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Farce about life experience
Yunshi released the floating camera and turned on the live broadcast.
Since taking over as the leader of the Wenxiu team, Yunshi's live broadcast time has become unstable, and the frequency has also dropped, but this does not prevent his live broadcast room from being the most popular all the time. As soon as it starts broadcasting, it will instantly become the most popular one.
"Hi everyone, I'm the anchor Yun Shi." Yun Shi greeted the audience in the live broadcast room.
[Long time no see anchor! 】
[Fuck!Grandma is coming, the anchor you follow is now on the air! 】
[What is the anchor going to fix today? 】
[The background doesn't look like it's in a studio, it looks like it's on an airship. Is the anchor going out? 】
[Could it be to broadcast the museum live for us?Children who did not win or grab tickets are looking forward to it! 】
Yun Shi shook his head: "I didn't repair cultural relics today, nor did I go to a museum."
He adjusted the direction of the camera, and the audience saw that not far ahead, they were about to reach an empty island.
【It seems... is the empty island of the Yun family? 】
"That's right, the place I'm going to today is Yun's house." Yun Shi turned the camera back and smiled helplessly at the camera, "I heard that my two "parents" were sick in bed because of over-excitement, unable to I went out to do a paternity test with me, so I came to the door in person to visit the two elders.
Secondly, I also want to confirm my own life experience. I have been hanging like this all the time. I am always easily distracted, and I dare not start repairing cultural relics. "
[Anchor be careful! 】
[I really think there is a problem with the Yun family, or the anchor should not go]
[If you don't go, the Yun family will drag on forever, isn't it going to be the election for the president of the Association of Cultural Relics Restorers in two days?The Yun family obviously picked this time on purpose to distract the anchor. 】
……
Today, Yun Shi is far from the unknown little anchor at the beginning. Now he is fully worthy of the title of the most popular anchor in the Star Alliance, and the number of fans has reached the highest in the entire Star Alliance of 36 billion. No.2 pulled a terrible distance.
And the most obvious change brought about by this is that when he is entangled in public opinion, more people will be willing to believe him. On his side, marketing accounts and trolls can hardly influence him.
Looking at these barrages full of worry and concern, Yun Shi suddenly felt a pressure from the trust of fans, which made him more eager to do his best.
"With you guys by my side, I'm the safest." Yun Shi looked out the window, "We've arrived, let's get off the airship."
After getting off the airship and coming to the gate of Yun's house, after reporting his name and intention to the security robot guarding the gate, Yun Shi and Xiao Zhou waited outside the gate for the owner's reply.
After waiting for a long time, Yun Feng, the head of the Yun family, replied from the communicator on the gate: "Yun Shi? You are outside our house? I really didn't expect you to come. I'm not at home now. What should I do? ?”
The tone was surprised and anxious, as if he was really caught off guard.
"I'm very sorry for taking the liberty to visit, but the issue of my life experience is still a mess. Not only do I feel restless every day, but it also makes the two elders sick. I always feel that I can't drag on like this any longer.
That's why I came to Yun's house specially today to settle the matter. No matter what the result is, at least everyone's hearts can be calmed down, and the illness of the two elders will naturally be cured. "
"Ah...but I'm not here now."
Yun Shi's expression was indifferent: "Well, that's really a coincidence. If I have time some other day, I will definitely come to visit you."
"Okay, okay," Yunfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled benevolently, "Don't say anything about visiting, if you come next time, then call me home."
【How did he have the face to say such a thing?Have the ability to come out for identification! 】
[Anchor, don't give up, he is clearly avoiding you on purpose! 】
Yun Shi smiled consolingly at the camera, put his index finger against his lips, signaled fans to be calm, and then said: "Why wait for the next time, you are not here, my two "parents" should be there, right?Aren't they bedridden? Without waiting for Yunfeng to find an excuse, Yun Shi continued, "If you're sick, you'll either stay at home or go to the hospital, you won't be traveling outside, right?"Ah, by the way, if it is in a hospital, it will be more convenient to do the identification. "
"Uh..." After waiting for a while without getting a reply, Yun Shi called out, "Mr. Yunfeng?"
"I'll go back right away, you wait a moment."
Yun Shi curled the corner of his mouth: "Okay, then I will trouble you."
After the communication was over, Yun Shi stood outside the door and continued to wait.
Xiao Zhou asked with some concern: "Brother Yun, what if he insists on refusing to do a paternity test? With just these two security robots, we can't suppress them, or I'd better call more people."
With that said, Xiao Zhou was going to turn on his brain to find someone.
