Kitten Care Guide

Meow meow meow

When Da Laohei sent it over, Su Li had already fallen asleep.

The sparrows stayed next to Su Li and slept next to him. Some were on their backs, some were turned sideways, and some were resting their heads on the buttocks of other cats. Only one cat, Su Li, was still sleeping properly. Right.

In fact, at home, Su Li sleeps in a variety of positions, and sometimes he sleeps on his belly on purpose, secretly "seducing" Shen Zuo to touch him.

Su Li has a small belly at a young age, which is the kitten's pouch. Although there is only a little bit of flesh, that flesh is extraordinarily soft and comfortable to the touch. Shen Zuo also reaches out to squeeze it from time to time.

Su Li: How can you keep cats without petting them? Isn’t that a waste?

What, is he a cat that was jerked off?

What happened to being slapped by the shit shovel officer?What happened to being pinched by the shit shovel officer?

If you are a good professional cat, then you have to enjoy the little actions of the shit shovel officer!

Su Li: Hmph, that's him. If it's another kitten, Shen Zuo doesn't want to touch it!

Of course, Su Li himself also sucks cats. There are so many kittens around him, and the ones that sleep on their backs, don't stretch out their claws to go over and rub them a few times, really feel sorry for his condition of being so close to the water.

And the sparrows won't resist yet, Su Li: Hehehe!

Su Li, who was smiling like a pervert in his heart, stretched out his claws and pushed the sparrow's butt with a serious face, and when the sparrow turned around quite sensibly, he unceremoniously pressed a paw on its belly, and there was an immediate meal Knead.

ah!The chubby kitty is just comfortable to touch!

When Da Laohei came over, the audience in the live broadcast room were sucking cats remotely, while Su Li was intoxicated surrounded by the three cats. He didn't know what night it was, or he came back to his senses when he heard the cat's long live.

It is very common for new cats to come to the live broadcast room. Before, several cats were sent by the owner to have a small class with the moon cake teacher. Su Li transformed them into good cats with morals in a few minutes. His ability, The audience is watching.

For a new cat, the live broadcast room is a place with many strangers and strange cats, but since Su Li is there, everyone is not very worried that the cat will be afraid or that it will get out of control.

However, before Zhang Chenchen came over, he still sprayed Fei Liwei twice on Da Laohei, hoping that it would perform well in Mooncake Teacher's class.

"Da Laohei, you have to behave well in a while, mom is here waiting for you to be a cat again!"

Zhang Chenchen was chanting beside the flight case, and the big black cat in the flight case "meow meow meow" towards her, I don't know if she understood.

The students are all here, so the teacher can't continue to sleep on his stomach.

Su Li moved his paws away from the sparrow's stomach without hesitation, stood up and stretched his waist first, the sparrows followed suit, and now you can see the four kittens pulling in various ways in the live broadcast room. In the stretch method, the sound of "meow meow woo woo" can be heard endlessly.

After Su Li had finished exercising his body, he moved to the side of the flight case.

The sparrows wanted to follow, but Su Li ordered them to stay where they were with two "meows".

If four cats came here in a swarm, the little cat in the cage might be frightened. Su Li: Of course he has to do it himself to make the little cat relax!

Zhang Chenchen put down the flight case and squatted aside. She didn't show up in the live broadcast room, but just whispered a few words of please to Su Li.

Su Li nodded, flicked his tail to indicate that she was okay, and lowered his head to look at the kitten in the flight case.

After looking at it, he realized that the three words "little cat" seemed to be called too early.

It was far away just now, and Su Li didn't see what was going on in the cage. Now, at a glance, "Big Old Black" is really "Big Old Black", and I really want to change its name to "Black Boss" Su Li It doesn't look bad.

The cat in the flight box seems to be bigger than a sparrow, probably because of its extraordinary talent. It was born so strong, black and smooth, and Su Li can see the muscles on its arms just lying there. , probably a feline bully who can knock down a kitten with one punch.

It also looks very bully, probably due to the color of the big black cat itself, the black eyes looked at it, coupled with the muscular arms, Su Li felt that he was meeting the boss right now, and he hadn't spoken to him yet. Just be a little timid first.

Not long ago, Su Li also said that he had great combat prowess and could chase sparrows, but only after looking at this cat did he know what the ceiling of combat prowess is.

Su Li looked at Da Lao Hei in the flight box, and then at Zhang Chenchen, the owner of Da Lao Hei standing not far away. He really wanted to ask how Zhang Chenchen raised such a muscular cat.

What I usually eat at home is not canned cat food and meat, but eggs!

Su Li: ".." Fortunately, all the kittens in this world like him, otherwise Su Li felt that he should be beaten as soon as he met him.

Fortunately, he didn't let the sparrows come closer just now, otherwise, with the sparrow's cheap whizzing appearance, Da Lao Hei would have to beat it the first thing he got out of the cage.

And at this time, the camera of the live broadcast room was also shown on Da Lao Hei's body. Looking at Da Lao Hei's bulging arms, the cat was shocked. This was the first time she saw such a strong little...big cat, Not to mention cats, it looks like it can even beat people.

The barrage was also shocking, and when Zhang Chenchen whispered that her boyfriend was always being beaten at home, everyone had no words other than "hahaha".

Although some other people’s cats are not as strong as Da Lao Hei, they also have a bad habit of beating people. They immediately commented and left a message, hoping that the moon cake teacher will start the class as soon as possible. They have already brought their own little bad cat to attend the class remotely.

Su Li outside looked at Da Laohei in the airbox, Da Laohei in the airbox looked at Su Li outside, and looked at each other for a long time, Da Laohei froze first, half stood up and sniffed the smell of Zu Li, The little expression seemed a little puzzled.

