When Tucao Man crosses over to Mary Suvin

Chapter 45 Goats into the Tiger's Mouth

It was Xiang Xiu who was the first to lose her composure, and said provocatively, "I haven't seen you for a few years, you are still as savage and obnoxious as before. Have you ever heard that a good dog doesn't get in the way? I don't want Lu Sinan to die of poison." If so, give way obediently!"

Xie Wei didn't like this, but said quite disgustingly: "I didn't block your way, you are powerless to get in, right? If you don't want Lu Sinan to die of poison, just hand him over to me obediently. You are not the only one who can see a doctor in this world!"

Hearing this, Xiang Xiu raised her eyebrows arrogantly, and said with a sneer, "There are many people who can see a doctor, but I, Xiang Xiu, am the only one who can be called a miracle doctor! Five years ago, my heart softened." I fell into your trick, and now you want me to give up on my own initiative, that would be tantamount to nonsense!"

Xie Wei was also very tough, refused to give in, and continued to attack with verbal swords and swords. The two talked to each other, arguing in full swing, completely forgetting how bad Lu Sinan was, who was poisoned by the centipede and almost died. good.

It is often said that when a woman starts a war of words, she turns into a cannonball, beeping and beeping non-stop.But if men participate in the war of words, it is truly terrifying. They will become super Saiyan cannons in the cannon, and they will not stop until you are blasted to blood!

Lu Sinan couldn't help having a headache, and glanced at the people beside him. Sure enough, even Susu became normal from the nympho look, and the other people looked at these two guys who had taken the wrong medicine with a look of boredom. Crooked.Although these two bums were very unsatisfactory, Xiang Xiu was the one who made the soles of his shoes fly. He talked almost twice as much as Xie Wei.

"In short, today I would rather let him die in front of me like this than let you save him! You little bastard has evil intentions and caused me to be separated from Sisi for five years. Don't forget the old love, and travel thousands of miles to meet me, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to see him again today." Xiang Xiu casually spat out another mine, which caused Lu Sinan to almost jump off his back.

What is this bastard talking about? !Return my innocence! !

Lu Sinan immediately struggled a few times on Xiang Xiu's body, expressing resistance, he didn't forget his old love for Xiang Xiu, this is a complete lie!Xiaowei don't believe him! !

However, due to the great difference in the strength of the enemy and the enemy, Lu Sinan's riot was finally quelled by Xiang Xiu's butt attack, and it happened that Xiang Xiu's movements were not very large, so it fell into Xie Wei's eyes. The nature is no different from that of a young couple showing affection.

This is simply unbearable!Xie Wei looked deeply at Lu Sinan, but saw that Lu Sinan didn't look at him at all, and he couldn't help feeling a dull pain in his heart - he stayed up all night to practice the damn Tianshan Shadowless Kick, but Lu Sinan ran to meet his adulterer, These two people, you and me, are very romantic and happy.In comparison, I am a big joke!

He took Lu Sinan so seriously, but how did Lu Sinan get rid of himself?hateful!Didn't he just kick a piece of rotten wood?He was going to threaten to sever the relationship between father and son with him, and never communicate with each other...

Lu Sinan simply dislikes him for being young, but can't being young satisfy you? !You are a dissatisfied, flirtatious thing... After all these years, it turns out that your erratic and promiscuous temperament has not changed at all!

It turns out that I ran out today because I couldn't bear the loneliness?

Hmph, the heavens really have eyes, let you, an unscrupulous guy, fail to have an affair, and instead get seriously injured.

Since God is helping me, I'm sorry if I don't abuse you and stage your favorite scene of falling in love and killing each other!

Xie Wei suddenly pulled out the sword in his hand, and threatened to say to Xiang Xiu: "What a coincidence, the two of us finally reached a consensus for the first time tonight, yes, today I also would rather he die in front of me like this than let him die like this." You go and save him!"

Hearing this, Xiang Xiu was almost on the verge of madness, and yelled, "Get out of your fucking repeater, I told you not to speak like me again! Why are you ashamed to steal my famous quotes over and over again? !!!”

Q: All the low-quality repeaters have been messed up, what else is there to mess with?Can rescue be effective now?

A: Let me smile meaningfully first, oh hehehe~~~ The system director seems to have failed in another mission... This crumbling world should have been left to fend for itself long ago!

When the camera returns to the present, Xiang Xiu is like a crazy little white horse, rushing towards Xie Wei recklessly, but he forgot that he is surrounded by Qimen Dunjia. I suffered a lot.Not only did he not cut Xie Wei, but he scarred himself.