Yun Shi pressed Xiao Zhou's hand: "Don't make trouble, where did you learn your rough style?" As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, "Forget it, you don't need to ask, it's all Lu Hanchuan Bring it."
Xiao Zhou scratched his head embarrassingly, but couldn't help worrying: "But Brother Yun, is it really all right?"
"Don't worry, they don't have to fight us to the death."
The Yun family was only instigated by the Russell family, whether it was because they received benefits from the Russell family or because they wanted to sell the Russell family a favor, they would not do their best.
In just two sentences, an airship landed in front of him.
Yun Shi saw that a sentence was drawn on the live barrage:
【I was nearby, and I saw with my own eyes that the airship came out from the back door of Yunjia Kongyu, circled around and flew to the front door! 】
Seeing the anger on the bullet screen, Yun Shi put away the light screen of the live broadcast.After all, they didn't come to fight, so it's better not to irritate people as soon as they come up.
"Yunshi." Yunfeng got off the airship and walked towards Yunshi with big strides.
Yun Shi nodded and said hello: "Mr. Yun."
"According to seniority, you should call me uncle."
Even if Yun Shi knew that this person's skin was not too thin for such a thing as deliberately misidentifying a child, but he never expected that he would be so shameless.
"Mr. Yun, I came here with a live broadcast," Yun Shi pointed to the camera floating on his finger, and said directly, "Since the news about my life experience on Xingwang has caused a lot of discussion, I think The result is also to give an explanation to the public.
Since I am the anchor myself, I don’t bother the media, so I plan to live broadcast the whole process of identification. Of course, I set the privacy mode, and everyone except me is coded. Look, is it okay? "
The corners of Yunfeng's mouth hadn't fallen yet, but his eyes were gloomy.
The camera was flying, and it was still adjusting the shooting angle by itself. Obviously, it was already in the live broadcast. Looking at it like this, it must be judged.
If you refuse the appraisal and live broadcast, you don't know what will happen on the Internet, but if you are more frank, even if the result comes out, it will be just a misunderstanding.
Thinking of this, Yunfeng's eyes flashed, he concealed all his emotions, and readily agreed: "No problem, hey, this matter is indeed our negligence. We leaked the news and let the media send it out, bringing you The trouble is that we are too excited. The lost child suddenly got news. I am so happy. Thinking about it, we don’t watch the live broadcast very much. We almost missed it, and we are a little scared.”
As he spoke, he naturally put his arms around Yun Shi's shoulders, and led Yun Shi into the manor.Xiao Zhou and the security robot quickly followed, keeping close to each other.
"Finding a long-lost relative is indeed something to be happy about. I'm afraid that the joy will be empty. Since you have agreed, I will invite a detection robot to come and do an on-site appraisal."
Yun Shi gently broke away from Yunfeng's hand, turned on the optical brain and made an appointment with the robot. Yunfeng didn't stop him, and he didn't ask him to make an appointment, which went so smoothly that Xiao Zhou was a little surprised.
"By the way," Yun Shi said, "Can I have a look at that jade pendant from the Yun family?"
Yunfeng took the jade pendant, put it on the table and pushed it to Yunshi.
Yun Shi took out the jade pendant from the box, and took out his own pendant from his bosom, and put them together.
Except for the fixed gold thread added by his own because it was broken, the two jade pendants looked exactly the same.
Yun Shi gently rubbed the two jade pendants with his fingertips, then put the jade pendants back into the box, handed them back to Yunfeng, and put away his own one properly: "Your jade pendants are well preserved, just like new ones, Although very similar, there are still some subtle differences from mine."
As soon as these words came out, Yunfeng had a bottom line in his heart.
Sure enough, even after making it old, Yun Shi could still tell at a glance that it was a new piece of jade.
"Oh, that's it," Yunfeng sighed, as if he was a little disappointed and had some final expectations, "Anyway, I made an appointment for an appraisal anyway, and we'll just wait for the result."
The identification robot came quickly, and Yunfeng called out the two "parents" who were sick in bed. The two looked pale, as if they were really not in good health.
Seeing Yun Shi, the two of them immediately had tears in their eyes, supported each other and came to Yun Shi, covering their faces and weeping.
Yun Shi stood where he was, didn't step forward, his eyes were indifferent, he didn't tear his face, it didn't mean he wanted to act with him.
Seeing Yun Shi's appearance, Yunfeng immediately stepped forward and said, "Okay, okay, I know you are excited, but the results haven't come out yet, let's do an appraisal first."
The two of them glanced at Yunfeng and saw him nodding, so they put away their tears and started sampling very cooperatively.
A group of people who know the answer are waiting for a result that already knows the answer, and there is no disturbance in their hearts. Only the couple are left to peek at Yun Shi from time to time and sob twice in order to be realistic. It can be said that they are very dedicated.