Su Li also breathed a sigh of relief at this time, the other party's attitude towards him was okay, so he didn't panic anymore.

The sparrow is bigger than him, and the big old black is bigger than the sparrow. A minor kitten in Suli said that he is actually a little bit scared.

But now, Su Li didn't worry so much, raised his paw and opened the air box, opened the door and waited aside, "Meow Meow" to let Da Lao Hei come out to play with everyone.

The sparrows not far away smelled the big old black, and now they saw the black mass again, and couldn't help being a little agitated. Su Li gave a "meow" to make it continue to shut up, and then turned around. He sat upright in front of Da Lao Hei.

The yellow kitten sat with its chest up and its head up. Because the big black cat in front of it was taller than it, it had to raise its head. It looked like it was struggling, not to mention how cute it was.

At this time, Mao Wansui was next to him and asked Zhang Chenchen how Da Lao Hei was at home, and Zhang Chenchen said it sadly.

Da Laohei is really not a good cat with cat virtue, but a bad cat.First, it hits people. Although it doesn’t hit Zhang Chenchen, it always hits her boyfriend; second, it hits cats. It doesn’t discriminate whether it’s a kitten or a kitten in front of it. Hit; third, call it by name and never answer.. and so on.

Although Zhang Chenchen walked over to stroke it, it would not run away, and would occasionally roll over its belly to be stroked by her, with a gurgle in its throat.

But that's all there is to it, it's like being deaf at any other time, and there's only a little movement when eating.

Zhang Chenchen doesn't know exactly how she cultivated Da Laohei into this strong and healthy appearance. Maybe the name was wrong at the beginning, but she still deeply hopes that Teacher Mooncake can teach her cat to be a human again. .

From a muscular meow to a soft finger, from now on she will be obedient, don't hit or swear, and be a good meow to her and her boyfriend.

When Su Li heard it, is this a bad cat? There is a big problem with Maode!

The moon cake teacher started the class on the spot, and the little face started to "meow".

As a kitten, how can you hit someone?Hitting someone lightly can still be treated as a joke, you slap a red mark, that is a deep hatred!

Real kittens must learn to understand the hard work of the shit-shoveling officers who go out early and return to work at night to earn money and support their families. How can they continue to make things difficult for them during the short break after get off work?

This needs to be changed!

Su Li babbled, and soon pulled out the old-fashioned "PUA" speech skills, what kind of misbehaved kitten will not be hugged by the owner in the future, there will be no delicious food, no fun, I will never see the owner again, which innocent kitten does not tremble when hearing these words.

The shit-shoveling officer is the kitten's sky, and the shit-shoveling officer is the kitten's land. Without the shit-shoveling officer, what's the point of the kitten's life!

After Su Li's class was finished, someone was already saying in the barrage that his kitten was lying in his arms, and when he took the initiative to pinch its little paw and hit him, it was still whining pitifully. After the class is over, the effect is really immediate!

Even the sparrows sitting not far behind Su Li are clustered around Wansui Mao at the moment, meowing, meowing, so lively.

But what about the big black guy?

Su Li took a breath, looked up at Big Black, thinking why it still doesn't go to Zhang Chenchen for a hug, it seems unscientific!

According to Su Li's previous experience, he didn't even finish his class, and the kitten who was in class should go back to find its owner.

Not far away, Zhang Chenchen was ready and opened his arms and waited for Da Lao Hei to pounce over. After waiting for a long time, Da Lao Hei squatted there with his chest still puffed out, showing no intention of coming over at all.

Su Li: "..?"

Shouldn't it be?

Su Li stretched out his paw and patted the feet of Da Laohei, and meowed tentatively: "Meow meow?"

Hello, kid shoes, why don't you go to your shit-shoveling officer?

In the next second, Da Lao Hei moved.

It also raised its paw, and slowly placed it in front of Su Li.

Su Li: "?"

Not far away at this moment, Zhang Chenchen's eyelids twitched when he saw this familiar movement, and he yelled Da Laohei's name, but it didn't stop the tragedy from happening.

Su Li felt a "snap", his brain was buzzing, and then his whole cat flew up, turned twice in mid-air and fell to the ground, staring blankly ahead.

It turns out that not all kittens like him.

He thought he was going to give him a high five, but in fact they were just telling him: I'm going to hit you.

Su Li: ".." I'm dead.

Long live the cat: ".." She didn't know what to do in the current situation.

Zhang Chenchen: ".." She felt that her career in this company had come to an end.

Seeing that Su Li was beaten, the sparrows immediately rushed to avenge Su Li, and then they were suppressed by Da Laohei with a huge advantage of three against one. It's all flying cat fur.

Everyone is busy catching cats.

At this time, the big boss who stood at the end seemed to have finally realized his conscience. He leaned up and licked the feet of Su Li who was still lying beside him in a daze, then lay down there, and suddenly exposed his belly and rubbed against him.

That is to say, on Da Laohei, Su Li's "All kittens love me" BUFF seems to load a bit slowly.

When Shen Zuo, who was still working on the top floor in the chaos, got the news and was called down, Su Li, who was in the posture of flying out and falling to the ground, seemed to come alive. He threw himself into his arms and cried with snot and tears. Everyone It was the first time to see this lively and clever kitten howling so sadly.

Su Li: Meow!

He was just sitting there, and Da Lao Hei gave him a big pussy when he came up!

Let's talk about the pain, it's actually been relieved now, but...

You can think about it, for a seven-month-old kitten, how much psychological damage a coercion will cause! !

Su Li: I won't kill me!

The author says:

苏黎：我的老师生涯已经走到了尽头（痛哭流涕jpg）感谢在2022-06-1211:57:52-2022-06-1217:57:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

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