Daily life of abusive men and two [Quick Transmigration]

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"God descends to earth"

What a genius, how Ji Tinghan grew into what he is now is still an unsolved mystery.

"I have a problem so far." Su Lan pretended to be the previous system voice, 【Why can't you think of something good every day? 】

As long as Ji Tinghan uses his own disgusting ingenuity in the right way, he can be a normal god after all.

Ji Tinghan was puzzled and confused, he resolutely asked, "Why do you have to take the troublesome way when there is an easier way? Why do I have to practice swords every day when I can ascend by killing a stranger?"

Perhaps, in a world without system intervention, Ji Tinghan was just a monk who discovered the method of killing his wife to prove the Tao by chance during his practice. sermon.

From a certain point of view -

Ji Tinghan has been completely raised and disabled by the system, and the raised one is bad, stupid and poisonous.

In him, you can't see any shining points that belong to the male lead and deserve the love of the female lead. Regardless of the system, he pretends to be a human being, and the inside has long been rotten.

Su Lan was speechless.

Since he wiped out the system before, he allocated a bit of his consciousness to make a new system and placed it in Ji Tinghan's sea of ​​consciousness. He never imagined that Ji Tinghan could cause a bunch of weird troubles in just such a short time.

Now, Ji Tinghan, the great cleverness, came up with a new harm idea.

What a loss, sleeping with the little girl, so that everyone in the little girl's family will be Ji Tinghan's "relatives", and he can logically kill relatives to prove the truth.

If this kind of utilitarian proof can also be recognized by the Dao of Heaven——

It has to be said that the Heavenly Dao of this world is a little seriously ill.

"I've already taken action," Ji Tinghan smiled triumphantly, "Su Xiangru will never know that the schoolbag pendant she likes is my incarnation. My body is my body, until the dead of night..."

"Is there any loophole in my plan? System, what are you dissatisfied with?"

It's too wicked, it's so wicked that it's impossible to guard against.

Su Lan was completely speechless, "Ah, yes, yes, your plan is perfect, but have you ever thought about the most critical question?"

Ji Tinghan asked suspiciously, "What is the key question?"

The next "system" words struck Ji Tinghan's head like a thunderbolt.

[For example, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe... Are you a eunuch without the tools to commit a crime? 】

There are various methods of ascension in this world.

Those who killed their wives to testify, were used as a stand-in to cut off their love, and their husbands jumped off the city wall after destroying the kingdom, and found that they were immortals...

In a word, looking at the world of comprehension, there is no normal way to ascend through cultivation. This is a great blasphemy to the monks who have worked so hard and don't know how many years they have practiced, but they have stopped ascending.

Su Lan has no reason to blame these strange methods of ascension, because he himself is also the golden elixir of Whip Corpse Ji Ting Han.

But in the end there is a difference.

Because Ji Tinghan is a bastard, Su Lan killed him, in any sense, he was killing harm for the people.

Su Lan still can't understand why those who kill their wives to prove the Tao, those who were betrayed by their partners and cut off their love, and those who jumped from a tower and found themselves a fairy can ascend to the ascension.

Why, could it be said that the wife is rubbish?Or, the Ascended himself is the rubbish?

Otherwise, why would I be able to soar up when I saw that I was going to die?He obviously did not make any outstanding contributions to the people, the race, or even the world, so he soared inexplicably.

It's not scientific.

Unless this person is a scourge while alive, why should a person ascend as soon as he dies?

The topic got off track accidentally.

Su Lan is currently chopping the freshly picked leeks in the greenhouse, because Su Xiangru brought her classmates to visit her home today.

He withdrew a little bit of his spiritual consciousness focused on Ji Tinghan, so that his mental power could be more concentrated on the leek filling perfectly located in the center of the dough—today he will show off a home-cooked delicacy he knows, a noodle dish that doesn’t exist in this world— fried leek dumpling.

In order to verify how amazing the cultivation method of this world is, and where is its bottom line, Su Lan deliberately covered all the leeks in the leek field with a big red cloth before cutting the leeks, and then worshiped heaven and earth three times to prove that he became a Taoist couple with the leeks in the field , Then cut off a handful of leeks and come back to make stuffing.

Unsurprisingly, the cultivation base is really improving again, but the improvement is not much, maybe because leeks have no spiritual wisdom, and it is not as good as the regular killing of wives to prove the way.

But our victory lies in the quantity. The leeks in the field are all Su Lan's wife.

Come on, don't farmers spend more effort in the field than Ji Tinghan trying to put in raw rice and cooked rice?Since Ji Tinghan's behavior can be regarded as killing his wife to prove the truth, why cutting leeks is not considered killing his wife to prove the way.

They all kill their wives to prove the Tao, so why should they be divided into different grades? Su Lan can guarantee that her love for leeks will never be inferior to the love of the ruthless Taoist Lord for flower demons, and Su Lan is putting herself into practice. like.

If Ji Tinghan is the founder of killing his wife to preach the way, then Su Lan is the one who spreads the way of killing his wife.

Anyway, all things are equal, isn't it? U1S1, Su Lan is even thinking about whether the wife of the paper man is a wife... Then what should be cut off?

