Daily life of abusive men and two [Quick Transmigration]

"Headache beheaded, once and for all"

In this world, some people are in a hurry when they are in danger, some are confused when they are in danger, and some are good at challenging the limit when they are in danger. Su Lan is neither of these three. The more dangerous the situation is, the more calm and composed he is, as if he is fearful and timid. The soul is completely separated from its own body.

When he was the regent, at the banquet, his beloved Miss Cheng held a dagger on her shoulder and could not move like a mountain. He chatted and laughed happily with his colleagues present, and even raised his hand to tightly grasp the girl's wrist and slashed at his own neck.

If Miss Cheng hadn't been kind enough to let go, Su Lan would have died by then.

The only opening was barely blocked by Su Lan from the inside with firewood, thinking it was enough to delay the time.

pat, pat.

The steps get closer.

The visitor deliberately let the people in the firewood room know that he was coming, and he did not hide the sound of his footsteps, and even deliberately raised his feet high.The sound of the key entering the lock was clear and audible. Seeing that it couldn't be pushed open, he kicked the wooden door until it creaked loudly, "Open the door! I know you bastard is inside, open the door!"

Time was running short, and he had no time to find better weapons for self-defense; the firewood room was small, and he couldn't find a bunker to hide from.

The young man picked up the rotten sugar cubes on the ground and threw them into the bowl of longevity noodles. Holding the western black cake in his right hand, he stood obediently at the door of the firewood room.The breathing is steady and the arms are relaxed, as if what is coming is not a villain, but an old friend who has been reunited for a long time.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The sound of people outside kicking the door became louder and louder, enough to see how anxious and angry the people outside were.Lv Lingyun was taught gymnastics by the guards in the palace since he was a child, and he was a rare opponent among his peers, even though there was firewood to block him, the wooden door was still kicked several times.

Fortunately, the wooden door of this firewood room is of good quality, and it creaked even after being kicked, but it bounced back tenaciously.

Su Lan knew Lu Lingyun better than Lu Lingyun himself.As expected, this person will definitely kick the door and curse himself as a bastard, a coward, and a coward, after all, those few harmless words that hurt people.

During the rebellion, the Manchu literati rushed to write greetings to the eighteen generations of Su Lan’s ancestors—what kind of vicious words in the world have Su Lan never heard or read, how can he be angered by a kid cursing the street now?

"Su Lan, do you dare to get out?"

"Coward! Coward! You deserve to be hated!"

Su Lan admitted that Lu Lingyun's incompetent and furious cursing and kicking the door were really hypnotizing.So he put down his weapon in boredom, and hobbled to bring the remaining firewood to the door, just as if there was a bad luck mad dog barking outside.

Anyway, this mad dog won't have much time to bark—today, the Su Mansion specially held a birthday banquet for the second young master of the Su family. Although I don't know how this busy man finds time to condescend to beat Su Lan, but I'm afraid a servant will come to take this mad dog away soon.

The boy in the room stretched his waist and swaggered towards the haystack; the boy outside the room kicked the door louder and more chaotic.

After kicking for a long time without moving, Lu Lingyun outside pressed his chest with his hands, and his madness broke out again, panting like a cow, and his eyes were bloodshot.

As the young master of the Su family, Lu Lingyun is well-behaved and harmless on the outside. When he was young, his face was like a peach petal and an autumn moon. When he smiled, his eyes were crooked, which is the most popular with adults. When he grows up, he has a bright and beautiful appearance. I have fascinated several girls in the capital.

Today is indeed an important day for him, who knew that halfway through the trip he suffered from a severe headache, fearing that he would suffer from illness in public and ruin his reputation, so he sent his servants to find sandbags in the firewood room to vent his anger.

He leaned against the wooden door to rest for a while, with his palms spread out and firmly pressed against the wooden door.The radian of the corner of the mouth opened wider and wider, coupled with the reddish eyes at the time of the onset, it was quite crazy, licked the corner of the dry and cracked mouth, and let out a soft voice——

"Brother, you open the door, I'm here to apologize to you."

