Night and day

When he woke up, Kang Qiao had a grim expression. He rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find a set of clothes. After putting them on, he took out half a bottle of jelly water, sprayed it a lot, and then stood in front of the mirror to fiddle with it.

"Fuck..." Kang Qiao turned around annoyed, and asked, "Does it look like a calf has licked it?"

Shui Bei watched the whole process in his eyes, his eyeballs almost popped out, he had never seen Kang Qiao so tidy, and he didn't understand that he thought he was going on a blind date.

"I'm asking you something." Kang Qiao looked at himself in the mirror.

Shui Bei pursed his lips and said with a smile: "It doesn't look like it, it's quite handsome, but..." Shui Bei got off the bed, stood behind him and said, "What are you doing dressed up like this? Picking up girls?"

Kang Qiao threw the jelly water, curled his lips and said, "Soak you?"

Shui Bei grinned, picked up the jelly water and said, "Okay, anyway, my nickname is Shui Niuer, so it's okay to soak me."

"Get out, I don't have time to joke with you, get dressed quickly." Kang Qiao sat on the bed and polished his casual leather shoes.

Shui Bei weighed the jelly water in his hand: "Is this game still used?"

Hearing the sound, Kang Qiao raised her head, glanced at it and said, "This game has been at home for a long time, and it's a waste to not use it."

Shui Bei laughed and said, "Your hair is so short that it's really useless."

"You know what a fart." Kang Qiao put on his leather shoes, pulled his shirt when he got up, and said with a smile, "How about it, do I look like a big boss?"

Shui Bei took a closer look, then shook his head, "It's not like that."

Kang Qiao lost her smiling face and turned around to take care of herself in the mirror.

Shui Bei knew that the kid was angry again, so he hurried over, put his arms around him from behind and said, "You really don't look like this, because you will definitely be a big boss in the future."

Kang Qiao's brows and eyes fluttered in a sudden smile, he turned around and put his arms around Shui Bei's neck and said, "Hey, I like to hear that."

"Be virtuous, if you praise you for being fat, you will pant." Shui Bei came out of his arms with a smile, and quickly put on his pants: "Why don't you go to the front yard to see if the milk is up?"

"Hey, there's no rush. If you want to take pictures, you have to have breakfast before you go?" Kang Qiao stood at the door waiting for Shui Bei to get dressed, and the two went to the front yard together.

In fact, the old lady got up at five o'clock, walked around the pot for an hour or two early in the morning, and when Kang Qiao and Shuibei entered the room, the food was already on the table, and the old lady changed into new clothes. Sitting on a chair by the door combing her hair with a comb.

When entering the door, Kang Qiao secretly whispered to Shui Bei: "Look, my grandma is so happy."

Shui Bei replied in the same tone: "It's only once a year, can you be unhappy." After speaking, the two walked in.

"Are you up? Hurry up and eat in the house." The old lady smiled while combing her hair.

Just as Kang Qiao was about to speak, Shui Bei suddenly ran up to the old lady and knelt down, saying sweetly, "I wish grandma a happy life like Donghai and longevity compared to Nanshan, and never grow old."

The old lady was surprised at first, then she couldn't close her mouth with a smile, and hurriedly greeted Shui Bei: "This child is really rare, get up quickly." The old lady habitually fumbled in her pocket, but found nothing. Touching it, the old lady was somewhat embarrassed, she smiled and said, "My grandma didn't prepare any red envelopes..."

"It's okay, didn't you all make breakfast for us?" Shui Bei stood up with a smirk.

The old lady smiled while clutching the grate, but suddenly her face turned upside down, she glared at Kang Qiao and said, "Look at this child, and then look at you, it's still my grandson, what a joke."

Kang Qiao didn't even dare to fart, and knelt down like Shuibei, followed by three noises: "Grandma, I wish you a life as high as the sky and a blessing as deep as the sea."

"Get up quickly, I'm not going to get angry when I see your virtue." Although the old lady's tone was bad, her eyes were full of joy.

Kang Qiao got up, took advantage of Shuibei's unguardedness when entering the room, and twisted his waist hard.

Shui Bei hid in pain, turned around and called, "Grandma, Kang Qiao..."

Kang Qiao hurriedly covered Shui Bei's mouth, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and eat, let my grandma dress up properly." After speaking, Kang Qiao frowned at the old lady, and forced Shui Bei to sit on the chair.

"You little bastard, there is no time to be honest in a day." The old lady cursed a few words, and continued to comb her hair while humming a little tune.

After Shui Bei sat down, he raised his head and laughed softly, "Are you so afraid of your grandma?"

