no rules
Chapter 1 Chapter 1
The Iron Rod Zhang didn't actually use an iron rod, he used a wooden stick.But his wooden stick is harder than the iron stick, and it is difficult to parry.
The stick method of the iron stick is really messy, which makes people confused.He only has one ultimate move, but with this move, he has won most of the world.
He usually doesn't attack people's hearts, but once he attacks there, a bruise will be left on that person's chest, and the person will fall to the ground in response, cough up a few mouthfuls of dirty blood, and die.
Someone once used the Vajra Armor to provoke him, and he didn't argue. He was so wrapped up that he took a wooden stick and hit the man in the mouth, and the man fell to the ground in response, spitting out a mouthful of dirty blood
When others saw it, good guy, the golden armor was unscathed.When it was opened again, my heart was bruised.
Tie Gun Zhang became famous for his extremely hard wooden stick Kung Fu.He himself is not that hard.This person is soft and cheap, and he is still a disciple.But it is not often heard that he had a woman in his room.
Because women look down on him, he is short, dirty, and wretched, like a beggar on the street.
Therefore, Tieguan Zhang chased women for seven or eight months of the year, and went to Nansi every day for the remaining months.
What did he go to Nansi for?Go find the monk.
What do you want a monk to do?Someone asked Iron Rod Zhang this way.He said that he couldn't find a woman, and a monk couldn't find a woman. They are both degenerate people, and their sons and daughters share the towel.
The other party absolutely fell, and some people laughed at him.But he still went his own way, chasing women for seven or eight months of the year, and looking for monks for the rest of the year, making everyone in the world know that Tiegu Zhang is a fool who can't get a woman.
The monk he found was also very famous. He was the most famous Zen master among the younger generation of Nansi Temple, and there was not a single Zen master.
No one Zen master loves cleanliness very much.
He lived in the South Temple since he was a child and hardly ever went out.In recent years, even those who came here admiringly were able to meet him, very few.
Because to see him, you have to fast for five days and then take a bath.
But there was one person who saw that Chan Master Wuyi never fasted or took a bath. He even dressed like a beggar, rolled in mud all over his body, and went into Chan Master Wuyi's meditation room.
This person is Iron Rod Zhang.
No one Zen master did not welcome this uninvited guest.For a period of time, the little novice monk in Nansi could often hear the sound of fighting coming from Chan Master Wuyi’s meditation room, and also saw Zen Master Wuyi chasing a dirty little man with a wooden stick running around in the temple several times. .
Iron Rod Zhang was not discouraged, he sneaked into the meditation room of Zen Master Wuyi as soon as he was dumped by a woman, and left the temple gate contentedly after being taught a lesson.
The janitor monk of Nansi also doesn't like Tiegu Zhang, because he never enters through the main entrance, but likes to exit through the main entrance.
Later, Zen master Wuyi couldn't bear it anymore, so he said to the iron rod: "When you come next time, remember to add some incense money, otherwise you don't need to come in."
Iron Rod Zhang was startled and said: "You are a monk! Don't monks regard money as something outside of themselves?"
"Amitabha," Chan Master Wuyi said indifferently, "monks are also human beings."
Iron Rod Zhang thought for a while, then said sullenly, "Okay, then how much do you want?"
"Say less than 1000 taels."
"1000 taels! You, a monk, will lose your money when you leave the house!" Tie Guan Zhang left stunned.
Wuyi Zen master thought that this excuse could stop the iron rod Zhang Zhang for a few days, but he was wrong.
When he entered the meditation room the next day, the iron rod Zhang was already inside.
Zen Master Wuyi asked, "Why are you here again?"
Iron Rod Zhang threw something over.Wuyi Zen master wanted to hide, but after a moment of froze, he still took the object.
It's a piece of jade.
Zen Master Wuyi frowned and said: "The relics of the earth are indeed precious." He looked at the jade for a moment and sighed: "Tongming jade!"
"It's said that monks don't eat fireworks in the world, isn't this look very poisonous." Zhang Tieguan said with a smile, picked up his wooden stick and spun around a few times, "How about it, is it enough for your fireworks money?"
"Of course it is enough." Zen Master Wuyi smiled wryly, looking at Iron Rod Zhang with a complicated expression.The iron stick Zhang just doesn't know.
Iron Rod Zhang knew that he was guessing, how could someone like a rogue and beggar easily give away such a piece of transparent jade that even the royal relatives might not have.Chan Master Wuyi was also really puzzled, but he didn't say anything, he just recited a Buddha's name and said: "Amitabha, please benefactor."
