Kitten Care Guide

Meow meow meow

This is the first time that Su Li has had trouble with Shen Zuo.

When she was picked up by Shen Zuo before, Su Li didn't kiss anyone, but when she saw Shen Zuo, she ran out happily. Since then, she has been intimate with Shen Zuo, and she is a bit of a coquettish kitten in front of him. look.

Everyone said that Moon Cake is really a good cat that can repay favors, such a well-behaved kitten is the only one.

But today, from the time they returned home to the time they went to hang out on the balcony to digest their food after dinner, even Aunt Wang could see the unilateral alienation between them, or Su Li.

I heard that kittens will lose their loved ones when they grow up, but this is too fast, right?The moon cake is still a kitten!

Aunt Wang glanced at the little cat lying on the balcony outside blowing the wind by herself from a distance, and called to Shen Zuo who was walking by her: "Master, are you bullying the moon cake?"

Shen Zuo: "..."

This is really unfair to Shen Zuo.

More than Aunt Wang, he wants to know what is the reason for Su Li's change of temperament, without that clingy person who sticks to him from time to time, and even sleeps at his feet when he is working in the study Even Shen Zuo couldn't calm down for such a fine kitten.

From the fact that he started to contact Lu Ming to ask if he was in heat, it can be seen that Shen Zuo was really at a loss.

"moon cake?"

No, Shen Zuo is in a hurry to go out to coax the cat.

Su Li glanced back at him, then turned his head back in silence.

Ah, the night is so beautiful, why didn't I notice it before?

Ah, the evening breeze is so cool, why didn't I notice it before?

Su Li: I don't care, I want to stay here.

Zuli's estrangement is reflected in non-essential non-contact.

For example, if Shen Zuo made it difficult for him to eat, he would reluctantly go over to eat, but if he wanted to do anything else, he would never even think about it.

Whenever Shen Zuo wanted to touch Su Li's head, he would dodge it very naturally, and never let Shen Zuo touch even a single hair of him - of course it's impossible not to touch any of them, but a gesture of resistance has to be put on Bar?

It is also because of this that Su Li is still wearing his tender blue lace skirt from work to home until it is dark.

Those who didn't know thought that he liked it too much and refused to take it off, but in fact he just simply didn't want to get in touch with Shen Zuo.

Su Li: I don't want to talk to someone who wants to hide my back, oh no, plot my balls in front of my face.

Shen Zuo leaned in front of Su Li, and Su Li pretended to be attracted by the unfounded moth, got up and ran to the other side of the sofa in two or three steps, lay down again, and pointed his butt at Shen Zuo.

But five seconds later, he realized something, and changed his position again - pointing his butt at Shen Zuo always felt a little dangerous, so he couldn't do it.

When Shen Zuo walked in front of Su Li again, Su Li turned around again and turned to the other side.

After several repetitions, Shen Zuo felt a little lost.

He could see that the little guy was avoiding him, but he didn't know why.

Is it because he has a smell that kittens don't like?

But Shen Zuo was sure that he hadn't been in contact with anything with a strong aroma, nor had he been to places he didn't usually go to.

Therefore, he really didn't understand why his kitty suddenly ignored him.

Obviously at noon, he was still a clingy person who would obediently come to him when he yelled, and obviously not long ago, he was still a cute little cat who jumped into his arms on his own initiative, why do you hate him now?

"moon cake?"

Shen Zuo called Su Li's name again.

He stretched out his hands to hold Su Li's face, half-kneeled on the ground and looked closer at Su Li who was lying on the sofa: "What's the matter, are you in a bad mood?"

Su Li: "..."

Here again, here again!

Shen Zuo raised such a question, did he expect the kitten to answer him?Why don't you ask about sterilization?

He must have shaken his head ten times a second to express his resistance.

But looking at the handsome face of his shit-shoveling officer full of sadness, Su Li still responded angrily, "Meow" fiercely, how can it be as slimy as usual?

