Kitten Care Guide

Meow meow

The newly-promoted net red moon cake teacher has just become the "most popular little male meow" and is about to undergo egg surgery two days later, transforming into "the most popular meow father-in-law".

It's just that the order of the words has changed, but the meanings they represent are completely different.

If it is posted on the Internet to let everyone see the moon cake teacher tilting his head and sticking his tongue out, I am afraid that a large number of tomcats will be sent to this small hospital for Dandan.

Su Li squatted in the air box, watching Lu Ming outside while preparing him for the medical examination, and joking with him at the same time.

Su Li: "..."

He looked down at his claws, wondering if the nails he had just cut two days ago had the power to end Lu Ming.

This person is really getting more and more annoying!

He looked serious before, but ever since Su Li saw him and Wang Xu laughing and laughing in private, he has exposed his true character, with an elite face of a gentle scum, bullying kittens all day long!

Su Li really hated him so much that he wanted to hit him twice when he saw him!

However, hearing the sound of beating the airbox, Su Li turned his head to look at Shen Zuo who was standing beside him, looking at his eyes with a bit of worry and a bit of comfort, Su Li was so noisy at night and didn't see anything wrong with him Dark circles, still looking as radiant as every day before.

Su Li didn't understand.

Why?

Everyone went to bed very late, Shen Zuo was not affected at all, but he had to sleep until this time, and he had to be sent to the hospital before waking up?

You have to know that Su Li originally planned to take a bite of Shen Zuo when he was not paying attention, so as to avoid this day at least—you need to fast for eight hours before the sterilization operation, in order to avoid unconsciousness during anesthesia. A condition in which stomach contents regurgitate leading to choking.

As long as a little food is ingested, in order to ensure the safety of the operation, a responsible doctor will postpone the operation.

After all, Su Li couldn't talk to Shen Zuo directly, saying that he didn't want to be sterilized, that he wouldn't have any bad effects if he didn't sterilize, and that he would be able to eat and drink obediently in the future and be a healthy kitten. Being able to take one step at a time makes it impossible to proceed with every scheduled operation.

But... Su Li, who was already in prison at the moment, looked at Shen Zuo and then at Lu Ming, and finally realized belatedly that he seemed to be really about to be killed.

Not to mention food, he can't even drink water in this small room!

Not knowing what was going on, Lu Ming and Shen Zuo suddenly saw the kitten in the air box trembling, the fur on the tip of its tail exploded, as if it was frightened by something.

"What's the matter, Mooncake?" Shen Zuo looked at him, opened the flight case and carried him out, letting him lean on his shoulder and pat his back to comfort him.

Su Li gripped Shen Zuo nervously, and his nails even popped out uncontrollably, causing Shen Zuo a bit of pain, but he didn't change his expression and didn't show anything. He looked at Lu Ming and talked to him.

"Moon Cake behaved very wrong yesterday, and she refused to sleep at night. She was restless all the time, probably because she was really uncomfortable."

Lu Ming touched his chin, frowned and thought: "Actually, the symptoms of estrus did not come so quickly. Maybe there was a reaction before, but you didn't notice it. Let's do an examination first to see the basic situation."

Su Li really wanted to yell "you fart", but considering his future, he still hugged Shen Zuo tightly, fearing that if he was pulled away, he would be finished, so he acted like a baby with "meow meow woo woo", thinking about Shen Zuo Seeing how pitiful he is, I can protect him well.

But unfortunately, Su Li will be disappointed in the end.

Shen Zuo, whom he had high hopes for, broke off his claws one by one with his own hands, and then sent him to Lu Ming's arms.

Su Li: "Meow ow ow!"

How could you be willing to treat your beloved kitten so cruelly!

It's a pity that Shen Zuo couldn't understand, he just wanted to get his beloved kitty out of heat as soon as possible.

Su Li was so frightened that the cat almost went dumb. Fortunately, he was not being carried to the operating room at this moment, but he had to go for a medical examination.

In a moment of excitement, I forgot to check my body index before sterilization, and then do cardio-abdominal ultrasound.

On the examination table, Lu Ming grabbed his left paw to draw two tubes of blood, and was pressed to measure his rectal temperature. Su Li's eyes were dull, and he was almost resigned.

When going to another room for the cardiopulmonary ultrasound, Su Li seized the opportunity and wanted to escape, but he was ruthlessly suppressed. It was Shen Zuo who suppressed him himself, and carried him to the place where the cardiopulmonary ultrasound was performed.

