Kitten Care Guide

Meow ~

Su Li thought that he really had to learn to get along with Shen Zuoyi like a human being.

He was a cat for a year, but he had been a human for 28 years before that.

A momentary escape may make him feel at ease, hiding in the kitten's shell and playing with Shen Zuo, just like every day when he was just a kitten, but since he has the ability to turn back into a human, then He definitely won't leave it unused, and if he tries again later, it will only make the atmosphere between him and Shen Zuo more awkward.

Su Li thought about it, and it was probably a hundred times more embarrassing than the embarrassment these days!

Just thinking about it, the kitten lying on the pillow covered its face with its paws, rolled twice on the bed, and rolled half of its body into the quilt.

It seemed to think of something again, its two hind paws tensed up, and after kicking its legs twice, it got into the bed all at once, and this time it was completely motionless.

It’s okay, it’s okay, Shen Zuo said that if you feel a little uncomfortable, you can turn into a kitten first.

So when he was eating, he couldn't help but turned back into a kitten again, so he squatted in the pile of clothes on the stool, looked at Shen Zuo in a daze, and cleaned up the dining table by himself.

Su Li turned over again under the blanket, "meow meow" annoyedly.

He ate so much, how could Shen Zuo clean it up by himself?

No polite person can do such a thing, it's really bad to eat without work!

But if Su Li wants to change back again, he still has to put on his clothes in front of Shen Zuo, wouldn't that be like a pervert?

So I couldn't be a polite person, but Su Li became a polite kitten, squatting there obediently to accompany Shen Zuo to clean up the table, meowing twice to tell him that he was still here.

However, sometimes when he saw something dirty that Shen Zuo didn't notice, he would go over and point it with his paws, forcing the accompanying kitten into a supervisor.

Thinking of this, Su Li kicked again in embarrassment.

It was also because of this that he ran so fast when he went upstairs just now, and he left Shen Zuo behind in a flash.

When Shen Zuo pushed open the door from the bathroom and came out, he saw the bulge rolling under the blanket, knowing that his little cat probably happened before the replay, so he could only roll to relieve his annoyance.

Shen Zuo smiled, pretending that he didn't see anything, opened the door, turned back to prepare things, and shouted: "Moon cake, come brush your teeth 1"

Su Li quickly poked his head out from the edge of the quilt, afraid that Shen Zuo would see his little action just now.

But Shen Zuo was nowhere to be seen at the door of the bathroom, only the sound of stools being moved and drawers being pulled inside.

Su Li: emmmmm, he probably didn't see it?

The little kitten that had rolled around in the bed got out, landed lightly, and ran towards the bathroom with small "da da da" steps. When it squatted beside Shen Zuo, the fur on its head was curled up in all directions.

Shen Zuo rubbed his head, patted the small bench in front of him: "Come on, brush your teeth first."

His movements were quite natural, as if Su Li had always been just a kitten and had never turned into a human in front of him.

Shen Zuo is the same whether he is towards kittens or towards people.

Su Li thought that he also had to learn from Shen Zuo's calmness, even if he hadn't been able to get so familiar with him in human form.

But at least the little kitty has to be the same as before, and can't make his shit shoveling officer sad.

So, the little kitten who figured it out shook its head, jumped on the small bench and sat down obediently, and opened its mouth actively and cooperatively: "Meow!"

The kitten is ready, you can start brushing the kitten's teeth.

After brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth, and when Shen Zuo wiped his mouth clean, Su Li jumped on Shen Zuo's legs to comb his hair again, his small movements were smooth and coherent, and he didn't seem to be as nervous as he was these days.

The little kitten lying on the cowhide mat raised its hands and feet when asked to raise it, and made Chen laugh with its legs upturned. After combing, it twirled and rolled around on it, and then stuck to Shen Zuo's stomach and stopped moving. .

Su Li: "Meow——"

Don't worry, I may be a little nervous when I'm human, but I will work harder!