He wanted to be by Shen Zuo's side to make him happy so that he could repay his kindness, but repaying his kindness belonged to him, so why did he become the emperor's little eunuch?

Su Li: Thinking about it makes me disillusioned, I can't think about it anymore.

In fact, Su Li is very clear about what it takes to be a domestic kitten. Sterilization is the only way to go, but he subconsciously ignored this matter, so as not to let himself fall into worry so early.

Then he ushered in the day with joy.

Still acting like a baby, I can't even laugh.

Su Li clawed Shen Zuo's face away with one paw, and turned around angrily.

It's annoying to watch.

The chubby yellow kitten doesn't know whether it's angry or fat. Its cheeks are swollen. Its two front paws are pressed against its chest like a peasant. It has a stern face and refuses to look at Shen Zuo. Floating here and there, the whole cat looked especially big for some reason.

Seeing how angry he was, Shen Zuo suddenly burst out laughing.

Su Li's small ears were pricked up, and he turned slightly to Shen Zuo's direction.

stop laughing?

You can still laugh!

You are the culprit!

Su Li looked at Shen Zuo for a moment, he was so wronged that he almost cried!

Firstly, because he was spoiled during this time, Shen Zuo basically followed his wishes. Today, this matter was settled without discussing with him. Su Li is not to mention how sad it is; secondly, this is a matter of a man's dignity Who can laugh it off!

Reason tells Su Li that Shen Zuo is right, but when he thinks that he will be forced to practice the Sunflower Book, Su Li wants to stab him twice with a needle.

The little cat is very angry, the little cat can't be coaxed well!

So, Su Li angrily "meowed" twice, scolded very dirty, then turned around and ran away, flying all the way into the room.

When Shen Zuo followed, he could no longer find Su Li, only the small door specially opened for him at the door of the bedroom was still dangling.

After entering the room, he couldn't find Su Li's shadow anywhere.

Not on the bed, not in the bathroom, not in sight anywhere.

After turning on the light and searching for a long time, Shen Zuo finally found Su Li in the darkness under the bed.

This is also the first time for Su Li to drill under the bed. In the past, he would not enter such a dirty and dusty place.

A kitten who doesn't like cleanliness will get under the bed. He loves cleanliness so much that he needs to be hugged even when he walks. How could he go to such a place?

Su Li: Humph!The unhappy kitty is going anywhere!

protest!

He wants to express his protest with action!

Shen Zuo lay beside the bed and coaxed him for a long time, but he didn't come up to him as obediently as before, probably because he was worried that a cat was staying under the bed, and Shen Zuo still wanted to put the cat under the bed even though he still had things to do. He made it out.

When Shen Zuo reached in from the left to touch his paw, Su Li quietly moved to the right, and when Shen Zuo saw that the position was wrong and turned to grab him on the right, Su Li moved to the left again, panning left and right , too flexible.

Shen Zuo: "..."

He has already determined that the little guy is really angry with him.

Mooncake is always smarter than other kittens, in everything.

Shen Zuo thought about it, and the only thing he mentioned was the sterilization when he went to pick up Su Li in the evening, and the change of Moon Cake's attitude began at that time.

But can a kitten really understand people?

Does it really know what "sterilization" means?

Shen Zuo thought about it carefully. In fact, when he was talking on weekdays, he didn't think about whether the kitten he was watching and talking could understand.

But more coincidentally, in most cases, things did develop in the direction he hoped.

Shen Zuo thought about it, and communicated with Lu Ming again.

Compared to Shen Zuo's random thoughts, Lu Ming seemed much more relaxed. As a pet doctor who has personally touched countless balls, Lu Ming has experienced many battles. No matter how clever the kitten is anesthetized, it will only lie crooked. The head sticks out its tongue.

