A plate of Xiao Long Bao

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"...Ah?" Li Yu blinked, "What did you say?"

Lu Xizhou repeated sternly: "I, I like it, man, if you don't want to be liked by me, then stay away from me."

Li Yu: "Oh." Wow, is it so predestined.There are two bases in one dormitory, and one is currently.

Lu Xizhou: Why does he look not scared at all and even eager to try?

Li Yu: Oh my god, when Lao Wen will come back, I have to tell him the exciting news as soon as possible.

After a stalemate for a while, Li Yu stepped forward and patted Lu Xizhou on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Brother, don't take this as a defect, love has nothing to do with gender, there is no distinction between nobleness, as long as you are a creature, someone will like you of."

Lu Xizhou: "..." What the hell is he talking about?

Just when Li Yu was about to continue speaking, the door rang.Wen Xin appeared at the door with a kettle in his hand, looked at his new roommate in shock, hesitated for a while, and then asked: "Lu...Xizhou?"

Li Yu: "Amitabha, do you know each other?"

Wen Xin hesitated to speak: "Well... I know."

Lu Xizhou looked indifferently: "Didn't you ask me to come to you when I returned to Beijing?"

Wen Xin said: "No, I thought you didn't want to go back to Beijing, that's a polite way!"

Lu Xizhou pushed the suitcase to the bed: "Well, I'm back now, so when are you going to pay me back my Rubik's Cube?"

Wen Xin wanted to cry but had no tears: "Didn't you say that I don't need to pay?"

Lu Xizhou said solemnly: "That's not okay, what I said was just polite words."

Li Yu left the scene silently.

With sharp eyes, Wen Xin pulled Li Yu over: "Why are you going?"

Li Yu tugged at his collar: "Hey, let me go! I'm going out to get some fresh air, the perfume smells so strong here!"

Lu Xizhou immediately changed the subject: "Which of your girlfriends came here just now? Did you sprinkle a whole bottle of perfume in your bedroom?"

Li Yu and Wen Xin looked at each other, immediately pointed at each other, and said in unison: "His girlfriend!" Li Yu glared at Wen Xin, who immediately changed his words: "My, my, my girlfriend."

"Your girlfriend..." Lu Xizhou pulled off his mask, "White Camellia... too much flavor is too strong. Why does your dormitory still smell of fermented yogurt? Cough cough cough I still Put on a mask."

Li Yu looked at Wen Xin, who whispered, "His nose is sharper than a dog's."

Lu Xizhou looked at Wen Xin seriously: "I want to see your girlfriend."

Wen Xin: "???" Where can I find you a girlfriend?

Li Yu: "..." I heard that you want to find me?

Wen Xin also pretended to cough twice: "My girlfriend changed schools. Today I came to say goodbye to me."

Li Yu: Wonderful! ! !

Lu Xizhou looked at him contemptuously: "If you are sick, you won't see him unless you see him."

While Lu Xizhou was packing up, Wen Xin whispered to Li Yu, "We have to follow him."

"Why?" Li Yu didn't understand.

"When I was on a business trip with my dad in San Francisco, I broke a kid's Rubik's Cube." Wen Xin said, "That Rubik's Cube is a souvenir from the winner of a competition, and now it is worth a fortune!"

Li Yu: "...It's been so many years, and the debt collectors are too ruthless."

Wen Xin said solemnly: "It seems that before graduation, we both have to pretend to be grandchildren in front of him."

Li Yu sighed: "Okay, okay."

Fortunately, Lu Xizhou didn't stay in the dormitory for a long time, and the liberal arts class he chose was far away from his class, so the weeks before the final exam have been peaceful.

"Hello? Wen Xin?" Li Yu stared confusedly, "What are you calling me so early in the morning?"

Wen Xin said helplessly: "Comrade Li Yu, you really don't plan to ask for your chemistry book, do you? Don't tell me you haven't reviewed chemistry in the past few days."

Li Yu jumped up from the bed: "Where are you now?"

Wen Xin said: "Your house is downstairs, open the door for me quickly, I'm going to die of heat!"

Li Yu got out of bed, ran to the door barefoot and opened it for Wen Xin: "Come in, wow, it's so hot today!"