And, when I was a kitten, I was still the same me before, I am super close to you!

How could the little cat have a relationship with his own shit-shoveling officer?

At least right now in this world, there is no one who values ​​him more than Shen Zuo!

Kittens are always the best with their own poop shovelers!

For the first time in these days, the slimy kitty hugged Shen Zuo's shoulders, instead of deliberately letting go.

The same slimy kitty as before, no matter how you look at it, it is painful.

Shen Zuo hugged him and stood up, patted his back and said, "Moon cakes are so cute."

It seems that Shen Zuo hasn't said such words as "the moon cake is really good" for a long time, because Su Li has already become the "moon cake teacher" in everyone's eyes, and no one will think that he is not good.

But I have to say that "Mooncake Teacher" has taken another milestone step today, and it can indeed be called "really good"!

Su Li leaned his head on his shoulder in embarrassment, and couldn't help grinning again.

Hey, why did you say that suddenly?It's because the cat is embarrassed.

Su Li: Ahahaha!

That night, Su Li even slept on Shen Zuo's chest.

Anyway, he is now proficient in mastering his own changes, and he doesn't have to worry about falling asleep and suddenly becoming embarrassing. Naturally, he wants to do whatever he wants.

The little cat talked to the shit shovel officer today, and wants to sleep next to the shit shovel officer!

It didn't take long for the kitten to fall asleep, with its limbs spread out and relaxed.

Shen Zuo looked at him, turned off the light and fell asleep.

Whether it is for Su Li or Shen Zuo, this is a very good start.

——When he woke up the next day, Su Li stretched his body and bumped his head directly on Shen Zuo's chin.

The kitten tilted its body like touching porcelain, leaning against his chest and "meowing" innocently.

The little cat hits its head and it hurts a bit, and it needs to be patted by the shit shoveler to get better.

One person and one cat lay there crooked for a while, and finally got up.

Su Li looked at the striped pajamas that were placed on the small sofa not far away, and jumped off the bed before Shen Zuo got out of bed, taking the lead in grabbing the bathroom.

Shen Zuo sat by the bed and watched the little yellow cat dragging his pajamas into the bathroom quickly, and found a pair of pants missing, jumped out again and snatched the pants away, and finally kicked on it with a "bang" The bathroom door.

This is Su Li's fulfillment of his inner declaration last night, and he has to gradually become familiar with using the human form to get along with Shen Zuo.

Su Li closed the bathroom door, turned into a human form with a blushing face, and then squatted there and began to dress himself.

Shen Zuo's clothes were still big, and Su Li had to clip them every time. When he packed up and stood up, he saw in the mirror that he was very similar to his previous self, but also somewhat different, so he stood there covering his face. for a while.

How to become a person is like being a thief?

How can a normal person be so embarrassing as a human being?

Su Li squatted on the ground again, thinking that if he lingered in the bathroom for a while and went out later, Shen Zuo shouldn't be angry... The big deal is that he was late for work today.

Anyway, Shen Zuo is the boss, if he is late, he will be late, and no one will care about him.

Su Li squatted there with this thought in mind, rubbing his hands to build himself mentally, and while doing this, he suddenly saw the cat litter box not far away.

Su Li: ".."

Kittens naturally use litter boxes, but Su Li can step on the toilet seat to meet his physical needs.

But he was afraid that Su Li would never forgive himself if he made a mistake and fell into it, so he has always been honest.

Zu Li didn't turn into a human very many times, and he would turn back soon after he changed, so he really hasn't used a human toilet to go to the toilet these days.

He looks over now and can still see the little heap he buried last night in the litter box.

According to his usual habits, he would get up and help him shovel shit, probably when he got up early to wash up.

When he was a kitten, Su Li felt that this was a perfectly normal thing. Which shit-shoveling officer doesn't need to shovel shit for his own kitten?

Of course, rich people can hire others to shovel shit, but Shen Zuo has always done it himself.

In the past, when Su Li thought of this, he would "meow meow" and praise Shen Zuo as the best shit-shoveling officer in the world, but now...

