Red wall, yellow tile, white magnolia

When does it snow in Beijing?

When the first snow of winter falls in Beijing, Shanghai should come.

Every year when the first snow falls in Beijing, Shanghai will arrive as scheduled, whether by plane or train, and it has never missed the appointment in 40 years.

This year is different.

Beijing itself is about to die of anxiety. It’s fine if everyone else is snowing and his house doesn’t have snow. Others, including Shanghai, can’t bear it anymore.

Because everyone in East China and North China knows that Shanghai visits on time every year, so many people in Hebei, Tianjin and Nanjing have called to mock Beijing.

Yes yes yes, shame on me.Beijing nodded like a garlic, and sincerely asked his uncle for off-court assistance.You said that you would not help me bring Wang Shen over, why don't you just lend me some snow?

Do not borrow.

Nanjing is very indifferent.

My little snow is not enough for my wife to play with.

Beijing silently put down the phone and let out a piss when it was over.

Although they are a city, they really can't interfere with the weather.Beijing is full of grievances now, and there is nothing to say.

Just when Beijing was anxious like a desperate old lion, and was about to buy a plane ticket to fly himself to Shanghai, his glamorous and noble daughter-in-law came condescendingly.

Beijing was suddenly dazzled by this huge surprise, but fortunately he soon sobered up.His daughter-in-law Shanghai is standing in his courtyard, facing the wintersweet in the yard, the suitcase is still at hand, leaving him with a slender back.

It was the first time Xu Wangshen came here in snow, and he stood in his yard like this, wearing a fashionable windbreaker, with snow on the suitcase at hand, and when he turned his head, he smiled at him.

I don't know whether it's Qingcheng or not, anyway, in Beijing at that time, I carried my luggage into the house without saying a word.

Shanghai is very scheming.Seeing that Xu Wangshen's cheeks were flushed from the cold, he said, "Didn't I give you all the keys, what kind of a model are you standing outside the door?"Xu Wangshen explained to me that the wintersweet in your yard is just right, and you came back after looking at it a few more times. Unexpectedly, Beijing, skipping work?

Beijing Xin said you can pull you down, that's not what he said.He said that I heard that you will come back immediately when you arrive. Will you be reimbursed for the deducted salary?

His Shanghai eyes are so bright, and there is a narrow smile like water in them.The two water-red lips touched lightly, and softly spit out a firm word.

No.

According to Beijing itself, he managed Shanghai at that time.

No way, whoever tells him to eat this set.

So Beijing, who is full of food and drink, still thinks in his heart, Shanghai is really a sinister villain for eating himself so dead.

——Of course, I dare to say this in my heart. If I accidentally slipped my mouth in a dream, I am afraid that even kneeling through three washboards may not be able to coax his wife back.

When it snows in Beijing, Shanghai will openly head north under the pretense that there is heating in the north to survive the winter, and this year should be no exception.

Unexpectedly, it was snowing in the south of the five ridges, and that unsatisfactory capital seemed to have stolen Shanghai's enchantment. There was no such thing as snow.

Sitting in the office, Shanghai unreservedly vented its anger at the whining and cute Beijing on the other end of the phone.

Marriage naturally has the benefits of marriage. Although everyone agrees that the big boss himself has the need to accompany his wife on vacation, it is rare to be kind. The provinces and cities with the certificate can take annual leave.

The default holiday time in Shanghai starts from the first snowfall in Beijing and ends two weeks later. Since there is no snow in Beijing this year, the bosses in the city have already become smart. I said that Beijing hasn’t snowed yet. Shanghai's application for annual leave was rejected.

So angry that Chiju, the capital of Shanghai, was so angry.

But considering that the emperor is the kind of person who is too bright when given a little sunshine, Shanghai calmly decided to keep silent.On the surface, it is claimed to be a confrontation game between the emperors and devils, but in fact, we all know that this is the love of husband and wife.

It hasn't snowed yet in Beijing, and Shanghai is getting annoyed more than Beijing itself, but it can't be said yet.

Beijing didn't know that his wife was more anxious than himself. He had just received the weather forecast for the coming week.

I crossed my fingers and put my nose to the tip of my nose, which has been coming and going in the wind and snow for so many years. After thinking for half a minute, I picked up my mobile phone and booked a ticket for that night.

Then I made a phone call, full of arrogance but the core content of the expression was that I didn't listen to me and asked for my annual leave.Then, like a high-spirited general returning from a victory, he skipped half a day's work and went home to pack his luggage. Before leaving, he didn't forget to give Dongcheng a wicked smile when he came to hand in the report.

Dongcheng District, where the government is based, smashed his dog's head on the spot.

——Although it is still a problem whether you can beat it or not.

(Forcibly) Beijing, who had successfully asked for leave, felt as happy as a flower blooming, but he didn't expect his stubborn and arrogant daughter-in-law to be more vigorous and resolute than him.Seeing Beijing whistle and open the gate, Shanghai turned around and pushed the pair of rimless glasses.

"Boss Qin, what a coincidence."

A string of bullet screens floated quickly across Beijing's heart.

[What does he mean by what a coincidence? Taunting us to skip work, or what? Wait, what is it called? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

Afterwards, Beijing euphemistically conveyed its feelings to Shanghai at that time, and Juju, the capital city, gave him a sideways look and said:

"Unexpectedly, Qin Jiyang, you have a lot of inner drama with thick eyebrows and big eyes?"

Beijing, where there are many thieves, enters the role in a second.

"Yo,"

But he just yelled, and was immediately beaten back to his original shape: "Wait a minute, I will refund the ticket first."

Shanghai:......

Shanghai: Qin Jiyang, are you ashamed?

If I have to say it, Beijing admits that its own face is (will) be thicker than the city wall at certain times (you want to beg for a wife if you want face?).Although he has always felt good about himself and felt that Shanghai loves the high-ranking (although now basically equal) emperor attacking Beijing, but he is very sure that Shanghai likes and enjoys his clinging to his wife and strict control.

This is what is called a pot with a cover.Beijing said proudly.Since the wife is a fox, he has to be a lion (????????).

He was just dazzled by the sudden sense of happiness for a moment, and soon realized that Shanghai couldn't bear it (lonely) and came to him, so he was very happy.He stepped forward quickly and took his Shanghai into his arms, then lowered his head and kissed the center of Shanghai's eyebrows, then kissed the bridge of the nose all the way down, and finally kissed deeply on Shanghai's dry lips in the north, and successfully It kisses back to the wet water red it should have been.

Because Shanghai not only did not resist, but even took the initiative to cater, Beijing's heart was very inflated. The left-handed wife walked into the house with the right-hand luggage and said, "Miss me?"

His Shanghai smiled slightly, as charming as it was back then.

"Is Lennon dizzy?"