I am in love with Sliced ​​Dazai

When the two were kissing together, Terao Yasuke's cell phone rang suddenly, and the piercing sound was like a hammer hitting his heart hard, waking him up from a trance.

He recovered from the kiss and reached out to answer the phone, but the leader held his chin and signaled him to concentrate: "Don't answer, don't worry about that."

"but--"

"No but, don't worry about whoever calls."

"However, it may be a call from the school. You ask me to answer it, just for one minute."

The leader had nothing to say, he could only temporarily suppress the desire in his heart and let him go.

Terao Yasuke answered the phone, but no one spoke on the other side of the phone, only a violent cough came.

He felt puzzled: "Excuse me, who are you?"

After coughing for a long time, the person opposite finally spoke, "Cough, Mr. Terao, I, I—"

It was Dazai's voice.

Terao Yashu saw his voice hoarse and breathless, and immediately became nervous: "What's wrong with you, what happened, are you injured?"

"Mr. Terao...cough cough, I, I am in pain, I seem to be sick."

What are you doing, you were fine yesterday, why did you become so sick all of a sudden today?

Dazai coughed pretendingly, "It's true, I feel uncomfortable all over, I feel like I'm going to die, come and save me...I'm on a business trip in Hokkaido, can you come to Hokkaido to see me?"

This requirement is unrealistic. Hokkaido is still relatively far away, and it is not easy to run there.

"Mr. Dazai, you should go to the doctor first."

"No, I don't trust the doctors here. In my heart, Mr. Terao is the best doctor. I only ask Mr. Terao to see me."

Terao Yasu thought that he just had a cold, but Dazai sneered at him for a while, and kept saying that he was very sick, too sick to walk, and asked Terao Yasu to visit him.

"Mr. Terao, come and see me, okay, okay~"

"No, I still have to go to school—"

"Mr. Terao, do you want to die without saving your life? Although we broke up, as a doctor, how could you refuse to save a patient who asked you for help? You violated the doctor's oath!"

These words were high-sounding, righteous, and pathetic, making it difficult for Terao Yasuke to refuse.

So he could only nod, "I can't go to Hokkaido for the time being, but I can express some medicine to you. You take the medicine first and see if it gets better, okay?"

Dazai got carried away for a moment and cheered, "Yeah~ Mr. Terao is the best~"

"Ok?"

Dazai realized that he had almost exposed himself, and quickly returned to his sick state: "Cough, don't get me wrong, I was just too excited just now..."

It's not pretending, is it?

Terao Yasuke was full of suspicion, but hung up the phone anyway, and said to the leader with a sorry face: "I'm going to the infirmary now, and I'm going to deliver some medicine to Mr. Dazai."

The leader had obvious annoyance on his face, and broke a pen in his hand, "Oh."

"Are you angry?"

Seeing his guilty face, the leader couldn't bear to blame him, so he could only suppress his anger and rub his hair: "No, it's not your fault, I'm not angry with you."

"That--"

Seeing his worried face, the leader couldn't stop him, so he could only nod his head: "Go and get the medicine."

Terao Yasuke breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, I'll be right back."

"Don't come back, go to school as soon as you deliver the medicine, and don't play truant again."

Terao Yashu nodded, quickly kissed the corner of his lips, and then hurried to the infirmary.

After Yashu Terao left, the leader quickly dialed Dazai's phone number, and said, "Are you courting death?"

If it weren't for his self-cultivation, he would have wanted to curse.

Dazai on the other side of the phone laughed out loud, and the sickness just now was swept away: "You want to do that with him? Just dream, I won't let you touch him."

Dazai installed a monitor on Terao Yasuke's body, and closely monitored it 24 hours a day, so that he could call and harass at critical moments.

The leader warned him: "If you dare to make trouble again, I will send someone to Hokkaido to assassinate you. Don't forget that he is my boyfriend now."

"I don't care. If I'm not sure, I'm not allowed. You are not allowed to touch him, and you are not allowed to do dirty things with him."

