When Tucao Man crosses over to Mary Suvin

And the first step of Xiaoice's anti-pit system director is very clear, it has to form a group with Lu Sinan!Xiaobing understands that the greater Lu Sinan's strength, the more effective the attack on the system director will be.And if you want to make Lu Sinan, a weak little chicken, stronger, the quickest way is to snatch the golden finger from "Colorful Susu" to Lu Sinan.

Originally, Crescent Moon Mountain was the site of the Ghost Shadow Sect, but since the entire Ghost Shadow Sect disappeared from the rivers and lakes ten years ago, this place became a mountain without an owner.But now, except for the core personnel of the Ghost Shadow Sect, no one knows where the thousands of treasures and countless secret books in the sect are placed.But there are always exceptions to everything. For example, management personnel like Xiaobing know where the secret realm of Ghost Shadow Sect is.

Lu Sinan took a good bath for Xie Wei, while Xiaobing immediately flew over to heal Xie Wei's wound.It was busy flying up and down, and it took a long time to heal the inflamed wound on Xie Wei's body, but he was too tired to even fly.

Xiaobing lay softly on the lawn and looked at the sky, and said slightly sadly: "Sisi, let me tell you some bad news... When I checked Xie Wei's body just now, I found that His head appears to have been badly wounded..."

Lu Sinan was taken aback, his head hurt?Do you want to be so bloody?Shouldn't you be playing amnesia again? !However, it's not a big deal if he lost his memory. Anyway, he is still young, and the relationship between father and son can be re-cultivated.

However, the facts were far from what Lu Sinan had guessed. When Lu Sinan was busy all morning, after taking a shower, drying his clothes, and even caught a small fish, he took out its internal organs and swallowed it all with Xiaobing's mournful expression. After dying, Xie Wei still showed no sign of waking up.

Now Lu Sinan couldn't calm down anymore, if Xiao Wei became a vegetable because of this, he would feel guilty to death.When Lu Sinan was very anxious, Xiaobing leaned weakly on his shoulder and comforted him: "The Crescent Moon Mountain is not too big, and it is not too small. If you make up your mind to take Xiaowei out of the mountain to see a doctor, It takes at least four or five days to walk, which may delay his illness. Fortunately, there is a secret place in the mountain, which contains many medical books. You might as well take Xie Wei to that secret place. I can refer to the medical books to treat him. Don’t worry. , the old man Yuan Tong still doesn't know the existence of that secret realm, we will be safe."

Xiaobing has become so educated and reasonable, which made Lu Sinan feel uncomfortable. What is the matter with this bitter feeling?Lu Sinan patted Xiaobing's paws in his heart, and comforted him: "You will grow wiser if you eat a ditch. Next time you want to marry someone, be smarter. Okay, don't be depressed, when we get to the secret place and settle down , I'll cook something delicious for you!"

Lu Sinan embarked on a treasure hunt with the unconscious Xie Wei on his back.But it was the first time he met Goldfinger after time travel, but he couldn't arouse the slightest sense of enthusiasm in his heart, he just felt that the road ahead was boundless and my life was difficult.

Fortunately, the secret place is not difficult to find, and Lu Sinan stopped after walking for a long time.Xiaobing introduced with a look of relief: "This golden finger should have belonged to Xue Bin. Let's rush to occupy it for a while. As long as we come out of the secret realm before winter five years later, we won't have any direct contact with Xue Bin." .”

Lu Sinan looked at Xiaobing's expression of "I'm so happy to have taken advantage" speechlessly, and suddenly put down Xie Wei, and knelt down with a thud, with a gloomy and gloomy expression on his face.But Xiaobing urged puzzledly: "Sisi, why are you hesitating, jump off the cliff quickly!"

Lu Sinan looked at the cloud-shrouded cliff under his feet, and couldn't help swallowing, Xiaobing, don't you think it's too weird to jump off the cliff with this tone of grabbing bread?Are you really here to help the young master, instead of being sent by the system director to silence him?Is it really okay for me to jump down like this?

Xiaobing saw that Lu Sinan was hesitating, and couldn't help but said: "If you are afraid, then don't jump, but don't wait until Xue Bin learns the magic skill and accompany the heroine to kill you, then you will regret it."

Lu Sinan shook his head and said, "I'm not worried about this... just jumping down, wouldn't it be a terrible fall?"

Xiao Bing spread his hands and said, "I don't know about this. The book says that Xue Bin gritted his teeth and jumped down, with the wind blowing in his ears. When he woke up again, he found himself lying on the ground unharmed... ...."

Lu Sinan chuckled twice. Only Mary Su Wen could write such an unscientific sentence!fall!There is no credibility at all!

I am still the bright spot in recruiting, so hurry up and leave!

Lu Sinan couldn't help casting his eyes on Xie Wei's thin body, but after seeing his son's fragile appearance, he finally couldn't bear to let such a small child suffer more, and finally hugged Xie Wei as if he was dying. , muttering: "Mao Taizu of the Celestial Dynasty, give me strength!!!!"

Grandpa Mao's mysterious smile on the pink ticket gradually appeared in Lu Sinan's mind. He couldn't help but feel that his legs weren't so soft anymore, and his confidence seemed to be a lot stronger. Then his heart swelled, his eyes closed, Jump and fall off the cliff!

