Seiichi: Please call me God

"Ahem, I'm very glad that I, Horio, who has two years of tennis experience, will be the host of this game today." Before Horio could finish speaking, he was pushed off the stage by Kosakata beside him.

"You can ignore the messy host just now. (Background voice: Kosakata!!) Today's hosts are still me and Sakura." While talking, Kosakata aggressively pushed Horio, who was trying to rush to the stage. pushed down.

Ryuzaki Sakura who was a little shy on the side said: "Well, now let us introduce today's referee. First of all, Minister Shiraishi Kuranosuke of Shitenpoji Temple. He is known as the 'Holy Book' and always wears a gold wristband. man!"

Just as Baishi on the stage smiled softly, he felt a sharp blue light flash past from below the stage, and his back felt cold.

"Then there is Ice Emperor's Atobe Minister, who has a handsome appearance and outstanding skills. He has a tennis club with 200 people, and there are hundreds of people in Ice Emperor. He is a well-deserved emperor."

Atobe stroked his bangs lightly, and snapped his fingers: "Let's indulge in my master's beauty!" There was a dazzling sea of ​​roses behind him.

"Hehe..." Kosakata laughed dryly, and hurriedly introduced the next one, "The next one is Higa, the head of the wood tee. The legendary man who loves to grow bitter melons the most!"

The wooden hand that was holding the glasses to play handsome froze.

The members of Higa in the audience pressed their hats tacitly.

"Next are two special guests, one is the coach from the U-17 training base, coach Saito, and the other is the coach Huacun of Chengcheng Shonan. Welcome the two coaches."

Saito waved his hands with a smile, his height of [-] meters made him stand out from the crowd.

Coach Huacun raised the corners of his mouth very naturally: "I hope your works will not be too disappointing."

"Then, first of all, we invite the first group of contestants. Due to time constraints, we will not introduce them in detail." Kosakata paused and then raised an octave in an instant. "I invite Minister Yukimura of Lihai University, who was invited The man called the 'Son of God', the overlord who stands tall in the sea, a man with mysterious strength who has never been defeated!!!" Kosakata was about to break his voice.

"Ahem, Tomoka." Ryuzaki hurriedly stopped his friend from expressing his endless admiration for Yukimura, "Let us also invite Oishi-senpai from Seigaku, Kawamura-senpai, and Higachu-senpai Hirikoba."

Such a brief introduction didn't bother Oishi and Kawamura, who are always good people. As for Pingguchang, is his opinion important?Is it important?

Yukimura came onto the stage wearing a U-17 black and red jacket, followed by Kirihara holding a dinner plate.

"I make miso ramen, which is boiled with fresh shrimp and shiitake mushrooms. It has an endless aftertaste and leaves a lingering flavor in your mouth." Yukimura briefly introduced his work, and then waved his hand, and Kirihara greeted the four Bowls of ramen were placed in front of the judges one by one.

Shiraishi took a sip of the soup first: "It's very authentic, Yukimura. As expected of a man who never leaves a dead end. Next, let me taste the taste of this noodle." Baishi took a sip of the noodle, pondered for a long time before slowly saying: " Ah... This is unbelievable, it reminds me of the fields of my hometown in Kansai, the beautiful clear sky, and the fields with the fragrance of wheat ears." Shiraishi closed his eyes, with tears dripping from the corners of his eyes.

Hey, Shiraishi, your acting is too much...

Everyone in the audience is black.

Only those of Sitianbao Temple can empathize.

"GOODJOB! Shiraishi, your provocative skills are about to catch up with mine." Ninzu Ken also gave a thumbs up.

"Undoubtedly delicious!" Atobe succinctly expressed his deep love with his actions. He ate up a bowl of noodles, of course quickly and gorgeously, and then he gently wiped the corners of his mouth , the demeanor is still elegant.

"I didn't expect Yukimura-kun to have such powerful skills other than tennis. This noodle is very chewy, and it goes perfectly with the taste of the soup. I like it very much." Saito nodded.

Coach Huacun even made no secret of his love. If Yukimura-kun is ten years older..."

"That's still ten years older than Yukimura-kun." Someone in the audience quietly slandered, but is it really good to be so loud?

"What are you talking about!" The woman was poked at the most painful place, Coach Huacun decisively twisted the chopsticks, and the table cracked slightly under the palm.

Silent.

"Well...now...it's scoring time." Kosakata wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief.

Then everyone saw four "ten points" all in one!

"Ah! As expected of Minister Yukimura, he got a good start as soon as he came up, and the next contestants seem to be under a lot of pressure!" Kosakata breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly invited Oishi to the stage.

Dashi is a standard good man. He can play on the field and in the kitchen, so his craftsmanship is naturally extraordinary.But looking at the expressions of the judges, they didn't seem to like it very much. Atobe even just moved a little, so he wouldn't be too rude.Of course, I don't know if it was because the bowl of noodles just now made him full.

Next up is Takashi Kawamura. He aspires to open the best sushi restaurant in Japan, and he started helping in the store very early. Today, he made a sashimi platter. The knife is exquisite and the presentation is also remarkable.But the judges only gave seven points.Needless to say, the next Pinggu Field is worth five points.

So well deserved, Yukimura became the champion of this field.

but……

"Hey, why did I feel that the expressions of the judges were not right from the beginning?" Kirihara was a little puzzled.

King Ren beside him hooked his neck and smiled treacherously: "You have good eyesight, Chi Ye, you can even see this. But, don't you find that almost everyone can see it?"