Lu Ming was adjusting the instrument there, Shen Zuo was holding him and sitting beside him, and Su Li was already planning his new plan.

There are many shelves in the hall outside, almost all of which are food.

At the bottom are canned snacks and so on, either in iron boxes or with outer packaging, these can't be easily obtained at first sight.

But the top two floors are full of cat food. As long as Su Li hops on the spot next to the shelf, jumps up to scratch the packaging bag, and then chews two bites of cat food happily, today's operation will definitely not be possible. .

Su Li: It's the perfect plan!

However, the door of the room is closed, and there are two "big men" beside him. The strength of the kitten is too weak compared to that of an adult male. don't go.

So, how to do it?

Still have to think of a way.

After Lu Ming adjusted the value of the instrument, when he turned around to look at it, he found that the yellow kitten, who was still very nervous just now, was stepping on the milk in the air rhythmically, puffing up his cheeks, looking very serious.

Lu Ming: "Hey, why are you suddenly at ease? I was a little nervous when I saw the mooncakes just now."

Lu Ming just casually said that the kitten's emotions before neutering are actually quite important. If you are too nervous, the stress will be bad.

He has encountered such a situation. A cat that has never been outside the house is sent for neutering. When he meets a strange person in a strange environment, two big men can't hold it down.

The main reason is that people are afraid of hurting the cat, but the cat is also afraid of killing people, so they can't even do cardiopulmonary surgery, so the operation is naturally impossible.

So seeing Su Li stepping on the milk suddenly, he felt relieved.

But in fact, Su Li was very nervous.

Su Li: I relaxed, I pretended.

In order to lower the vigilance of Shen Zuo and Lu Ming, Su Li didn't need to cooperate more when doing the cardiopulmonary surgery.

There is no need for other staff to assist, as long as Shen Zuo alone supports him and lies on the cushion. Not only will he scream delicately, but he will continue to step on the air milk, with his little tail wrapped around Shen Zuo's wrist, wide open. She looked at him with big watery eyes like round almonds.

The little assistant who came to observe Lu Ming's operation was amazed, saying that this is the most obedient cat he has ever seen.

Lu Ming thought so too, but looking at the screen of the instrument next to him, he couldn't figure it out, how could he be so relaxed and his heart beating so fast?

Lu Ming: "..."

Although Lu Ming is young, he is very good at performing cardiopulmonary surgery. He does not need to shave his hair when he is doing cardiopulmonary surgery. This has been taught by his teacher.

But because of Su Li's duplicity, he hesitated for a long time, and finally took a shaving machine and shaved off a square piece of hair on the side of Su Li's chest.

Su Li who lost her Mao Mao because of her duplicity: "..."

He looked down at the pink and tender skin on his chest, it appeared like a small hole in his thick and thick fur, it was really ugly!

Su Li: If I had known it earlier, I would not have pretended.

I'm so bored!

But he was so annoyed that he wasn't nervous anymore, which made Lu Ming confused. If he hadn't looked left and right, he wouldn't be able to see any problems. After reconfirming twice, it was still exactly the same, a very healthy result. , he would suspect that his skills had declined.

Immediately afterwards, an abdominal ultrasound was performed, and Su Li's examination was all normal.

The results of the routine blood test came out, but the biochemistry had to wait, so Su Li was released to wait with Shen Zuo for the results.

Su Li: Isn't this a great opportunity!

During this waiting time, as long as Su Li eats something casually, it will be fine.

So, Su Li walked out confidently, but he forgot that behind him was Shen Zuo who was now blaming himself for not observing his "symptoms of estrus" before.

When Su Li approached the shelves for the first time, the second time and the third time, he was stopped by Shen Zuo. Shen Zuo also asked him if he was hungry, and told him that he could eat after the operation and rest.

Su Li: "..."

Don't wait until it's done, it's too late.

Su Li yelled at Shen Zuo twice in a friendly voice, signaling him to get out of the way: Don't worry about where I go, the kitten was so good just now, can't he be allowed to play freely now?

He is just an innocent kitten who wants to secretly eat two bites of cat food when people are not looking, so what bad things can he do?

However, a well-behaved kitten cannot make trouble in other people's territory.

After all, the items on the shelves were things that the hospital wanted to sell to others, so it was not easy for Su Li to touch them, so Shen Zuo was like a wall, blocking him tightly.

