Kitten Care Guide

Meow ~

Behind many misbehaved, picky eaters, who don't eat this or that, there will always be a "good cat" that is deeply loved by thousands of cats. The so-called "good cat" "Referring to Zuli.

Su Li is known as the "Mooncake Teacher" by people in the Jianghu. As a kitten, his cuteness and cuteness are beyond the reach of other kittens. If there is such a ranking, it must be him.

Because he is not a simple trash can kitten who eats everything, he is famously obedient and not picky eater - he knows that such things should be eaten, so he eats obediently.

When I was in the live broadcast room before, Mao Wansui gave sparrows and their three cats with raw flesh and blood, and vitamin B was included in the additives. Some people can accept this taste, and some people can’t accept this taste. The same is true for kittens, but sparrows are not. It is quite acceptable, but it was Zu Liyu who gave a class on cat morality to teach kittens how to be cats, so that they would take the initiative to swallow the "poisoned" meat of Long Live Mao.

Will such a kitten be picky eaters?

According to the news Mao Wansui got from Shen Zuo, Mr. Mooncake is a ruthless cat who can sip vitamin B tablets in his mouth without changing his face!

How could such a cat be disobedient and picky eaters?

Today, Shen Zuo saw it.

Seeing Su Li who was squatting on the cooking table looking at him innocently, Shen said: "..."

Su Li has always been a clean kitten, and he pays special attention when eating. Although his chest has a lot of fur, it has hardly been soiled by eating.

But now, Shen Zuo only turned around when he heard him suddenly get up "Bah, bah, bah, bah!" When he turned around again, a few pieces of crumbled pussy flakes rolled on the originally clean countertop, and A lot of Momo, which was broken more thoroughly, was stained around Su Li's mouth, and even his fluffy chest hair was also affected.

A clean kitten becomes a dirty dirty cat in seconds.

Shen Zuo looked at Su Li, who was silent: "..."

I'm sorry, the first time I ate such a disgusting thing, I spit it out in reflex, and I didn't have time to take care of my image.

Su Li stomped on his paws, intending to clear the residue in his mouth with two more "bah bah", but Shen Zuo's expression was probably too shocked at the moment, it was full of his surprise at Su Li's actions, Su Li Feeling that his image in Shen Zuo's heart still had a chance to be saved, he bit the bullet and swallowed the froth in his mouth.

At the moment of swallowing, the dregs left in Su Li's mouth dryly swelled up, Su Li swallowed and couldn't hold it back, he curled his neck and licked again.

Su Li: "..."

Shen Zuo: "..."

Not long ago, Su Li vomited twice, and Shen Zuo was almost terrified by him. Seeing this movement, he immediately poured some warm water to rinse his mouth.

Su Li didn't expect that he almost vomited again, but he also proved with facts that it wasn't that he was picky about eating, but that he really couldn't eat.

The little kitten blinked its big innocent eyes, let out an aggrieved "meow", leaned towards Shen Zuo, and fell on his arm, looking pitiful again.

That is to say, Su Li has been a human being for more than 20 years, and a cat for more than half a year, and has never eaten such a disgusting thing—it smells good and looks like ordinary calcium tablets, but his throat doesn’t give him face , It's uncomfortable to eat a little bit.

Shen Zuo made a final decision: "Let's not eat for now, and we'll see the situation tomorrow."

Su Li "groaned and chirped" agreed.

He is already a sick kitten today, and if he is forced to eat, it is better to eat something that makes him physically uncomfortable, and it is better not to torment him.

At this time, after recalling the smell just now, Su Li felt that it would be okay to vomit once every half a year.

Anyway, after resting for a few hours, he revived with full blood. Isn't this more delicious than eating pornographic videos every two days?

Of course, this is just a thought, and we still have to find a way to solve it.

It's just because the time is not urgent, so both Su Li and Shen Zuo still have enough time to wait.

It's just that because Su Li soiled his chest hair, it took a long time to groom at night - Shen Zuo didn't dare to bathe him, so he could only deal with his chest hair alone.

Only the chest hair was washed alone, and Su Li's chest hair looked fluffier than the rest of his body, more like a lion cub.

After vomiting, Su Li rested for a while, and now he is fully recovered, bouncing around on the bed.

When Shen Zuo came out of the bathroom, he saw that the fur he had combed just now, and a few more fluffs flew up in the shaking back and forth, and felt that it was necessary to change the flakes, and he had to try it next time.

However, when Su Li saw that Shen Zuo brought the bag containing the porn into the room and placed it on the small table next to him, he felt unhappy.

Su Li: "Meow woo woo..."

This is really to the point of having nightmares at night, okay?

At this time, let's review the taste of the pornographic film again. I vomited too fast just now, and Su Li didn't actually taste the taste, but the overwhelming dry powder that exploded really covered his entire mouth, making him feel sick. It's not good anywhere, just bow your head and say it when you savor it carefully.

Su Li: There are so many things that turn into hair in the world, why don't we change the method.

But what's more regrettable is that Shen Zuo couldn't understand Su Li's thoughts at this time, and he still wanted to try again.The next morning, Su Li followed Shen Zuo to the company after having breakfast.

He thought that Shen Zuo wanted to give him a pornographic film, which made him very nervous, and he ran out of the kitchen faster than usual.

