The author who likes to torture the protagonist wears a book

If Lin Feng died, he must have died with a cheap hand

Wang Xiaofei, the protagonist in Lin Feng's first novel "The Cool Boy of the Stars" written by Lin Feng during his freshman summer vacation.

In the popular novels at that time, the main character had an ordinary face. Some people thought that this would allow the author or the readers to get involved, but Lin Feng only thought that the main character would be cooler if he was ordinary.

So although Wang Xiaofei looks handsome and sunny, he is not outstanding.

Lin Feng has always been an ultimate fan of hacking, and what he likes is not like the protagonist of a certain movie, who must encounter danger to appear, but also requires the protagonist to have strong purpose and self-control. What Lin Feng likes is absolute plug-in.

For example, Wang Xiaofei, his story is in a normal world, but he has a skateboard that can fly into the sky and escape from the ground, and sunglasses that can recognize information. With these two things, many interesting things he encountered in life can be solved easily.

Lin Feng looked at Wang Xiaofei, wiped his face, and Nie Mo was sitting next to him, looking like a concubine giving birth to a concubine.

Wang Xiaofei put the sunglasses on his face again, and said, "I don't know how I got here, but when I came out, I saw several younger brothers."

Nie Mo's expression darkened, but he hadn't forgotten that Wang Xiaofei called him Yaodi from the very beginning.

Wang Xiaofei wrinkled his nose and pushed his sunglasses on. His sunglasses could track the trajectories and identities of people related to him, so he could recognize Lin Feng and Nie Mo at a glance through the sunglasses.

Lin Feng obviously also knew the effect of his sunglasses, and asked anxiously, "How many people are there, and where are they now?"

He has written many novels before, and there are many difficult characters in them. If they all enter here, everything will be messed up.

Wang Xiaofei scratched his hair, "I only saw four, I don't know if there are others, and my dad knows, my sunglasses can only track people I've seen, but I don't think those four are easy to deal with. , and hid."

What he didn't say was that when he just got out of the laptop and found that he was just a character in the first novel in the folder of "I'm Invincible", Wang Xiaofei was a little bit broken.

Not enough. After thinking about it, he was originally an orphan. It didn't matter whether he jumped out of a rock or was "born" by the author, so he quickly accepted this setting.

"Oh, after the second brother came out, he found that he was the protagonist of a novel. He looked a bit wrong. Dad, if you see him, you have to stay away." Wang Xiaofei said, "The second brother is... well, let me see , his sunglasses have a storage capacity of less than 300 megabytes, and 300 megabytes was not too small when Lin Feng was a freshman in high school.

Wang Xiaofei copied the folder of "The King Is Invincible", and there are dozens of megabytes left in the sunglasses space.

"Yes, it's called Qihaojing."

Nie Mo looked at Lin Feng, waiting for Lin Feng to introduce him.

Lin Feng blinked his eyes, Qi Haojing was written by him during the summer vacation of his second year of high school, when his brother was in his senior year.

Because it is a day trip, every time he returns home, love letters can always fall out of his clothes or bag. If the mobile phone does not turn off the notification tone, he can hear the constant sound of ding dong ding dong.

Once he sneaked a glimpse of someone sending fruit photos to his elder brother, and Lin Feng immediately felt that he had caught his elder brother. After he told his parents, he thought his parents would scold him.

Unexpectedly, they felt that the elder brother was being harassed, so they called the other party for half an hour, asking the other party to respect themselves and others, to love themselves, and so on, and finally they broke down in tears and said, "Thank you uncle and aunt, I will never Dare." Only then did the couple realize that the man who sent the photo to their eldest son was a man, but the other party had already hung up the phone, so they had no choice but to scold Lin Feng.

That is, the experience that made Lin Feng write Qi Haojing—a straight male protagonist who is in the male channel but can only attract men.

No matter who Qi Haojing likes or is liked by, he will eventually find out that the opposite is a big guy in women's clothing.

In the book, Qi Haojing has always been secretly in love with a female fairy, but he couldn't ask for it. It was not until the end of the book that the female fairy agreed to his courtship. Then, the last sentence of the novel's finale was revealed. fairy.

Still a man.

Lin Feng didn't write about Qi Haojing's reaction, nor did he write any side stories. He didn't know whether Qi Haojing was crazy or not, but the readers who kept following the update went crazy after seeing the ending.

