Kitten Care Guide

Meow meow meow

In this way, Su Li happily followed Shen Zuo every day between his home and the company. Apart from eating and drinking, he just played.

Every day, the people in the president's office can see the kitten, which is getting rounder and rounder with its soft and fluffy fur, open the door of Shen Zuo's office with arrogance and arrogance, and walk towards the building with unrestrained steps. Go to the live broadcast room.

Everyone knows about it. It is known that this kitten is very famous on the Internet and is called "Mooncake Teacher". It is said that it is very smart. The audio of Duan teaching kittens not to be picky eaters is still spreading wildly on the Internet.

It also knows to wait for the elevator.

In the beginning, Li Jia came to pick it up, but sometimes Li Jia was very busy. This little cat seemed to be unable to bear it, so he went out by himself, instead of running around, he squatted obediently at the elevator door, waiting for the people nearby See it and help it press the button.

Not only will it "meow" to express its gratitude, but it will also raise its paws to pay respects. Its naive appearance is not to mention how cute it is.

People who have helped it: Rounding off, I raised Mr. Shen’s cat, what should I do if I suddenly get a little excited?

As time goes by, everyone will help. Sometimes Su Li has just stepped out of the office door, and there are already people at the elevator entrance vying for who will open the door.

At the same time, everyone can occasionally see four cats walking outside one by one, and four round and beautiful kittens happily pass by many people's workstations, leaving only a gust of wind behind.

Everyone has become accustomed to the active figure of this kitten everywhere.

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Before going out, Su Li stood up and put his paws on Shen Zuo's legs, leaned over to rub against him, and said goodbye to him with vague "meow" several times.

Shen Zuo touched his head, and after touching his chin twice, patted his buttocks and pushed him out: "Go and play, I'll pick you up at noon."

With a "meow", Su Li went out with his little tail flicked.

Today he carried a small custard custard backpack, which was made for him by Aunt Wang, and it contained strips of venison baked for him by Shen Zuo himself. It smelled delicious and tasted very delicious. He wanted to take it Share it with sparrows.

Su Li hangs around the live broadcast room these days. Although he doesn’t eat the snacks fed by the cat, he is the boss of the sparrows after all. It’s not good for Su Li to make cakes for them all the time. He has to bring some delicious food occasionally so that he can warm up the younger brother their hearts.

Fleeing out familiarly, Su Li avoided the people walking around. When he reached the elevator entrance, someone had already opened the elevator door for him and thoughtfully pressed the floor button. Su Li nodded in satisfaction.

Stretching out his paws and patting the opponent's upper, Su Li encouraged: "Meow meow meow——"

Work hard, and when the year-end awards are offered, I'll help you relax and let Shen Zuo give you more.

Although Su Li probably won't even remember who this person is, but when he thinks of himself lying next to Shen Zuo and blowing on him, Su Li is very happy.

Hey, anyway, this can be regarded as pillow talk, but Shen Zuo doesn't know how much he understands!

When there was only a cat in Zurich in the elevator, he squatted on the ground and covered his mouth with his claws and laughed. When the door opened, he held it with force and ran out seriously.

Everyone along the way praised Su Li. His appearance and spirit really made people look very happy. Such a cute kitty, just a few words of praise will not hurt him!

However, when Su Li happily rushed to the live broadcast room of Long Live Mao with a small schoolbag on his back, he realized that they hadn't started the broadcast yet.

This is not like her.

You must know that when Su Li came here, Long Live the Cat had already been on the air for a while.

Su Li first saw the starfish and the little wool, and ran over to touch them on the shoulder as a greeting, then looked around, and found the sparrow locked in the air box amidst a burst of tragic cries.

As soon as Su Li looked over, the sparrow couldn't wait to come out and rub against Su Li, but because he couldn't get out, he could only squat there and howl, making Su Li's ears hurt from the noise.

Su Li: "..."

His little brother is good at everything, but he is just bluffing, and the movement is particularly loud.

Although Su Li knew how to open the flight box, it was probably Long Live the Cat who locked the sparrow in it, so he didn't want to save the little brother on his own, and it was up to its owner to come.