Since then, Iron Rod Zhang has never climbed over the wall of Nansi.He is free to come and go, as if he is the master of Nansi.
In this regard, no Zen master can only smile bitterly.
After offering the piece of bright jade, Tie Guan Zhang suddenly made a gesture to Zen Master Wuyi, and every time he came, he had to eat vegetarian food made by Zen Master Wuyi himself.
Zen Master Wuyi glanced at Tongmingyu who was put aside, and agreed.
Tie Guan Zhang received good treatment, so he rushed to the South Temple every day happily, and sometimes stayed in the meditation room at night.
Wu Yi asked him, "Why are you still here?"
Iron Rod Zhang replied: "There is nowhere to go."
No one knows what the name of Tie Gun Zhang is. It seems that to Tie Gun Zhang, his name and family background are not important. It seems that there are only three things that are most important in his life, the stick, the woman and the monk.
After a month of this kind of life, one day Iron Rod Zhang suddenly slapped his head and said with enlightenment: "I haven't looked for a girl for a month!"
Chan Master Wuyi put down the scriptures, frowned and said, "I really don't understand why you are looking for a girl."
The iron rod Zhang smiled and said: "You are a monk, of course you don't understand." After speaking, he disappeared like a gust of wind.
It's been another few months since he left.
Master Wuyi's meditation room was as clean as before, but it seemed a little cooler.No one Zen master noticed this, said "Amitabha", shook his head and walked away.
He was also looking forward to that dwarf in his heart.But when he thought of the dirty face on the iron rod, Wu Yi gave up the idea.
Until one day, the abbot gathered all the monks together and said slowly that there was news of the shadowless bandit who was rampant in the rivers and lakes, and the decent faction of the rivers and lakes would send representatives to arrest him.
Since the Shadowless Pirate can get this name, he will naturally come and go without a trace, making it impossible for people to trace his whereabouts.The royal family, famous forbidden place, he comes and goes freely, and specializes in stealing peerless treasures.
In fact, the Shadowless Pirate is not really Shadowless, because every time he steals a piece, he will definitely leave a strange round character.And the ruthlessness of this person lies in the fact that his characters are all left on the body of the guard.
None of the Zen masters listened quietly.Arresting people is a hard job, and this kind of work has never been his turn to do it.
Someone asked, who is Wuying Pirate's last name?
The old monk squinted his eyes, broke one word into three and said, "Iron stick Zhang."
Zen Master Wuyi was startled, and opened his eyes slightly.
The stick method of the iron stick is really messy, which makes people confused.He only has one ultimate move, but with this move, he has won most of the world.
He usually doesn't attack people's hearts, but once he attacks there, a bruise will be left on that person's chest, and the person will fall to the ground in response, cough up a few mouthfuls of dirty blood, and die.
Someone once used the Vajra Armor to provoke him, and he didn't argue. He was so wrapped up that he took a wooden stick and hit the man in the mouth, and the man fell to the ground in response, spitting out a mouthful of dirty blood
When others saw it, good guy, the golden armor was unscathed.When it was opened again, my heart was bruised.
Tie Gun Zhang became famous for his extremely hard wooden stick Kung Fu.He himself is not that hard.This person is soft and cheap, and he is still a disciple.But it is not often heard that he had a woman in his room.
Because women look down on him, he is short, dirty, and wretched, like a beggar on the street.
Therefore, Tieguan Zhang chased women for seven or eight months of the year, and went to Nansi every day for the remaining months.
What did he go to Nansi for?Go find the monk.
What do you want a monk to do?Someone asked Iron Rod Zhang this way.He said that he couldn't find a woman, and a monk couldn't find a woman. They are both degenerate people, and their sons and daughters share the towel.
The other party absolutely fell, and some people laughed at him.But he still went his own way, chasing women for seven or eight months of the year, and looking for monks for the rest of the year, making everyone in the world know that Tiegu Zhang is a fool who can't get a woman.
The monk he found was also very famous. He was the most famous Zen master among the younger generation of Nansi Temple, and there was not a single Zen master.
No one Zen master loves cleanliness very much.
He lived in the South Temple since he was a child and hardly ever went out.In recent years, even those who came here admiringly were able to meet him, very few.
Because to see him, you have to fast for five days and then take a bath.
But there was one person who saw that Chan Master Wuyi never fasted or took a bath. He even dressed like a beggar, rolled in mud all over his body, and went into Chan Master Wuyi's meditation room.
This person is Iron Rod Zhang.
No one Zen master did not welcome this uninvited guest.For a period of time, the little novice monk in Nansi could often hear the sound of fighting coming from Chan Master Wuyi’s meditation room, and also saw Zen Master Wuyi chasing a dirty little man with a wooden stick running around in the temple several times. .