This may also be the reason why Qi Haojing seemed crazy as soon as he got out of the laptop, and when he found out that he was a character in a novel, he even decided to incite the author.

After hearing this, Nie Mo frowned, and said with a light smile, "Now I feel that I'm not very miserable."

Lin Feng laughed twice, he liked to play with the characters in his novels, and he has been following him since the second novel until now.

It can be said that among all his protagonists, only Wang Xiaofei in the first book survived.

Wang Xiaofei suddenly said: "Second brother is coming here!"

Lin Feng immediately became nervous, holding Nie Mo with one hand and Wang Xiaofei's collar with the other, "Hurry up, Qihaojing's book is also a background of cultivating immortals, and he has already become an immortal. At the end, his status is not low. Isn't the three of us his opponent."

Wang Xiaofei screamed, his short sleeve collar was almost torn apart by Lin Feng. After screaming a few times, Wang Xiaofei looked at the sunglasses again. The left eye showed the current position of Qihaojing, and the right eye was Qihaojing. King's novel.

Qi Haojing's novel is called "Quan Shi Nan Ren". After the readers hid, many people discussed why it was called this name. Although there is a famous knife called Nan Ren in the novel, Nan Ren does not play a role in it. not much.

It wasn't until the male protagonist Qi Haojing met the boss of women's clothes again and again that everyone realized that the title of the book looked so lofty, but it was actually "All Men".

Lin Feng was discussing with Nie Mo where to go.

Although Nie Mo is not afraid of praying for Haojing in his heart, he likes to see Lin Feng avoiding other protagonists, so he is willing to cooperate with him.

Before the two of them reached a conclusion, Wang Xiaofei interrupted: "Oh, my old father, the second brother's tricks are fortune-telling and martial arts, no wonder he flew straight here, I guess it was calculated."

Lin Feng became even more anxious, and wanted to ignore Sanqi 21 and leave here first, but he was held down by Nie Mo, who said: "Don't worry so much, I'm here."

Lin Feng looked at Nie Mo, and the anxiety in his heart slowly dissipated. He was thinking that Qi Haojing had already become a fairy in "Quan Shi Nan Ren", and he was thinking that Nie Mo was still in the first life at the moment. The cultivation base was not as high as later.

But Nie Mo's calm expression also affected him. When Lin Feng calmed down, he thought, whether it is the first life or the sixth life.

Although Nie Mo's cultivation base has been rising, but under the pen of Lin Feng, a cheating madman, Nie Mo has always been the most powerful contemporary fighter.

He might not lose to Qi Haojing.

But Lin Feng still didn't want to see Qi Haojing, without him, because the prototype of Qi Haojing was his brother. First, it was hard for him to imagine what Lin Yi would be like after encountering Qi Haojing. I really hate his brother.

Wang Xiaofei was still scanning the novel. At the beginning, he looked at ten lines at a glance. When he saw the funny things behind, he couldn't help but read it carefully, and let out a sneer from time to time.

Lin Feng noticed that he also knew the function of Wang Xiaofei's sunglasses, so he reached out and took off his sunglasses, put them on himself, and turned them backwards.

Seeing Qi Haojing relying on his fortune-telling talent to slap the face and pretend to be aggressive among the gods, he quickly passed by. He turned around for a while, paying attention to Qi Haojing's position from time to time.

In addition to the position of Qihaojing, there are several other small red dots on the sunglasses, but Lin Feng has no time to care about them now, so he will solve the troublesome Qihaojing first.

Finally, when turning to Qihaojing for the first time, Lin Feng stopped.

He took off his sunglasses, his eyes were firm and bright: "Let's find a brothel to hide, Qi Haojing is not sure about Yin and Yang!"

Wang Xiaofei was dragged by spiritual power, and the three of them got on Nie Mo's flying magic weapon and flew to the nearest town outside Yindanzong.

In the world of cultivating immortals, where casual cultivators and mortals mix, there are also places like brothels. The reason why Qi Haojing has a fortune-telling trick is that he is repeatedly deceived by women's clothing bosses. , They will be able to escape if they dress up as women.

For this reason, before leaving Yindanzong, Lin Feng asked Nie Mo to steal three Yixing pills.

When they reached the edge of the town, seeing Qihaojing getting closer and closer to them, in order to completely avoid his range search, Lin Feng planned to eat the Yixing Pill first, and then enter the brothel.