Su Li was lying on the ground wiggling left and right. The super flexible body of the kitten allowed him to take off the small schoolbag in two or three strokes, and put it on the small cushion next to it.

Starfish and Little Wool followed closely behind his buttocks, leaving no place for the sparrow at all, making the imprisoned sparrow scream "ooooooooo" angrily.

Long Live the Cat, who was putting on makeup, knew that Su Li was coming when he heard the "crying ghosts and howling wolves" outside, and he came out of the small room inside after a while, and said good morning to Su Li.

The preparations for the broadcast are ready, and the live broadcast will start soon. Everyone is in position, only the sparrow is still howling in the air box.

Faced with the doubts of the audience, Mao Wansui talked about the mistakes Sparrow made today.

When she got up this morning, she found that of the three cats at home, only Starfish and Little Wool were still in the bedroom, except for one sparrow.

Because she does not close the bedroom door when she sleeps, the kittens who wake up early will go to the living room to play by themselves, so she is not very worried.

However, when she went to the living room and didn't find the sparrow, and when she called the sparrow's name and didn't see it appear, Long Live the Cat really panicked.

She checked the surveillance in the living room and found that the sparrow had entered the kitchen and never came out again.

When she walked into the kitchen, she saw that the handle of the window in the kitchen that hadn't been opened for 800 years was covered with cat claw marks, and a gap had been opened at this moment.

Long live the cat was frightened and cried.

Long live the cat, as a pet anchor, the windows at home are naturally sealed, especially the balcony, which is sealed without any gaps. Due to the design of the windows in the kitchen, there is no suitable way to seal the windows.

Therefore, Long Live the Cat did not cover it with barbed wire. It just closed the bottom lock and never opened it. It also pasted a layer of screen window with Velcro on the edge.

This kind of protection is considered tight, but I didn't expect that the sparrow, a silly cat who usually looks so stupid, opened the screen window, and even knew how to pull the lock and push the lock handle, and got out after untold hardships .

Long live the cat lives on the 12th floor.

This floor is neither high nor low, if the cat falls there is no chance of being rescued.

After all, Wansui Mao picked up the sparrow and dragged it up until now. Even if Wansui Mao mischievously mischievous, Wansui Mao is not very angry. When he sees that something may happen to him, can he not be anxious?

But when she cried and opened the window and looked down, she saw the sparrow squatting on the small platform a little wider than its own body and looking up at her, with two bird feathers stuck to its head, and And a pool of blood.

Sparrow: "Meow——"

Obviously, it has just hunted a small sparrow, and is taking care of its fur after eating and drinking.

Long live the cat: "..."

She coaxed the sparrow and pulled it up. After carefully checking that there was no injury on its body, the blood was from that unfortunate little sparrow, and then she scolded her head and face.

Then, unable to let go, he turned around and tied the handle of the window to the faucet with a rope, so that even ten sparrows couldn't get out.

The worker touched his tears. Although he was late, he still came to work anyway, but the culprit was still locked in the air box alone and had not been released.

Long live the cat was explaining to the audience why he was late today, and Su Li, who was listening, was speechless: "..."

He looked at the sparrow that had finally stopped howling in the flight box next to him, and really couldn't believe that his little brother still had this ability.

I don't know whether to complain about it calling it "Sparrow" or to start a fight with a small human sparrow, or to be surprised at its intelligence.

Su Li: I can't be the one who makes it smart.

However, a kitten is actually just like a child. If the windows are not properly protected, they may really jump outside by themselves.

Especially there are many birds flying outside. This kind of existence that can fly and sing is very attractive to kittens, such as sparrows. It's just that it's lucky and nothing happened.

As the saying goes, cats have nine lives, but every kitten that appears in front of you has one and only one precious life.

The height is a ravine that cannot be crossed, and if you fall, you will not die and you will be seriously injured.

No wonder Long Live the Cat is so angry.

Especially at this moment, Sparrow still looks innocent, like a fool who has made a mistake but doesn't know anything.

I get angry when I see it.