"Fuck off, eat quickly." Kang Qiao scooped up a bowl of vermicelli in clear soup for Shuibei, scooped a few spoonfuls of egg marinade from a small iron basin, handed it over, and said, "Try it, it's delicious."

Shui Bei took the bowl, but didn't rush to eat, but took a few sips from the glass of water at the corner of the table.

"Oh, big grandson." The old lady was anxious, she patted her legs and stood up, moved into the room step by step, snatched the cup in Shuibei's hand, looked at it and said, "Why are you so thirsty? Did you drink all the water for your dentures?"

As soon as the words fell, Kang Qiao patted the table and kicked his legs while laughing.

Shui Bei covered his stomach, and said with a wry smile, "Grandma, why didn't you say it earlier?"

The old lady held the cup and said: "I have to see it too." The old lady looked down at her dentures: "Okay, I have to pour some more water." The old lady took the cup and went out of the room.

After the old lady left, Kang Qiao laughed even more happily, and patted the table and said, "I... I... Is that water good?"

Shui Bei squinted and smiled, rubbed his belly and said, "Guess."

"I guess it must be delicious." Kang Qiao laughed repeatedly, waving his hands and said, "No...it can't be done, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"Why don't you laugh to death." Shui Bei stood up, raised his fist and said, "Even if you don't laugh to death, I will punch you to death."

Kang Qiao coughed twice, trying to suppress her smile: "I won't laugh anymore, I'm sure I won't... I won't laugh anymore, I have something to say, a gentleman doesn't move his mouth."

Shui Bei let go of his fist, sat down and said, "If you dare to laugh again, I'll pull out your tooth and soak it in a cup."

Kang Qiao kept waving his hands: "Don't laugh, never laugh again." Kang Qiao endured a lot of pain. Fortunately, Kang Ning came at this time. As soon as he entered the door, he rushed to the side of Shuibei and said, "Brother, I will sit next to you." Is it okay to eat?"

"Okay." Shui Bei hurriedly handed the bowl of rice to Kang Ning: "Hurry up, we'll leave after eating."

"Yes, yes, eat quickly, finish eating..." Kang Qiao almost didn't laugh: "Let's go after eating."

Shuibei gave Kang Qiao a hard look, and he hurriedly lowered his head to grab the rice in his bowl.

This is just a small episode of the day, which makes people laugh and feel happy. Life is best when it is lively and lively.

"It's killing me." Shui Bei put down the bowls and chopsticks, patted his belly and said, "Grandma, your cooking is so delicious, I really want to eat here every day."

The old lady was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, she sat on the kang and said, "Come whenever you want to eat."

Shuibei showed a satisfied smile: "I think it's almost time for us to set off?"

"Hey, I just noticed that the wind is a bit strong outside, and I have to moisturize my old face." The old lady pointed to the big red-lacquered wooden cabinet and said, "Qiao Qiao, bring the cream to grandma."

Kang Qiao hurriedly stood up, took the cream and sent it over: "Let me wipe it for you."

"Will you wipe it for me?" The old lady raised her eyes and smiled.

Kang Qiao nodded, unscrewed the bottle cap and scooped out the cream with her hands, then rubbed her hands together and stroked the old lady's cheeks.Kang Qiao's technique was a little clumsy, but the old lady was not picky, and instead enjoyed it: "Be careful, I didn't even touch the left side."

Kang Qiao hurriedly moved to the left, wiping very meticulously: "It's almost there?"

The old lady nodded: "It's almost there, let's go."

Kang Qiao put the cap on the bottle and smelled his hand: "Hey, it smells good enough."

The old lady ignored him, and instead asked Shuibei to help her get off the kang, cleaned up briefly, locked the door and set off.

Sitting in the taxi, the old lady looked around: "How long has it been since I slipped out?" She seemed to be asking Kang Qiao and Shuibei, but she was actually asking herself.

Shui Bei sat beside her and said with a smile, "In the future, Kang Qiao and I will accompany you for a walk."

The old lady turned her head and said with a smile: "It's such an old age, let's not go, besides, you and Qiao Qiao also have your own affairs to be busy."

"It's all small things for us, and you are the most important thing." Shui Bei laughed.

The old lady showed a kind smile: "This child Beibei can talk."

When Shui Bei heard her calling him Bei Bei, he immediately felt kind in his heart, and moved closer to the old lady again.

Kang Qiao didn't speak from the beginning to the end, but watched from the side-view mirror. When the taxi stopped at the entrance of the photo studio, Kang Qiao took the opportunity to bite Shui Bei's ears when he got out of the car: "Okay, find all the fools of my grandma." Not far north."