The whole action is done in one go, without any sloppiness!pretty! ![-] points! ! !

However, the person involved, Lu, was almost scared to death. For a while, he felt that there was wind in his ears, and just about to open his throat to howl loudly, he felt...fucking feet hurt so much!Butt hurts too!The whole person is going to be abolished! ! !

Huh?Wait, feet hurt?Hip pain?Could it be that he landed? ?

Lu Sinan was stunned for a moment, and found that he was really sitting on the ground in embarrassment!He looked up at the sky and found that the fog here was so thick that he couldn't see far at all.And judging by the time it took for him to fall for less than two seconds, this so-called cliff can be three meters high...

In other words, everything is just a hoax. The world of Colorful Susu is just for people to play with, right?

Hehe, hehe, hehe...why do I feel irritable all of a sudden?How should this strong cheating feeling be... swollen? !

Lu Sinan complained endlessly, but apart from a sprained foot, he really had no major disasters, and Lu Sinan was very satisfied with this.Then, under the leadership of Xiaobing, Lu Sinan limped into the long-awaited secret realm.

Since Xiaoice itself is a cheating tool, although it does not appear to be very powerful at ordinary times, it has become much more useful at this time.The Qimen Dunjia set up by the members of the Ghost Shadow Sect is simply a small case in front of it. Could it be that Xiaobing leaked his domineering side for a while, and was invincible all the way, successfully bringing the two of Lu Xie into the core of the secret realm.

Lu Sinan was full of longing at first, but soon he realized how stupid he was... He should have given up any expectations for this world long ago, okay?Why are you still being deceived again and again? Here, there is no such thing as the most cheating, only more cheating!

Cangjing Pavilion - there are indeed many books, but there are more rats and bugs!Many of them were bitten by rats and turned into fragments, which is really annoying!And when walking on the ground of the Sutra Pavilion, you have to be careful, so as not to step on the old, dry and hard mice...

Weapons room - there seems to be no valuable weapons, and the weapons lying crookedly on the shelves are either rotten or rusted so unbearably rusted... How poor is this Ghost Shadow Sect? !

Treasure box—that legendary thing, why did I search the entire tattered secret realm and couldn’t find it... Well, I’m resigned to my fate...

It's just that there isn't even a bed to sleep in in this crappy place?Do I really want to live in this dilapidated place until Xiao Wei recovers? ! !

Xiaobing saw that Lu Sinan was in a depressed mood, and comforted Wei Wei with a guilty conscience: "Actually, this place is quite good, you see how spicy the spider silk is, you can use it as a quilt if you tear it off, so you won't be afraid of the cold when you sleep... ..."

Lu Sinan was unable to support his forehead, so he went out for a walk from this cruel house. Fortunately, there was a large medicinal field behind this dilapidated house. Although it had been left unattended for ten years, these medicinal herbs grew vigorously. The words should be enough.To the south of the medicine field is a fruit forest, where you can usually hunt sparrows and catch rabbits to eat in the forest. There is also a clear spring in the fruit forest, where you can catch small fish and eat fresh fish in spring, summer and autumn.

In the days that followed, Xiaobing flew around Xie Wei with a broken medical book every day, going out to collect herbs and fruits from time to time.And Lu Sinan became a coolie, thinking of ways to cook, clean, add furniture every day...

A lofty court essay has turned into a semi-primitive farming essay in this way!

In the first few days, Xiao Wei spent most of the time in a coma. After finally waking up completely, he found that he was inexplicably blind in both eyes.For this reason, Xie Wei secretly cried for a long time, but it was a blessing in disguise. From then on, in order to prevent Xiao Wei from being glassy, ​​Lu Sinan paid a lot of attention to Xie Wei.

It is often said that people who cannot see can hear surprisingly well.So after a month or so, things became miraculous. Xie Wei could feel Xiaobing's existence, and he also found the root cause of Lu Sinan's deep well disease.

Lu Sinan's explanation for this is that Xiaobing is his good friend since he was a child. He comes from outer space and has the ability to see.And Xiaobing, who was upgraded to an alien, was extremely proud, and he cooperated very well in not telling Xie Wei the secrets of the world of "Colorful Susu".

Fortunately, Xie Wei's blindness was expected by Xiaoice. It clearly stated that Xie Wei was a sequela of a head injury. As long as the blood congestion in the brain was removed, he would be able to return to normal.However, this unreliable ice cream's medical skills were mediocre, and it was not until the third year that Xie Wei could slightly see the blurred outlines of things, which was comparable to the current high myopia.

And in the early spring of the fourth year, Xiaobing finally achieved great medical skills, and confidently performed a major operation for Xie Wei.In the end, no need to ask, it must have ended in failure again. Not only is Xie Wei still highly myopic, but he has also been unable to see the sun since then, and has become a vampire.

However, Xie Wei has long been tossed by Xiaobing to the point where he has no hope of recovering his eyesight. After knowing the sad news, he didn't feel sad anymore, but still kept practicing kung fu calmly.It's not that he has made no progress over the years, because Lu Sinan often reads martial arts cheats to himself when he has nothing to do, and Xie Wei silently keeps these sentences in his heart. Whenever Lu Sinan is not around, he will try his best to play Kungfu with swords and swords is much higher than it was five years ago.

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