Wang Xiaofei's expression changed after he learned the effect of Yi Xing Pill. He was written by Lin Feng, a freshman in high school.

Although he has a lively personality, he is still very masculine. After learning that this elixir can transform into a woman, he resisted it very much.

Wang Xiaofei covered his mouth: "Dad, Dad, stop it, the second brother is chasing after you, just change yourself into a woman, I don't need it."

Lin Feng held him down, shook his head and said: "No, Qi Haojing will definitely figure out that you are with me. Even if I change into a woman, he can't figure it out, but if you haven't changed, he can definitely figure out that you are with me."

Wang Xiaofei moved his tightly bound legs and moaned, "Then you and..."

In the middle of his speech, seeing Nie Mo's expression, he swallowed the unspoken word Yaodi, and said instead: "Then you and my mother can go or not. I think this place is really interesting. It just so happens that I I went to see it alone, and I went to play with the previous magician, he was also very interesting, I don’t know why he screamed when he saw me.”

As soon as he said "Mom", Lin Feng didn't pay attention to what else he said, so he couldn't help laughing like he was farting.

Nie Mo seemed to accept it well, touched Wang Xiaofei's head, and said with a smile: "No, if you leave, how will we know their whereabouts, my good son."

Wang Xiaofei swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the hand covering his mouth was bound by a spiritual force, pulling it away from his face.

Nie Mo took the Yixing Pill from Lin Feng's hand and stuffed it into Wang Xiaofei's mouth.

Only then did Wang Xiaofei realize that his "Mom" had offended Nie Mo, and wanted to beg for mercy, but as soon as he took the pill, his hand was pressed to his mouth again.

Nie Mo pinched his cheek lightly, and Wang Xiaofei swallowed Yi Xing Pill with a grunt.

Then Nie Mo also swallowed his own. He had seen it in Lin Feng's memory. In the future, when Lin Feng was kidnapped by Zhu Yun in Nanque, he pretended to be Linglan and played with Lin Feng once. It was different from the Nie Mo in Lin Feng's memory, but Nie Mo found that he didn't seem to reject taking this Yixing Pill.

Seeing that both of them ate, Wang Xiaofei who ate first, not only flattened his Adam's apple, but also bulged his chest.

Lin Feng let out a breath, and swallowed his own.

The three of them waited until they had completely transformed into women before heading to the small town. They hid themselves in the city. Even if Qi Haojing found them here, it would be difficult to find them accurately in this place.

What's more, the brothel is a place where yin and yang intersect, and Qihaojing is like a black hole that swallows spiritual touch, making it even more difficult to measure.

They flew in from outside the courtyard of the brothel. It was still some time before night, and there were no guests in the building, so the three of them chose a room with no one there.

Wang Xiaofei said that he didn't want to become a woman, but when he really became a big girl, he was so fresh, he twisted his buttocks for a while, and sang and danced vigorously while hugging the bed pole, asking Lin Feng: "Dad, do you think I'm beautiful?" ?”

Lin Feng: "..." He had the impression that he was a withdrawn young man in his freshman year of high school, so why did he write such a person so crazy.

The Yi Xing Pills of the three are all basic models, they are not mixed with Yi Rong Dan, so they are only transferred in the appearance of the main body.

Wang Xiaofei after the sex change is still delicate and cheerful, like a little sister next door.

Lin Feng is like a school girl, beautiful and pure at the same time, both of them still look a little green.

Only Nie Mo, his body turned like a supermodel with a hot figure, obviously with a face of a seductress who is overwhelmed by the country, and his expression is extremely cold, the combination of hotness and aloofness is a Yujie, who is a life-threatening old lady.

Because the female body is more slender, the proportion of legs appears to be longer. It seems that Nie Mo has legs from the neck down. When sitting at the table, the legs seem to be a little too long.

Lin Feng felt that Nie Mo looked very fresh, so he took a few glances.

Nie Mo poured water for him with a kettle, looked at Lin Feng, and said with a smile, "Father likes me like this?"

Lin Feng laughed and said: "It's okay, you know, after we go out, if you walk with me like this, others will definitely think that I have something to be with a beautiful person like you."

After hearing what he said, Nie Mo paused, smiled and said nothing.

After pouring the water, the room fell silent.