Iron Rod Zhang was not discouraged, he sneaked into the meditation room of Zen Master Wuyi as soon as he was dumped by a woman, and left the temple gate contentedly after being taught a lesson.
The janitor monk of Nansi also doesn't like Tiegu Zhang, because he never enters through the main entrance, but likes to exit through the main entrance.
Later, Zen master Wuyi couldn't bear it anymore, so he said to the iron rod: "When you come next time, remember to add some incense money, otherwise you don't need to come in."
Iron Rod Zhang was startled and said: "You are a monk! Don't monks regard money as something outside of themselves?"
"Amitabha," Chan Master Wuyi said indifferently, "monks are also human beings."
Iron Rod Zhang thought for a while, then said sullenly, "Okay, then how much do you want?"
"Say less than 1000 taels."
"1000 taels! You, a monk, will lose your money when you leave the house!" Tie Guan Zhang left stunned.
Wuyi Zen master thought that this excuse could stop the iron rod Zhang Zhang for a few days, but he was wrong.
When he entered the meditation room the next day, the iron rod Zhang was already inside.
Zen Master Wuyi asked, "Why are you here again?"
Iron Rod Zhang threw something over.Wuyi Zen master wanted to hide, but after a moment of froze, he still took the object.
It's a piece of jade.
Zen Master Wuyi frowned and said: "The relics of the earth are indeed precious." He looked at the jade for a moment and sighed: "Tongming jade!"
"It's said that monks don't eat fireworks in the world, isn't this look very poisonous." Zhang Tieguan said with a smile, picked up his wooden stick and spun around a few times, "How about it, is it enough for your fireworks money?"
"Of course it is enough." Zen Master Wuyi smiled wryly, looking at Iron Rod Zhang with a complicated expression.The iron stick Zhang just doesn't know.
Iron Rod Zhang knew that he was guessing, how could someone like a rogue and beggar easily give away such a piece of transparent jade that even the royal relatives might not have.Chan Master Wuyi was also really puzzled, but he didn't say anything, he just recited a Buddha's name and said: "Amitabha, please benefactor."
Since then, Iron Rod Zhang has never climbed over the wall of Nansi.He is free to come and go, as if he is the master of Nansi.
In this regard, no Zen master can only smile bitterly.
After offering the piece of bright jade, Tie Guan Zhang suddenly made a gesture to Zen Master Wuyi, and every time he came, he had to eat vegetarian food made by Zen Master Wuyi himself.
Zen Master Wuyi glanced at Tongmingyu who was put aside, and agreed.
Tie Guan Zhang received good treatment, so he rushed to the South Temple every day happily, and sometimes stayed in the meditation room at night.
Wu Yi asked him, "Why are you still here?"
Iron Rod Zhang replied: "There is nowhere to go."
No one knows what the name of Tie Gun Zhang is. It seems that to Tie Gun Zhang, his name and family background are not important. It seems that there are only three things that are most important in his life, the stick, the woman and the monk.
After a month of this kind of life, one day Iron Rod Zhang suddenly slapped his head and said with enlightenment: "I haven't looked for a girl for a month!"
Chan Master Wuyi put down the scriptures, frowned and said, "I really don't understand why you are looking for a girl."
The iron rod Zhang smiled and said: "You are a monk, of course you don't understand." After speaking, he disappeared like a gust of wind.
It's been another few months since he left.
Master Wuyi's meditation room was as clean as before, but it seemed a little cooler.No one Zen master noticed this, said "Amitabha", shook his head and walked away.
He was also looking forward to that dwarf in his heart.But when he thought of the dirty face on the iron rod, Wu Yi gave up the idea.
Until one day, the abbot gathered all the monks together and said slowly that there was news of the shadowless bandit who was rampant in the rivers and lakes, and the decent faction of the rivers and lakes would send representatives to arrest him.
Since the Shadowless Pirate can get this name, he will naturally come and go without a trace, making it impossible for people to trace his whereabouts.The royal family, famous forbidden place, he comes and goes freely, and specializes in stealing peerless treasures.
In fact, the Shadowless Pirate is not really Shadowless, because every time he steals a piece, he will definitely leave a strange round character.And the ruthlessness of this person lies in the fact that his characters are all left on the body of the guard.
None of the Zen masters listened quietly.Arresting people is a hard job, and this kind of work has never been his turn to do it.
Someone asked, who is Wuying Pirate's last name?
The old monk squinted his eyes, broke one word into three and said, "Iron stick Zhang."
Zen Master Wuyi was startled, and opened his eyes slightly.
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