Daily life of abusive men and two [Quick Transmigration]

12 (bug catch)

"Han Meimei: Drip! The room card is down!"

When Shen Rourou entered the laboratory of the Faculty of Science today, she obviously felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere.

The stench of insecticide came to her nostrils. Just as she restrained her vomiting and covered her nose and walked into the laboratory door, Su Lan, who was tightly wrapped in protective clothing, threw a large bottle of insecticide on her body. Spray fiercely.

The smell of the DY series of insecticides lingered on the tip of her nose, Shen Rourou's pupils shrank suddenly, but she still tried her best to control her emotions and asked——

"Student committee, what are you doing?"

Shen Rourou, who was busy rushing to the sink, didn't notice the vigilant eyes of the other students in the laboratory. Su Lan first put her right hand behind her back and made a gesture of agreement to signal the others to leave.

The young man didn't feel any panic, and calmly pointed to his companions who were also spraying pesticides on their bodies and explained, "As you can see, all students who enter and leave the laboratory need to be disinfected, and no one is an exception."

Shen Rourou hated that her current body was an ordinary student. It would be great if she was an adult and healthy man, preferably with the force that could kill an untrained boy.

Ever since she knew that Su Lan was the leader of DY insecticides, Shen Rourou's mood has not been good.

How did I know that the speed of Internet approval is so fast now, Su Lan's insecticide has been applied for a patent very quickly, and now almost everyone in the school has a bottle, and the school leaders bought it in the name of the school and put it into use in large quantities in order to support it, Shen Rourou lay in the sewer After searching for two days, she couldn't find a cockroach for her to raise.

Her smile was a little stiff at this time, "Ah, so it is like this."

Shen Rourou stabilized her mind, took advantage of the situation and took Su Lan's arm, with a sweet smile on her face.

"School committee, can you show me your insecticide formula?"

The young man spread out a palm to Shen Rourou.

Shen Rourou didn't know why.

"I want to buy a patent," the young man crossed his two index fingers into ten, and immediately explained, "give me money."

The lips of the youth at 36° spit out such snobbish and cold words. The Zerg Queen, who had never been short of money in the interstellar world and used the gems offered by the slaves as a bed every day, felt humiliated.

Ever since she was tied to the system, the stupid capture targets have always given her money to please her, and no capture target has ever dared to ask her for money openly.Shouldn't he respectfully praise patents or something in front of her to make her happy?

"Student committee, we are classmates, you don't have any... expression?"

She couldn't believe that Su Lan really didn't have any feelings for her at all.

Staring at the light green bill of 1 handed to her by Shen Rourou with a smirk, Su Lan pondered for a moment, then turned around and handed Shen Rourou a bottle of insecticide.

"Stab!"

Scored twice, this time Su Lan sprayed directly on Shen Rourou's big face.Even a three-layer mask couldn't resist the extremely stench in the Zerg's senses. Shen Rourou was dizzy and almost couldn't stand still, and she was about to fall to the ground lightly all over her body. Fortunately, the system's call in the spiritual space awakened her mind, and she Hold on to the table with one hand so as not to fall.

Facing Shen Rourou's venomous eyes, the young man pointed his finger at a place on the insecticide bottle.

Shen Rourou took a closer look, and it was written on it—【Recommended uniform retail price: 20】

The young man righteously pointed to his chest and explained, "Although we are classmates, I can't sell you a bottle of insecticide for one yuan against my conscience. How can contemporary college students act as unscrupulous merchants to deceive consumers."

Shen Rourou:?

The laboratory with the curtains opened is illuminated by sunlight, the shadows of the trees are mottled, and the figure of the young man is so tall.

The rigor of a science student and the delicacy of a liberal arts student coexisted in him. Su Lan turned around and put the bottle sprayed with a lot of insecticide on one end of the balance for precise measurement. Weights of different grams were placed on the other end and put down. Go, put it up, put it down... Finally at that moment, the two sides of the scale were balanced.

With a rigorous working attitude, he carefully followed the steps in the junior high school physics experiment book to return the weight, and by the way, did the disinfection work again, before solemnly handing the bottle to Shen Rourou.

When Shen Rourou took it, the first feeling was that the bottle was so light, and the second feeling was that there was no sound inside after shaking——

She opened it and saw that it was actually an empty bottle.

The spray inside was sprayed on her face by Su Lan just now, almost causing her to fly up in place.

Then why is it necessary for him to act so complicated and even dazzled Shen Rourou just now?

"Student Shen Rourou, you're welcome," the young man rolled up Shen Rourou's money and put it in his pocket, with a commercial smile on his face, "For the sake of being a classmate, I will forcefully sell you for a dollar."

"Don't worry, now in this bottle - one drop, one drop, there is exactly one drop of insecticide, my control is very precise, right?"

Shen Rourou: Gan!

The young man suddenly put his big face close to the empty bottle in Shen Rourou's hand, and spread his hands helplessly, "The drop of insecticide seems to be atomized unfortunately, how about I help you make a condenser tube to separate it for a while?"

The Zerg Queen who was exhausted by the smoke gave Su Lan a hard look, and the smirk on her face froze for a moment.

On the eve of Shen Rourou breaking her defense, her cell phone vibrated in her bag.

"Don't disturb the work of the school committee."

She raised her mobile phone and sneered provocatively, "I have an appointment at the hotel now, so I don't have to be a member of the school committee."

