Daily life of abusive men and two [Quick Transmigration]

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"House of Meng 1"

The moment the familiar melody sounded, all the primary school students looked sideways at Ji Tinghan at the same time, took a deep breath, and took three steps back——

who is he?It's so ordinary and terrifying!He was able to match the song codes agreed upon by elementary school students!

The blackmailed child also showed a heavy expression.

The male high school student in front of him managed to match the magic code that the elementary school students couldn't speak, and even called out his name, Dragon King, but he didn't match even half of the pitch, and even the terrifying voice that was like a saw saw made people even more imaginative. Killed him.

Just when the janitor was about to beat Ji Tinghan violently because of his polluted ears, a hand came out from the crowd and firmly grasped Ji Tinghan's wrist, grabbed him and ran away quickly.

"Aren't we chasing after?"

A gatekeeper detected the past with his spiritual sense, and found that the cultivation of these two juniors was only Nascent Soul, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

The other sweeper took back his broom angrily, and said coldly, "Forget it, don't bother him if he commits the first offense. If he dares to commit the offense again, I will send him to the Academic Affairs Office."

"Boss, Boss, I wanted to ask you before, are you... well, you are too stimulated, why don't you ask uncle to handle the suspension procedures for you."

In the dark alley, two male high school students in fat school uniforms were panting, and the thin monkey with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks "slapped" and sat down on the ground, regardless of whether there was dust or not.

He really couldn't understand, how dare Ji Tinghan confront dozens of Mahayana players? ?

Ji Tinghan pursed his lips and shut his mouth, angrily smashing his fist against the wall.

Depend on!The ghost knows that a human brat who only practiced Qi will have dozens of Mahayana masters to support him, but a Mahayana monk who is one step away from ascension, how could he care about a brat who is not related to him.

Blood oozes from the surface of the fist, Ji Tinghan seemed to feel no pain, "bang bang bang" punched three more times, and he raised his head to the sky and screamed, impotently and furiously, this move actually startled his little brother Skinny Monkey—— What is the boss howling again?

Since just now, the boss has been very strange, and even asked them about the hobbies of these younger brothers Su Lan, and has already expressed that he wants to chase Su Lan.

This is really outrageous Mommy opened the door for Outrageous, Outrageous is home.

"Boss, don't be angry," the thin monkey guessed that Ji Tinghan might have been hit so hard that he was half insane, and how could he blame the lunatic too much.

He just followed Ji Tinghan's thoughts and said, "I know you're upset, how about this, I'll treat you today, boss, I'll take care of everything you want to eat, drink and have fun."

Who cares about eating, drinking and having fun, Ji Tinghan is completely frustrated at this moment.

He felt that maybe he needed to seek advice from others, "Hey, let me ask you, what kind of students will Su Lan focus on?"

The thin monkey didn't even think about it, "The dean, you should have a lot of contact with the good students in the student union. After all, there is work coordination. Isn't your panda cousin the president of the student union..."

Very good, pass this one.

First of all, it is impossible for me to join the student union before graduation, and secondly, it is impossible for my grades to reach the standard of a good student by leaps and bounds.

"Any more?"

The thin monkey pondered for a moment, then raised his head to Ji Tinghan and added, "Students who damage the school's reputation should also pay attention. I remember that when the school was first established, there seemed to be some seniors who were disobedient because they skipped classes. The Bureau has accepted..."

Ji Tinghan's eyes lit up instantly.

That's right, that's right!

Say the important thing three times, isn't this the strategy method that I need?Doing all kinds of bad things made Su Lan have to focus on herself, and then in getting along day and night, Su Lan realized that he really taught a bad student well.

You must know that a good person will be blamed for a bad deed, and a bad person will be praised for a bad deed.

Ji Tinghan's idea is a bit interesting. You can search for this kind of underworld profanity CP in the system's reporting database, also known as scumbag shou, the kind that attack him while sleeping with a woman while being morally kidnapped.

The system rarely interrupted Ji Tinghan's train of thought, but he was still hesitant about the feasibility of such a thing.

After hearing Ji Tinghan's request, the thin monkey fell into a strange silence, with a subtle look of pity in his eyes.

How pitiful, the boss has now abandoned himself to the point of wanting to go to a gay bar to be happy, but the boss finally broke through the lower limit of being a straight man and automatically bent into a mosquito coil.

oh-his little brother should have found out a long time ago, he should have been vigilant when Ji Tinghan said that he wanted to chase the dean.

