A plate of Xiao Long Bao

The summer vacation passed quickly, and it was the painful start of school in a blink of an eye.

In just over a month and a half of summer vacation, many unexpected things happened.

For example, the first thing Li Yu did when he returned home was to play "A Maiden's Prayer" which he dared not touch again after that incident.

Another example is that Jiang Yan's mother finally realized that the high-ranking president of the student union, Wen Xin, is an unshakable mountain, a threshold that cannot be crossed.So I agreed to Comrade Jiang Yan's request to stay in the room for one day every month.

Another example is Shi Heng hitting an electric pole.

Needless to say, the first two are well known to everyone.About Shi Heng, I will talk about it last time.

At the end of the summer vacation, Comrade Shi Heng bought a very cool but ill-fitting helmet on a whim.

One day, riding his mother's little electric donkey, he put on his helmet like a convulsion and went out to buy vegetables.

Arriving at an intersection, Shi Heng turned a corner, but the car turned around and turned around too, with his helmet missing—so his eyes were darkened, and he hit the electric pole on the side of the street.

This matter was captured by developed big data.So that afternoon, Shi Heng made the social news.

Title "The helmet has a mind of its own" "You don't know the way, but your helmet does"

The origin of the second title is because the person concerned stated that he should not turn at that intersection at that time, but had to go through another intersection.

As a result, Shi Heng's title changed from the popular "A Man..." to what everyone sees now.

Afterwards, the TV station briefly interviewed the friends of the parties involved.

Facing the camera, Li Yu seriously talked about the dangers of buying a helmet that doesn't fit properly, and called on Dawangwang to measure the size properly.

After the reporter left, he couldn't hold back anymore, he patted the table and laughed.

"Laughing fart?" Comrade Shi Heng was very annoyed, "How many times have I been admitted to the hospital this year? I can still laugh!"

"You, you are sick and troubled, blame... who is to blame?" Li Yu laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up, "Hey... ouch, you

Head swollen!The quality of that helmet is too bad...hahahaha! "

"Is it swollen and ugly?" Shi Heng frowned, "I just feel hypoxic now."

"Brother, you have a big head." Shi Heng said.

"Get out!" Shi Heng said viciously, "If you don't want to die, stay away!"

An Yi pushed the door open and came in: "Why are you so angry? Did you bully Ah Heng?"

Li Yu immediately pointed to the sky: "Brother An Yi, the conscience of heaven and earth, we are safe and guarding ourselves!"

Shi Heng nodded: "Brother finds trouble on his own."

"You too, Ah Heng." An Yi turned around and criticized, "Don't buy such a big helmet in the future, you will be restless if you are injured."

Shi Heng was startled, and immediately covered his face and said, "Brother An, you really don't care about me anymore."

Shen Han said with a smile: "Why doesn't your brother An Yi care about you? Hearing that you were injured, he almost went crazy. After a while, he drove to find you in a hurry."

"Sister-in-law, just speak for him!" Shi Heng yelled, "You husband and wife are trying to exclude me! I am an outsider now!"

Li Yu secretly sighed that Shi Heng really deserved to have studied acting, and the shout of sister-in-law was very affectionate, and it was different to be born in a major.

It's a pity that Wen Xin has a meeting today, otherwise he could have had a good time.

Shi Heng sat next to him playing with his fingers, Li Yu was bored and watched him play with his fingers. "

"Li Yu, are you sick? Why do you keep staring at me?" Shi Heng couldn't bear it anymore, "If you have nothing to do, go back to No. [-] Middle School and see if the student union can help you! You are still a minister!"

"Call Li Ge if you have something to do, call Li Yu if you have nothing to do," Li Yu protested in a low voice, "Shi Heng, I really didn't expect you to be such a person. And how did you know that No. [-] Middle School will have a meeting today? Didn't Wen Xin add it temporarily? "

"Shout." Shi Heng dismissed this, "That's because you don't understand me."

"Do I understand why I'm sick?" Li Yu took a step back, "I'm a family man."

Shi Heng handed over the phone, pointed at the person on it, and gloated, "Your family? They are surrounded by beauties. How can I take care of you? Do you look as good as her? You have pimples!"

Li Yu was poked at the sore spot, and immediately became furious: "I have pimples? What's wrong with my pimples? I want you to take care of them?! I just got angry from eating too much recently! This is the embodiment of youth! Old hat!"