Seeing this, Xie Wei smiled slightly, instead of attacking first in battle, he recharged his energy and stored up his energy to deal with the tired enemy who came from afar.It doesn't take a single soldier to beat the enemy to pieces, that's great!

At this time, Xiang Xiu's white clothes were stained with a lot of blood, and he became quite embarrassed, but even so, he still put Lu Sinan on the ground with great pity, his eyes were so gentle that he could drown in water.

Even though he had suffered so much just now, Xiang Xiu still took all the attacks on her, and she managed not to hurt Lu Sinan in the slightest.

It's really... a knife mouth, a tofu heart.He kept saying that he would rather Lu Sinan die, but when it came to reality, he couldn't bear to let Lu Sinan suffer even the slightest harm.

Seeing this, Lu Sinan was suddenly a little moved, and said with a bit of pouting, "I'm sorry, I have troubled you."

Xiang Xiu shook her head, her gaze was firm and she said: "I haven't taken good care of you these past few years, if I don't protect you from the wind and rain today, Xiu is too unqualified for a man!"

Lu Sinan twitched the corners of his mouth, why did he feel like he had turned into a soft girl?I need someone to protect me... Orz... my self-esteem as a man has really been shattered... what should I do, my lord? !Whether to crash into a tree or pretend not to hear anything is a question worth thinking about.

But Xiang Xiu thought that Lu Sinan was so moved that he couldn't speak, and the arc of his mouth deepened slightly, hahaha, it turns out that bitter tricks are really a unique skill in the world! ! !

It seems that in the first round, Xiang Xiu vs Xie Wei, Xiang Xiu won! !

Don't be too romantic about heroes sacrificing their lives to save beauty! ! ! !

Seeing this, Xie Wei couldn't help but his veins twitched. He clenched the sword in his hand, and under Xiaobing's guidance, he rushed to Xiang Xiu's body in two or three steps, raised his sword and stabbed at him. Hong, who is as handsome as a dragon, if he hadn't worn such cheap underpants, he might have won the screams of the girls again and gained six tubes of nosebleeds.

Xiang Xiu was not a vegetarian either, the moment Xie Wei rushed over, he vigilantly parried, and for a while the two of them fought upside down and intolerable.However, due to strength issues, Xiang Xiu fell short and was stabbed in the thigh.

Xie Wei can't wait to kill Xiang Xiu, this guy has always been such an eyesore!

But the shocking thing is, before he raised his sword, the next moment even the little girl Bai Chun and Lu Sinan stopped him loudly: "Stop!"

After Lu Sinan finished speaking, he looked at Lian Baichun who was in tears.Let me go - when will I be able to compete with Xiao Bailian for the Madonna scene?This is getting worse and worse!It seems that it is better for me to keep silent tonight, let Xiao Bailian rub against her son, maybe it won't be long before a beautiful flower of love blooms.

I saw Lian Baichun wiping away tears, crying until the pear blossoms rained and said: "Master Taishan, why do you bother to force Dr. Xiang? Don't you know what it means to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately? Don't you know what it is? Is saving a life better than building a seven-level pagoda? Don't you know... ah—”

Lian Baichun suddenly screamed and rushed to the street.

And Xie Wei, who rushed to Lian Baichun and stabbed him, wiped the blood on the girl's clothes with a cold face, and said in a cold tone: "When the big man is engaged in a life-and-death duel, it is best for the small man not to intervene." , otherwise you will be the first to feed the knife!"

Lu Sinan was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth. This Xie Wei... I don't know since when, he actually became like that old bastard Yuan Tong who killed people at will!Although Lian Baichun still seems to be breathing, but the son treats other girls like this, the spark of love is completely impossible...

This scoundrel!

Lu Sinan was furious, and asked: "Do you still have grace?! Why do you want to hurt girls?!"

Xie Wei looked at his sword casually, and asked, "Then do you know why Lao Tzu founded the Taoist school?"

Lu Sinan let out an "eh" and said, "This..." Bastard, why did you suddenly switch to this topic?

Xie Wei took a look at Lu Sinan, walked up to Lu Sinan, and said loudly: "Because...I am willing! Can you control it?!"

After speaking, no matter what Lu Sinan's expression was, Xie Wei hugged Lu Sinan without authorization, and after a few teleports, he left this place of right and wrong, leaving Xiang Xiu and Lian Baichun bleeding.

