Kitten Care Guide

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The Mooncake Cake Cat Education Academy became famous in the first battle, and Su Li also completely got rid of Shen Zuo's aura and became Dean Su, who became popular on the Internet.

People say that there is a reason why he is liked by the moon cake teacher-what kitty doesn't like the shit-shoveling officer who understands cats?

The outstanding graduates of Mooncake Cake Cat Education College said that they like Dean Su the most.

As long as you take one day of class, all the big and small problems will be eliminated, and you can still graduate with a "doctorate degree". Which kitten's parents don't want to send their kittens there?

Not to mention whether or not to fix bad problems, whether it is an advanced professional cat or not, just the fact that his cub has become caring is enough to make many shit-shoveling officers excited.

You see, the excrement shoveler works hard every day to "hunt" outside to support his family. When he returns home, his cute kitten will come up to kiss and kiss, screaming tenderly in his throat, and will take the initiative to step on the milk to shovel the excrement Official massage, even sleeping obediently sticking to the side of the pillow..

How can a "fairy" be so good these days?

The parents of the former outstanding graduates more or less posted on social media the happy life of their cubs after becoming cats again, which made other parents jealous.

It turns out that owning half a mooncake teacher is such an experience!

Yes, these kittens are far less cute than the mooncake teacher they knew, nor as caring as the mooncake teacher, nor as smart as the mooncake teacher, nor as cute as the mooncake teacher.. so they can only be counted as half a mooncake teacher, but yes For an ordinary person who has never enjoyed the joy of having a moon cake teacher, this is enough!

However, after finding a way to make money and finding that it worked, Zuli's longing for freedom came back.

Pick up a kitten to class today, but the class is so tiring, let’s rest tomorrow, the day after tomorrow?Rest the day after tomorrow?

[You came out to recruit students for me! ! 】

Su Li, who was lying on the bed and buried under the blanket: I can't hear, I can't hear.

Sure enough, he should spend his whole life fishing for happiness, Shen Zuo will support him, right?

Woohoo, definitely will.

Such a cute kitten, who wouldn't raise it?

However, due to the high voices from the outside world, netizens have entrusted him with the important task of "wearing the cat's virtues and cultivating good cats in the era".

Therefore, President Su Li has to come out to do business from time to time, and educate the two kittens to "resent the common people".

And the time when he brought his laziness to the extreme was when he took twenty kittens to class at once, and the kittens drowned him as soon as they came out of the cage.

Within 3 minutes, apart from the crazy "meow" cry, there was no other sound heard.

Fortunately, Su Li has a strong affinity in the kitten community, and the kittens will listen to everything he says. This time, the main reason is that the other "meow" calls are too loud, covering up Su Li's own voice. That's why such a tragedy happened.

In short, the people watching the live broadcast were speechless, because the scene was so chaotic that the live broadcast was interrupted—the staff, including Shen Zuo, who was "on the sideline", rushed up to rescue Su Li from the cats and cats.

According to Dean Su's own recollection, it was quite embarrassing at the time.

However, when the broadcast restarted half an hour later, the classroom was peaceful again. Twenty kittens sat obediently on their small benches, listening to the class seriously. It looks like a very normal class.

However, screen recording is never out of date, and the black history of Zuli will be engraved forever together with the Waterloo of Mooncake Teacher.

Su Li slammed the pointer angrily: I don't care if I am the dean!

But there is no way, this is Su Li's career, no matter how wronged he is, he must continue to work hard.

When the little cat lay on Shen Zuo's shoulder and cried, it still clenched its paws and decided to continue going to class tomorrow.

Of course, besides attending classes, Su Li's life is not just about playing and amusing, he also has other things to do.

For example, when Su Embroidery opened a new exhibition and Shen Zuo was asked to go to the catwalk, Su Li also went with him.

Su Embroidery originally wanted Su Li to appear on stage, but this time the theme of the show was cats, and she really wanted Su Li to go up for a walk.