Su Lan was quite inspired, and he told this conjecture to the school director Yaohuang and the principal Jianxian beside him.

Shiwan Dashan No. [-] High School is a key high school jointly run by the human and monster races.During the blank time when Su Lan had no memory, the representatives of the two clans were also old acquaintances——

One is Ji Tinghan's father, the Demon Emperor, and the other is the representative of the human race, the Sword Immortal who once ventured into the Hundred Thousand Mountains with Su Lan.

"What you said is not unreasonable, why don't I try it and find out."

Facing Su Xiangru's horrified gaze, the sword fairy bowed three times to the little tiger pendant on Su Xiangru's schoolbag, and waved away with a kitchen knife. After the little tiger's head and body were separated, a warm spiritual force penetrated into it. Meridians.

He looked surprised, and said concisely, "It works."

The Demon Emperor was amazed, "I will try too."

Then, he also bowed three times to the schoolbag pendant in the shape of a little tiger, picked up the body part from the neck down, and took off the doll's pants, marveling, "It's not bad, it's quite realistic, this little doll is still a male tiger!"

He became very playful, after all, there is no cat who will not owe money.

The Yaohuang flicked the little tiger's ball with his fingers, and there was a "stab" sound, and the two glass balls fell down together with something.

The smile on the Demon Emperor's face gradually disappeared, and there was a strange silence for a moment.

Oh no, now this doll figure is a tigress.

"That... that, is there any glue, maybe I can put this doll back—"

As soon as the words fell, the glass ball that fell on the ground shattered on the spot, because its material was not good, and it would be strange if it didn't shatter after being slapped by a big cat like the Yaohuang.

Su Lan silently cut off the connection with Ji Tinghan's consciousness, and the doll shares Ji Tinghan's five senses. He can already imagine what Ji Tinghan would be screaming at this moment.

If you don't try to die, you won't die. Who would have thought that the demon emperor's casual flick would give Ji Tinghan an unprecedented despair that was thousands of times more painful than a sword fairy's beheading blow. To do things that others cannot.

At the same time, Ji Tinghan, who was hiding in the brothel with Ouyang Duola and manipulated the dolls, suddenly had red eyes.

Ouyang Duola was still talking about how difficult it was for her to escape from the prison, when she saw Brother Tinghan's eyes were red, veins were bulging, and tears were streaming down from the corners of his eyes.

"Brother Ting Han, don't feel sorry for me," Ouyang Duola said earnestly, "I have just written a letter to the heavens to let these unruly mortals know what is the anger of the gods."

Colorful neon lights suddenly flashed in the dark sky, the sound of drums made noise in the sky, and petals fell from the sky one after another, like a dream.

When the Emperor of Heaven came down to earth and saw his daughter sleeping in the brothel with his son-in-law, he couldn't help being furious.

At the sound of an order, hundreds of thousands of white-clothed immortals arrived one after another.Looking up, it seems that some family wears mourning clothes and eats together after the death.

"Boss, I know this question! Are our [-] brothers going to rush into the brothel to improve your daughter's performance?"

"No, you're not right," the immortal next to him showed an unpredictable expression that the Heavenly Emperor's move must have profound meaning, "In my humble opinion, we should give the boss and son-in-law a boost."

"No, no, no, what you said is wrong, maybe this store is opened by the boss, and we want to improve the performance of the boss—"

"Snapped!"

The Emperor of Heaven couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped the idiot backhandedly, "You can see the performance every day, and you will lose the face of the Heaven Realm!"

Heaven, in the eyes of mortals, is a "paradise that does not contend with the world". In order to stabilize the feudal rule, Heaven adopts a "foolish policy", that is, the high-level officials spend a long time depriving ordinary immortals of their IQ, so that there will be no disputes.

Immortals in this world are not like immortals. They are essentially mortals with a little ability and a long lifespan, and they are all stupid. It can be said that they have given up their brains and soared.

The above symptoms can all be attributed to the policies of the upper class to fool the people.

Fortunately, they just need to be obedient enough, and they don't need to have any brains. Whoever dares to become a demon will throw him into the mortal world and let the mortals suffer to finish their work.

"Listen up, monks and mortals below!"

The Emperor of Heaven stood up with a sword in his hand, and the thunderbolt in the palm of his hand "chuckled" and threw it down to the noisy crowd on the ground, "Number one, I'm very angry now."

"Second, I'm not called the boss, but Ouyang Tiandi."

The imagined fleeing in all directions did not happen. The thunderbolt that was originally thrown at the crowd turned halfway and flew to the top of the tower not far away... a needle?

After the sound of Zilala, the originally terrifying thunder and lightning completely disappeared on the ground.

This is the ultimate magic weapon, the lightning rod, which protects all people from being struck by lightning.

Ouyang Tiandi was stunned for a moment, and a military repairman on the ground pushed a giant cannon and fired it into the air. The official name of this cannon is Dongfeng.

"My lord, times have changed."

"Eat the second battalion commander of our Shiwan Dashan No. [-] Senior Middle School, no, the Italian, big, sharp gun developed by Director Su!"

The author says:

i have a hunch i'm almost done