After wearing a paranoid bamboo horse of abusive male protagonists

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measure size.

Lu Yanchen blushed. He glanced left and right and saw that no one was paying attention to them, so he said in a low voice, "Me too..."

"What?" Song Qingshi looked at him expectantly.

"Also..." Lu Yanchen touched his arm with his elbow, and whispered, "You clearly know..."

"Then why don't you say it..." Song Qingshi pestered him, insisting that he say those two words, as if he would not give up until he said it.

Lu Yanchen couldn't do anything about it, he glanced left and right, then quickly pressed Song Qingshi's head down, pushed his head under the table, then quickly kissed him on the face, whispered Song Qingshi The two words I dream of: "Love you..."

Song Qingshi was satisfied now, the smile on his lips widened, he couldn't help but kissed Lu Yanchen again, and said softly again: "Husband, I love you too——"

Lu Yanchen was so ashamed by the word "husband", he blushed and got out from under the table with Song Qingshi, the two cuddled each other and finished the first episode of "Junior Brother Has Mischievous Hearts towards Me", and saw half of it Suddenly, he felt a hand passing behind him, wrapping around his waist.

He glanced at Song Qingshi, who smiled foolishly at him.

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After Lu Yanchen finished his extracurricular homework, the two walked out of the library. Just as they reached the gate, Song Qingshi suddenly grabbed him and said, "Chenchen, let's not go back to the dormitory at night."

Lu Yanchen looked at him with eyes that saw through him, and said faintly: "If you don't go back to the dormitory, where will you go?"

Song Qingshi glanced up at him, shook his hand and said, "You know what I mean..." He rolled his eyes, thought of an excuse, and said, "This is not a short play we filmed and it's online Don't you think it's time to celebrate?"

Lu Yanchen took out his mobile phone and pretended to send a WeChat message to the club members: "Then let me ask if you want to have a dinner together?"

Song Qingshi took his hand, said "hey", and then said aggrievedly: "I'm talking about the two of us celebrating..."

Lu Yanchen took a deep look at him, but he was dragged out of the school halfway.

After the two of them had dinner, they went to the supermarket to buy two bottles of drinks. When paying the bill, Lu Yanchen calmly took a small square blue box from the shelf.

When Song Qing saw this small box, he smiled at the corner of his eyes and gave Lu Yanchen a teasing look. Lu Yanchen's face was slightly uncomfortable.

After the two walked out of the supermarket, Song Qingshi leaned on Lu Yanchen and said, "Chenchen, so you want to have a full set with me."

Lu Yanchen gave a low cough, turned his head slightly and said, "No."

"Why didn't you buy that?"

"Buy it for fun."

Song Qingshi didn't believe his sophistry, and he said in his ear: "If you want to do a full set, just say it, I won't cooperate with you, don't be embarrassed."

Lu Yanchen turned his face away and did not speak, but his face was red.

Song Qingshi took out the small blue box from the small bag in Lu Yanchen's hand and took a look. Passers-by passed by them, inadvertently caught a glimpse of the small box in Song Qingshi's hand, and cast a strange look at them.

Lu Yanchen blushed, put Song Qingshi's hand and the small box into the small bag, and whispered to him, "Don't look here."

Unexpectedly, Song Qingshi glanced at him and said, "Chenchen, wait for me here for a while before I go shopping." After speaking, he turned and went into the supermarket.

"Hey, what are you buying?" Lu Yanchen shouted towards Song Qingshi's back, but Song Qingshi waved his hand at him without answering him.

After a while, Song Qingshi came out from the supermarket and said to Lu Yanchen, "I've bought it, let's go."

Lu Yanchen asked him, "What did you buy?"

But it might as well be Song Qingshi laughed abruptly, he glanced at him, and said: "Temporarily keep it secret, you will know when the time comes."

Lu Yanchen glanced at him in confusion. What is so mysterious that you have to keep it a secret from him?

The two walked to a hotel, looked at the familiar words "Lvjiang Hotel" in front of them, Lu Yanchen kicked the stones under his feet, and discussed with Song Qingshi: "Let's change to a hotel."

He felt that the ladies at the front desk of this "Lvjiang Hotel" knew them already.

Song Qingshi glanced at him with a smile, then dragged him to another hotel.

Chenchen is a very gentle person, no matter what he does, he will consider other people's feelings. This is not only experienced in daily life, but also in intimate actions.

But for intimate actions, sometimes being too gentle is a kind of torture, because every time the two of them get to the point, the preparation beforehand is super long.

Sometimes Song Qingshi felt that his emotional accumulation was already in place, it was ok, he couldn't wait to get to the point, but Lu Yanchen was still dawdling there, afraid that he would be hurt if he didn't prepare well in advance.

Whenever Song Qingshi wanted to urge him at this time, but he was not sure whether such a thing could be said directly, so he had to endure the discomfort and wait for the minister to get to the point.

It was the same this time, but this time Song Qingshi had another thought.

He waited for a long time, and finally waited until Chen Chen got up, watched him pick up the small blue box, then unpacked the box, took out one of them, tore open the bag, and then put it on himself.

But it obviously took him a long time, and he didn't turn around for a long time.