You know, the furs on the two clothes that Shen Zuo is going to wear are all real cat hairs - combed from Su Li's body, and the young couples walking the show together, it really makes Suxiu very excited!

Moreover, Su Li's height was neither tall nor short, which was just right, so Su Xiu didn't need to be too excited, at least he persuaded Su Li who was thin-skinned and didn't dare to go on stage.

However, imagination is always beautiful, but reality is cruel for no reason.

Su Xiu has emphasized many times that as long as Su Li can walk normally, Su Li can't even walk on the catwalk. The same hands and feet are the basics, and occasionally he can fall.

Even Su Li didn't know why he fell, but he just couldn't control his foot.

Su Li didn't have much experience in watching shows or catwalks, but when Su Xiu showed him the catwalk videos of other models, Su Li looked at the crowded people on both sides of the road, and fell even harder.

His performance on the catwalk surprised Su Xiu and Shen Zuo.

This is not a high standard or strict requirement for an ordinary person, but as a little cat demon, the so-called catwalk should be his ancestral kung fu. Can't even learn to walk?

Su Li: ".."

Surreptitiously exchanging glances with Shen Zuo, Su Li moaned in his heart.

He's just a kitten who became a monk halfway through the house, so how could he know what catwalks or not catwalks.

He was thin-skinned when he was a human, but he was so good when he was a kitten!

That night, the kitten who had been questioned took catwalks in the room angrily, twisting its fluffy little buttocks, wagging its big fluffy tail, walking around the bed, around the sofa, around the table, swearing Tell Shen Zuo that he can walk very well!

Shen Zuo: ".."

What to do, sometimes I just feel that my kitten is somewhat childish.

Moreover, his level of social cow when he was a cat is absolutely proportional to the level of social fear he was when he was a human, and it seems that there is no chance of changing in this life.

After more than half an hour, looking at the little cat who had moved to the full-length mirror in the room and was walking and admiring himself, Shen Zuo's expression was quite confused.

Without selfishness, from the perspective of a bystander, Shen Zuo had no choice but to praise Su Li for his perfect catwalk, and his plump little buttocks twisted rhythmically. If he was given some music right now, he might still Can catch the rhythm.

But no matter how good the catwalk is, how can you...

Shen Zuo: "?"

It doesn't seem to work?

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For two weeks, there was no moon cake teacher in the live broadcast room of Long Live Cat, and on the other hand, Dean Su of the Moon Cake Cat Education Institute was also closed, and the netizens who couldn’t see the cute kittens felt uncomfortable every day Going crazy, the daily dynamics are "where is my mooncake teacher", "where is my Dean Su", "I will die without Kitty and Dean Su".

Of course, this is an exaggeration, but the days without Teacher Mooncake and Dean Su are really boring!

Netizens who are used to watching the happy time of kittens kill their lives are crying, but they can't find where their mooncake teacher and Dean Su have gone.

Until this day, a little yellow cat became popular on the Internet, and it became a mess.

When the news spread to China, everyone thought that there was another kitten as smart as Mr. Mooncake in foreign countries. When they were about to tell which cat was better to win glory for the country, when they saw the news, they couldn't help feeling that Some familiar.

In the video, it is the spring show of the "SU" brand with the theme of "CAT". The person responsible for the closing is not a well-known model, but a fluffy little yellow cat.

It may not be as good as other kittens that appear in various cat arenas, but its posture and demeanor are definitely the best among cats.

It doesn't wear clothes or a small cape, only a light yellow bow ribbon in the theme color of the show is tied at the end of the tail. The tail is raised high, and the ribbon is shaking from side to side. The excellent catwalk shows its pride and confidence, fixed point But extraordinarily elegant.

It walked slowly to the back of the stage amid the belated applause, and then jumped into the arms of the man waiting at the backstage entrance after the curtain fell.

Fuck, isn't this our moon cake teacher who has been missing for half a month?

The author says:

苏黎：我很牛，我知道！感谢在2022-07-2314:34:17-2022-07-2322:16:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!