The voice of the people in the firewood room was laziness, "Lu Lingyun, do you really think I'm so stupid that I believe wild dogs are talking nonsense? I think you are going crazy again, and you need a ghost to make sandbags for you."

"I have a cure for your years of insanity, will you listen?"

Knowing that if he didn't vent his anger, he might be picked up by his servants to make a fool of himself at the birthday party, and knowing the possibility of a cure, Lu Lingyun's tone was unavoidably anxious.

"What method?"

The elder brother in the firewood room was not in a hurry, "Today is your and my ninth birthday, February 98, if you kowtow eighteen loud heads, beg me, I might be merciful and tell you when I am happy." you."

"Su..." Lu Lingyun had bruised veins on his forehead, tried his best to hold back the swearing, and said, "Good brother, it was my fault before, please tell me."

"Good brother, are you afraid that you don't understand the human language? If you don't kowtow, you really have no sincerity in my brother's eyes."

"Su Lan!!" Lu Lingyun yelled loudly, raised his foot and kicked on the door vigorously, "Su Lan, don't give up! Why don't you just rely on this broken wooden door and hide inside to be a turtle?! Look at me now! Kick it away, come out now if you have the ability!!"

The young man in the room sighed, and said empathetically, "You are so young, why is your anger so strong? Forget it, if you are not sincere, you will be insincere. My brother does not care about you. This is a good way unique to the Western side. .”

Lu Lingyun listened intently.

"As soon as you get sick, you want to hit someone, and your headache is unbearable. If you get sick again in the future, you can slap yourself a few times to wake up. If it doesn't work—"

"Headache beheaded, once and for all."

This time the wooden door was kicked even more crumbling. It seemed that Lu Lingyun could not listen to any harsh advice.

Lu Lingyun, who knew he was being teased by others, was even more furious. He wished he could rush into the firewood room and beat Su Lan's face all over the floor.

The strength of his kicks is not strong or heavy, each kick is more ruthless than the next, and many cracks are created in a few kicks.

The faint light smashed into the dark woodshed through the cracks, and the vicious words pierced into Su Lan's ears desperately, each time becoming more piercing.

"Bastard! Why did the Su family have a child born to a lowly peasant woman like you? What kind of face do you have to occupy the seat as the eldest son of the Su family? If I were you, I would have been ashamed to hang myself with a rope, you and your short-lived Like a mother--"

"Peng!"

Lu Lingyun didn't finish his sentence, but fell into the narrow cabin due to inertia. He almost staggered and fell when he was stepping on the smooth firewood lying flat behind the wooden door. A second before the tip of his nose touched the ground, his scalp hurt and he was killed by five fingers. Grabbing the hair and pulling it back, the thin boy's whole body weight pressed down on Lu Lingyun in the same direction.Before waiting for a response, Lu Lingyun was greeted with a bowl of Wuqimahei Longevity Noodles.

How to describe the taste of this noodle?

It has all kinds of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty, and because Su Lan put expired sugar cubes in it, the sweet and greasy taste is even more memorable, like loach crawling desperately down the throat and into the stomach.

The noodle bowl shook three times on the ground and shattered into pieces of broken porcelain all over the floor.

Lu Lingyun's eyes stared and his head hurt even more. He had never experienced such pain in eight lifetimes. He clenched his fist and went crazy and threw Su Lan who was pressing on him.But the thin young man's figure is too flexible. Even though his legs are straddling Lu Lingyun's body, every time he turns sideways to brush against the fist wind, causing the opponent's fist to hit the opponent's chest again and again, so that his eyes are full of phantoms. , Almost want to vomit blood.

Although his eyes were full of shadows, Lu Lingyun met the eyes of the thin and frail young man impartially.

There is no murderous madness in the beautiful black pupils, let alone pleasure. The shallow layer is thick and thick fog, and the deep layer is a bottomless deep sea, and the sun can't shine much light.

"Lu Lingyun."

He slowly read out the disgusting name that he never wanted to mention, patted the smooth and tender cheek of the other party, and said in a low voice, "Bastard, trash, bastard..."

The last thing Lu Lingyun saw before he passed out was the black unknown carbide dropped by the emaciated boy.

