Kitten Care Guide

Meow meow meow

Because of Shen Zuo's words, Su Li got a little emo.

Su Li, who was leaning on Shen Zuo's arms with his arms around Shen Zuo's waist, was silent for a long time. Although he didn't cry, his nose felt sore for a while.

No one has ever said such a thing to him, so Su Li's heart is warm and sour at the same time, he is happy and wants to cry.

But he sniffed and felt that he had his own family, and he couldn't cry when he encountered such a happy thing, so he tried his best not to cry.

He just said in a muffled voice: "Then you should treat me better in the future!"

Shen Zuo patted his head: "Yes."

Su Li slipped into his arms, wiped the moisture from the corners of his eyes with his clothes, and said viciously: "If you want to bully me again, I will bite you! I will tear down your house! "

The kitten's teeth are very sharp and sharp, and the kitten's claws are also very sharp and sharp. As long as Su Li is willing to let it go, after all, it is a miniature version of the little tiger, and it is not impossible to dismantle it.

Shen Zuo smiled softly, lifted Su Li's chin with one hand, lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead: "It's up to you."

Su Li's eyes were red, he stared at Shen Zuo and complained, "I told you not to do anything!"

Shen Zuo immediately coaxed him: "Okay, it's all my fault."

Su Li hummed in his throat and buried his head back again: "Tear off a pillow for you tonight."

Shen Zuo continued to coax him: "Is one enough? How about dismantling two?"

Su Li glared at him angrily: "If you do this again, I'll tear down your bed!"

Shen Zuo: "Okay, take them all down."

Su Li: ".."

Shen Zuo followed him in everything, and he didn't get angry when he lost his temper. Su Li had nothing to do with him, so he could only calm down and continue lying in his arms.

How could being a kitten be as happy as a human being?

He just needs to be a happy kitten.

The two of them hugged quietly in the lounge for a long time, until the phone rang outside, and Shen Zuo put down Su Li and went out for a while.

Su Li wrapped himself in a blanket and sat down. His mood had calmed down now. When Shen Zuo came in after finishing his talk, he was already dressed and sitting on the sofa in the lounge, holding his mobile phone in his bare feet. playing games.

It’s a very simple game, and it’s very popular on the Internet. Many of them will use it to play with kittens and make a video. All four cats in the Long Live Mao live broadcast room have played it, but only Teacher Mooncake can pass the level.

Su Li's expression was very serious, Shen Zuo didn't bother him at this time, but he felt that Su Li was still a little sad, so he wanted to find a topic to distract him.

And the topic is—what should he do?

When Su Li, who put down his phone after two games, raised his head to talk to Shen Zuo, he saw Shen Zuo sitting next to him again, and asked in shock, "You still want me to go to work?"

Probably because his shock was too obvious, Shen Zuo was so close to him, he could see his dilated pupils.

Shen Zuo smiled: "Don't you want to find something to do? Wouldn't it be boring to stay by my side all the time?"

Su Li thought for a while, and answered honestly: "Actually, sometimes it's quite boring, but I think job hunting can be done slowly, and I want to have fun again."

For migrant workers, if they don't have any worries, it would be a great thing to stop and have a rest.

Su Li has been thinking about money since he was a child. He had to work part-time when he was studying, and he went straight to work after graduation. There was no graduation trip, no vacation, and no travel around the world. There is no time for yourself when you click a line.

Besides, if you want him to work, he has no other experience besides his original job.

It's just that the job is not easy to do. When encountering a large-scale event, he has to plan and stay up late to work overtime. Su Li said that he is a bit psychologically shadowed and doesn't want to do it anymore.

He has indeed been a kitten for a year, and he has been playing badly for more than a year. He thinks he can play again.

Although it seems a little embarrassing for a man to rely on another person to support him, but he is a kitten. Isn't it a matter of course for a kitten to be raised by a shit-shoveling officer?

Besides, he is not an ordinary kitten, he is a popular moon cake teacher on the Internet, if he really wants to make money, he can just do something casually, shoot commercials, be a kitten model, why can't he make money?

It's just that Shen Zuo doesn't want him to go out to make money.

Su Li hugged Shen Zuo's arm, shaking it like he was coquettish with Su Xiu before: "Will you give me something to eat?"

Shen Zuo: ".."

Su Li: "Will you give me cake, ice cream, fried chicken, chocolate, etc.?"

Shen Zuo pursed his lips and still didn't speak.

Su Li continued his efforts: "Zuo Zuo, will you give me something to eat?"

With the sound of "Zuo Zuo", Shen Zuo finally succeeded.

Shen Zuo replied helplessly: "Here, I will give you whatever you want."

Su Li "hehe" smirked: "I knew you liked me the most!"

Shen Zuo really had nothing to do with him.

However, Shen Zuo still didn't completely forget what Su Xiu said. He coughed dryly, and under Su Li's suspicious gaze, he said uncomfortably: "You... If you want, you can be my secretary."

Su Li: "?"

Su Li: "Are you asking me to grab Chenchen's job?"

Zhang Chenchen, who was sitting outside, sneezed suddenly for some unknown reason, and wiped his nose suspiciously. Could it be that the weather has changed and he caught a cold?