Wen Xin pointed at him: "Take care of the bathroom, you won't be taken to walk the birds like this."

Li Yu rushed into the bathroom: "You go to my room to put the books, I'll be right there!" He ran two steps, turned around and asked suspiciously, "Are you really here to review with me today?"

"Otherwise?" Wen Xin kicked him in the air, "Go to the bathroom, I'm going upstairs."

The review of science students is equivalent to brushing up questions. Wen Xin himself did a lot of homework and extracurricular questions, but he was a little shocked when he saw the pile of Lao Gao’s supplementary materials on Li Yu’s desk. .

Li Yu leisurely walked into the room.

"You..." Wen Xin hesitated, "Did you fight like this?" This means seeking power and usurping the throne!

"I lost my ranking in the weekly test." Li Yu walked over to help the crumbling mountain, "Old Sheng even laughed at me, saying that I was the only one in the study department."

"Shengzhou isn't in our grade." Wen Xin sat on the only chair in the room without seeing anything, "What do you care about him?"

"He said that senior sister Baitang's grades are better than mine this time." Li Yu rolled on the bed.

"Listen to him talking nonsense." Wen Xin snorted coldly, "Baitang is an art student, and her grades of more than 200 can suddenly rise to the top [-]?"

"I'm stupid anyway." Li Yu sighed, and a carp got out of bed, stood in front of the table and pushed Wen Xin unceremoniously, "Get out of the way, I'm going to write a question."

"This question is wrong." Wen Xin circled an answer with a pen, "There should be two answers."

"Have you done it? Did you get the answer right?" Li Yu tore off a page from the draft pad beside him, and recalculated, "Arithmetic square root greater than or equal to 7, that's right."

Wen Xin didn't believe in evil, took the pen and paper and calculated it again. When he got the answer, he looked at the question for a while and said nothing: "...I was wrong."

Li Yuzheng was obsessed with the handsome appearance of his class monitor when he was writing the questions, so he didn't even look at the steps to solve the questions. He didn't react for a long time when he heard this: "...Ah? What did you say?"

Wen Xin said, "I got this question wrong, but you are right. I miscalculated one step in the middle."

"Good!" Li Yu cheered, "My correct answer rate is higher than yours!"

"It's just higher than me. There's nothing to cheer about." Wen Xin shook his head amusedly, "Okay, you should study hard. We'll see at the end of the semester."

The final exam room is based on the ranking of the last exam to determine the candidates' seats. Wen Xin missed the exam many times this semester due to various things, so he fell from No. 1 to outside the top [-].

Therefore, when the candidates in the fourth examination room saw Wen Xin, who was sitting first in the first group, they were all terrified.

Wannian's second child was also very angry. He thought that after Wen Xin fell from the altar, he would be promoted to the first grade, but Li Yu, who was killed halfway, lost his way.

Jiang Yan said speechlessly: "Brother, haven't you always liked fishing in the middle and upper reaches? What are you doing here!"

By the way, when Li Yu first knew the name of the second child, she was a little shocked.He originally thought that the name of the second child should be a relatively popular (referred to as soil) and unremarkable name like X Feifan, X Tianyu, and X Yifan. Who would have thought that Comrade Jiang would have such a small and fresh name (studded with 24k Jin, at first glance, it is the name of the actor in Xiaoyan).

"Why don't you wear glasses?" Li Yu was very puzzled, "Didn't it mean that you competed with Lao Wen for a seat in the hospital many times because of your review?"

"Is there any necessary relationship between the two?!" Jiang Yan said angrily, "Answer my question! What are you doing here?!"

"Me, let me experience the suffering of the upper-class people." Li Yu replied casually, and quickly brought the topic back to Jiang Yan, "Yan, tell me—"

"Who's 'talking' to you!" Jiang Yan burst into tears, "Brother, I beg you! You and Wen Xin let me go! You two followed each other without leaving me any room! Can't I take the first place once? I beg you!!!"

"No way." Li Yu said very apologetically, "I want to help Lao Wen keep the first place."