Fortunately, the result came out quickly, so that this embarrassing scene would not continue forever, and the result was also expected. Except for the same surname, Yun Shi had nothing to do with them.
A farce came to an almost hasty conclusion.
Yun Shi and Xiao Zhou left Yun's house.
After walking out of the manor, Yun Shi greeted the live broadcast room, reassuring everyone and started the live broadcast.
Xiao Zhou stood beside the airship and said, "Brother Yun, get on the airship."
"Wait a minute," Yun Shi raised his chin, "Mr. Yunfeng seems to have something to say."
Looking in the direction Yun Shi signaled, Yun Feng was walking towards them in a hurry.
"Mr. Yun." Yunfeng's current address is much more polite than that of calling him by his full name in the past to highlight his intimacy.
"Is there anything else?"
Yunfeng said apologetically: "That's right, this time we recognized the wrong person and caused Mr. Yun a lot of trouble. We, the Yun family, feel very sorry. These are some of our apologies. Please accept them. "
He raised his hand and took out an exquisite wooden box. After opening it, there was a string of blood amber beads, one of the seven Buddhist treasures.
Yun Shi raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect that he would be given a gift one day, and this thing is still very important: "Look at the texture, it's an ancient thing."
"Team leader Yun, don't worry, although this is an ancient relic, it is a third-level cultural relic that can be collected privately. Our Yun family will absolutely abide by the Cultural Relics Protection Law."
"Although it is a third-level cultural relic, it is also very valuable. You should keep it well." Yun Shi took a step back without touching the string of beads, turned around and walked on the airship.
"Hey, why is Team Leader Yun so polite? I really just want to express my apologies."
"Mr. Yunfeng," Yun Shi said while sitting on the airship, looking at Yunfeng outside the window, "I would like to remind you kindly that it is a skill to have both sides, but the grass on the wall will not fall on both sides. You don't need to be with me. Put your mind to it, the future of the aristocratic family has always been in your own hands, so let’s do this for ourselves.”
After speaking, he stopped looking out the window.Xiao Zhou immediately patted the front seat, let the security robot on the driver's seat start the airship, and left the Yunjia Kongyu, leaving only Yunfeng standing where he was, staring at the Buddhist beads in his hand in a daze.
The author says:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Farce about life experience
Yunshi released the floating camera and turned on the live broadcast.
Since taking over as the leader of the Wenxiu team, Yunshi's live broadcast time has become unstable, and the frequency has also dropped, but this does not prevent his live broadcast room from being the most popular all the time. As soon as it starts broadcasting, it will instantly become the most popular one.
"Hi everyone, I'm the anchor Yun Shi." Yun Shi greeted the audience in the live broadcast room.
[Long time no see anchor! 】
[Fuck!Grandma is coming, the anchor you follow is now on the air! 】
[What is the anchor going to fix today? 】
[The background doesn't look like it's in a studio, it looks like it's on an airship. Is the anchor going out? 】
[Could it be to broadcast the museum live for us?Children who did not win or grab tickets are looking forward to it! 】
Yun Shi shook his head: "I didn't repair cultural relics today, nor did I go to a museum."
He adjusted the direction of the camera, and the audience saw that not far ahead, they were about to reach an empty island.
【It seems... is the empty island of the Yun family? 】
"That's right, the place I'm going to today is Yun's house." Yun Shi turned the camera back and smiled helplessly at the camera, "I heard that my two "parents" were sick in bed because of over-excitement, unable to I went out to do a paternity test with me, so I came to the door in person to visit the two elders.
Secondly, I also want to confirm my own life experience. I have been hanging like this all the time. I am always easily distracted, and I dare not start repairing cultural relics. "
[Anchor be careful! 】
[I really think there is a problem with the Yun family, or the anchor should not go]
[If you don't go, the Yun family will drag on forever, isn't it going to be the election for the president of the Association of Cultural Relics Restorers in two days?The Yun family obviously picked this time on purpose to distract the anchor. 】
……
Today, Yun Shi is far from the unknown little anchor at the beginning. Now he is fully worthy of the title of the most popular anchor in the Star Alliance, and the number of fans has reached the highest in the entire Star Alliance of 36 billion. No.2 pulled a terrible distance.
And the most obvious change brought about by this is that when he is entangled in public opinion, more people will be willing to believe him. On his side, marketing accounts and trolls can hardly influence him.
Looking at these barrages full of worry and concern, Yun Shi suddenly felt a pressure from the trust of fans, which made him more eager to do his best.
"With you guys by my side, I'm the safest." Yun Shi looked out the window, "We've arrived, let's get off the airship."