"No matter how smart Mooncake is, she can't understand human language. How can a kitten know what "neutering" is?It may indeed be a little uncomfortable to behave abnormally.If you're really worried, you can come over and do it tomorrow, I'm free. "

Su Li, who was listening to their conversation under the bed: "..."

Su Li:? ?

Did you hear that this is human?

Couldn't it be said that there was half a month before, why it has only been a few hours and it has been brought forward to tomorrow!

Su Li's whole cat is not well.

Or kill him now.

Shen Zuo and Lu Ming talked on the phone for a while, and it seemed that they really set the time for tomorrow.

When he went out to find someone to move the bed away so that he could catch the little cat underneath that had learned to jump left and right, Su Li had already crawled out from under the bed and ran straight into the bathroom.

It is indeed not easy to make a good professional cat do bad things, but no matter how difficult it is, as long as the cat in question suffers a huge blow, there is a chance to do it.

Shen Zuo went out for only 5 minutes, and when he brought Aunt Wang and the others back, when he couldn't find Su Li, he heard rustling noises in the bathroom.

In the darkness, there were two piercing big eyes flickering, accompanied by the sound of paper "squeaking" and rollers "gurgling", the lights were turned on and everyone was silent.

The obedient and never mischievous kitten named "Moon Cake" is squatting on the toilet seat and quickly destroying the roll paper on the wall. Its sharp little claws tore four scratches, and the ground is full of paper scraps. crumbs, and some white dust flying.

Shen Zuo: "..."

Aunt Wang: "..."

The big brother in the kitchen and Wang Xu who came to help: "..."

Just as everyone was silent, the sound of the rolling scroll also rolled to the bottom, leaving only a section of scroll paper pasted on the paper tube.

The culprit rubbed his paws gracefully, sat obediently as before and tilted his head to look at them.

Su Li: Aha!Can't think of it!

He originally wanted to knock over Shen Zuo's water glass, but he thought it would be troublesome for Aunt Wang and the others to clean the wet carpet, so he came here to make a fuss.

Anyway, the roll of paper was almost used up.

There must be a price to pay for making a kitten angry.

Seeing Shen Zuo's shocked expression, Su Li suddenly felt a little proud in his heart.

Unexpectedly, his previous cuteness was all pretended!It's all fake!

Now it's revealed!

But at this moment, Wang Xu looked at Su Li and said in shock: "It can even cover the toilet seat by itself..."

Writer Shen's toilet is smart, except that it is automatically closed during cleaning and disinfection, and it is open at all other times.

Su Li looked at the toilet seat under his buttocks, and vaguely remembered that he had indeed lifted it off by himself.

No, is there something wrong with your focus?

When Shen Zuo leaned over to pick him up, Su Li jumped out from their feet before they closed the door.

Shen Zuo was afraid of hurting him, so he didn't dare to arrest him by force, so he could only let him run out.

It is impossible to hide under the bed now, so many people came here just to move the bed.

Su Li didn't know where the strength came from, and he climbed up the curtain in two or three strokes.

By the time he realized it, he had already climbed to the highest point of the curtain, and he relied on his four claws to tightly hook the fabric to fix his body.

Looking down, it was a little high, Su Li shivered and closed his eyes.

In fact, it seems that there is no need to make such a big fuss, anyway, he has plenty of ways to make Shen Zuo unable to sterilize him, but... it seems a bit embarrassing to stop at this time.

Su Li: What's the matter, the kitty doesn't want to lose face!

It wasn't that he didn't dare to go down, it was that he was still angry and refused to go down!

The stubborn Mao Mao's head hung on the curtain and remained motionless, no matter what Shen Zuo called him, he would not respond.

There are 32 muscles in a cat's ear, and its hearing range is three times that of a human.

But when they hear something they don't want to hear, they...

Pretend not to hear.

The author says:

Su Li: Stop shouting, I'm deaf.

When I called my kittens, they also pretended to lick their fur and didn't hear my voice, and they didn't even move their ears (smile jpg)