My scenic spot is popular all over the world

Xiao Yan clicked in purely in the mood of watching a joke, and sure enough, Chong Li was sprayed bloody.

1L: Dear, monogamy is also a bad habit. I suggest you to reproduce parthenosexually.

2L: I have begun to doubt my lingua franca level, am I wrong? Breaking up is a bad habit?Which row are you standing in among the terracotta warriors?

3L: One person at a time, and then look at the avatar and screen name.Junior high school boy, have you finished your homework?

4L: Today is also witnessing species diversity (in every sense)

5L: male silent female tears.Not much to say, breathing is a sin, breaking up is a sin.

6L: Does anyone think that the host has mental problems?Is this a question that a person of normal intelligence who knows how to use a wristband can ask?

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36L [Original]: I had an intimate relationship with my spouse (I kissed him), but now I have a relationship with another person and broke up with me, which makes me very angry.Can stupid human beings fail to understand?

Xiao Yan was stunned, he thought he and Chong Li were ordinary friends, but did they break up once with Chong Li?

37L: Sure enough, I'm still sick.

38L: Oh my god, you guys have kissed before, but you still broke up, it's beyond conscience!

39L: I have been doing good deeds all my life, why did I get this.

Xiao Yan laughed so hard that he almost died, and when he imagined Chong Li with a stinky face and a serious expression, typing out lines of logical nonsense, he felt it was very funny.

He rolled back and forth laughing, the door creaked, it was Chong Li who came back.

"Uh, cough cough." Xiao Yan immediately pretended to be calm, and quickly exited Chongli's account with a blank expression.

Of course, to watch a movie, you have to watch the full set. He downloaded the same forum software, searched for Chong Li according to his screen name, and clicked to follow.

Chong Li didn't know about this, he stood at the door, looking at this very familiar bedroom, he didn't know whether to go in or not.

Xiao Yan has already established a relationship with Shuang Li, and the relationship is still very good.An excellent phoenix should not separate two like-minded people.He should keep a distance from Xiao Yan.

Reason told him that he should turn his head and leave, but when he wanted to leave, all the muscles in his body couldn't be controlled.

After a long time without closing the door, the cold wind from the corridor blows into the bedroom, Xiao Yan asked, "Are you standing there to generate wind power? Close the door."

Xiao Yan was wrapped in a quilt, and only his head was exposed from the bird's nest bed. The blush of the smile had not yet dissipated from his face, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and his eyes were shining.

Chong Li's hand on the doorknob tightened, and before he could react, he had already entered the bedroom, and the door was closed tightly behind him.

The exposed head retracted into the bird's nest bed again, and the light from the shaking bracelet came through the gap.Chong Li looked left and right, but he didn't know where to put his feet, so he stood upright on the spot.

Xiao Yan is used to sharing the same bed with Chong Li—at least Chong Li's body. According to experience, Chong Li should be sticky now, sticking to his neck.There was no movement for a long time, Xiao Yan looked again.

At the door, a man in a costume stood at attention, his eyes were rarely dazed.

"Birds are used to sleeping standing up, so are phoenixes?"

Chong Li: "..."

He took a tentative step, as if there was a mine ahead.

Fragmentary memories emerged in my mind.Xiao Yan and Shuang Li are glued together in this bedroom, drying each other's hair, watching movies and playing games together.Cuddled together in bed.

It was even the bed he made for Xiao Yan!

Chong Li was furious, and with a lot of confidence, he walked to the center of the room with his head held high.

Xiao Yan saw his change from cautious to dazed to righteous, exaggerated and dramatic.Xiao Yan was speechless for a while, unable to guess what Phoenix was thinking.

After washing, Chong Li came out with wet hair: "I decorated the room for you, so I have the right to sleep here."

Xiao Yan was sleepy, and replied in a daze.

"I'm going to sleep here tonight."

Xiao Yan felt something was wrong: "Are you driving me away?" It was the middle of the night, and he didn't want to make a fuss.

"No." Chong Li said, "Shuang Li is the one who has no right to live here."

here we go again.Xiao Yan ignored him and closed his eyes to sleep.Not long after, there was a rustling sound of clothes being rubbed, Chong Li turned off the light and climbed into bed, he was probably not sleepy, so he took out his wristband and began to read.

Just opened, the system pops up a prompt:

[Your account was logged in on another device at 23:36 today, and the loginer bound the account "Xiao Yan", please make sure your account is safe. 】

Chong Li:?

He turned off the prompt and opened the software he used most frequently, a certain forum.

There is a small red dot on the message notification bar, click on it and see that a few new followers have been added.He posted a post, and there are dozens of fans.Chong Li is very dissatisfied, why is he so hot.

Among the new followers, there was a person whose username caught his attention, and that person was named [Gunyan xyyy]

It seems like a random name, but Xiao Yan and the homonym of gun smoke, is it a coincidence?Chong Li checked his homepage, it was blank, the registration date was tonight, and he also paid attention to his only post, which was a serious discussion on the problem of human beings breaking up.

Chong Li checked the new reply, human beings had a big problem with their understanding, and they were all laughing at him, Chong Li was too lazy to argue with them.

The quilt beside him moved, Xiao Yan turned his head and narrowed his eyes in dissatisfaction: "Chong Li, you didn't blow your hair!"

"Can't use a hair dryer."

"Then you don't know how to use spells?"

"Humph."

Xiao Yan is now at the tenth level of Li language, this "hmph" means: you and Shuang Li are blowing each other's hair, but you don't care about me, it's too much!