Potential meaning: Don't worry, as long as I and Lao Wen are together for a day!I will never give up the first seat to you! "

Jiang Yan burst into tears: "Brother Li! No! Father Li! Please let me go! The child can't hold it anymore! If this continues, he will really have to report to the morgue!"

Li Yu and his brother patted Jiang Yan's shoulder nicely: "Brother, you don't understand, this number one is very important to Lao Wen, it has a special meaning, you know it!"

“我不知道！”蒋言被黎钰拍了一个踉跄，险些与大地母亲拥抱，“哥！这第一对我来说也有着非凡的意义！这关乎我的身家性命！关乎我的老婆！我妈说只有考到第一才肯把我的房间还给我！我已经睡了一年！整整一年！一年52周365天8760小时525600分钟31536000——”

"Stop, stop, stop! I know you're good at math." Li Yu had a headache, "Have you not developed feelings for the study room after sleeping for so long?" He rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "My dog ​​moved to a new house. The time is so noisy..."

Jiang Yan: "Co-author, you compare me with a dog?! How can this be compared?!"

"Oh, little brother, calm down first!" Li Yu hooked his neck, "But my dog ​​has gotten used to it now, and it's only been a few days."

"Let's not say that it's wrong for you to compare your dog to me!" Jiang Yan said painfully, "Have you ever thought that if you leave your dog's wife in the old den, your dog might still be like this?" Is he obedient? Can he still live happily in his new home?!"

"Comrade Jiang Yan." Li Yu looked at him seriously, "Chinese is your best subject!"

Jiang Yan was shocked: "How do you know?!"

"The logic is not logical, and there are still bad sentences." Li Yu sighed, "Young man, there is a reason why you can't get the first place."

"..." Jiang Yan was speechless, "Just make sense."

Li Yu: "That won't work! Listen to me telling you, Chinese, Chinese, language and culture, you don't understand your sentences. How can our great motherland expect you to inherit our fine culture?"

Jiang Yan: "I'm sorry, I'll change it. If your dog's wife is cruelly thrown in the old home by you, can your dog still live happily in the new home?"

"My dog ​​is a female...ok, I understand." Li Yu said, "Your wife was locked in the room by your mother!"

This is unreasonable.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Jiang Yan bit the non-existent handkerchief, teary-eyed, "My Hokage! My little matchmaker!!!"

Li Yu: "..." silently swallowed the words that were about to blurt out.The second child in love is a Two-dimensional person!This doesn't fit his personality as a top student at all.

"My love for Hokage is something you can't measure in a lifetime!" Comrade Jiang Yan didn't realize that his words were inappropriate. He stretched out his hands and quickly made a seal in the air with inhuman speed, "Ghost seal all!"

what is that?Li Yu was shocked.

Li Yu said with difficulty: "Jiang Yan, did you fail Chinese?"

"How is it possible!" Jiang Yan withdrew his hand, "It's just a little more points deducted for the composition."

Li Yu: "Damn! Fortunately, my Chinese is good!"

Duan Zheng: You mean, Sima Qian commemorates Lu Xun?

Li Yu: ...

Li Yu took the first place last time purely because of his life. It may be that Lord Yan saw that he was still young and could contribute to the motherland in the future, so he didn't accept him as a younger brother.He memorizes when he wakes up, and when he eats breakfast, he stuffs the wired earphones into his sleeves, propping his head in one hand and eating with a spoon in the other, and the earphones are filled with retelling questions over the years.After memorizing the books in class, pretending to be sick in physical education class, gnawing at the chemistry book during the internship (because he hated the chemistry teacher, he basically never listened to the chemistry class seriously), in the self-study class, he turned himself into a master of solving problems, and always paid attention to his bad mood The refrigerator that will be depressed smells Xin.

Such a desperate first, will you give it back?

Jiang Yan whimpered: "You have pity on me."

Li Yu said: "It's none of my business anymore. Didn't you notice that Wen Xin returned to Year One in these weekly ranking tests? My time has passed."

Jiang Yan said: "You have a good relationship with Wen Xin, can you persuade him for me?"

"There are still 2 minutes to enter the examination room." Li Yu patted him on the shoulder, "Wen Xin is on the second floor, we can't go down, let's enter the examination room."