After getting off the airship and coming to the gate of Yun's house, after reporting his name and intention to the security robot guarding the gate, Yun Shi and Xiao Zhou waited outside the gate for the owner's reply.
After waiting for a long time, Yun Feng, the head of the Yun family, replied from the communicator on the gate: "Yun Shi? You are outside our house? I really didn't expect you to come. I'm not at home now. What should I do? ?”
The tone was surprised and anxious, as if he was really caught off guard.
"I'm very sorry for taking the liberty to visit, but the issue of my life experience is still a mess. Not only do I feel restless every day, but it also makes the two elders sick. I always feel that I can't drag on like this any longer.
That's why I came to Yun's house specially today to settle the matter. No matter what the result is, at least everyone's hearts can be calmed down, and the illness of the two elders will naturally be cured. "
"Ah...but I'm not here now."
Yun Shi's expression was indifferent: "Well, that's really a coincidence. If I have time some other day, I will definitely come to visit you."
"Okay, okay," Yunfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled benevolently, "Don't say anything about visiting, if you come next time, then call me home."
【How did he have the face to say such a thing?Have the ability to come out for identification! 】
[Anchor, don't give up, he is clearly avoiding you on purpose! 】
Yun Shi smiled consolingly at the camera, put his index finger against his lips, signaled fans to be calm, and then said: "Why wait for the next time, you are not here, my two "parents" should be there, right?Aren't they bedridden? Without waiting for Yunfeng to find an excuse, Yun Shi continued, "If you're sick, you'll either stay at home or go to the hospital, you won't be traveling outside, right?"Ah, by the way, if it is in a hospital, it will be more convenient to do the identification. "
"Uh..." After waiting for a while without getting a reply, Yun Shi called out, "Mr. Yunfeng?"
"I'll go back right away, you wait a moment."
Yun Shi curled the corner of his mouth: "Okay, then I will trouble you."
After the communication was over, Yun Shi stood outside the door and continued to wait.
Xiao Zhou asked with some concern: "Brother Yun, what if he insists on refusing to do a paternity test? With just these two security robots, we can't suppress them, or I'd better call more people."
With that said, Xiao Zhou was going to turn on his brain to find someone.
Yun Shi pressed Xiao Zhou's hand: "Don't make trouble, where did you learn your rough style?" As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, "Forget it, you don't need to ask, it's all Lu Hanchuan Bring it."
Xiao Zhou scratched his head embarrassingly, but couldn't help worrying: "But Brother Yun, is it really all right?"
"Don't worry, they don't have to fight us to the death."
The Yun family was only instigated by the Russell family, whether it was because they received benefits from the Russell family or because they wanted to sell the Russell family a favor, they would not do their best.
In just two sentences, an airship landed in front of him.
Yun Shi saw that a sentence was drawn on the live barrage:
【I was nearby, and I saw with my own eyes that the airship came out from the back door of Yunjia Kongyu, circled around and flew to the front door! 】
Seeing the anger on the bullet screen, Yun Shi put away the light screen of the live broadcast.After all, they didn't come to fight, so it's better not to irritate people as soon as they come up.
"Yunshi." Yunfeng got off the airship and walked towards Yunshi with big strides.
Yun Shi nodded and said hello: "Mr. Yun."
"According to seniority, you should call me uncle."
Even if Yun Shi knew that this person's skin was not too thin for such a thing as deliberately misidentifying a child, but he never expected that he would be so shameless.
"Mr. Yun, I came here with a live broadcast," Yun Shi pointed to the camera floating on his finger, and said directly, "Since the news about my life experience on Xingwang has caused a lot of discussion, I think The result is also to give an explanation to the public.
Since I am the anchor myself, I don’t bother the media, so I plan to live broadcast the whole process of identification. Of course, I set the privacy mode, and everyone except me is coded. Look, is it okay? "
The corners of Yunfeng's mouth hadn't fallen yet, but his eyes were gloomy.
The camera was flying, and it was still adjusting the shooting angle by itself. Obviously, it was already in the live broadcast. Looking at it like this, it must be judged.
If you refuse the appraisal and live broadcast, you don't know what will happen on the Internet, but if you are more frank, even if the result comes out, it will be just a misunderstanding.
Thinking of this, Yunfeng's eyes flashed, he concealed all his emotions, and readily agreed: "No problem, hey, this matter is indeed our negligence. We leaked the news and let the media send it out, bringing you The trouble is that we are too excited. The lost child suddenly got news. I am so happy. Thinking about it, we don’t watch the live broadcast very much. We almost missed it, and we are a little scared.”