Sometimes, we have to admit, it's a pretty cruel world.Most of the time, where you fall, you have to lie on your stomach, and the so-called "stand up" is just a beautiful legend.Therefore, even though Xiang Xiu behaved like a good man, but with a broken leg, he had no choice but to let the bastard Xie Wei embrace the beauty.

in a hurry?stare? No, no, no~~~ Let's stop the bleeding first, Comrade Xiuyoumei!Your legs are too soft, your legs are too soft, you can only cry until dawn alone, falling in love is always easy, getting along is too difficult~~~~ It’s not yours, so don’t force yourself......

When the poor Xiang Xiu was singing "The Legs Are Too Soft", Xie Wei had already stripped Lu Sinan clean and threw it into a bucket to soak.Lu Sinan was still angry that Xie Wei didn't give him face and openly resisted his will in front of everyone, but Xie Wei just lowered his eyes and didn't speak.

He won't apologize because he is still waiting for Lu Sinan to apologize to him.

However, could Lu Sinan bow his head?In other words, does Lu Sinan have the consciousness to admit his mistakes?The answer is of course no. Now he is only thinking about how to teach Xie Wei so that Xie Wei can change his recent bad temper.

After thinking for a long time, Lu Sinan had an idea and said, "When you were young, I taught you to recite a poem. That poem was said by Liu Bei when he was teaching his son during the Three Kingdoms period. Do you remember what it was?"

Xie Wei hated Lu Sinan's preaching the most, he thought about it for a while, and said casually: "Brothers are like siblings, uh...fathers are like clothes."

Lu Sinan was very angry: "Who taught you such a mess? Why did I work so hard to raise you, and you can only be used as clothes in the end?! What I want you to say is 'Don't be evil because it's small. In other words, don’t take the good as small and not do it’!”

Xie Wei made two perfunctory "hmmmm" and only washed Lu Sinan wholeheartedly.However, the more he washed his face, the uglier his face became. In the end, he couldn't bear it any longer. Pointing to the centipede bite on Lu Sinan's body, he asked in a bad tone, "Who did this?!"

Lu Sinan looked at the slightly purple wounds on his body, and suddenly thought that he was still suffering from severe poison (heavy fog), so he couldn't help but panic and said: "It's broken, it's broken, if this centipede poison is not released, I will be miserable. Hurry up!" Call Xiaobing!"

Lu Sinan doesn't want to be bitten to death by a few centipedes, and when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he will cross over inexplicably and become a centipede man or something... He doesn't want to save mankind, save the earth, he has no love at all !

Xie Wei immediately changed his face when he heard this, and said in a cold tone, "What are you calling Xiaobing for? Do you still think that you haven't cheated enough? Even Xiaobing didn't forget to seduce you, it's really insane .”

frenzied?This... is this talking about me?Seduce Xiaobing, this...are you talking about me?

Lu Sinan couldn't believe it, but Xie Wei didn't care how innocent Lu Sinan was, he just stretched out his hand and hugged him out of the bathtub, and then laid the naked Lu Sinan on the bed, although Lu Sinan was very unhappy, But due to the double-layer attack of cartilage powder and centipede poison, he can only be manipulated by others now.

Xie Wei said to Lu Sinan in an ambiguous tone: "Isn't there just a little poison on you? I'll help you suck it out, and everything will be fine. Don't worry, with me around, it's not so easy for you to want to die."

Lu Sinan was shocked, and just about to say something, he saw Xie Wei leaning over, buried his head in a teasing kiss on his collarbone, Lu Sinan wanted to refuse, but saw Xie Wei change the kiss to suck.

The embarrassing sound of sucking made Lu Sinan's face flush immediately. If he remembered correctly, he had centipede bites on his chest, spine and thighs!According to Xie Wei's suction method, several wounds were sucked down, it would be strange if he didn't set up a tent...

God knows, I'd rather masturbate alone for the rest of my life than be made unbearable by Xiao Wei... Where is the dignity of the parents? !

Xie Wei saw that Lu Sinan was nervous, so he wanted to imitate the literati in the "Anthology of Love Poems" that Xiaobing gave him, and say a few touching words of love to ease the atmosphere.He stroked Lu Sinan's blue hair lightly, and said in a gentle tone as much as possible: "I am so haggard because of Yixiao...well, the belt...well, take off your clothes and take them off." not regret."

After saying that, Xie Wei raised his eyebrows and proudly kissed Lu Sinan's lips.

The author has something to say:

The body is still not feeling well, so today’s update is late, but the weight is still very good.

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