Shi Heng immediately stopped the business exchanging with An and Shen couples, and looked this way: "What's wrong? What's wrong with you, Xiaoyu?"

Shi Xiaoyu was speechless: "Brother..."

Li Yu stood up and walked out the door aggressively.

"What are you going to do?" Shi Heng was puzzled, "Are you running away from home? Do you want me to inform Wen Xin for you?"

"No need!" Li Yu turned around with a tragic expression, "I'm going to catch Xiaosan!"

……

"I heard that your gay man is here!" The political commissar yelled, "Quickly put away your obscene behavior!"

"Go to your mother!" Wen Xin wanted to tear off the school uniform, "otherwise we'd better change places..."

"Rabbit-zi-mao!" Li Yu shouted all the way into the conference room, "Let me see which little monster it is...Song Shanshan! Why are you everywhere!"

Song Shanshan's hair hurt from being pulled, "Wen Xin, don't move! Be gentle!"

"You can't leave regrets in life!" Political Commissar Bao pushed Li Yu, "Go to Sanchui!"

"My old lady surnamed Bao cursed you to die!" Song Shanshan felt that her scalp was about to be ripped off, "Smell! Xin!"

President Wen was not calm anymore: "Go to Doudou and get the scissors! Let's cut it!"

Song Shanshan screamed: "No!"

Dai Yutang kept taking pictures with his mobile phone: "Ha Kuai Ha Wen Xin, your gay man is watching!"

Duan Zheng was very busy: "Wen Xin, you can't hold meetings anymore, are you planning to hand over the student union to me? I'm really just from the Propaganda Department!"

Wen Xin's head was full of black lines: "What does this have to do with me?"

Li Yu took out the small scissors from his pocket and walked straight to the two of them.

The knife came out of its sheath, a cold light flashed, and Song Shanshan's hair snapped off.

Song Shanshan: "Oh!"

Wen Xin breathed a sigh of relief, and took off his coat behind his back: "Continue with the meeting."

Comrade Jiang Yan, the new vice-minister of the Ministry of Learning, raised his hand: "President, my minister is here! May I go?"

"Okay, let's go," Wen Xin waved his hand indifferently.Suddenly a piece of clothing flew towards him, covering him in darkness.

Li Yu crossed his arms and said bitterly: "You are still sick, don't take off your clothes randomly."

Song Shanshan lowered her head in shame.

"There is more!" Li Yu grabbed Jiang Yan who wanted to escape home to play, "Our Comrade Jiang Yan will be the head of the study department in the future, and I welcome you on behalf of the organization."

"Your partner is still here, why don't you look at him?" Duan Zheng asked.

Song Shanshan was overjoyed, did Li Yu have a date?She glanced around, and finally set her eyes on Wang Yishen who had been in frequent contact with the latter recently.

Wang Yishen stepped back tactically, indicating that it was not her.

Wen Xin sighed: "Whether love will come or not, Jiang Yan sit down and start the meeting."

……

"Are you having a fight with Wen Xin?" Duan Zheng was puzzled.

"He made trouble for no reason." Li Yu said, "Obviously he lied to me first, but now he is angry instead."

"That," Song Shanshan whispered, "Wen Xin is usually in a bad mood in early September. It's the first time I saw him in junior high school. Nobody knows the exact reason."

"September...September...damn!" Li Yu slapped his forehead, "How did I forget that?!" So

In a hurry, he walked towards the meeting room, and said from a distance, "Song Shanshan, I love you for a long time!"

Song Shanshan curled her lips: "Do you think he will agree if I ask him to help track down Wen Xin?"

Duan Zheng simply said: "Impossible." Li Yu would only chase after someone he likes like her if he had a brain.

"I know." Song Shanshan smiled and pushed her, "Could you be his girlfriend!"

"Cut, I don't like it." Duan Zheng said, "It's too stupid."

……

Comrade Hu Zhao was walking home, and when he saw his bicycle, he stuffed his hand into his pocket—it was empty.

I guess I forgot it in the conference room.Hu Xu thought wearily.

After rushing all the way back to the meeting room, he saw an incredible scene.

"I'm sorry, dear, I really didn't forget it on purpose! I've been too busy recently." Li Yu pushed Wen Xin, "Okay boyfriend, let's send a gift to my sister? Don't be angry!"