If at that time he had calmed the boss's gradually abnormal psychology in time, then all this would not have happened.

Just like this, the two walked forward in silence, with Shouhou in front and Ji Tinghan in the back, neither of them spoke in the middle, and the strange atmosphere spread around them.

Ji Tinghan couldn't tell what was wrong, but felt that everything was right.

The system was still loudly telling how Ji Tinghan's strategy of sleeping with women failed, "Although it is said that many scumbags do sleep with women, at least they have a certain relationship with Jianshou, host, you have no relationship with Su Lan , is your plan really reliable?"

"Don't worry, this time it will be reliable." Ji Tinghan vowed.

The system is still very worried, "But if you are not Yuan Yang, and Su Lan is a straight man, you will really like unclean..."

【Eh? 】

The system seemed to find out some information, and its previous long speech was completely interrupted by the word "eh".

【system?What's wrong? 】

The system didn't say anything for a long while, it was as silent as dead, which made Ji Tinghan's heart shudder inexplicably.

When Ji Tinghan was about to leave, the system suddenly made an extremely tired voice, it seemed to have a sudden realization, thought through many things, and began to implement a free-range policy for Ji Tinghan, "It's nothing, host, you can go and play freely. "

Ji Tinghan felt more and more weird.

He doesn't have any special attributes, but this is the first time Ji Tinghan has seen the system act like a doting parent, so it's inevitable that he's not used to it.

[Is there something you are hiding from me. 】

The system resolutely rejected it, and denied it in a more affectionate tone, "Oh, silly boy, how could I hide it from you, go and play, I sincerely hope that you will have fun, and maybe you will adapt to the life that is coming your way. Stormy."

The moment he arrived at the destination, the thin monkey stopped in front of the door, turned around slowly, and said in a loving tone, "Boss, I can only send you here."

Wrong payment, so many years of friendship between younger brothers and older brothers, after all, it was still a wrong payment.

"Boss, I respect your choice." In the long silence, the thin monkey with trembling lips pulled out a strong yet painful smile, he put his hand on Ji Tinghan's shoulder, and patted down heavily, "Boss, take care!"

Ji Tinghan felt that this group of people were all sick, so he disliked pushing away the thin monkey's hand, and strode open the wooden door of the alley.

Ji Tinghan was stunned.

It was very different from the soft and fragrant jade he had imagined, Ji Tinghan couldn't help showing a look of horror for a while.Suspecting that he opened the door in the wrong way, he went out silently and entered again.

That's right, the wooden sign is still in the house, and there are four big characters written on it——

【House of Meng 1】

Ji Tinghan:? ?

There was the sound of the door being locked outside, and the thin monkey said sadly again, "Boss, you, don't worry! I support you! Don't be afraid!"

Ji Tinghan was dumbfounded, he frantically dissed the system and quickly figured out a way, and even exclaimed directly, "System!"

Suddenly he heard the system voice, "Do you want to unbind the relationship in exchange for a life-defying function?"

"Change, change!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the terrified faces of all the men in the gay bar——

It seems that something beyond the cognition of creatures has happened.

In the office, Su Lan was still showing off.

Originally, the staple food should be a leek box, but there are no leeks in the cultivation world, so Su Lan had to cook a pot of rice instead.

At this time, someone hurriedly opened the door——

"It's not good! Director, the boss, no, a male student in our school suffered from hemorrhoids while he was out of school!"

Su Lan:?

Su Lan felt a little nauseous for no reason, and silently put down Xuanfan's chopsticks.

Su Lan didn't understand, since the other party suffered from hemorrhoids outside the school, why did he find himself, the dean? Although he was a doctor before, he had never given hemorrhoids to others.

The thin monkey took a deep breath, and tried his best to briefly describe the incident in a calm tone, "Our schoolmate Ji, on a whim, he went to a gay bar to find someone to take care of him, but he took off half of his pants and his hemorrhoids burst. Swish, it flew straight down three thousand feet, like the Milky Way falling nine days..."

Su Lan interrupted, "Stop it, just tell me the result."

You don't need to describe it so carefully, otherwise you will really spit out everything you just ate.

"Okay director," said the thin monkey, "that gay bar that Student Ji went to is now blocked by anti-pornography, and now I am waiting for adults to bring Student Ji back. I'll come to find you first."

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!