Seeing his reaction, Lin Feng held his hand unhappily, pointed at Wang Xiaofei and said, "My son already recognizes you as mother, are you going to deny it?"

Nie Mo looked at him, "The one with you is the future me, do you think I'm the same as him?"

Lin Feng blinked his eyes and said, "It's a little different."

What ink is silent.

Lin Feng: "The clothes you wear are different."

Nie Mo was slightly taken aback.

Lin Feng continued: "But you are Nie Mo, Nie Mo is you, I like Nie Mo, don't you like me?"

The two were relatively speechless.

Wang Xiaofei, who was doing a physical examination on the side, didn't dare to speak when he saw the atmosphere between the two of them. He walked to the door lightly, and then said to the two: "What, Dad, Mom, you two Sit down, I'll go outside and play for a while."

At this time, he said "mother", which made Nie Mo relieved. He couldn't help thinking that even Lin Feng's other sons had recognized him. For himself, Lin Feng also said that he is Nie Mo, so why not.

Nie Mo got up, walked to Lin Feng, and hugged him into his arms: "Then I have to work hard so that I can take my father out of here."

Lin Feng sniffed, finally relaxed, and hugged him back.

Wang Xiaofei, who didn't wait for the two to respond, was still standing by the door, seeing that the two of them were hugging each other, wondering whether to go out directly, he just opened the door a crack, and Mie Mo looked over.

Wang Xiaofei froze instantly.

With a female body, her hair is just past her shoulders, and she still wears modern clothes.

Nie Mo said: "Change your appearance before going down."

Wang Xiaofei moved back again.

Nie Mo took out three sets of women's clothing from the storage bag, and changed the size with magic, and the three of them changed separately.

After changing into women's clothes, Wang Xiaofei, still with shawl hair, slipped out of the room like flying, hey, he has never been to a brothel before.

Wang Xiaofei opened "Super Star Cool Boy" in his sunglasses.

Because it was written by Lin Fenggao when he was young, and the Wang Xiaofei he described was not very old. At the end of "Superstar Cool Boy", Wang Xiaofei had just turned [-].

Wang Xiaofei looked at the time of the file again, and said to himself: "It's been ten years, so I'm 28 years old now, hehehe, this brothel is very good."

After comforting himself, Wang Xiaofei happily went downstairs.

In the room, Nie Mo was twisting Lin Feng's hair.

It's more about playing with Lin Feng's hair than it is a braid. He combed his hair strand by strand, and said with a smile, "You are used to this hair now. When I grew your hair for you, you scolded me hard. .”

Lin Feng looked back at him: "Have you remembered?"

Nie Mo shook his head.

"Oh." Hearing what he said, Lin Feng didn't respond, and turned back to look at Nie Mo in the mirror.

This made Nie Mo a little curious, he smiled and said, "How do you know if you don't ask me?"

Lin Feng curled his lips and said, "I wrote you."

In the book, there are few things that Nie Mo penetrated into other people's sea of ​​knowledge without being surprised and allowed. This is not surprising. Since Nie Mo talked about the past, it means that he has already probed his own memory.

They both smiled at the same time, Nie Mo pinched Lin Feng's chin, making him look up, while she leaned over, her lips touching.

Just when Nie Mo wanted to deepen the kiss, Wang Xiaofei rushed in in a hurry.

Seeing that the two were kissing, he jumped twice on the spot, as if the floor was burning his feet, he turned and went out, but stayed at the door for two seconds, and then came in again: "Dad, the third brother is here!"

Lin Feng, who had already separated from Nie Mo: "..." He was already numb.

I can't even remember what he wrote in his third novel for a while.

Wang Xiaofei looked at the bewildered Lin Feng, with Nie Mo's upset face after being disturbed, took off the sunglasses and handed them to Lin Feng, after putting them on, Lin Feng took a look, then took off the sunglasses and returned them to Wang Xiaofei .

At this moment, he was already very calm, even if the novel was "Sheng Xu".

He slowly took Nie Mo's hand beside him, with tears in his eyes, he said sincerely, "Nie Mo, help me."

Although he is afraid of Qi Haojing, it is more psychological, because the prototype of Qi Haojing is his elder brother Lin Yi, he is afraid, annoyed, and choked.

He was only very old when he was a sophomore in high school, and when he thought of the plot in the revenge essay, no matter how much he hated his brother, he felt ashamed and panicked. It was the annoyance and embarrassment of the stupid things he did when he was young and ignorant.