Su Lan glanced at the notes on the phone, but instead raised the one yuan Shen Rourou gave him, and smiled kindly, "Okay, thank you for your patronage. Go slowly, I won't give it away."

The proud Zerg Queen pinched her nose and walked away on her heels.

The Daiso team who were on standby in the nearby laboratory saw Shen Rourou walking away through the window, and then took the prepared insecticide equipment and rushed to disinfect the place where Shen Rourou stepped on.

"Tell me, what do you think about Shen Rourou's situation?"

Su Lan cautiously disinfected herself with insecticide three times, and then took out a thick book with ""Shen Rourou" observation notes" written on it to record something.

Now it is a society ruled by law, they can't just arrest Shen Rourou for an experiment to dissect her head to see what's wrong just because she might have a problem, and they can't tell others that Shen Rourou may have been worn or changed her bag, then others must think There is something wrong with them.

Now all they have to do is observe her scientifically, catch her and leave her nowhere to hide.

"It's really very problematic," the head of the business school nodded affirmatively, "She gave me the feeling that she had never used currency, and she didn't know the specific value of currency—the cheapest mineral water in the school now costs one yuan. How could anyone pay a dollar for such a large bottle of insecticide that is so effective?"

The boss of the School of Chemical Engineering also nodded affirmatively, "Our school requires all students to take a unified laboratory operation specification test before the start of the school year. How can someone be so stupid as to enter the laboratory without wearing a lab coat?"

The full grade leader of the Faculty of Science also nodded affirmatively, "She actually had to take off the lid to find out that the bottle is empty. How can there be college students in this world who can't tell whether the bottle is empty or full by feeling it?"

The more and more outrageous answers unexpectedly had an alternative logic, and Li Dongdong, a waste snack, also began to think about the strangeness of his old goddess.

Su Lan once said that if you scan an unknown QR code to make friends with Penguins, your account will be hacked; Han Meimei also said that "Shen Rourou" seems to have the ability to manipulate people, making people say things they don't want to say.

"I got it!"

After the combination of the two, Li Dongdong suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he clenched his fist and hit his open palm.

"Now this Shen Rourou—she is a cockroach virus!"

Su Lan raised her eyebrows lazily, beckoning Li Dongdong to continue.

"Look, it's like a person who is bitten by an animal may get a rabies vaccine, a computer will crash if it is attacked by a virus, and Shen Rourou's personality changed drastically when she met a cockroach, maybe she was bitten by a cockroach and got the virus?"

This is a very instructive point of view. Shen Rourou’s sudden personality change is already very sci-fi. Obviously, Li Dongdong’s magical and weird statement seems to be more in line with materialism.

After all, after meeting a female cockroach, Shen Rourou passed out and woke up with a big change in temperament. The little girl who loves cleanliness began to raise a large number of cockroaches as pets in the dormitory, and she had a specific reaction to insecticides that only worked on cockroaches.

Li Dongdong, who loves all kinds of science fiction and fantasy novels, further speculated on conspiracy theories, "How can I see her expanded QR code in the space, why can't I resist adding friends to chat, maybe she has a computer virus Functions, such as being able to hack into other people's computers, and at the same time big data analysis of their preferences to push..."

This is no longer magic, and this speculation can even be attributed to fantasy.

In Li Dongdong's speculation, Shen Rourou is a virus from a biological perspective, or a string of codes in a computer, and may even contain Cthulhu's maddening elements.

But from a certain point of view, it is so reasonable.

At the end of the meeting, Su Lan made a final decision.

"Then we will perfect our insecticide with the fake Shen Rourou as the experimental subject, and at the same time continue to prepare for our Daiso project."

"Are you ready for the Daiso Cup in two days? By the way, Han Meimei, do you have anything to add?"

The girl remained silent, with a look of extreme horror on her face.

"Bag! Fake soft bag!"

"What's the matter with Bao? Squad leader, don't worry—"

Han Meimei's brain was buzzing, and at this moment, she also felt the despair of finding her boyfriend cheating on her roommate in the literature of youth pain.

Think of her, Han Meimei, who has been on the Internet for 11 years, and has witnessed countless high-rise buildings rise and collapse.

How familiar is the fake Rourou bag? There is only one unique style in the world. Han Meimei saw it on the Internet not long ago, and happily placed an order for it to go directly to Brother Huaiyuan's studio——

Han Meimei has lost her voice.

In this fast-growing Internet age, Xiaobo has countless houses burning. Han Meimei never thought that one day her own house would collapse, and even burned the brightest fireworks.

Wei Fan, who was betrayed by his brother, tremblingly grabbed his mobile phone, opened the Xiaobo APP, and tremblingly opened Huaiyuan's Chaochao——

The group photo of my idol and her best friend and roommate with a shoulder bag is so eye-catching, the comment section below has completely exploded.

[I don't believe my brother has a girlfriend!What's so good about that woman? ! 】

[Don't worry, don't worry, it must be my brother's sister, look at the heart-shaped sign in the background with two sinkers, it's obviously a family relationship]

[Brother Squat explains! 】

Three seconds later, Shen Huaiyuan posted a picture of a little finger wearing a diamond ring on his WeChat, with a big hotel bed in the background, with the words——

"My love, about to have a wonderful first time"

Han Meimei:! !

Rou Rou has good grades, she skipped a grade in elementary school, but she is not yet an adult! !

One is born, the second is cooked.

Su Lan, who had experienced strong winds and waves, skillfully took out her mobile phone and quickly pressed 110.

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!