The desire to coax the bird was suppressed by sleepiness, Xiao Yan fell down and continued to sleep.

"The female lead came to me today."

This sentence made Xiao Yan completely refreshed.With Zhongli's temper, don't you want to show others a cold face?Unexpectedly, Chong Li's next sentence was:

"I wanted to smile at her like that frivolous white peacock, but I didn't."

This made Xiao Yan laugh out loud: "It's not easy, Lord Vulcan, when you can take the initiative to show kindness to others? Although it's just a thought—"

Before he finished speaking, Chong Li interrupted in a cold voice, his face was as cold as a river in March: "Don't call me that."

Xiao Yan: "Lord Vulcan?"

"To shut up."

The corners of Fenghuang's mouth were tightly pursed, as if he was about to fly into a rage in the next second.Xiao Yan couldn't figure it out at first, but later realized that Moon God used this title to mock Chong Li.

Being called Vulcan will remind Chongli of his experience of harming others, right?Xiao Yan changed his address: "Fatty?"

Chong Li is about to have a fit again, Fat Duner is just a small ring in his samsara, he is not that stupid bird, he glanced out of the corner of his eye, but saw Xiao Yan's clear black eyes, which looked like dazzling black opals in the darkness.

He felt relieved: "Yes."

"Yo! Do you admit that you are fat?" Xiao Yan got up and wanted to touch Chong Li's hair, but his hair was wet. When he was happy, Xiao Yan dragged Chong Li out of bed: "Master taught Fat Dun Use a hair dryer."

Chong Li, who was originally dissatisfied with this title, had a rare smile on his lips after hearing this sentence.

There is a faint fragrance of bamboo leaves on Fenghuang's body, and there is also a fresh fragrance in his hair. The texture is excellent, smooth and thick.Xiao Yan blew and mopped at the same time, having a good time.

"There must be someone who would pay millions for a wig with your hair quality."

"Humph."

It means that this seat is not for sale.

Chong Li's hair is a bit like bird feathers, protected by a special substance. Although it is long, it dries quickly, and within 10 minutes, it becomes dry and fluffy.

"I just..." Chong Li hesitated.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Yan asked.

"I just felt Shuangli's dissatisfaction."

Xiao Yan started to have a headache again: "Can't you all be united, obviously you are all alone."

"No."

"Okay, okay, no."

"But it's about the same."

"What are you talking about?"

Chong Li lowered his eyelashes, his slender and thick black eyelashes were still a little wet: "Xiao Yan, do you read the forum?"

Xiao Yan, who was packing up the hair dryer, gave him a hand, and Chong Li opened the forum and showed him his posts.There is no point in hiding it any more, Xiao Yan said frankly: "Our account is from China Unicom, I was curious, so I clicked on it to have a look."

"Human beings are not loyal to their feelings. You clearly got close to me first, so why did you provoke Shuang Li?" Chong Li said in an almost questioning tone.

Xiao Yan couldn't argue: "Your judgments on relationships are too vague. Humans can only be sure if they say they like them."

Chong Li said angrily: "Well, I like you. Now you are my boyfriend."

Xiao Yan: "...I don't agree."

"You agree."

"No."

"Have!"

Xiao Yan teased him with a smile: "If you want me to agree, you have to work harder."

Chong Li looked at Xiao Yan for a moment, then disappeared in place, and looked down, there was a chubby ball of white fur on the floor.

The white fur ball moved, and the tips of the feathers trembled, revealing two small bean eyes: "Chirp!"

Chubby got into Xiao Yan's palm and rubbed it with his fur, trying to be cute.Seeing that Xiao Yanjiu hadn't moved, he suddenly became anxious, fluttered his small wings and flew into the air with great effort, jumping up and down and chirping.

Xiao Yan laughed: "Okay, I agree."

"Chirp!"

Xiao Yan smiled, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.Chong Li just said bluntly "I like you", which made his heart skip a beat.

It's a bit ridiculous, Chong Li is a phoenix, he can live thousands or tens of thousands of years, but he is just a mortal at present, returning to the God Realm is far away, how long can this love last?

Pressed by a pair of warm palms on the shoulders, Chong Li turned into a human form, his body like a blanket warmed by a stove: "I thought about it, Shuang Li and I cannot be separated, but they are my derivatives, I'm the main one. So your favorite is me."

"You are independent, different soul fragments."

"I am the most important." Chong Li said.

"Okay." Xiao Yan shrugged, "Can I go to bed now?"

"Ah."

However, lying on the bed is also a seemingly incompatible, different dreams in the same bed.Xiao Yan lay quietly for a long time, looking at Li as if he had fallen asleep, took out his bracelet, opened the forum he had just downloaded, found the [emotional communication] module, hesitated again and again, and posted a post:

【What if my boyfriend has multiple personalities? 】

[My boyfriend treats his other personalities as independent people, and when I get close to them, he gets emotional.But I can't have a part-time boyfriend, can I?Yesterday's pledge of eternal love, today is like a stranger? 】

After posting, Xiao Yan put down his bracelet and fell asleep not long after.

On the other side, Chong Li heard the small noise stop, also took out the bracelet, and opened the forum to post:

[What should I do if my boyfriend is a heartthrob and I'm jealous? 】

[My boyfriend is very good, he is admired by many mortals, and some people I know also have feelings for him.And his ethnic group is not like mine, which strictly implements lifelong monogamy. I am very irritable every day, what should I do? 】