Shui Bei thumped him with his elbow: "Get out." After speaking, he helped the old lady into the photo studio, and Kang Qiao could only pouted and followed Kang Ning.

This photo studio was opened relatively early, probably in the [-]s. Many old people in this small town took photos here. As time went by, the photo studio gradually became indifferent, but it did not disappear among the older generation. So, when the old lady stepped into the threshold of the photo studio, it brought back memories of her youth.

The old lady had a big birthday today, so she had to take a decent photo. She sat in the middle and posed energetically. When the camera flashed, the old lady finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Taking a photo is exhausting."

"It's only been a while since I've been tired, and we still have a family portrait." Kang Qiao led Kang Ning over, and stood beside the old lady on one side: "This one will be done when we're done."

The photographer found a good angle, but when the old lady was about to shoot, the old lady yelled to stop, and Kang Qiao asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

The old lady reached out to greet Shui Bei: "Beibei, come and take a picture with grandma."

Shui Bei pointed at himself: "Is it possible?"

"There's nothing wrong with it, come here." The old lady beckoned again.

Shuibei coughed twice, walked over with a smile, stretched out his hand and pushed Kang Qiao behind the old lady, while he stood to the left.

The old lady happily said: "Just take a picture like this, make me laugh, laugh."

Shui Bei and Kang Qiao gritted their teeth at the same time, scanning each other out of the corners of their eyes at the same time, and at the same time, the photographer pressed the shutter.

"Come on, old lady, I have to go home." The old lady stood up from her chair, and when she was walking out, Shui Bei suddenly said, "Grandma, I want to take a picture with Kang Qiao, look... "

The old lady turned her head: "Take a photo, take a photo if you want."

As soon as the words fell, Shui Bei dragged Kang Qiao to the original position, put his arms around Kang Qiao's neck and said, "One photo of our two brothers." After speaking, he whispered: "Our wedding photo."

Shui Bei didn't give Kang Qiao a chance to refute at all, and after restraining Kang Qiao's movements, he said to the photographer, "Let's take this pose." After speaking, Shui Bei said to Kang Qiao again: "Let's call eggplant. "

"I think you look like an eggplant." Although Kang Qiao's tone was impatient, his face was already full of hype. When the shutter flashed, the two of them shouted 'eggplant' in unison.

There is a feeling called - you don't express it, I don't say it, it's hidden in my heart, and it gets thicker and thicker.

Coming out of the photo studio, Kang Qiao wanted to bleed a lot and take the old lady to a restaurant to have a massage, but instead of going, the old lady scolded Kang Qiao, saying that she had a little money and didn’t know what to do. .I had no choice but to give up and go home.

The old lady is a birthday star today, so naturally she can't cook, so this heavy responsibility fell to Kang Qiao.

When Kang Qiao was busy in the kitchen, Shui Bei stood at the door and watched. Seeing his skillful skills, he couldn't help but sigh, "You know how to cook?"

"What's wrong? You thought I could only eat?" Kang Qiao said disdainfully.

"I didn't say that." Shuibei washed his hands in the basin, and then said after taking a towel to wipe, "Actually, I've discovered it a long time ago. You have many advantages."

"I still have to thank you for complimenting me?"

"You're welcome, I'm telling the truth." Shui Bei walked over, "Do you need my help?"

Kang Qiao lowered her head and was busy: "No need, just wait and be honest."

Shui Bei stopped talking and watched quietly.Watching him bring a dish to the dinner table, watching him sweating profusely but never getting tired of it, when a dish is almost done, Kang Qiao will always use chopsticks to pick out a little bit for Shuibei to taste and ask how it tastes .Shuibei ate delicious food, and he couldn't help nodding his head in praise.

Faced with Shuibei's appreciation, Kang Qiao seemed quite proud. Before dinner, he went to Lao Litou's to buy a bottle of colored wine, grape-flavored, with a high alcohol concentration. But the wife suddenly became unhappy, and clamored to have a drink, but Kang Qiao couldn't resist her, so she had to pour her a small sip.

The old lady's teeth were really bad, and she yelled to go to the kang to rest before the meal was over, leaving Kang Qiao and Shui Bei to continue to drink and change.At this time, Xiao Kangning had already left the dinner table and returned to the back room to do her homework.It seemed quiet for a while, Kang Qiao slapped, raised the cup in his hand with a flushed face and said, "Come on, let's have a drink."

Shui Bei clinked glasses with him, raised his head and only took a sip.