Dazai originally thought that he could accept this matter, and he tried his best to convince himself, but he still regretted it the moment he heard the two people were in close contact.

Jealousy and instinct overwhelmed his reason, and he decided to do everything possible to separate the two.

"So you lied?"

"Aren't you the same, sir, you lied to Mi Xiu by falsely saying that you were injured before, heh, you are a liar."

Before the fusion, Terao Yashu's body can only be his, and no one else can touch it.

Dazai thought of this, and said triumphantly: "Master, just wait and see, as long as I act coquettishly to Mr. Terao, Mr. Terao will definitely come to visit me."

Terao Yasuke carefully understood Dazai's symptoms, went to the infirmary to accompany the medicine, and went to the courier company to pack the medicine, intending to express it to Dazai.

The more he recalled Dazai's symptoms, the more he felt that Dazai was faking his illness.

It is very possible that being miserable is the nature of Osamu Dazai, and even the little Dazai who is five or six years old can play it with ease.

But he was still a little worried. Dazai had been taken care of by him all the time, and his body was very delicate. What if he really fell ill because he didn't adapt to the climate of Hokkaido?

After delivering the medicine, he went back to school full of worries and anxiety, and spent the whole morning like this.

When school was about to leave at noon, he glanced out of the classroom window out of boredom, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the leader.

The leader did not know when he came, and he was sitting by the flower bed outside the classroom, his legs crossed, and he was reading the "Complete XX Handbook" in his hand.

If it weren't for the cold coat on his body, the leader would be like a student studying hard.

Terao Yasuke reached out and knocked on the window, attracting the leader's attention, and then he whispered: "Wait a minute, I'll be right there."

The leader wanted to remind him to take the class seriously, but he quickly packed up the textbooks, opened the window, and was about to jump out of it directly.

The professor who was giving a lecture witnessed this scene and tapped on the blackboard: "That classmate over there, you dare to play truant while the teacher is still here?!"

But Terao Yashu had already thrown out the schoolbag, put one hand on the window frame, and quickly jumped out of the window.

Ordinary truancy is nothing, playing truant in front of the teacher is more exciting.

Hearing the professor's shout, the leader wanted to persuade Yasu Terao to go back, but Yasu Terao had already held his hand, with a bad student's smile on his face: "Don't look back, run quickly."

Yashu Terao pulled him away from the teaching building and ran all the way to the lake outside. He was relieved and stopped only when he was confirmed safe.

Playing truant is not good for the teacher's physical and mental health, but it can make him feel better.

It's a lot of fun, and I can play it a few more times in the future.

Seeing that he showed no sign of guilt, the leader looked happy instead, so he pulled him into his arms and flicked his forehead: "Didn't you say that you are not allowed to play truant?"

The courage is getting bigger and bigger, and he just ignores his words.

Yashu Terao covered his head and hugged him: "I had no choice but to skip school, because you were waiting for me outside, and I lost my mind to study when I saw you."

"Mr. Terao, your level of rhetoric has improved again."

"It's true, I don't want to go to class, I just want to be with you, that's what love brains are like~"

The leader saw the person in his arms blinking at him and acting coquettishly at him, which made him really angry.

But there are people walking around everywhere on the campus, and from time to time someone casts gossip.The leader suppressed the thought of kissing him, but just pinched his nose, "I'm not going to be an example."

"Well, but leader, you can't come here, it's dangerous here."

"Where is the danger?"

"You are so good-looking, many people will come to strike up a conversation with you, do you think it is dangerous? I have never dared to bring Mr. Dazai before, because I was afraid that he would be entangled by girls."

While he was not paying attention, the leader checked the buttons on his hoodie and found a tiny monitor inside a button.

It must be hidden by the old man. If you don't check it carefully, you won't be able to see it at all.

The leader was afraid to scare the snake away, so he didn't expose the incident, but just said: "Let's go, I'll take you to eat."

Instead of eating expensive dishes, they visited restaurants near the school. Terao Yashu stopped in front of a ramen restaurant and said, "Let's go eat curry noodles?"