Kirihara blinked, looked around, and saw the military division recording the data calmly, glancing at the stage from time to time, and Sanada, who was pressing his hat, also glanced at the stage from the corner of his eye.Not to mention Yagyu, who continued to reflect the light from his glasses and looked at him openly.

"So... everyone found out." Kirihara was a little confused.

King Ni raised his eyebrows: "Isn't this the expression you have every time your five senses are wiped out by the minister?"

"Huh!" Kirihara was startled.

"However, the minister should have just blocked the sense of taste of the judges." King Ni smiled, "Of course, some people have special treatment."

Nioh's eyes touched Atobe who was drinking coffee calmly.

"This is simply..." Chi|naked cheating.Before Kirihara could say anything, Marui immediately covered his mouth.

"You are quite courageous, Chiya." Marui rubbed his hair, "Dare to speak ill of the minister behind his back."

"But so..."

"The minister just had an attack of curiosity..." Maybe.Marui himself was not very confident when he said this, "Anyway, the minister will not participate in the future, just to join in the fun."

As soon as Marui finished speaking, Yukimura sat on the stage.

"Okay, this round of competition just now is a demonstration competition. In fact, Minister Yukimura is also our judge today." Ryuzaki Sakura shyly smiled, "Then the official competition begins now."

The first group of contestants is the legendary small pillar group, led by Echizen Ryoma, with Toyama and Tibetan Rabbit as supporting roles.

These three apparently had hardly been in the kitchen.When Echizen showed his work, the audience exclaimed "Wow!" So the little prince said without confidence: "madamadadane."

Tibetan Rabbit is a foreigner who cooks steak.But even Atobe couldn't taste the essence of his medium-rare steak.

The last Xiaojin is a student of Sitianbao Temple. It should be said that this group of people often help in the shop of octopus balls. Xiaojin's craftsmanship should be very good.But judging from Baishi's bluish-white expression on the stage, this person probably didn't help.

"Won't you eat Baishi?" Xiao Jin blinked, jumping up and down like a monkey, "This is the improved version of octopus balls No. [-]."

Shiraishi's mouth twitched.

"Xiaojin..." Baishi stretched out a hand, covering his stomach decisively.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Jin tilted his head.

"my stomach hurts."

Off the court, the main candidates of Sitianbaosi all turned their backs.The onlookers fell to the ground.Is it really a man to pretend to have a stomachache to deceive innocent children like this?

"Baishi, you are the man who is called the 'Holy Book' in the legend, how can you bow down to mere octopus balls, or did you learn from Yinhua Middle School recently?" Fuji propped his chin and smiled He looked intently at Baishi on the stage.

Shiraishi's chopsticks were trembling.

It was Yukimura who showed his "gentle and amiable" side, and took the lead in picking up a small octopus ball.

"Seichi." Atobe frowned, and stopped him with his hand, but Yukimura looked at him with a mysterious smile, and finally let go of his hand helplessly.

Yukimura cut open the octopus balls with a knife and fork, and in an instant... a wet, slippery, elastic thing jumped out, and it was still wriggling.

"Octopus is a brachiopod. Cutting off a part of the octopus can keep it alive. I heard that Koreans like to eat octopus raw." Yukimura laughed like a lily, and the audience in the audience turned pale.

"Then... let's score first." Kosakata rushed off the stage after saying this with difficulty.

Except for Yukimura who gave a six points on the stage, everyone got zero points.None of the judges who wanted to come to the stage wanted to eat raw octopus.

Xiao Jin stepped off the stage with a look of grievance.

"Then in this group, Ryoma SAMA wins with an absolute advantage!" Seeing Echizen's lucky victory, Kosakata was revived with full blood in an instant, aggressively.

"Well, no matter how you look at it, you are taller than shorter." King Ren touched his chin.

"In this case, shouldn't the Tibetan rabbit win?" Kirihara looked confused, and Sanada next to him "quickly and ruthlessly" came to punish him with an iron fist: "Go back and study Chinese hard!"

The next few groups were very exciting. For example, Yuji Ichiji from Shitenpoji Temple kept his secrets, and his Okonomiyaki was unanimously approved by the judges, and Yuta Fuji from St. Rudolph did a good job. , also narrowly out.

The following group can be summed up as the rainbow group.

Of course, this is determined by hair color.First of all, Marui-hong from Lihai University.Tangerine from Fudo Peak - Orange.Cilang from Ice Emperor - Huang.There is also the ninjutsu from the ice emperor - Lan.

It is really colorful and dazzling when put together, blinding everyone.

Of course, Marui’s craftsmanship goes without saying. As soon as the cake he made was put on the table, coach Huacun praised him: “The appearance is very delicate, and the size is also very moderate. I like it very much.”

But Ju is much more satisfactory, but he also got an average score of [-] points.As for Cilang and Renzu, it is obviously unrealistic to expect these two young masters to produce any earth-shattering works.Fortunately, Cilang's two great pleasures in life are eating and sleeping, and the things he cooks can still be eaten.Renzu had more girls on weekdays, played more romantic games, and looked quite ostentatious. Unfortunately, it was an embroidered pillow, which was not useful, and no matter how exquisite the plate was, it would not catch the eyes of the judges.

Coach Saito even stared at him and said: "If Ninzu-kun can devote half of his enthusiasm to dating on tennis, maybe Atobe won't be able to become king so smoothly."

He couldn't help but laugh without saying a word.