When Tucao Man crosses over to Mary Suvin

Lu Sinan couldn't help but looked at him again, and asked, "Xiang Xiu? Can you tell me about your past experiences?"

Lu Sinan tried to figure out the depth of Xiang Xiu. He had to be cautious about the male supporting role in "Colorful Susu", otherwise he would easily get himself into big trouble.

When Xiang Xiu heard this question, he seemed to be in grief, his eyebrows drooped slightly, and he said: "I was an orphan since I was a child, and my parents died..."

Lu Sinan said "hehe" in his heart, such a vulgar background...

"I was raised by my master. I have two senior brothers and one senior sister. I am ranked fourth, and I am called 'Xiang Si'. Xiang Si, lovesickness... Maybe it is destined that I will be in love with a peerless beauty, and In the endless wilderness of time, I met you. I didn’t take a step too early, and I didn’t take a step too late. From then on, I was doomed to be entangled for a lifetime. You were like a fire in that winter. The blazing flame burned me. Your big eyes, Bright and twinkling, like a star in the sky, the brightest one..."

Lu Sinan really wanted to wipe his face, but because his hands were tied, he could only continue to be tortured by this Qiong Yao version of Xiang Xiu.Item [-]... is simply "wanting to die", okay? !Too much slander to Eileen Chang, even "A Fire in Winter" has been messed up, the world of "Colorful Susu" can be a little more chaotic!

And Xiaobing on the side woke up at some point, looked at the live version of the confession, almost swallowed himself in surprise, and hurriedly said: "Man three, man three, hurry up and reject the courtship of man five! What the hell, the system director sent you here to have a life-and-death relationship with the heroine, how could you hook up with each other and rob the heroine's love? If you dare to do this again, I will kick you out... ...."

Lu Sinan pursed his lips, lowered his eyes and said to Xiang Xiu: "You are fine... But I am a man after all, and you are also a man. We cannot be together. You should find a girl to know and love each other. …”

Xiang Xiu was surprised: "Girls? I'm not the same gender as them, how do we know each other and love each other?!"

Lu Sinan was speechless, how deformed is this child's mind...

Xiaobing covered her face in pain, and said: "This must be a system crash, Xiang Xiu is crazy... Anyway, male third, you can't fall, he seduced you, he's wrong, you must hold~~~~ I can’t promise him!!!”

It was impossible for Lu Sinan to agree to such a ridiculous request, so he changed the subject and told Xiang Xiu that he wanted to read a book for a while.While Xiang Xiu got up to pick up the book, Lu Sinan asked Xiaobing in a low voice: "The world of "Colorful Susu" is really strange, please tell me the plot carefully, so as not to encounter similar people in the future." trouble."

Xiaobing wobbled up from the bed, trying to recover from the blow just now, it floated in the air and said: "In this book, there are six men chasing one woman at the same time, and the ending is 5p, except for the third man and the first man who have their pigtails." Besides, the rest of the people survived~~~”

Lu Sinan couldn't help asking: "Is the leading man dead? It's just a meaty article, why is there a tragedy?!"

Xiaobing became angry: "Your sister's fleshy text! We are the purest Mary Suwen! How can you insult "Colorful Susu" with such sharp words? You dirty male third! From now on, you will give I'll shut up, listen carefully and let me sort out the relationship for you, if you are so stupid again next time and cause me to eat something I shouldn't eat, I will spit shit on your face!"

"You're getting better and better. You can spit out dog shit, and you can mass-produce it. It's always a face...a lady's business..." Lu Sinan murmured.

The ridiculed Xiaobing almost gritted her creamy teeth, and said bitterly: "Shut up your stinking mouth! Male first, male second, male third, etc. are arranged in order of appearance, and they all have a place in the heroine's heart! Male number one, Bingshan Gu Chuan, whose parents died when he was young, was fostered in the hostess' home. He and the hostess were childhood sweethearts and the only lover of the hostess. The second male, the loyal dog Yuan Gu, had been going out for fun as early as when the hostess disguised herself as a man. On the first morning, Yuan Gu met her once at the inn, but Yuan Gu was an assassin, so he had no entanglement with the heroine at that time. The third male, psychotic Lu Sinan, is the fourth prince of the Yunyu Dynasty, idle A vase, after seeing the hostess in the inn, it fell in love at first sight, and snatched the hostess back home regardless."

Lu Sinan was very disappointed with the story told by Xiaobing, and at this moment, Xiang Xiu came back with a book.Out of politeness, Lu Sinan reluctantly smiled to express his gratitude, but that slightly pale smile fell into Xiang Xiu's eyes, but aroused Xiang Xiu's boundless desire for protection.

Xiang Xiu hugged Lu Sinan tightly, and showed him the book page by page.However, Lu Sinan's thoughts were all on Xiaobing who was the narrator, and Xiaobing continued: "Later, the male second assassinated the male third but failed, and fell into the female lead's room covered in blood. The hostess was rescued. When the hostess had a child with the male third, the third male thought the child belonged to the second male, and in a fit of rage drove the hostess out. The second male escorted the female victim who was raped all the way. Lord, while resting in the inn, I met the fourth male, the evil and charming Xue Bin. Xue Bin gave the female lead aphrodisiacs, but unfortunately, Xue Bin disappeared after the two of them had a good night."