Seeing the chief's disapproving expression, he asked, "Captain, do you dislike this small restaurant?"

"I don't dislike it, I just don't understand. Why do you come to eat this if you don't eat something better?"

It’s just a bowl of noodles, you can cook it at home, why go out to eat it.

Moreover, the hygiene of this small restaurant cannot be guaranteed. Although he wanted to die, he did not want to be poisoned to death by such an unhygienic restaurant.

Seeing his resisting attitude, Yashu Terao deliberately said: "However, this store is a must-see place for school couples. I brought Mr. Dazai here before, and Mr. Dazai liked it very much."

After hearing this, the leader immediately changed his mind.

Before the noodles were served, Terao Yashu went to the bathroom, and while washing his face, he suddenly remembered something - he forgot to tell the store not to add coriander to the noodles.

Then he can only order a new bowl, as long as there is a little smell of coriander in the noodle soup, he will not be able to eat it.

However, when he returned to the dining table, he saw the leader holding chopsticks, carefully helping him pick out the coriander in the noodle bowl.

Little by little, carefully picked, even the tiniest leaf debris, no disgust or impatience on the face.

After the selection, I pretended nothing happened, put down the chopsticks, and sat there in a very cute posture, with a bewildered expression on my face, as if I was not used to such a crowded occasion.

The leader always cared about him silently, but every time it was silent, making it difficult for him to notice.

After Yashu Terao appeared, the leader just said: "Eat quickly, it's going to be cold."

He didn't say anything, picked up the chopsticks and took a sip.

The leader looked at the smile on the corner of his mouth and asked wonderingly, "Is it really that delicious?"

"Ah."

Generally speaking, as long as it is noodles with the smell of coriander, he will not eat a bite.

But he witnessed the behavior of the leader just now, in order not to waste the fruits of the leader's hard work picking coriander, he decided to eat up the bowl of noodles.

Halfway through eating, Terao Yasuke suddenly said cautiously: "Well, sir, can I discuss something with you?"

The leader became vigilant when he heard him address himself in honorific terms.

Every time Terao Yasuke made unreasonable demands on him, he would use honorifics.

"Say."

"Can I go to Hokkaido tomorrow? I want to see how Mr. Dazai is doing."

Why are you still thinking about that old man?

He said displeasedly: "Stupid, can't you see that he is pretending, don't be fooled."

How could Osamu Dazai get sick? Although they are afraid of cold, heat and pain, they will not get sick or die, and they will be fine after soaking in the river for three days and three nights.

Terao Yashu nodded: "I know, I also think he is pretending, but what if it is not, I have to see his health with my own eyes before I can rest assured."

The leader pinched his face, smiling beautifully but a little gloomy: "Do you think I will let you go?"

"I'll just take a look and I'll be right back, I promise."

It's strange, if you go, you can't come back.

Terao Yasuke could resist the charm of other men, but he couldn't resist any Osamu Dazai.As long as the old man acts coquettishly, he will quickly fall into it, and will stay in Hokkaido and never come back.

Dazai's triumphant words emerged in the leader's mind: "As long as I act coquettishly to Mr. Terao, Mr. Terao will quickly come to visit me."

Oh, it really made him right.

The leader wanted to stop him, but after pondering for a few seconds, he suddenly nodded again: "Okay, you can go if you want."

Yashu Terao couldn't believe it: "Really? Are you willing to let me go?"

"Well, I can't bear to see Mr. Terao in such a difficult situation. I'll buy you a ticket to Hokkaido right now. You don't have to wait until tomorrow, you can leave tonight."

"...Leader, you are so considerate. I like you so much. I promise I will be back soon."

Seeing that he agreed so happily, Terao Yashu couldn't help rushing over to hug him, saying words of thanks in nonsense.

But he didn't notice that the corner of the leader's mouth was slightly raised, revealing a weird smile.

That night, when Terao Yasuke went to the office, Xiaoyin handed him the ticket to Hokkaido.