But he didn't expect that Shen Zuo didn't let him try it at home, and Shen Zuo didn't even go to the fifteenth floor at the company, and directly carried him into the live broadcast room of Mao Wansui.

Su Li: "Meow..." No, no, why are you in such a hurry, I'm not even in a hurry when I vomit!

Same as every time before, when Shen Zuo entered the live broadcast room, the big cameraman very cleverly pressed the camera down, no matter whether the outside world knows who he is now, everyone can only see Shen Zuo's legs, not Shen Zuo's legs. Whole person.

But today, because Su Li was sitting on that small sofa, everyone could barely see Shen Zuo's waist.

[What kind of sweet angle is this!Buckle the chicken legs!Be sure to buckle the chicken legs today! 】

【That's it!Do you know what the viewers want to see?Master Ben orders you to move the camera up now! 】

[Family, don't be greedy, don't you think this angle, this leg, this waist, this butt...is also very shasha? 】

[Sucking, you are indeed the shit shoveling officer of our moon cake teacher, this condition is not like an entrepreneur, like a star! 】

[Our moon cake teacher and Shen Zuona are really a match made in heaven! 】

[Sister upstairs, do you want to see what you are talking about? 】

……

No matter how the barrage was swiped, Mao Wansui and her little assistants just pretended not to see it.

Mao Wansui was also very curious about why Shen Zuo came at this time. After asking, he found out that Shen Zuo came to turn into porn.

"Did the mooncake throw up hairballs yesterday?"

Long live the cat shocked.

When Shen Zuo explained the reason, Long Live Mao was even more shocked.

"What! You said that moon cakes never lick their fur?!"

Su Li, who was lying beside him, impatiently kicked the sparrow away: I'm so annoying, why do I have to tell the whole story?Doesn't he have to hang out in this live broadcast room in the future?Don't kittens lose face? !

Where Shen Zuo couldn't see, Su Li pouted aggrievedly.

Kitty has emotions!

Sure enough, the bullet screens went crazy.

Su Li has stayed in the live broadcast room until now, and everyone knows that he doesn't like to be touched or kissed. Together with the kitten sparrow, they are taught not to lick him now, let alone Long live the cat up.

Everyone knows that Teacher Mooncake is a very dedicated little kitten, and she is a bit of a clean freak. She only gets close to its shit-shoveling officer, Shen Zuo. , including itself.

That is to say, the existence of a kitten who feels uncomfortable even licking its fur is really unimaginable!

However, if it is a moon cake teacher, it doesn't seem so strange hahaha!

Su Li: "..."

I knew it!I knew they would laugh at me!

The angry kitten gritted its teeth at the hem of Shen Zuo's clothes, whimpering unhappily.

But when everyone knew that Teacher Mooncake didn't eat pornographic porn, the topic started to change again.

【What!Is there something that the moon cake teacher doesn't eat?What is it, take it out and let me avoid lightning! 】

[Teacher doesn't even eat mooncakes, how unpalatable is that?I declare that my kitten will not eat it either! 】

……

Shen Zuo didn't bring the pornographic videos that Lu Ming opened for Shen Zuo, but there are many brands in the live broadcast room of Long Live Mao, and there happened to be one of them, which she was feeding to the sparrows.

Sparrows are also big hair shedding households, and now is the hair shedding season. Long live the cat gave them two pills a day. Su Li squatted on the small sofa and watched his three little brothers circle around the long live cat. Reluctantly, he got the "reward". He ate two pieces of porn, and after eating, he licked his mouth and used the rolling and coquettish technique he learned in Zuli to turn his belly around the cat Wansui, just to beg for another one.

Su Li: "..."

How do you eat so deliciously?

Respect...Yue...Others'...Yue...Hobbies...

Su Li: Suddenly, I don't really want these three little brothers anymore.

Mao Wansui took a pill and sent it to Su Li. Su Li bowed his head in silence. Under the expectant eyes of Shen Zuo and Mao Wansui, he lowered his head and licked it. Countless powders were licked off by the kitten's barbed tongue. Su Li Li paused for a second, then fell again.

Shen Zuo, who had already expected it: "..."

Long live the cat who really saw this scene: "..."

Other staff and audience: "..."

The sparrow rested its paws on the sofa, saw that Su Li hid far away from there, realized that he didn't want to eat it, jumped up quickly, and swallowed it in one bite.

Su Li: "..."

You don't come near me!

One kind of pornography failed, and there are many other brands, Long live the cat tried one by one.

As long as it is delivered to Su Li, he will avoid it as soon as he smells it. He doesn't even need to eat it, and he will definitely spit it out in a while.

Fortunately, at the end, they finally tried a kind of pornographic porn. Su Li didn't seem to smell strange, and it didn't seem so disgusting to lick.

I don't know if it's because Su Li's resistance has become higher after trying too many times, but he thinks this is simply the worst kind of pornography he's ever tried.

Then he put it in his mouth with great expectation, no one wants to spit out hairballs in the future, right?

Two minutes later, the three cats, Shen Zuo, Mao Wansui, and Sparrow, as well as thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room watched Su Li chew and chew, chewing the flakes of flakes into foam, the gray foam seemed to be poisoned overflowed from the corner of his mouth.

Su Li wept bitterly: My family, this is really too much to swallow!

The author says:

苏黎：能吃一点，但不是很能吃感谢在2022-06-2012:13:31-2022-06-2021:01:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

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