Kitten Care Guide

Meow meow meow

On this day, Su Li was finally carried home, literally.

Shen Zuo's two hands caught his arm from behind, and he just carried him down from the fifteenth floor, because he couldn't hug him at all.

The people in the president's office on the fifteenth floor saw the little yellow cat with two bee wings on its back struggling in Shen Zuo's hands. With a kick, it will break free, just like those brats who are caught by their parents.

Su Li: "Meow meow!!"

put me down!I can still dance!I can still dance!

Su Li, the cat in question, didn’t know about it, but his fans had already taken pictures of his sloppy appearance and sent them to their friends. The news spread widely, and new hot searches were rising: click to watch mooncakes The teacher flies the plane.

Doesn't this propeller shake and fly?

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10 minutes ago, from the entrance to the front of Shen Zuo, Su Li spun around his legs twice, twisted his buttocks and jumped onto his desk, twisting all the way from the left side of the desk to the right side. , and then stood in front of Shen Zuo's computer and performed a new show for him - "The Temptation of the Tail".

The kitten's tail is fluffy, it looks like a phantom when it swings fast, and it bumps its butt from time to time, not to mention how tempting it is.

Shen Zuo: ".."

Forgive him for still being unable to bear the thought of human-shaped moon cakes at this time, so he must not have the courage to dance around like this in front of him.

The neglected kitten hit Shen Zuo's face with its tail, and meowed dissatisfied: "Look at me!"Look at me!

Shen Zuo could only sit there and watch Su Li's performance intently, watching him jump so that the little bee wings on his back trembled "rustly", as if they were about to take off in place in the next second.

It has been a long time since I saw Moon Cake with such confident and calm eyes.

I didn't watch Long Live Mao's live broadcast just now, and I didn't know what happened. Shen Zuo thought that he could find some time to watch the recording.

Su Li came back in a hurry and was about to get off work. He just wanted to prevent Shen Zuo from coming to look for him after get off work, so it was better to act first.

but..

When Shen Zuo was packing up his things, Su Li was still dancing on the table, leaping across the computer from time to time, doing mid-air splits.

When Shen Zuo finished packing his things and asked him to come down, Su Li jumped and walked, standing up like a little ballerina, walking to the door with a "da da da" on tiptoe, circling gracefully.

When Shen Zuo was about to open the door, Su Li took Shen Zuo's leg as a steel pipe and pulled him around many times.

Shen Zuo: ".."

Confidence is a good thing, but isn't it so self-confident that you let yourself go a little bit?

Because of the embarrassment when he changed into a human, he became a little restrained even when he was with the kitten. Now, Shen Zuo can be sure that his face may have changed at this moment, and he has become a steel face, invulnerable.

Shen Zuo stood there without moving, looking at the little kitten that seemed to be shaking all the way, and said, "Moon cake, walk well."

Su Li: "Meow--"

The kitten can't understand anything, the kitten is always free, the kitten has no shame!Oye!

Then, he was caught by Shen Zuo.

Struggled all the way to the underground garage and didn't let it go.

Su Li: "Meow ow ow—"

Let go of me, I want to let go of myself!Cats will never be slaves!

"Snapped!"

As soon as the car door was closed, Su Li finally calmed down a bit.

With another "snap", Shen Zuo got up from the driver's seat and closed the car door as well.

Su Li: ".."

Well, how should I put it, there are only two people in this kind of confined space, even if they are as bold as a kitten, they can't help being a little cowardly.

These days, when Shen Zuo came to work again, he would not let the driver drive, and he would come by himself, just because he was afraid that Su Li's little secret would be leaked.

Su Li was wearing the little bee clothes, sitting in the passenger seat, and stared at Shen.

The little cat took a deep breath: Calm down, now it's a little cat, I'm not afraid at all.

Su Li stood up, still thinking about whether to continue dancing for a while, Shen Zuo stroked his head, and pushed him back.

Kitten is angry!

Shen Zuo skillfully leaned over to scratch his chin, and quickly coaxed the kitten.

Shen Zuo: "Aren't you tired after dancing for so long?"

Su Li: "Meow!"

The little cat is full of strength!

Shen Zuo said again: "Moon cake, do you want me to take it off for you?"

Shen Zuo's eyes fell on the two big bee wings behind Su Li, because they were a bit hard, he couldn't lie on the stool with his back against the back of the chair like before.

Su Li shook his head decisively: "Meow meow!"

Kitty refuses.

Shen Zuo, you bad guy, you want to get his idea of ​​the little bee clothes again!I won't let you succeed!

So, two minutes later, Su Li lay face down, and was tied to the chair twice by Shen's safety belt.

Su Li: ".."

How did it get so awkward?

But no matter how awkward it is, the kitten will not give up its right to freedom. Su Li stretches Jio everywhere, sometimes on the window of the car, and sometimes to the empty space in front of the car seat.

As long as his legs were longer, Shen Zuo believed that he would be able to stretch his feet onto his legs.

Shen Zuo: What should I do? I suddenly began to miss the shy little cat at noon.

He really wants Moon Cake to be more natural when he gets along with him, but it is better to stick to him like a kitten when he is in human form, and he is also willing to approach him and talk to him, instead of just maintaining the appearance of a kitten and being proud Social bullshit.

It can be said that Shen Zuo really knows Su Li very well, that's what he thinks.

He didn't want to be embarrassed, so he didn't want to be a human being at all, just be a kitten, with the face of a kitten, he can confidently lie down in the bathroom and watch Shen Zuo take a bath when he goes back tonight!

Wait until one day you are really familiar with it before changing into a human being, there must always be a gradual process.

Although there are benefits to being a human being, Su Li thinks that he is willing to endure it for the sake of not adding more villas under his name and distributing some to others.