Lu Sinan showed an expression of "I guessed it", Shenma Chun. Yaojun, Shenma's parents died, all the tricks that should be there.Especially the "inn" friends who are frequently on the list are really hardworking. "Colorful Susu" really should pay them overtime pay!

"And the heroine is not suitable for this kind of thing because she is pregnant, so when the second male lead found out about the heroine the next day, the heroine was already pale and her fetal image was unstable. So, male number five, gentle Xiang Xiang In the show, when the genius doctor was treating the heroine, he had a secret love affair with the heroine, and the night before the heroine recovered and was ready to go home...finally had a good time with the miracle doctor."

Lu Sinan couldn't help coughing twice, ouch, is this still called Chun Jiewen?

Xiaobing was interrupted by the coughing sound, her expression was not very good, and she gave Lu Sinan a hard look.But Lu Sinan didn't have the time to pay attention to Xiaobing's winking eyes anymore, because after hearing Lu Sinan's cough, the genius doctor Xiang Xiu untied Lu Sinan's shirt on his own initiative, and consciously put his ear It was pasted on Lu Sinan's fair chest, and it was euphemistically called "Listen to the noise in the chest cavity".

However, everyone knows that this is eating tofu, right? !Xiang Xiu, you can make it more obvious and arrogant!

Lu Sinan, who was restrained all over and couldn't move, couldn't resist, let alone scold him for being a hooligan like a woman, so he had to be dumb and eat Coptis chinensis, and he didn't talk about his suffering.And Xiaobing couldn't help screaming at the side: "Ah-ah-ah-I can't do it!!!"

Lu Sinan only saw Xiaobing spun twice in the air, and when it stopped, it had turned into a strawberry-flavored sundae.Where, Strawberry Jam Equals Nosebleed…

Lu Sinan remained silent, and after a while, he held back his anger and said, "Listen to it, there is no problem at all."

Xiang Xiu raised her head, her delicate eyebrows were tainted with amorous feelings, and said with a smile: "Well, my heart is beating a little fast, are you shy?"

After finishing speaking, Xiang Xiu's hand squeezed Lu Sinan's waist.

Lu Sinan's face turned black completely: "Have you made enough trouble? Let go of me!"

Xiang Xiu laughed, and cheekily rubbed Lu Sinan's neck, just when he was about to continue to be presumptuous, there was a knock on the door.

"My lord, the trap you set up has already been stepped on, is it going according to the original plan?" A lazy voice sounded.

Xiang Xiu couldn't help asking in a low voice: "What plan did you... make?"

Lu Sinan is a time traveler, so naturally he doesn't know what they are referring to.He glanced at Xiaobing with pleading eyes, but since Xiaobing was sent here after the death of the original owner, he was not very clear about the things in the world of "Colorful Susu" that were not recorded in the book.

After asking for help in vain, Lu Sinan also replied to Xiang Xiu in a low voice: "You put on my clothes first, and promise not to continue doing such inexplicable things, and then I will tell you the truth."

Xiang Xiu reluctantly said "Yes" and agreed.After Lu Sinan saw this, he loudly reprimanded outside: "What plan or not? Do whatever you like. I'm sleeping soundly, my lord. If you don't want to disturb me, be careful of your life! Get out!!!"

The guard outside who reported the matter raised his eyebrows slightly, ah, the prince is very arrogant!

With a gloomy expression, he gave a few taels of silver to the boy outside the door, and asked, "What's wrong with your lord today? He's full of evil fire."

The boy said with a blushing face, "This... I told you, don't tell anyone! The one who was watching outside the door just now, besides me, was a new boy, fourteen or fifteen years old. She looks very pretty... She said she went in to clean up the dishes, but she went in for a long time and didn't come out. Just now there was a strange sound in the room. You know, people are When doing that kind of thing, I don't like people to disturb me..."

The guard nodded thoughtfully, this prince is even more absurd than in the legend!In the daytime, prostitution, or something, can actually do it...

This guard was none other than Xue Bin who was about to steal the Luomei knife.Commonly known as "Evil and Charming Man Four".

In the room, Xiang Xiu kept her word, gathered Lu Sinan's clothes, and said with a smile: "You mean, there is no plan at all?"

The smile was a bit sinister, and Lu Sinan couldn't help but want to shrink his neck, and said: "It's fine if you don't believe me, anyway, I don't remember, maybe someone under me made a plan for me... It's just me I just don't know. Now my life is in your hands, and if I annoy you, I have no benefit at all. I'm not so stupid as to try to provoke you and make myself unhappy. "

Xiang Xiu said in a deep voice: "You are mine, and I won't kill you if you do something wrong. However, in order to prevent you from doing wrong things, I will never bother you when it's time to train you. …”

Lu Sinan restrained the urge to roll his eyes, peat!Xiang Xiu's grandma's whole pervert, okay? !The gentle man... is basically a patient with split personality, talkative for a while, pornographic for a while... going crazy!

Seeing Lu Sinan's silence, Xiang Xiu felt pity in her heart again, the frost in her eyes gradually decreased a little, and in a blink of an eye, she returned to her gentle and jade-like appearance, patted Lu Sinan's shoulder, and said: "You are here Wait for me here for a while, I'll go outside to have a look, and I'll come back to accompany you later, don't be afraid."

The corner of Lu Sinan's mouth twitched, my God, this precocious feeling is really weird!At Xiang Xiu's age, he is a junior high school student in modern times, but he can still say "don't be afraid" to himself, who is in his 20s, with a full face of kindness... It's really subversive!