Song Qingshi looked at his sweaty side face for a moment, and burst into a burst of laughter. He crawled to Lu Yanchen's side, put his face on his lap, saw the transparent film that was about to burst, and couldn't help it. He laughed again, he poked at the other end, and the other end jumped up and down twice with his movements, and said: "Chenchen, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Lu Yanchen was silent for a few seconds, then took a look at the small blue box, and saw "tight fit" written on it. This product also has a small size on the market, but the small size does not specifically write small size, but " Tight type".

He didn't look carefully at the supermarket at the time. After all, he didn't have a face, so he took one casually, but he didn't expect to get the wrong number.

Lu Yanchen gave a low cough, and said with some embarrassment: "It can be used if you just have to."

Unexpectedly, Song Qingshi picked up his mobile phone and tapped it twice, then showed it to him, and said, "Chenchen, this is not a trivial matter. If you are a medium size, you can barely use this one, but you are obviously not, you Believe in yourself.

Even if you compare your attack with other novels, you are not inferior, you are definitely at the top level, so you will never use this one..."

He clicked on the mobile phone page and pointed out the key points to him: "Look at what is written on it, if you use too small a size, it may cause ischemia and poor blood circulation here, and cause damage to the cavernous body. Will lead to yang/wei..."

Lu Yanchen: "..."

Song Qingshi poked his arm and said, "Even if you don't think about yourself, you should also think about my "happiness" for the rest of my life..."

The corner of Lu Yanchen's mouth twitched, and he said, "So your "happiness" for the rest of your life depends on me? "

Song Qingshi said "Mmm" without shame, he reached out to take this thing off for him, threw it into the trash can, and said, "So you must not wear this thing."

Lu Yanchen narrowed his eyes slightly to look at him, and said, "So we can't use this this time, so let's not get into the topic..."

The smile on Song Qingshi's face froze for a moment, he shoved his arm, and said pitifully: "Don't, this time you won't need this..."

He turned on Taobao on his mobile phone, entered a few words, and said, "Since you want to use this so much, Chenchen, but you are too embarrassed to buy it in the supermarket, then we can buy it online, and you can buy many boxes with one purchase. You can use it however you want..."

He handed him the phone to look at, and said: "Moreover, there are many categories and sizes on the Internet, no matter what flavor you like..." Song Qingshi clicked on one of them, and said: "Chenchen, do you like this bumpy one?" Screw thread or strawberry?"

Lu Yanchen: "..."

Song Qingshi said: "And there are different models, L, XL, and XXL. Which model do you think is better for us to buy?"

Lu Yanchen: "..."

Song Qingshi said again: "Chenchen, you probably don't know which model you should buy. It doesn't matter, we can measure it."

Lu Yanchen twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "What are you measuring?"

"Measure the size..." Song Qingshi looked at him and said, "Although I have actually experienced it and know that you are a large size, Chenchen, I am still a little uncertain about L, XL, and XXL. After all, only Only by measuring accurately can we know the exact size.”

Lu Yanchen looked at him with strange eyes, and asked curiously, "How do you measure it?"

Song Qingshi took it for granted and said: "Use a ruler to measure..." He lay down on the bedside, picked up his trousers on the floor, and then took out a ruler in his pocket.

Lu Yanchen looked at him in disbelief, feeling that he had just entered the supermarket to buy this. He knew he had bought the wrong number and did not remind him, nor did he buy the correct model again. Instead, he bought a ruler. There is such a thing in this world. people?

Song Qingshi looked down and said, "Chenchen, may I measure it for you?"

"No..." Lu Yanchen retreated with horror on his face, but he didn't want to be caught by Song Qingshi, so he couldn't help but groaned.

Song Qingshi glanced at him and said, "Chenchen, don't move around. I won't be responsible if you feel pain because of moving around." After finishing speaking, he picked up the ruler, which was still a middle school student. Commonly used twenty centimeter ruler.

Lu Yanchen glanced at the scene, then raised his arms to cover his eyes, the scene was too weird, he couldn't stand it anymore.

I don't know how long it took before Song Qingshi let go of him, and praised him: "Chenchen, you are really great, you can definitely use the XXL size, you are so good, so you have to show your strength ah……"

Be strong with your size, use your size...

Lu Yanchen was so angry that he pressed him on the bed, and said sadly: "What do you think I will do to you?"

Unexpectedly, Song Qingshi looked at him shyly and timidly with spring in his eyes, and said, "Are you going to punish me?"

"That can't be too heavy..." Song Qingshi's eyes rolled, and he said softly: "It doesn't have to be too light, ah, but don't be too heavy, it's the kind that is neither light nor heavy, do you understand?" Putting a hand on his arm, looking at him with watery eyes.

fuck...

In the early morning of the next day, sunlight came in through the gap in the curtains and fell on the bare shoulders of the two of them. Lu Yanchen was woken up by the vibrating mobile phone by the bedside.

He reached for his phone, opened it, and saw that the news in their community group "Love each other as a family" had reached 99+.

He clicked on the news of @全社团人, and saw Senior Xia Xia shouting excitedly: My family, our video has exploded. At present, the number of views on a certain platform has exceeded one million, and the number of followers has increased by 10,000+ overnight. Excited Bar!Tremble!Let's keep going!I have a hunch that this time we will definitely be popular!

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