As he spoke, he naturally put his arms around Yun Shi's shoulders, and led Yun Shi into the manor.Xiao Zhou and the security robot quickly followed, keeping close to each other.
"Finding a long-lost relative is indeed something to be happy about. I'm afraid that the joy will be empty. Since you have agreed, I will invite a detection robot to come and do an on-site appraisal."
Yun Shi gently broke away from Yunfeng's hand, turned on the optical brain and made an appointment with the robot. Yunfeng didn't stop him, and he didn't ask him to make an appointment, which went so smoothly that Xiao Zhou was a little surprised.
"By the way," Yun Shi said, "Can I have a look at that jade pendant from the Yun family?"
Yunfeng took the jade pendant, put it on the table and pushed it to Yunshi.
Yun Shi took out the jade pendant from the box, and took out his own pendant from his bosom, and put them together.
Except for the fixed gold thread added by his own because it was broken, the two jade pendants looked exactly the same.
Yun Shi gently rubbed the two jade pendants with his fingertips, then put the jade pendants back into the box, handed them back to Yunfeng, and put away his own one properly: "Your jade pendants are well preserved, just like new ones, Although very similar, there are still some subtle differences from mine."
As soon as these words came out, Yunfeng had a bottom line in his heart.
Sure enough, even after making it old, Yun Shi could still tell at a glance that it was a new piece of jade.
"Oh, that's it," Yunfeng sighed, as if he was a little disappointed and had some final expectations, "Anyway, I made an appointment for an appraisal anyway, and we'll just wait for the result."
The identification robot came quickly, and Yunfeng called out the two "parents" who were sick in bed. The two looked pale, as if they were really not in good health.
Seeing Yun Shi, the two of them immediately had tears in their eyes, supported each other and came to Yun Shi, covering their faces and weeping.
Yun Shi stood where he was, didn't step forward, his eyes were indifferent, he didn't tear his face, it didn't mean he wanted to act with him.
Seeing Yun Shi's appearance, Yunfeng immediately stepped forward and said, "Okay, okay, I know you are excited, but the results haven't come out yet, let's do an appraisal first."
The two of them glanced at Yunfeng and saw him nodding, so they put away their tears and started sampling very cooperatively.
A group of people who know the answer are waiting for a result that already knows the answer, and there is no disturbance in their hearts. Only the couple are left to peek at Yun Shi from time to time and sob twice in order to be realistic. It can be said that they are very dedicated.
Fortunately, the result came out quickly, so that this embarrassing scene would not continue forever, and the result was also expected. Except for the same surname, Yun Shi had nothing to do with them.
A farce came to an almost hasty conclusion.
Yun Shi and Xiao Zhou left Yun's house.
After walking out of the manor, Yun Shi greeted the live broadcast room, reassuring everyone and started the live broadcast.
Xiao Zhou stood beside the airship and said, "Brother Yun, get on the airship."
"Wait a minute," Yun Shi raised his chin, "Mr. Yunfeng seems to have something to say."
Looking in the direction Yun Shi signaled, Yun Feng was walking towards them in a hurry.
"Mr. Yun." Yunfeng's current address is much more polite than that of calling him by his full name in the past to highlight his intimacy.
"Is there anything else?"
Yunfeng said apologetically: "That's right, this time we recognized the wrong person and caused Mr. Yun a lot of trouble. We, the Yun family, feel very sorry. These are some of our apologies. Please accept them. "
He raised his hand and took out an exquisite wooden box. After opening it, there was a string of blood amber beads, one of the seven Buddhist treasures.
Yun Shi raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect that he would be given a gift one day, and this thing is still very important: "Look at the texture, it's an ancient thing."
"Team leader Yun, don't worry, although this is an ancient relic, it is a third-level cultural relic that can be collected privately. Our Yun family will absolutely abide by the Cultural Relics Protection Law."
"Although it is a third-level cultural relic, it is also very valuable. You should keep it well." Yun Shi took a step back without touching the string of beads, turned around and walked on the airship.
"Hey, why is Team Leader Yun so polite? I really just want to express my apologies."
"Mr. Yunfeng," Yun Shi said while sitting on the airship, looking at Yunfeng outside the window, "I would like to remind you kindly that it is a skill to have both sides, but the grass on the wall will not fall on both sides. You don't need to be with me. Put your mind to it, the future of the aristocratic family has always been in your own hands, so let’s do this for ourselves.”
After speaking, he stopped looking out the window.Xiao Zhou immediately patted the front seat, let the security robot on the driver's seat start the airship, and left the Yunjia Kongyu, leaving only Yunfeng standing where he was, staring at the Buddhist beads in his hand in a daze.
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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