A plate of Xiao Long Bao

After he said this, he wanted to die.

How to die?Is it better to throw yourself into a lake or hang yourself?Or take sleeping pills?

Throwing in a lake...not in a lake!When fished out, the corpse will be swollen to twice its original size!If you are unlucky, you may even become a Giant View!At that time, it is estimated that the great policeman will have to be troubled! Pass! ! !

Forget about hanging yourself.The death is too ugly, he can't stand the tongue sticking out like a pug cooling off!Furthermore, people who commit suicide will go to hell, and they still maintain the image after death. How can they be so ugly?

Or sleeping pills!A good friend who doesn't hurt, is the type he wants.

No, that still doesn't work!What will mom do after he dies?What about Wen Xin?Will Wen Xin turn around and fall into the arms of other little girls after his death?

wrong!Now is not the time to think about what to do after death!The girl is still in shock!

Li Yu shivered and immediately recovered.Taking a closer look, as expected, the girl was still in a state of shock.

His brain was running fast, thinking of all the more reasonable explanations.After struggling with his thoughts for a few seconds, his head made a "ding" sound, and a small light bulb of the same style as Pleasant Goat popped out of it.

This method is the best solution he can think of with his current limited thinking.It's just that after using it, it may be cut across the board by one person.

Seeing that the girl was about to come back to her senses, Li Yu gritted her teeth: Just cut it!Sorry bro!

He bent down and bowed at 90 degrees, and sincerely apologized to the girl who was shocked for the second time: "I'm sorry to say that to you, I am an entertainer in the domestic entertainment circle, and I came to San Francisco to audition this time. The sentence just now is a line in the play, I was too involved in the play, I am really sorry."

"Ah! I understand, I understand! It's okay!" The girl's face turned red for some reason, "Well... that is, is it convenient to ask your name and contact information? Uh... I have no other meaning, this is the first time I see you star……"

"It doesn't matter, I understand." Li Yu immediately showed a standard eight-teeth smile, forgetting that she was wearing a mask, "My surname is Shi, and I have a single name, Heng, which is balanced."

"Shi... Heng." The girl scratched her hair, feeling as if she had heard the name somewhere before, and expressed her sincere admiration, "Your name is very special and nice. But I always feel a little familiar."

"Thank you." Li Yu smiled, "It turns out that the word 'heng' has become so popular."

"That's not what I meant..." The girl stuck out her tongue, "Then, is it convenient to add WeChat?"

Li Yu lowered his head and wrote down Shi Heng's phone number on the napkin. After finishing writing, he looked up and smiled apologetically: "I'm in a hurry to go out today, and I left my phone at home. I can only trouble you to search for the phone number."

He froze for a moment, only to realize that the girl was sitting in a wheelchair.

"I should be younger than you, so I don't need to call you..." The girl's face became more and more red.

Li Yu suddenly had a bad premonition, he blinked: "I...my time is up soon, so I won't stay here any longer, I wish you a pleasant meal!"

He was about to evaporate—what the hell was he talking about!

Apart from the restaurant, he walked a few hundred meters north and took off his hat and mask after looking around.

dying!Life discount!

He actually teased the little girl behind Wen Xin's back!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Two minutes later, Shi Heng, who was far away in Beijing, received a friend request.

"Who is it?" Shi Heng muttered, "Jiaren in the middle of the night."

He reluctantly quit the game he was watching and switched to WeChat.

"Rabbit... Bunny is naughty?" Shi Heng took a deep breath and muttered to himself, "It's a bit like a horror movie..." He nodded in agreement in doubt, and there was no grouping.

Rabbit Rabbit: Hello!Home so soon!

Shi Heng stared at the news in a daze, and suddenly jumped up in horror, checking all the sockets in the room, air conditioners, heating and other places where pinhole cameras could be placed.

The girl thought for a while: Maybe it was a second pass!She remembered that there was this setting in WeChat.

The girl stroked her hair, feeling a little worried—probably due to the side effects of the drugs she had recently taken. Her memory was getting worse, and she actually forgot her brother's name this morning.

Shi Heng over there was also very worried: Who the hell sent him such terrible news in the middle of the night? !He recalled that this little naughty bunny seemed to have added him through his phone number!

Shi Heng slapped his thigh: In this case, nine times out of ten, he entered the wrong number!He wasn't here on purpose!

He heaved a sigh of relief, and replied Rascal Tutu: Sorry, you may have entered the wrong number, I don't know you.

The girl's next reply made him wake up instantly from his drowsiness, as if he had been splashed by a basin of icy water.

Rascal Tutu: Aren't you... Shi Heng!I'm the girl who just played with you in the restaurant!

Naughty Tutu: My name is Xinzhan!

When he saw the first message, Shi Heng had already started to tremble—he had obviously never been out of the house just now, how could this girl call out his name accurately? !Could it be that another him in the parallel world did it?And now the two space-times are misaligned? !

