Daily life of abusive men and two [Quick Transmigration]

13 Catching bugs

"Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick"

Zhen Guanqi felt weird, but he couldn't break free for a while.

He sat down on the stool, gave up on himself and said, "Okay, then count your official career for me."

"Mr. Wu" placed the black cat in his arms on top of his head, and hung his fingers heavily on the pulse of Zhen Guanqi's wrist.

He closed his eyes as if feeling his pulse, and the corners of his smiling mouth gradually drooped.

He shook his head, "tsk tsk tsk" three times, and said frankly, "To tell the truth, there is no hope."

Zhen Guanqi: ...

Is he so taken advantage of?

Other people's fortune-telling is done by pinching their fingers. This person directly imitated the old Chinese doctor's pulse, and he was still in the line of "official career".

But Su Lan really didn't lie this time.

In addition to knowledge, the imperial examination also tests students' mental and physical fitness.Zhen Guanqi's body is quite weak, and he is afraid that he will pass out on the spot in the middle of the exam——

If you want an official career, you might as well go home and farm the land honestly.

"Okay, then tell me, how much will it cost me to be saved?"

Determined that this "Mr. Wu" is a charlatan, Zhen Guanqi sneered, rolled up his sleeves and was ready to expose the liar's lies, and set off the liar's booth to eliminate harm for the people.

Before the harm could be eliminated, "Mr. Wu" slapped the table excitedly.

"You you you, what are you doing!?"

Su Lan's attack made Zhen Guanqi scream and almost fell from the stool.

"It hurts to talk about money. I have a fate with you."

Su Lan stepped on the wooden table with her left foot, picked up the things hidden at her feet with her right hand, and approached the young man who picked up the "wu" plaque for self-defense.

"Snapped!"

Zhen Guanqi was dazzled.

One stack of thick books, two stacks of thick books, three stacks of thick books...

They piled on top of each other, filling up the entire table in a short while, completely separating the two people's vision.

With a light push, the stacks of books tilted towards Zhen Guanqi.

Zhen Guanqi struggled to crawl out of the pile of books, choking his mouth full of ashes.

The young man picked up one copy, which was "Wu Shi's Predictions", and spread out another copy, which was "Wu Shi's Predictions 2.0".

These days fortune tellers are really versatile, they not only need to be able to tell fortunes, but also have part-time jobs as Chinese medicine practitioners and bookkeepers.

Zhen Guanqi was amazed, fell into the pile of books and raised the book.

"Then what's the difference?"

"It's no different, but if you do all of my 72 test papers seriously, I'll guarantee you a high ranking." Su Lan pulled the person up from the pile of books, and said righteously, "This is like spending money to pray to gods and worship Buddha." I'm much smarter."

Zhen Guanqi: "All right."

Practice makes perfect, if you can really finish these 72 outrageously thick "question papers", it will be difficult not to pass the test - yes, it is very reasonable.

Although Zhen Guanqi is thin and bony, he is already a young man, and he is indeed not short.Su Lan was small, so she had no choice but to step on the table and hook up with him.

"Hee hee hee, you know, it's—"

Su Lan rubbed the index finger, thumb and middle finger of her right hand together, imitating Lu Lingyun's mysterious smile with malicious intentions when he recruited his younger brother.

The commoner scholar's expression changed drastically, "I have no money!"

"I don't want your money."

Is my cousin who is Lu Lingyun's younger brother so hypocritical?

Su Lan took advantage of the situation and pinched the opponent's wrist to feel the pulse, thoughtfully.

"Uh..." The commoner scholar panicked and knocked off Su Lan's hand that was rubbing his wrist, took three steps back to cover his chest, stared at Su Lan vigilantly, and shouted loudly at the same time, "I'm not prostitution!"

Su Lan spat at him without mercy.

"Your kidneys are so weak that your eyes are blue, and I will lose money if I sell you to a brothel. What good things are you thinking?"

Knowing that Su Lan didn't harm his thoughts, the commoner scholar looked dull, "Then what do you want?"

Zhen Guanqi's head is empty, full of untimely whimsy.

The charlatan wouldn't want to be his own father, would he?

Hey, this can't be done, there will be a big problem if there are two biological fathers.

Su Lan leaned her head over, sneaking around, and when she saw no one around, she opened her mouth, "Listen to me."

"Today, just one day, I announce that you are now my brother."