Facing Su Li's question, Shen Zuo explained: "I mean, help me make coffee, get materials and so on."

Su Li: ".."

Su Li looked at Shen Zuo with contempt, his disgust was beyond words.

He really wanted to knock on Shen Zuo's head to see what was inside.

If Auntie Suxiu knew about Shen's evil idea, she would definitely beat him up.

What kind of serious work is this?

Don't do any business, just serve tea and water, just like a little lover raised in the office!

Su Li: It's the same, that's it!

Su Li "hummed" twice, squinting at Shen Zuo: "When the time comes, get some tea and water, and get a report. If you have nothing to do, hug and kiss, and then...

Stop it, stop it, don't think about it anymore!

Su Li shook his head, vigilantly moving away from Shen Zuo.

This person thinks about strange things all day long, and kitty can't stay with such a person.

Seeing Su Li's little actions, Shen Zuo swears to God that he really didn't have any bad intentions.

Absolutely not.

But unfortunately, the little cat didn't believe him.

Su Li: "You might as well ask Wansui Mao to pay me my salary!"

This is actually quite reasonable.

Although Long Live the Cat was popular before, it was not as popular as it is now. The popularity can only be said to be one-tenth of what it is now.

What really made her angry was the little yellow fur who suddenly broke into the live broadcast room, that is, Su Li who was out to play at that time.

Shen Zuo: "It can be considered."

Su Li smirked "hehe", look, doesn't this mean you don't have to go to work?

But maybe it was denied by Su Li so many times, now it is not Su Xiu who is forcing Shen Zuo to find a job for Su Li, but Shen Zuo spontaneously wants to find a job for Su Li.

In short, if he was doing nothing like now, Shen Zuo was also afraid that Su Li would feel bored one day because of this.

Su Li frowned and looked at him: "Anyway, don't think about what you have, I can't be your secretary!"

Shen Zuo didn't think about it when he saw it.

Shen Zuo: "Xiao Li, is there anything you want to do?"

Su Li, who doesn't want to go to work and just wants to show off, rolled around on the bed: "I want to play with kittens in the live broadcast room every day, I want to ride a cat, I want to ride a dog, I want to sleep, I want to eat!"

Looking at Shen Zuo proudly, Su Li smiled "hehe", he wanted to see what else Shen Zuo could come up with.

Shen Zuo thought about it, and he had a new idea: "Do you want to consider starting a cat school?"

Su Li was shocked: "What?"

Seeing his confused face, Shen Zuo slowly explained his thoughts to him.

Shen Zuo knew that Su Li could communicate with the kittens. Like the so-called "Mooncake Teacher Class" before, Su Li "meowed meow" to reason with the kittens, and successfully persuaded them to correct their bad habits. Be a good cat with cat virtue.

This is an ability that no one else has, and this is a market that no one has explored.

Without a market, it means a huge market. Shen Zuo is confident that Zuli can be the number one, because there has never been such a gentle solution to all problems as Zuli.

Su Li: ".."

It's no wonder that he can only work for others, and can't be his own boss. He has completely different feelings for people like bosses.

He obviously has this ability, but he has never thought about this problem at all!

If the kitten at home has no bad problems, you can send it to Su Li for further study. When you return home, you will be a good professional cat who has mastered all kinds of Dr. Meow skills; if you have any bad problems, you can send them to Su Li to have a good talk and find out the reason , and strive to get rid of the bad habits that affect the life of the shit shovel officer and the kitten as soon as possible.

In short, it is the class of the moon cake teacher, and there is a fee.

Su Li himself likes kittens. If his future job is with kittens, then Su Li won't feel annoyed. Who would think that kittens are boring by his side?

This is the perfect job for Zu Li!

Su Li hugged Shen Zuo's head, and immediately kissed "MUA" on his face: "Zuo Zuo! Why are you so smart!"

Shen Zuo: "...that's it."

Su Li shook his head and gave him another loud kiss.

But he suddenly thought of another question: "Then what if I fail in class?"

Shen Zuo pinched his face: "Then there is no charge."

Su Li: "..oh, yes."

Seeing his sudden realization, Shen Zuo still winked at him: "But I believe that Xiao Li will succeed."

Su Li: "Hey hey hey!"

Even though the business has not started yet, Su Li has already seen that his cat classroom is full of kittens.

Su Li looked at Shen Zuo: "Then when will we open?"

Shen Zuo looked at his phone: "Shall we go count a good day?"

Su Li nodded: "I think so."

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Half a month later, the Mooncake Cake Cat Education Academy opened. There were no flowers, no festive music, and even the venue was the lounge of Shen Zuo's office, but he still opened it grandly.

Su Li bought a big cake to treat himself, and then welcomed his first "student", that is, a fan introduced by Mao Wansui.

By the time the Mooncake Cake Cat Education Academy became known to the public, the cat academy had already had eight honorary students, and each student returned home with a small medal personally awarded by Dean Su Li.

[Fuck, who will tell me what this Mooncake Cake Cat Education Academy is?Why does my friend's cat lock the door now that it's open and closed? 】

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