Lens

Knock-kow—"Sir, your dumplings." Kailin was holding the hot dumplings she just bought from a Chinese restaurant. She believed that all this was enough to prove her loyalty. In addition, she also wanted to see what her boss was doing. what to do.

"Come in, Caroline."

Karin pulls down the doorknob and sets the dumplings on the round table, but her boss will never understand her curiosity.

"Oh, thanks, Karin, could I trouble you to make me another black pepper steak?"

"Okay, sir."

"It seems that we have successfully reached this stage." Ron said to himself, his fingers sliding quickly.

"Eat?" Jia Yushi stood on tiptoe and looked at the color screen seriously. "Draw a circle, write your name, and burn it to me." Jia Yushi also talked to himself, but Ron's soliloquy was more like a lover's murmur, while Jia Yushi's was like a tsundere child acting like a spoiled child.Jia Yushi wrote well quickly, not because of anything else, because he missed it too much, and he couldn't contact "people" at all recently.

"Let me try to burn it. If it doesn't burn, don't eat it. Watch me eat it." Ron took his paintbrush to draw a circle, "En finished the painting, and then write the name."

"How do you write your name?" Jia Yushi squinted and read the words in a low voice. In fact, no matter how he pronounced it, even if he chanted it with arias, he would not be understood.

"Well, it's really difficult to write like this. Are all Chinese characters so magical?" Ron didn't use his mobile phone, but practiced his characters on his own, and then wrote them. "Okay, the last step is here, I hope it will be successful, although I think it would be nice to see you holding the photo frame and watching me eat." Ron looked at the ghost who was reading a book in the photo frame.Ron put the dumpling in the circle and lit it on fire, then the great Chinese mystical art happened, the fire ignited, the tongue of fire licked the white and tender dumpling skin, and it disappeared together with the plate.

"Thank you.." The standard Chinglish (Chinese English) emerged from Jia Yushi's thin and shallow lips. As for why the young master of the Jia family can speak foreign language, it can only be said that he is smart and almost stayed abroad, but his physique is too poor , I am afraid that someone who is not acclimatized will be killed on the other side of the ocean, and the thing that the grandfather of the Jia family hates the most is that his children and grandchildren cannot return to their hometown, so the young master Jia can only speak Chinglish now. Of course, the Jia family has a large collection of books, which is the biggest. reason.

"Oh, you can speak English!" Ron suffered from the same disease as Young Master Jia, but he understood accidents better than Young Master Jia, so he did not continue the conversation, such as asking Young Master Jia to speak to himself in English. comminicate.

"Okay, now let's eat our own food." Ron wrote to Jia Yushi.

"The English breakfast is the greatest creation." Every time Ron couldn't help but sigh this sentence in the morning.

"Sir, the Chinese teacher you invited is already waiting for you in the study."

"Karin, you are always so sweet." Ron straightened his bow tie.

"Karin, are you kidding me!" Ron tore off his bow tie as if venting, and threw the suit directly on the sofa from the second floor.

"Sir, I can't joke."

"You've gone beyond the limit of a joke!" Ron ran down the spiral staircase, he couldn't help it, "Send her back!"

"Okay, sir. But I want to understand what happened?"

"Okay, okay, you want the truth, don't you! So can you tell me how Alia is in my study?"

"Wait a minute, sir, you said Miss Alia Oridin (forgive the author's unrestrained and unrestrained love for making up the whole life) is here?!"

"That's right! She also criticized the decoration of my study!"

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