At this time, someone was also cueing mooncakes in the barrage - last time he taught the sparrows not to be picky eaters, and today he held another class to change the bad habit of kittens.

After hearing what they said, Mao Wansui really looked at Su Li: "Moon cake, help me teach the sparrows well, don't bully the little birds, and don't run out of the window!"

Su Li is indeed the smartest cat Wansui Mao has ever seen. After getting along for a long time, she also thinks that Su Li is smart enough to understand human speech.

Although she knew it was impossible, she couldn't help holding on to hope.

Su Li: "..."

It seems that he needs to continue to work hard to spread cat virtue.

Since the sparrow was still in the flight box, Su Li walked over slowly, and with two claws together, opened the door of the flight box.

Long Live the Barrage and the Cat: "..."

Some people were saying before, "How could cats be so smart to open the windows", and now Zu Li opened the air box in front of them.

Su Li: "Meow."

Who said that kittens can't open windows, there are many who can open doors and windows.

There is indeed such a small window in the live broadcast room, which is occasionally opened for ventilation, but it is stuck at a very small angle and cannot be pushed out.

Because there will be cats in this house, I am worried that the cats will get out, so any protection should be done.

Su Li walked to the window with the intoxicated sparrow that was clinging to his buttocks, jumped on the table and squatted at the window, and the sparrow immediately performed in front of thousands of audiences like a puppy. As soon as a kitten opened the window, it scratched its paws and bit its teeth, and finally opened it after a lot of hard work. It pushed the window sideways and "groaned", and finally opened a gap.

Su Li didn't even make a cry, and the sparrow returned to the scene of the crime by itself.

It’s just that because of the stuck angle, no matter how you push the window, you can’t push the window to the size that the cat can get out of. The sparrow is so tired that he can only give up, but he still has to let Su Li imitate the “click” in his mouth. As a bird.

Su Li: "..."

Seeing the positive expression of the sparrow, Su Li patted the gap in the window: "Meow." He got out.

The sparrow looked up suspiciously: "Meow——"

Let any kitten see, it doesn't look like it can get out.

Starfish and Little Wool also came to join in the fun, but in the end it was the sparrow who took Su Li's words as an imperial decree and squeezed forward, probably wanting to measure it with its beard.

In the next second, Su Li slapped the sparrow's head, cursing: "Meow meow! Meow meow!"

You still drill!You still drill!Don't kill you!

The sparrow was beaten to the point of screaming, and at first it just hid with its head in its arms, but after realizing that Su Li was really merciless, it learned to be smart and started to run away.

So the scene in the live broadcast room was quite chaotic, the sparrow was running in front, and Su Li was chasing after him. In terms of chasing and fighting, the sparrow was no match for Su Li. After a while, he blocked him in the corner and continued to fight, meowing while beating. to the dangers outside.

Another slap on the sparrow's head, Su Li asked viciously: "Isn't the electric sparrow that the master bought for you not fun?"

Sparrow: "Meow meow!" It's fun!

Su Li slapped it down again: "Can you open the window next time? Can you drill in?"

Sparrow: "Meow meow!" No way!Stop drilling!

All the above translations were guessed by Su Li himself.

But looking at the state of the sparrow, he knew that he had guessed more than half of it right.

Especially in the 5-minute chasing and fighting, Su Li also used the sparrow as an example to clearly describe the process of a cute kitten turning into an uncute kitten after falling through the window Chu, not only are they not cute, but they will not be hugged and held high by their masters in the future, there will be no snacks prepared by their masters, no grooming by their masters, and most importantly, they will never see their dear Nanfeng and their masters again!

A kitten as fat as a sparrow, trembling with fright, hid in a corner and purred, fearing that he would never dare to open the window again in his life.

Su Li let out a long sigh of relief, shook his aching paws, leaned back on his special cushion, and lay down lazily.

For some things, it is useless to just talk about them, and you have to do it.

Tsk, his claws are hurting, he needs to be kissed by the master——

The author says:

苏黎：今天又是「月饼老师」呢喵！感谢在2022-06-1111:59:55-2022-06-1118:39:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!