Wen Xin was unmoved, and took the person off himself: "It doesn't work to be called a boyfriend now."

Well, Wen Xin also has her own little emotions!

When Hu Zhao saw this scene, his first thought was not "Fuck, they're together, what's the proper way for the president of the Fengyi Middle School student union and the head of the student department to take the lead in a puppy love!" Instead, he thought tiredly, "The two of them are together. We are finally together, if we don’t achieve a positive result, I will have to vomit.”

From the very beginning, he felt something was wrong - the way Wen Xin looked at Li Yu was exactly the same as the way he looked at Xie Anning.If Wen Xin doesn't like Li Yu, he will wash his hair upside down!

……

"Cough cough." Hu Zhao pretended to cough twice, knocked on the door and walked in.

Wen Xin raised his eyes, and threw a bunch of keys with an unhappy expression.

"Thank you for the news meeting, a good relationship for a hundred years!" Hu Zhao closed the door for him with great insight, poked his head in a second later, pointed to the camera above, and asked cautiously: "Do you want to smash it for you?"

"Jiang Yao broke that one, someone will fix it tomorrow," said the president's wife.

"Okay, ma'am, continue." Hu Zhao withdrew, secretly thinking that Jiang Yao was really violent.Ignoring the yelling from the president's wife's door, "Husband! Your president is my wife!"

Hu Xu shook his head——now everyone really thinks about it.

……

"You still haven't forgiven me." Li Yu lay on the bed and sighed, "I really realized my mistake."

"It's not you." Wen Xin sat at the table and wrote the summary, "Yi Chun sent me a message."

To make matters worse!Li Yu got up and asked nervously, "What did he say?"

"Apologize." Wen Xin kept moving his hands, "Say sorry to me."

Li Yu got out of bed, went over and patted Wen Xin on the back: "Don't be sad."

"I'm not sad." Wen Xing crossed his fingers, "I'm thinking about something."

"What is it?" Lu Xizhou probed, "Who is Yi Chun?"

"Damn!" Li Yu was shocked, "You've been here all this time?"

"Comrade Lu Xizhou, you are too perverted." Wen Xin stroked his forehead and said helplessly, "You have to take your

Are the beds arranged in the same way as in the female dormitory?Please be a pure man! "

"What does this have to do with gender?" Lu Xizhou opened the bed curtain, "I'm doing it for your own good."

"Thank you, both of us!" Li Yu was speechless, "Your bed curtain is seriously inconsistent with the style of the whole dormitory. I suggest you take it down, we have nothing to hide."

Lu Xizhou refused straight away: "That's not acceptable. I'm a pure little white flower in my motherland, and I'm protected by the law on the protection of minors. What if I dirty my eyes when I see something I shouldn't see?"

Wen Xin sighed: "We are very pure."

Li Yu hit Wen Xin: "Hurry up and finish the report and go for a walk with me!"

Lu Xizhou persisted, "Who is Yi Chun?"

Li Yu said, "I want you to take care of it." He snatched Wen Xin's pen and dragged him out.

……

Wen Xing's report was about the 18th birthday party, which was scheduled for December 2018, 12, to celebrate the common birthday of senior high school students.

After the school-level leaders have passed it unanimously, they will notify the head teachers of each class to start preparations.

……

"No, isn't this the fucking Wudan party?" Duan Zheng was puzzled.

"That's not the same." Wen Xin smiled, "This one has subject matter restrictions, youth."

"That's not as good as the New Year's Eve party." Duan waited to endure the noise in the class, "Speechless."

Commissar Bao clamored all the way that there should be no regrets in life, and took the pencil case and Chinese language examination of monitor Duan away.

Ahhhhh! "Duan Zheng is crazy," you have something wrong with the surname Bao!

Wen Xin is the only one who has a problem!Gay! Political Commissar Bao shouted as he ran, "Wen Xin, where is your gay man?" ! "

"I'm involved again." Wen Xin said helplessly, "Commissar, can you act like a commissar and stop bullying girls all the time?"

The political commissar was annoyed: "I really don't like Duan Zheng!" Then he threw the language at Ji Rong, "Ji Ji continues!"

Ji Rong got up, but it was still a step too late, he could only watch helplessly as it spread its wings, missed him perfectly, and flew out of the window.