After tidying up the scene, Su Lan gave a thoughtful "hmm", grabbed Lu Lingyun's hair and dragged it out slowly, talking to herself to answer what she just said.

"It's fine to describe it in any way, as long as you don't scold me aunt, I'll say whatever you want."

"you're awake."

The lotus in the pond is full of fragrance, which is the most pleasant.

Su Lan sat barefoot by the lake, and when she heard Lu Lingyun struggling behind her, she didn't look back in a hurry, she just washed her feet first, then put on her shoes and socks, then patted the dust and got up.

Kneeling on the ground and about to get up, the young man in brocade clothes and jade clothes, with disheveled hair, is no longer the arrogant look of the past.

Lu Lingyun hadn't vented his tyrannical emotions for a long time, and now he was being teased by Su Lan several times to find his way. His eyes had long since lost their rationality, and the whites of his eyes were covered with terrifying red bloodshot eyes.

"Although I didn't tie you up, I advise you not to act rashly now, or you will be hurt by it."

The struggling sound was louder, but it stopped suddenly at a certain moment, the joints creaked, and the scream of "ah" didn't have time to come out of the throat, followed by the low and painful cry of "woo woo".

"I told you not to move and bark, why didn't you listen?" The thin boy shook his head indifferently, and slowly put down his hand on Lu Lingyun's leg, which gave the sweaty Lu Lingyun a chance to breathe .

Before she was alive, Su Lan worked in the Department of Punishment under Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishments after she became an official. What she lacked most was the shady means to make life worse than death.

Su Lan's current trick is the "drunken bone flower" technique, which is listed as one of the eight major tortures of the Punishment Division.

This punishment was invented by Zhong Yiyao, Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishment, the superior of the Zhili Department of Punishment, when he was young.The interrogator first half-pierced specific acupuncture points on the prisoner's thighs with a knife and nails, then poured cold spirits into them, and finally smashed the roasted red rusty iron nails into the wine-filled wounds with a hammer.Because the wound is not ventilated enough, the flesh inside will slowly rot away, and after scabbing, it looks like a huge red flower blooming on the prisoner's leg.

And because the best cruel officials can keep their bones drunk and the wine fragrant for seven days, it is also known as "Seven Days Fragrance" in Beijing.

Cruel, bloody, but extremely elegant, but it takes a lot of work to make the bones and wine fragrant for seven days—not to mention the Department of Punishment, but the entire Ministry of Criminal Justice, except for the inventor Zhong Yiyao, the Minister of Criminal Justice, who belongs to Su Lan Talent can do it.

Now Su Lan has no nails, charcoal and spirits, so he can only make an extremely simplified pirated version of the torture "Drunken Bone Flower".

Point people's dumb points, pinch people's numbness.

Such a behavior that does not respect martial arts, Zhong Yiyao, a one-eyed hyena, wants to scold her mother, and the prisoner who has been punished by Zuiguhua wants to scold her, and the nameless sour scholar who named Zuiguhua "Qirixiang" wants to scold her even more. .

Lu Lingyun's moves taught by the Ouchi guards since he was a child were all aboveboard. He didn't know that there were such obscene moves in the world that didn't respect martial arts, and the look in Su Lan's eyes became more and more frightening.

Seeing what he was babbling and babbling, Su Lan stretched out her hand to relieve Lu Lingyun's Ya acupoint.

The little overlord trembled.

"You, you dare to kill me? Mother and father, no, Uncle Emperor will never let you go—"

"Stop," the attempted murderer shook his head in good temper and explained, "I reiterate, it's not [I] who killed you, it was accidents, the Second Young Master of the Su Mansion accidentally fell into the lake, and his death was extremely miserable."

The thin boy played with the lotus that he picked at random, and then placed it indecently behind Lu Lingyun's ear.Take a moment to stand back and appreciate it, or even to ask the victim for advice.

"That's right, the reason is that the second young master of the Su family picked this lotus and dropped it in the lake for fun, and he happened to suffer from calf cramps?"

What was reflected in Lu Lingyun's eyes was no longer a thin and gloomy waste, but what was reflected in the frightened pupils was a gloomy water ghost who seemed to be a thin young man without moral restraint.