If it was described as a volcanic eruption when he saw the first message, then it was the Big Bang when he saw the second message!

What did she say her name was?

Xin Zhan...

Xinzhan?

Xinzhan? !

Xinzhan? ! ! ! !

The duplication rate of this name is definitely not high!so……

Xin Zhan! ! !Xin Zhan! ! ! ! !Wen Xin's younger sister! ! !dear! ! ! !

He was so frightened that he immediately clicked on the homepage of Rabbit Tutu, cleared and deleted it, and then turned off the phone.

A set of actions that flow smoothly.

Shi Heng sat on the bed in shock for ten seconds. After realizing something, he frantically turned on the phone. While waiting to turn it on, he almost smashed the screen of the phone.

After unlocking it, he clicked on the phone icon and called Wen Xin who was far away in San Francisco without hesitation.

No more money.

Wen Xin, answer the phone for me! ! !

Wen Xin, what the hell are you doing for me when you answer the phone!Your sister flirts with men online!Fuck men! ! !What are you doing if you don't answer the phone at this critical moment! ! !Did you drop your phone in the river? ! ! !

In San Francisco, Wen Xin worried as he looked at the wet mobile phone that was just scooped up by enthusiastic citizens.

Xin Zhan touched his chin: Celebrities are very busy, and many social software seem to be managed by their agents.So the news just now must have been sent by his agent!

She held her chin sweetly, and said sweetly to the air: "What should I do? I seem to have fallen in love!"

Li Yu felt that this day was too dramatic!I just got away from that horrible restaurant, and met my former junior high school classmate on the flyover again.

"Fuck Chen Jingyun, are you sick?" Li Yu caught off guard and saw a familiar face, almost having a heart attack.

Chen Jingyun was aggrieved: "What? I didn't do too much! You're sick only when you're surprised!"

Chen Jingyun, female, and Li Yu were classmates in junior high school. Later, because of poor grades in the high school entrance examination, they were sent to San Francisco by their parents to attend high school.

The last time the two met in junior high school was very embarrassing because of Chen Jingyun.

She confessed her love to Li Yu at the school gate, and Li Yu, who was so out of breath from crying, wanted to breathe for her.

"What are you doing in San Francisco?" Chen Jingyun grinned.

Li Yu stretched her waist: "Experience exotic customs."

"I'm sick." Chen Jingyun rolled her eyes, and then asked enthusiastically, "What do you think of what I said at that time?"

"What are you talking about?" Li Yu felt puzzled.

"Confession!" Chen Jingyun said, "I left without asking you at that time. I prepared carefully for half an hour before—"

"Tell me that you didn't come to confess to me if it wasn't for the possibility of scribbling in the machine-reading machine?" Li Yu muttered in a low voice, "My confession to Lao Wen is carefully prepared."

Chen Jingyun squinted her eyes, and suddenly gasped: "Li Yu, are you in a relationship?!" Didn't you say that you didn't fall in love in middle school?

"How did you hear that!" Li Yu was terrified and stepped back three feet.

"Your voice is not low, and my hearing is good." Chen Jingyun frowned, "Old? You don't usually call girls that way. Could it be that your date is a man?"

"..."

"Then from your point of view, his study should be pretty good." Chen Jingyun ignored him, and guessed on her own, "But it's not certain...how did you fall in love with Lu He in the first place? "

here we go again!Li Yu thought feebly, why does she never leave Lu He in three words?What is the relationship between them?

Instead of letting her guess aimlessly, it's better to tell him herself, Li Yu said, "You know my boyfriend, Wen Xin."

Chen Jingyun was startled, and then calmly sighed: "Oh wow, you actually caught the flower of Gaoling."

After chatting with Chen Jingyun for a few more words, the two went in different directions.

Chen Jingyun entered the restaurant, sat down in her seat and took a sip of water, barely suppressing her excitement: "Xiaozhan! I just saw my crush!" She didn't intend to talk about the relationship between Li Yu and Wen Xin.

Xin Zhan took a few mouthfuls of noodles in boredom: "The one who tore up the little bastard and kept sending you photos of the scenery you like?"

"Yes!" Chen Jingyun took off a bowl of dumplings, "Ah! Shu Tan! I haven't eaten for a long time!"

"Oh..." Xin Zhan pursed her lips and whispered, "Sister Jingyun, let's go home, I miss my brother."

Chen Jingyun went to the front desk to pay, and was a little surprised when she heard the reason—this girl's puberty is really different from ordinary people.Others want their family members to stay away from them and want to have a private space.But this girl is very good, and she is in a hurry to ask for her brother.

Little Street Lamp is looking for his brother.

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The author has something to say:

Oh wow, the flower of Gaoling was pulled down from the altar and became a funny man