When Tucao Man crosses over to Mary Suvin

Thinking of this, Gu Chuan smiled and nodded in agreement.

But Gu Chuan also underestimated Lu Sinan too much. Thinking back when Lu Sinan was a primary school teacher, he was definitely good at dealing with those group of little friends who kept going back and forth every day without principle!

"Don't agree so hastily, I'll give you one night to think about it." Lu Sinan said, "Come and find me at my palace tomorrow morning, and I'll tell you then."

——After entering my palace, I first ask you to write a letter of guarantee seriously, and then send it to Susu immediately, so that Susu will kill you, a duplicity scum.

Lu Sinan made a gesture to leave, but Gu Chuan was completely annoyed at this moment, he couldn't help but use lightness kung fu, and grabbed Lu Sinan's high bun - this action made Lu Sinan, who was about to slip into the soil and escape, was uncontrollably Stuck in place.

Lu Sinan: "..."

I wipe!The long hair that gets in the way!Where are the scissors?Where are the scissors! ! !

Gu Chuan sneered and said, "My lord, you ran away like this, isn't it too careless?"

Lu Sinan: "..."

I don't speak, and I am determined not to speak. In such a passive situation, if I speak, I will lose!

Gu Chuan picked up Lu Sinan's chin with his other hand, and said coldly, "Tsk, this neck is so slender, if I twist it a little harder...what will happen?"

Lu Sinan: "..."

Idiot, what else can I do? If you twist it, you must be dead, okay?If you kill my relatives and relatives, the entire Yunyu Dynasty will not spare you!

——Of course, Lu Sinan thinks it's better not to say such harsh words, otherwise he will definitely be ridiculed by Gu Chuan.

"I think the prince must know the five major tortures in this dynasty. If you don't speak, we will try each punishment one by one... I keep my word and I will never kill people..." Gu Chuan smiled abnormally coldly, "It will just make your life worse than death."

Lu Sinan: "..."

Don't, don't think that this will scare me!

"Do you want to try castration?" Gu Chuan asked quietly, "It is said that it will be so painful that you will regret reincarnation...My lord, do you like it?"

Lu Sinan: "..."

You just like it!Your whole family loves it! !If you are crazy, if you dare to treat me like this, I will bite you to death! ! !

"...Well, but I still think stick punishment is more fun. What do you think?" Gu Chuan looked at Lu Sinan's sad and indignant expression, and said thoughtfully, "Our stick punishment is not with a stick. Beating people. Instead, take a stick and insert it directly into the person's vagina, the whole root is submerged, piercing the stomach and intestines, making people miserable...Sounds very cool, right?"

Lu Sinan: "I fucked your mother!"

So cool why don't you try it yourself!The soul is light and thick!

Gu Chuan raised his eyebrows and smiled: "If you want to blame the prince, you can blame yourself for being too ignorant... Let's try stick punishment now."

Gu Chuan quickly placed acupuncture points on Lu Sinan's body, and then dug Lu Sinan out of the hole. Lu Sinan was so depressed that he burst into tears in his heart——Lao Tzu's plan had no loopholes, and the fault was that Lao Tzu's speed was too slow! ! !If you slipped faster, you would not receive such inhuman treatment!

Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, just when Gu Chuan broke off a large piece of rough wood from the carriage, the noisy Ah Jiu finally appeared.

"You, you, you...don't hit my lord!!!!" Holding a small dumpling that came out of nowhere, Ah Jiu howled loudly, "You want to hit my lord, Pass me first!"

——I can't see that Ah Jiu is quite reliable at critical moments.

Lu Sinan was slightly moved in his heart, but the muscles on his face stiffened in the next moment.

I saw that Ah Jiu threw the little boy who was only four or five years old in his hands like a shot put, and shouted in his mouth: "Go - Ah Xiao!"

Go—Ah Xiao—Go—Pikachu!

This, what is this for! ! !How can children be used as Pokemon casually, so they are not afraid to use it to death! !

However, an unscientific scene appeared. In midair, the little boy spread out a pair of pure little wings (...), like the pea shooter in Plants vs. Zombies, spit out a A plump pearl was aimed at Gu Chuan, and hit Gu Chuan on the face.

Lu Sinan got the truth, this... there is no need to ask, it must be the doll of Susu's family!

——The cow said, what I drank was water, and what I squeezed out was milk; the son of the Susu family said, what I drank was water, and what I spewed out were pearls...

The cow must also cry in shame, and even hit the wall and die in shame!

I have to admit, Ah Xiao is really better than blue, even better than Susu, tears turning into pearls is weaker than saliva turning into pearls!

In fact, Ah Jiu was stunned by Ah Xiao's ability.He only knew that Ah Xiao had the ability to fight against Gu Chuan, but he couldn't imagine that Ah Xiao's ability was so heaven-defying.

Almost at the same second that Ah Xiao showed his power, Ah Jiu's eyes turned into pink hearts when he looked at Ah Xiao.Love is so wonderful, often just a short moment, it can capture your heart, grab your soul, and make you nowhere to escape!

Nothing, place, can, escape! ! !

Gu Chuan was sprayed so bloody that he was stunned.Just when he was in a daze, a black shadow flew out from above Xue Bin's mansion, and the black shadow kicked Gu Chuan in the face, kicking Gu Chuan into the air——

Gu Chuan: "..." How the hell did I provoke someone! ! !

The black shadow stood still, and hurried to Lu Sinan's side to help Lu Sinan untie the acupuncture point.Just now she heard the noise outside the mansion, and she felt worried, but unexpectedly when she came out, she saw Lu Sinan lying motionless on the ground, and in a hurry, she hit Gu Chuan.

——Why was it Gu Chuan who beat him up instead of Ah Jiu?

Shen Cheng said that it was dark in the middle of the night, and wearing white clothes was really conspicuous... She saw Gu Chuan at the first sight, who else would she beat if she didn't beat him? !

Gu Chuan was so angry at being kicked that his heart started to grow evil, and while Deep Orange was releasing Lu Sinan's acupuncture point, under the bombardment of pearl shells, he firmly lunged, squatted down, and crossed his hands in front of his chest ——

Movement—sense—light—wave—biubiubiu(...)——

The powerful internal force turned into dazzling light energy and attacked Deep Orange. No matter how fast the speed was, Deep Orange couldn't beat the light energy. After all, he couldn't escape the fatal blow, and fell backwards with his eyes wide open.Come to this nonsense world, no matter what, it cannot be understood by a good citizen like Deep Orange ￣□￣｜｜

As Deep Orange was knocked down, the internal energy in Gu Chuan's body was exhausted to the very last.He withdrew his hand but couldn't hold Ah Xiao's attack any longer. He covered his head and fell to the ground in frustration due to loss of strength.

After an incense stick of time, Lu Sinan and Ajiu successfully tied up Gu Chuan and Gangping, while Deep Orange, whose life and death were unknown, was treated like a VIP and put into the carriage very gently.

The author has something to say: popular science~~

Stick punishment means stake punishment.

There is no record of using this kind of punishment in official history, but it is mentioned in Jin Yong's novel "Xia Ke Xing", and he even gave this kind of torture a good name "opening the mouth to laugh".