Even Su Li finally broke through the defense line and jumped up after probing left and right, but was caught by Shen Zuo's hand in mid-air.

Su Li jumped up: let me go!

Listening to what Lu Ming was saying behind him that the biochemical results had come out, Su Li struggled frantically, when would he not struggle now?

Before, the cute, delicate and pitiful kitten had a temper every minute, but now it is struggling like a spinning top.

Being stuck in the armpit by Shen Zuo, the two front paws and the two hind paws fluttered back and forth, and the fluffy tail turned like a propeller, and it was time to fly soon.

It's a pity that Shen Zuo's strength was too great, no matter how hard Su Li struggled, he couldn't escape.

After struggling for ten seconds, Su Li was exhausted: "..."

Su Li hung on Shen Zuo's hand as if resigned to his fate, and silently made a large account for Shen Zuo in his heart - if he was really fucked today, it would be all Shen Zuo's fault!

Lu Ming was still laughing now, and said that he would have photographed him if he had known earlier, so that those netizens who said he was well-behaved could see it.

Su Li's biochemical indicators are also fine, and he is now waiting to pick him up for sterilization.

Lu Ming pushed down his glasses and said to Shen Zuo: "If you want to go in, follow Kangkang to disinfect and get ready. If you don't go in, just watch outside the operating room."

Shen Zuo hesitated for a while, then asked Su Li, "Uh, do you need to pretend?"

This is the first time for Shen Zuo to be so embarrassing. He has watched a lot of videos of sending cats to be neutered, and many of them have such plots, saying that neutering will hurt, so that the kitten will not remember you.

"Fake it?" Lu Ming was stunned, but quickly realized, "No need. You are familiar with moon cakes. If you act like this, it will also be nervous and scared. It's not good if you get scared."

The stress of kittens comes as soon as they are said, and it may be because of a trivial matter. When the puppies pant and the abdomen rises and falls at a high frequency, it means that their state has begun to become wrong.

At this time, it is even more impossible to force them, or make them more afraid, so as not to cause bad illness due to stress.

And this is exactly the second plan of Su Li, who was kept by Shen Zuoti - pretending to be stressed.

Not to mention whether Lu Ming would dare to operate on him under such circumstances, Shen Zuo would definitely not be willing!

Su Li couldn't break free from Shen Zuo's hand just now, but it suddenly relaxed. The kitten's soft figure and Shen Zuo's reluctance to hurt him made him easily get out of the shackles of his hand. It slipped down and landed firmly on the ground.

Su Li quickly took two steps away, keeping a proper distance from Shen Zuo and Lu Ming.

Su Li: "Meow meow!"

Don't get close to me, if you get close to me again, I will be stressed!

I'm going to gasp!I need to breathe hard!I can't do it!

Of course, this was the first time Su Li had done this kind of thing, so he had no experience and didn't know how it would look.

But he only took a few breaths when he suddenly heard a very slight crawling sound, and immediately looked in the direction of the sound.

Only then did he realize that he accidentally ran to the door when he was running away just now.

The door of the hospital is closed, but Su Li has already sworn in his heart that if someone pushes the door and comes in at this time, he will seize that opportunity and run out, becoming a stray cat!

That's better than Kardash!

In short, whenever Shen Zuo stopped giving him a ball, he would come back again.

Just as he was thinking so ambitiously, Su Li was taken aback again, by the way, what was the sound just now?

It just so happened that the sound rang again, and Su Li lowered his head, meeting the sightless eyes of the cockroach that was crawling in from under the glass door.

The crimson-black shell, the dangling tentacles, and the huge size all tell Su Li that this is a big adult cockroach.

Su Li: "..."

Mom, this thing seems to be scarier than Kardash.

But what was even more frightening was that the big cockroach seemed to be frightened by him too.

The crimson carapace moved twice, and a pair of wings spread out on its side. This big cockroach flew towards Su Li with lightning speed... No, it glides over, zooms in rapidly in Su Li's field of vision, hits on his nose.

Su Li: "..."

Su Li: "Meow ow ow!"

For a moment, the cats were running around, and the cockroaches were flying around. The scene was extremely chaotic, mixed with the screams of people, resounding through the entire street.

The author says:

Su Li: What about the fuck?Karma me!

今天稍微多写了点，所以迟了，晚上六点还有一更，么么哒感谢在2022-06-0918:04:02-2022-06-1012:09:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!