Su Li: "Meow meow!" I'm so smart!

As soon as he got home and got out of the car, Su Li ran ahead happily, completely forgetting how he disliked his little bee clothes a long time ago, and now he is like a dancing bee, hopping towards his own happiness home.

The little cat that entered the door started to circle around, and then turned on the TV by itself by stepping on the remote control all the way to the sofa.

In the past, he even pretended that he was an ignorant kitten who knew nothing and said nothing.

But after thinking about it today, Su Li: Why can't the smart kitty turn on the TV by itself?

Moreover, Shen Zuo usually gave him cat and mouse to watch TV, but now he clicked on a variety show by himself, and watched the funny things on it, laughing to and fro, and almost couldn't even breathe.

Shen Zuo standing behind him: ".."

This is really not even hidden.

At this point, Shen Zuo's guess of "pure, innocent, ignorant cat monster" has been completely disintegrated. Moon cakes are kittens transformed from people. Otherwise, how could he understand so many cold jokes?

"Moon cake?" Shen Zuo called his name, and Su Li turned his head when his name was called, but his eyes were still firmly glued to the TV, showing the perfunctory clearly.

Shen Zuo: ".."

The kitten in front of Shen Zuo's eyes is already starting to look bad - who would be willing to hit a cute kitten?Anyway, Shen Zuo was reluctant.

He will be arrogant and domineering, doing things he dared not do before!

So, Su Li looked at it for a while, and went to Shen Zuo to help him undress, because the bee wings on the back made him unable to roll around when he was laughing, which was very uncomfortable.

While undressing, Shen Zuo was preparing dinner for Su Li in the kitchen. The meat he took out from the refrigerator was being placed on a plate at the moment. Su Li looked at Shen Zuo and didn't make anything for himself. What does Shen Zuo eat when he eats by himself?

Could it be that he was so angry with himself that he didn't plan to have dinner?

The little kitty rubbed Shen Zuo's leg as if it had discovered its conscience, then turned its head mercilessly and went out to watch TV again happily.

Su Li: Hey, how does the little cat know whether the shit-shoveling officer is happy or not?Maybe the shit shoveler just wants to lose weight so he doesn't eat dinner!

The kitten's bad rules: kittens don't know things that kittens shouldn't know.

As for what the kitten shouldn't know, of course the kitten doesn't want to know!

So, in the living room, in addition to the sound effects of the TV, there is also the sound of a kitten rolling around and laughing so hard it can't breathe.

Shen Zuo in the kitchen looked at the meat on the plate slowly melting, but showed a calm smile.

Not long after, Su Li was watching TV when he heard the sound of Shen Zuo going out to get something.

He probably ordered takeaway today, so he didn't cook for himself.

Su Li groaned and turned over, he ate everything the same, anyway he ate his meat, it was delicious.

However, he couldn't lie down when he was lying down.

Why is this smell so fragrant? It's all kinds of things, as if it has everything.

This is the smell of barbecue, it must be sprinkled with cumin and some chili powder!

This tastes like crayfish again, and there must be cucumbers and green peppers in the soup!

This, this, seems to be the smell of steak, and the black pepper sauce is covered on the browned potato pieces, which is so fragrant that the scalp is numb!

The kitten can't sit still.

Su Li quietly walked to the door of the kitchen with his head poking around, and was caught by Shen Zuo after taking the first step in.

Su Li: ".."

Shen Zuozheng smiled at him, while continuing to take out the food from the lunch box and put it on the table, Su Li's sharp eyes saw the rich sauce of crab fried rice cakes, and his saliva almost drooled.

The dining table is divided into two parts, one end is a small honey yellow flower plate, which contains the sweet turkey leg that Su Li likes to eat, and nothing else; Everything is different, barbecue, steak, crayfish, crab...every plate is still steaming, although the portion is not much, but it is very rich.

At this time, Shen Zuo was digging two ice cream balls from a huge ice cream bucket, and putting them in a translucent crystal cup, and the cold air also floated up.

Su Li: ".."

Shen Zuo slowly opened the stool, sat there and took a sip of corn juice elegantly: "If you don't eat the mooncakes, it will be wasted in a while."

Su Li made a "gudong" and swallowed.

Shen Zuo seemed to think of something: "Ah, do you want to eat meat on moon cakes? Then eat meat. I've already heated it up."

Su Li looked at the lonely plate of meat at the other end of the table, and looked at Shen Zuo expressionlessly: "Meow..."

Don't think I don't know!You just want to seduce the kitten!you do this delibrately!You definitely did it on purpose!

Shen Zuo smiled slightly, yes, he did it on purpose.

Su Li looked at him aggrievedly, and then turned his head to look at his pile of flesh, feeling sad in his heart.

ah!Damn humans!Why are you thinking so much!Insidious and cunning!Bully kittens!

And Shen Zuo didn't seem to accept his resentment at all. He first peeled off the crayfish with gloves on. The snow-white shrimp meat took off its red shell and was immersed in the soup. The little minced garlic dripped down from the top, and then... was eaten by Shen Zuo.

eaten.

Lost.

The.

Su Li: ".." Ahhh!You bully the cat!You have no love!You bully kitty!

Shen Zuo pretended not to see.

Five minutes later, a young man in heavy pajamas came in from the kitchen door. He lowered his head in shame while sitting on the stool, his cheeks were so red that he was almost bleeding where his hair couldn't cover him, and his fingers clenched his trouser legs. He bit his lip and dared not speak.

Su Li: What a fart dance, and I will never dance again.

The author says:

苏黎：杀了我，就现在感谢在2022-06-3021:09:45-2022-07-0113:37:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!