"I said, can you do it? Just take a sip and you're done?" Kang Qiao complained.

Shui Bei shook his head: "I've drank a lot, and I'll drink too much. I can't do anything at night." Shui Bei raised his eyebrows obscenely.

Kang Qiao laughed and said: "If you don't want to drink, I really won't do it." Kang Qiao took the cup and put it to his mouth: "If you have deep feelings, you will feel bored, and if you have light feelings, you will lick them. Do you know what it means?"

Shui Bei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Of course I know."

"Drink it quickly if you know it."

There was no other way, Shuibei had no choice but to drink it up in one gulp, and then turned the glass upside down to empty it: "Is that all right?"

Kang Qiao smiled with satisfaction: "Okay." After speaking, he raised his head and drank all the wine in his glass.

Suddenly, Shuibei's phone rang at this time. It was Cao Lei calling. Shuibei hesitated for a while before answering: "Hello?"

"Where are you?" Cao Lei yelled, pulling his neck, "Come out for a drink?"

Shui Bei heard the noise on the other end, and couldn't help asking, "Where are you?"

Cao Lei laughed loudly: "I am... I am...? I also forgot."

Shui Bei thought to himself, is this a drunk idiot?Don't know where I am?

As he said that, another voice came from the other end of the phone: "Are you an idiot, kid? We're in the stadium, tell Shui Bei to come over quickly."

Hearing Ji Wei's voice, Shui Bei was a little surprised. After all, Cao Lei had disliked Ji Wei for a long time, and he never thought they could drink together.

"Yes, I'm at the stadium, come here quickly, I have something to tell you." After finishing speaking, Cao Lei hung up the phone.

Shui Bei held his mobile phone in a daze for a while, and then said to Cambridge, "I'm in a hurry here, let's go first."

Kang Qiao nodded: "Go ahead if you have something to do."

In desperation, Shuibei had no choice but to get dressed, and when he got up, he glanced at the old lady on the kang and saw that she was sleeping soundly, so he bent down and whispered to Kang Qiao, "Kiss me."

Kang Qiao quickly hid back and whispered, "Hurry up and get out."

Shui Bei pouted: "If you don't kiss me, I won't leave. Tonight we will..."

"Well, I can't afford to offend you." After finishing speaking, Kang Qiao leaned over and kissed Shui Bei's cheek: "Is that all right?"

"No." Shuibei pouted Lao Gao: "Kiss here."

Kang Qiao rolled her eyes: "You pervert." Kang Qiao kissed Shui Bei again, and after parting, Shui Bei licked his lips and said with a smile, "I'm leaving."

"get out."

Shuibei came out from Kang Qiao's house and went straight to the venue. As soon as he entered the door, the old Wangtou, who was shifting, rushed over with a cigarette pouch, and said angrily: "You came just in time, go in and have a look, those two bastards want to It's a mess."

Shui Bei ran in without saying a word, and walked through the corridor to the door of the warehouse. The door was open, and a strong smell of alcohol came out from inside. The head said so evil, Cao Lei and Ji Wei were wearing underpants, lying on the cushions as if they were asleep.

When entering the door, the water glass kicked away the wine bottle at his feet, walked up to Cao Lei and kicked him: "Is he dead?"

Cao Lei didn't respond, but Ji Wei beside him woke up, squinted his eyes at Shui Bei and said, "Why are you here?" He struggled to get up from the mat, and said with a swaying smile, "Did you come here again?" Had a cannonball fight with that thief?"

Shui Bei frowned tightly and remained silent.

"Let me guess right?" Ji Wei waved his hand and said with a smirk, "I knew it." After finishing speaking, Ji Wei took two steps forward, his legs softened and his whole body fell on him, water It was too late when Bei wanted to hide, Ji Wei raised his hands to wrap his arms around his shoulders, and said with a drunken look: "I've always been very curious, how did the man and the man do that?" Ji Wei stretched his neck and leaned over, He narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "To be honest, I really want to try it, why don't we come here twice?"

The author has something to say: The second update of V...continue...

In addition, to popularize science, color wine is a general term for fruit wine. My hometown in Northeast China likes to call it that way. When it comes to Chinese New Year or something, my mother or grandma will say that going to the supermarket to buy two bottles of color wine probably means this.

After writing this chapter, I suddenly have a feeling that although Citigroup and Shuibei are both coquettish, they feel completely different, but they are both equally rare in my heart. I don’t know how it feels to be an official?Haha ps: Thank you for the ten landmines sent by Momo Guanguan, meh.