But in "Sheng Xu", he is really a little imaginary.

Because the male protagonist in it, from the very beginning... from the palace.

At the time of writing this article, Lin Feng had already graduated from high school. At that time, his conflicts with his family were very sharp, and it was also the peak of his rebellion. After "Quan Shi Nan Ren", many readers called him eunuch in his comment section. .

These readers are not joking, but really scolding. While they are deeply attracted by Lin Feng's plot of swordsmanship, they can't stand Lin Feng's constant nonsense, and they enjoy torturing the characters in his works.

Lin Feng was not used to being scolded at first, and would argue with others, but later he didn't bother to scold those people with his fingers, so he simply wrote an article, in which the male lead was the eunuch.

It was also at that time that he learned to use code words to impress readers.

The male protagonist of "Sheng Xu" is called Sheng Xu, and the name is easy to understand, it is kidney deficiency.

Because it was for fun, Sheng Xu's reason for leaving the palace at the beginning was very mentally retarded. When he was nine years old, his mother told him that if he cut his eyelashes, his eyelashes would grow thicker and longer. When she said this, the neighbors next to him teased him, saying He cut the little Jiji so that it can grow longer in the future.

Sheng Xu took the scissors and cut it himself as if joking.

Lin Feng's setting for him was that although Sheng Xu cut it off, he was very lustful, and he would retaliate, making Lin Pingzhi and Wei Xiaobao fit together.

Later, Sheng Xu really entered the palace and became an eunuch. At that time, harem literature was popular. Sheng Xu was a real eunuch with a heavy desire, and was especially liked by the princess, but he had no choice.

Lin Feng deliberately wrote the content to be eloquent, which makes readers scratch their heads every time, but because the protagonist is a real qualified eunuch, no matter how eloquent he is, he can't hit home plate.

Readers wailed all over the place, and some people wrote Lin Feng a small long essay to apologize, begging Lin Feng to let Sheng Xu grow back, anyway, "Sheng Xu" is a supernatural novel, the protagonist can even control ghosts and gods, and grows roots xx What's wrong.

But Lin Feng did not.

And because of Lin Feng's bad nature, at the early stage of the story, Sheng Xu knew that he left the palace when he was young, not because he was young, but because he was controlled by a powerful and evil god at that time.

But until the end, Sheng Xu did not find the god. In the ending of "Sheng Xu", Sheng Xu, who could not take revenge, was surrounded by three thousand beauties who had hit the edge ball but failed to hit the base. Looking at the god.

Thinking of this, Lin Feng shivered again, feeling a bit cold on the back of his neck, as if something was blowing cold wind.

The author says:

Lin Feng: Anyway, I don’t know how to wear books (.

Please take a look at the pre-received article "I'm sure I'll earn the money I've been wronged", the copywriting:

When Gu Xuyan saw Xie Huaning again, he was completely different from before.

At this time, Xie Huaning was leaning against another man, gently feeding him water.

When Xie Huaning went to wash his hands, the man proudly said to his companion, "2 a day, is the quality good?"

Gu Xuyan blocked Xie Huaning at the door of the private room, and said, "Kiss me, and I will give you one hundred thousand."

Xie Huaning immediately climbed onto his neck.

After the kiss, Gu Xuyan's eyes were deep: "Leave with me, I'll give you 20."

Xie Huaning followed him without looking back.

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Xie Huaning is the ace stand-in of "Professional Stand-In Studio". He is proficient in special effects makeup and can pretend to be whoever he looks like.

One day he received a private order, that person asked him to play the male god he had a crush on for many years, and accompany him to a birthday party.

At the birthday party, Xie Huaning met a handsome guy who was well-proportioned, and the other party asked him to kiss him, and he gave him 5, which was five times the salary for tonight, and he was also handsome, Xie Huaning readily agreed.

Unexpectedly, the taken advantage of him proposed again, and he would give 20 yuan if he left.

After leaving the gate of the night game, Xie Huaning took the other party's card and slipped away.

Anyway, the other party said that they would pay when they left, but they didn't say where they were going.

I thought it was just a windfall, but I didn't expect that a few days later, the big guy came to order and asked him to play his first love for a long time at a high price.

Xie Huaning: "I'm sure I'll earn the money for being taken advantage of."

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!