Su Li: At this time, there was a human being who suddenly didn't want to live.

Ahhhhh!

Of course the little kitty can ask others to help shovel the shit, but he, he is an individual, how can he do this?

Sure enough, there is still a huge gap that cannot be bridged between humans and kittens.

Su Li hesitated for a moment, went over to lock the door as if guilty of guilt, and then squatted down to the side of the litter box to shovel shit for himself.

At this time, when he thought about it again, he didn't know how Shen Zuo dealt with it before;

Holding the cat litter shovel, Su Li looked at the trash can next to him. He always felt that throwing it in would not be able to destroy the body, or else.. Throw it in the toilet and flush it away.

Su Li, who has amazing mobility, shoveled and rushed, quickly ecstatic with the traces of the "crime scene".

Su Li secretly made up his mind that he would get up 5 minutes early in the morning to shovel his shit.

But before Su Li could be happy for a while, he suddenly found...the toilet was blocked.

Su Li: ".."

Su Li stared at Writer Shen's high-end toilet in disbelief, why was it clogged?

Su Li was so nervous that he was about to vomit.

He pressed the flush button again in disbelief, but it didn't work.

Su Li had heard some jokes before, such as going to a boyfriend's house as a guest and clogging the toilet. He never thought that he would encounter such a thing...

Su Li continued to press the flush button dully, but it still had no effect except to wash away the cat litter.

Only then did he remember that the cat litter that Shen Zuo bought for him seemed to be made of bentonite, and there was a high probability that he couldn't flush the toilet because it would block the toilet.

Su Li: Haha!Are you not a high-end toilet?How could it be blocked so easily!

The innocent flushing of the toilet made Su Li's heart feel cold.

It was rare that he made up his mind to become a human being and get along well with Shen Zuo, but he had just taken the first step of trying and died in battle.

Kill me, right now!

Shen Zuo in the bedroom heard the sound of flushing water in the bathroom, and finally couldn't hold back and knocked on the door: "Moon cake, what's the matter?"

Su Li: ".."

If he doesn't speak now, Shen Zuo shouldn't be worried and kick the door in to see.

"Moon cake? What's the matter, you open the door first!" Shen Zuo was a little nervous, after all he couldn't hear his kitten's voice.

Su Li had no choice but to open the door.

Only then did he realize that the previous embarrassment was trivial, and the real embarrassment only started now.

Shen Zuo: "What's the matter? You haven't come out after staying for so long? Is it because your stomach hurts?"

Su Li: ".." If possible, he really didn't want Shen Zuo to go into the bathroom, but obviously, he had no way to deal with it himself.

So, Shen Zuo, who was tugged by Su Li's sleeve, took two steps in, and saw the cat litter shovel still thrown in the litter box, and the toilet filled with black-gray cat litter liquid.

Shen Zuo: ".."

He looked at Su Li beside him, the young man lowered his head bitterly, his face was redder than last night, his mouth was pursed, he didn't know whether he wanted to laugh or was embarrassed.

Looking at it this way, how could Shen Zuo not know what happened?

He pursed his lips and tried very hard to calm himself down, but he couldn't hold back his laughter in the end.

Su Li: ".."

Su Li: "Why are you laughing!"

Isn't he shameless?

After being a human being for 10 minutes, Su Li lost all face, let alone face.

In the next second, a little yellow cat fell to the ground, jumped on the bed quickly, buried its head in the quilt and began to shut itself off.

Shen Zuo coaxed him for a long time but couldn't come out.

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On this day, Shen Zuo didn't go to work, he contacted the property management to come over to connect the sewer, and wanted to wait at home.

And his cute little kitten huddled in the corner, facing the wall and thinking about it.

"Meow meow meow!"

Can't see me can't see me!The shame is that Su Li is not me!

The author says:

苏黎：为什么社死的总是我！感谢在2022-07-0121:07:09-2022-07-0213:25:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!