Terao Yasuke thanked her, and then asked: "Where is the leader? I want to say thank you to him too."

"He just had a meeting and he's in the bathroom right now."

There is also a bathroom in the office?Why doesn't he know?

He entered the office, put down his schoolbag, then entered the bathroom through the side door, came to the bathroom, and knocked on the door.

"leader?"

He knocked on the door for a long time, but got no response, only the sound of water.

He was about to leave when he heard the person inside say "come in".

"What's up?"

The voice of the other party was mixed with the sound of water, and it was a little vague, "My clothes are outside, please bring them in for me."

He picked up a change of clothes from the cabinet next to him and entered the bathroom. The white mist inside surrounded him, and the wet steam hit his face, instantly wetting his skin.

It was the first time he stepped into this bathroom, and within five seconds, he deeply felt his own poverty.

This bathroom is larger than the second floor of his house. From the sink to the chandelier, the shower curtain, and even every brick on the wall is custom-made.

He is already considered a wealthy person, but once he has seen a higher class, he will easily fall into inferiority complex.

"I'm going to catch a plane soon." He put down the clothes in his hand, "I'm here to say hello to you."

The white water vapor was so thick that he couldn't see the surroundings clearly. When he put down his clothes and was about to leave, a hand suddenly stretched out from the bathtub next to him and pulled him over forcefully.

He couldn't stand still, and he sat in the waist-high hot water, and his clothes were instantly soaked.

He smelled a familiar smell and was angry: "What are you doing?"

His cell phone, plane ticket and boarding pass were all in his pockets, presumably soaked through.

The leader saw that he was getting angry, but he just smiled gracefully, and at the same time leaned forward, forcing him back into a corner, staring at him with dark and deep eyes, trying to hypnotize him with charming words.

"Does Terao-san like this place?"

He looked at the face of the leader who was close at hand, and watched the drops of water dripping from the other's hair. The beauty of the other party made him stop breathing.

He nodded involuntarily: "...Well, I like it."

"Then, as long as we make our relationship public, this place is yours, and everything I own is yours, are you happy?"

The leader ran across his face with his fingertips, tickling his nerves up and down, and his breathing fluctuated with the opponent's movements.

Then he suddenly felt embarrassed and realized that he saw something he shouldn't have seen, so he covered his eyes reflexively.

It's so contrived, just like covering his eyes while watching a love movie, but he still didn't want to let go, so he just kept covering his eyes.

"Stop making trouble, I'm going to fly to Hokkaido right away, Mr. Dazai is waiting for me, he's not feeling well—"

"I know." The leader chuckled lightly, "But I don't feel well either. Can you check me first?"

"You, are you sick too?"

The leader held his hand and pressed it against his heart. He felt the other's temperature burning his skin, and the other's heartbeat was rapid and violent.

Then he realized he was wrong, it was the pulse in his own fingers, his heart was beating like an explosion, it was his thoughts that were chaotic and confused.

He immediately withdrew his hand and said, "I'm leaving."

He got up from the water, but the leader caught him back unhurriedly, "Why, I'm the one you're dealing with now, and you have to take my affairs as a priority."

"...but the plane is going to be late."

"In time."

The other party's voice was like a spell, and every word that flooded into his mind would make him lose his mind: "Mr. Terao, check it for me, and I will let you go after the check."

Every time Yashu Terao was in such an environment, his mind would become extraordinarily simple and dull, like a rabbit obediently lying on a cutting board, in a state of being slaughtered.

So he nodded: "Well, well, I'll help you check if you're sick, but you're not allowed to do anything else...you promise."

"Well, I promise."

Weird.

After saying this, he noticed that Terao Yasuke had let down his vigilance, so he quickly wrapped one hand around the other's waist, ignored the other's panicked expression, and kissed her.

"Wait a moment--"

The leader clasped the back of his head with one hand, and secretly tore off the monitor from his clothes with the other hand, and deliberately put it on the cabinet next to him.

This time for real.

The phones are turned off, the doors are locked, and no one will bother them.