Zerg's Serving Guidelines

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On the first day of winter in 7652 in the new calendar, a gossip spread from the Bee Tribe newspaper "Military Weekly": The starship belonging to the First Legion under the Marshal was confirmed to have been stolen by the Star Thieves Group "Pianigenhua".Afterwards, the military quickly seized the "Military Weekly" but could not stop the rumors from spreading rapidly in the forum. After a large number of posts were deleted, people firmly believed that there was indeed a star thief group code-named "Pianigen Flower" that stole the starship of the First Army. , is getting away with it.

In less than a week, both the generals of the marshal faction and the generals of other factions have engraved the name "Pianigen flower" in their hearts.

And Wen Jiuyi, the "Leader of the Platycodon Flower Star Pirates" who is missed by many colleagues, is visiting his sick brother Wen Geer in the hospital.

"Wen Wen?" Wen Jiu waved his hand, and the little male in front of him was indifferent to his movements.If the bug egg placed next to Wen Geer hadn't grown a whole circle, Wen Jiuyi really suspected that his brother's brain had been severely injured.He took out some clothes he bought for his younger brother, told the lawyer not to let other people get close to Wenger, and left alone.

Outside the door, the elders of the goddess Qun Xiaodie stood with their hands down.He was older than the last time we met, and his face was neither sad nor happy, like a statue of a god that was getting mottled by the wind and rain.Wen Jiuyi passed him by, and when he lowered his head, a white hair exuding a rotten aura fell on his shoulders, making him realize that this patriarch has reached his twilight years.

On the day Alek's "death certificate" was processed, Nino couldn't eat anything, and he went in and out of Wen Jiuyi's room repeatedly. When Wen Jiuyi returned, Alek's luggage was all gone.Nino cleaned up everything, not leaving even a hair for Wen Jiuyi.

Lister smoked cigarettes one by one, and wiped the "dirty man"'s mecha bit by bit with water.

They docked at the port, waited for Wen Jiuyi to deliver the false report, and then appeared in front of the crowd, proving that they were still alive.

Except for Jia, no one knows that they are the star bandit group "Pianigenhua" that many netizens are curious about.

Wen Jiuyi still didn't give any explanation.

He went to see the Marshal.

It is slightly different from the posters hanging behind the door of Wen Jiu's family. Time has left marks on the Marshal's face.Compared with the last meeting, the Marshal's edge is sharper.When Wen Jiuyi stepped into this room, a loudspeaker sounded in a low voice, like the sound of a snake sticking out its tongue.

Wen Jiuyi: "Biochemical Jiuyi, Wen Jiuyi."

"Good job." The Marshal said decisively, "The information you want is here."

A small hard drive has been sorted out at the corner of the table. Wen Jiuyi put the hard drive into his communicator, and countless contents about the Kali split poured into it, from south to north, from various fields of Zerg to parasites On the site, there were thousands of them, large and small.

Wen Jiuyi turned and left.

The Marshal stopped him, "Is Alek really dead?"

Wen Jiu stopped. He didn't look back. He straightened his back, "The body has been sent for autopsy."

"Transfer to the people in the gene bank." The marshal never discusses with others, he always gives orders, "The people in the gene bank are very curious about Alecidya."

"He's Alec."

The marshal chuckled, "They are twins."

The war between the Zerg and the parasite is a war of races, a war in which there is no room for life and death.As early as the period of the third generation Zerg Emperor, the theory of "genetic war" was born. It was believed that the only way for the Zerg to win this race war was to embark on the path of genetic evolution.

The Zerg gene pool is the fruit of genetic theory.

This behemoth has spanned several generations of Zerg history, loyal to the race, collecting genes of different species and individuals from generation to generation, praying to find a way for the evolution of the whole people through repeated failures.

Alessidea once showed them the peak of ordinary female abilities.

"He is not a rare species, a mutant species, or an atavistic species, and his mental power is also very ordinary." Wen Jiuyi thought of Alek's wet eyes under the bed, and one day he found that the female insects no longer hurt spring and autumn, which is so strange It was Wen Jiuyi who actually felt slightly disappointed.

"Alek is the most common female."

The marshal propped his chin with both hands, his expressionless face was like a steel plate, and suddenly he opened his mouth and laughed, like hot molten iron flowing from the steel plate, "Wen Jiuyi, what happened."

Wen Jiu couldn't hide from the old fox at a glance, turned around and said frankly: "I slept with him."

This answer was beyond the Marshal's expectation, but he looked at Wen Jiuyi's figure, and it had been a long time since he remembered that Wen Jiuyi was an imperial moth yin and yang butterfly. Although he had some female genes, he was a genuine male.

Genetic chimeras are just that amazing.

"I forgot." The marshal heaved a sigh of relief, he let go of his hand and spoke cheerfully, "Alek is a good-looking boy."

Wen Jiuyi has already grown up.Compared with Junxiong of the same age, he looks old-fashioned and stubborn, because he is not very good at talking, and no Junxiong dares to recommend his own bed.

A man can send his bedmate's female to be dissected, except for being ruthless.The marshal could think of no other evaluation.This little episode even reminded the superiors that Wen Jiuyi killed his former elder and colleague without hesitation.

The marshal exhaled, "You should have told me earlier."

Wen Jiuyi remained silent.He heard the sound of a drawer being opened, and the Marshal put a box of special candies on the table.

"I don't like sugar."

"You should find someone to stabilize, too."

"Okay." Wen Jiuyi hugged Tang and left the marshal's territory.With the bag of candy in his pocket, he went to meet his teacher Junxiong Lida.

Junxiong Lida looked at his favorite student with a smile, took the candy from the other party affectionately, and exaggeratedly said: "It's actually a special offering—you just came back from the marshal."

Different from the Marshal's few words and probing, Junxiong Lida looked up and down, and then realized that his student had already passed away, "I gave you the highest authority, not for you to use it like this."

Wen Jiuyi was a little presumptuous in front of the teacher, "I know."

"Aren't you afraid of being stabbed on the bed?"

"He won't." Wen Jiuyi said firmly, "He is Alek."

Junxiong Lida lay on the table and kept drawing circles with his pen, "The first time is always wonderful, what do you want?"

"I'm going into Operation Beheading. "

If you can't do it once, you can do it twice, and if you can't do it twice, you can do it three times. Although most of the information about Kali has been obtained, Wen Jiuyi can be a lone ranger and kill them one by one.

Since you can borrow the resources around you and enter a better organization to annihilate the enemy, why not apply?

Army hero Li Dara drew a long voice, "No way——"

Wen Jiu picked up the candy, turned around and left.

"Hey! It's not cute at all." Junxiong Li Dayan said bluntly: "You are a male who is cultivated as a leader, you have to speak human words and do human things, you can't be arrogant, you know?"

Wen Jiuyi didn't bother to spend time on it.

Since the last worm emperor consciously expanded the promotion channels for military heroes, most of the female worms and a small number of military heroes in the military department have naturally become competitors.

After all, every year, a large number of civilian females attempt to achieve class transition through military meritorious service; countless second-generation children attempt to gain family honor through the promotion of their elders.But there are only a few places at the tip of the pyramid, and if you want to go up, you have to step on others.

Participating in an expeditionary force, going to the front line, or turning to the political arena is all good. All the paths that can be thought of to go up are actually full of people who have experienced it.

Thanks to the Zerg's long lifespan, rookies grow up only to find sadly that their predecessors haven't retired yet.So a strange situation appeared, the younger generation wanted to go up, eagerly looking forward to the war.People of the older generation are working hard to maintain the hard-won superficial peace, whether it is out of the overall situation or the maintenance of personal interests.

Junxiong Lida has already set his sights on a position, just waiting to create an opportunity to push his beloved student to that position.

"The weapon on Alek's body is the highest authority. In case of surprise, let alone you, I will suffer a big loss even if I am a teacher." Junxiong Lida asked: "Let me see your spiritual tentacles, Is it full of the smell of female insects?"

Wen Jiuyi took a step back, not wanting to communicate with his teacher anymore.

He thought of the night of messing around with Alec, his face was flushed and his heart beat, "I will keep in touch with him."

Alek didn't open his brain, and before the two parted, Wen Jiuyi had already forcibly entered Alek's memory palace once.Tracing back the original path, even if Alec is no longer in sight, Wen Jiuyi is sure to use his spiritual tentacles to capture Alek's current situation.

Lida had nothing to do with him.

The two had no choice but to talk about their plans for the future. Following Lida's wishes, the biochemical alliance in Wen Jiuyi's hands was merged into the current "Pianigenhua" star bandit group. On the surface, Wen Jiuyi is still a young and promising biochemical The head of the September [-]st Department, in private, he went all over the world to hunt down thousands of parasites related to Kali on the list-in order to make the distance between the two more realistic, Lida cursed the star thief "Pianigen flower" at the military meeting In order to protect the face of the Marshal's First Army, a wanted order must be issued.

Wen Jiuyi personally fabricated his own portrait: a disgusting female insect with worm marks on its face.

Thus began one of the funniest scenes in Zerg wild history.

From the winter of 7652 in the new calendar to the following 50 years, people can always find a fresh platycodon flower beside some incomplete gray corpses.At this time, everyone knew that this gang of star thieves like mad dogs had come again.They shivered, thankful that these bandits hadn't looted their home, and feeling lucky that they had come.

Those who are busy count the number of parasites hunted and killed by the "Pianigen Flower Star Bandit Group", and they are surprised to find that they kill more ferociously and bravely than most legions and garrisons in peaceful areas - the military department of course denies the accuracy of this report , turned around and added three zeros to the bounty offered by the leader of the "Pianigen Flower Star Thief Group".

Of course, on the first day of winter in 7652 in the new calendar, when Wen Jiuyi fabricated a false portrait of himself.Far away in the ruins of the secondary front, a stone slab shook slightly, and the searched parasite looked in astonishment at a dusty head popping out of it.

"What are you looking at?" Alek coughed twice, he patted his hair, exposing his beautiful hair color, and then cleaned his precious face, "I want to see your boss."

Alek raised his head and showed a sarcastic smile, "Just say, Alexidea wants to see him."

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