Kitten Care Guide

Meow meow meow

Tens of millions of Internet celebrity mooncake teachers were late on the first day of "work" this week. Not only was they late, but they also suffered a work-related injury while rushing to the workplace in front of thousands of viewers. Those who are sad and those who hear it cry.

Especially when it got up in a daze, and got up firmly to go to its former job—that little cushion exclusive to it, no one would pay attention to its lateness, but instead paid attention to its professionalism. Expressed admiration, and gave considerable attention and pity.

【Mr. Mooncake, are you okay!Long live do you know the latest situation! 】

[Although the moon cakes in that shape are really cute, but he bumped so loudly that it hurts me to hear it! 】

[That is to say, will the kitten have a concussion?very worried. 】

[I hope Teacher Mooncake is okay! ! 】

……

Long live the cat in the live broadcast room is not clear about the situation, she also brought sparrows to stay in the camera to appease the hearts of the audience, if they also disappear, once the live broadcast room is closed, how many messy rumors will come out in the follow-up Sure.

At this time, Su Li had already been sent to Lu Ming's pet hospital.

Long before Shen Zuo contacted Lu Ming, he had already learned about Su Li's situation from the Internet, and had prepared everything for Shen Zuo and Su Li's arrival.

The little kitty, who was still wearing a small dinosaur suit, had a limp body, and was drooling a little when he fell down there. Fortunately, his breathing was still steady, so Lu Ming reassured Shen Zuo as soon as he received him.

Shen Zuo didn't dare to touch him before, so he didn't even take off his clothes. Now Lu Ming took off his little dinosaur clothes. Lu Ming "does whatever he wants".

He was first taken to take a film to make sure that his little head was not damaged. Both Lu Ming and Shen Zuo heaved a sigh of relief, and then took advantage of his groggy state to have the annual physical examination directly.

When Su Li woke up an hour later, he found himself being hugged by Shen Zuo and sitting on the stool, and Lu Ming next to him pushed his glasses: "Just wake up, it's fine, just go back and rub the medicine on him."

Su Li: "..."

The bewildered little yellow cat: "Meow--"

What happened?Ah, dizzy, like turning [-] times, the little cat is a little uncomfortable.

Shen Zuo touched his ear and said softly, "It's all right, we'll go home in a while."

Su Li looked at him for a while, then slowly lowered his head, leaning on his hand and fell asleep again.

Before Shen Zuo could ask, Lu Ming took the initiative to say: "Don't worry, there is nothing wrong with the moon cake. It's just that it hit hard before, and it's fine if it recovers. If it wants to sleep, don't wake it up. Sleep until tomorrow and you should recover."

Shen Zuo nodded: "Then the wound on his forehead?"

Lu Ming waved his hand: "Small, it's just a little bit of broken skin. I put the ointment in a bag for you. Apply it three times a day. It will be all right in two or three days. After a month and a half, the hair will grow out."

Yes, Su Li's collision didn't cause any concussion, nor did he cause any serious illness.

But a small piece of skin on the forehead near the eyes was torn off, so he was naturally bald.

Just now Lu Ming applied ointment to disinfect him, and the area was sticky, and the hairs were all tangled together, it looked really pitiful.

Moon Cake is a kitten who loves cleanliness. Its obsession with cleanliness is well known in the world, but Shen Zuo also knows that it is also a kitten that loves beauty. When does it go out without tidying itself up?

After all, Mr. Mooncake is a person inside.

But in the current situation, no matter how rich Shen Zuo is, he can't let Su Li's small wound heal, and he can't let the shaved hair around him grow back, so he can only... take one step at a time up.

Shen Zuo nodded, hugged Su Li and went out with the bag.

Because he was afraid that he would not be able to take a good look at Su Li when he was driving, Shen Zuo was not at ease whether to let him lie down on the car seat or take him back in the flight case, so he had already contacted the driver to come and take him with him. They are gone.

He just hugged Su Li and sat on the back seat of the car, seeing how pitiful he was in his sleep, he couldn't help rubbing his chin lightly.

Small poor.

It's all his fault today.

If he hadn't said that to Su Li on purpose, he wouldn't have panicked to the point of running wildly, and then slammed his head against the glass door, smashing his head and leaving a black history.

A long time ago, the emoticon made of Su Li being beaten up by Da Lao Hei in the live broadcast room has been widely circulated.

It is said that even foreign netizens are using it. After all, in terms of "cute animals", people all over the world have similar preferences.

Today's collision may be "persistence through the ages" again, and Shen Zuoguang gave Su Li a headache just thinking about it.

After a while when he woke up, I still don't know how to coax him.

This time, it was Shen Zuo who overturned.

Thinking of boiling the frog in warm water, but ended up burning my beloved kitten into the hospital with a fire, it was really not worth the candle.

Shen Zuo has learned the lesson from this time, and has already made a decision in his heart. Next time he does this kind of thing, and says this kind of thing, he must keep this little cat firmly under his nose, and resolutely prevent him from Possibility of encountering danger.

At this time, Long Live Mao also came to inquire about Su Li's situation.

Not only Mao Wansui is worried, but other viewers in the live broadcast room are also quite worried, for fear that something bad will happen to their favorite Mao Maolong, and they will not be able to calm down even at work.

【What!My mooncake teacher got hurt when he hit the door? 】

[Joke it?Are you still human?The moon cake teacher was sent to the hospital, are you still laughing?I'm really going to be angry! 】

Whenever there is someone "hahaha", the senior fans of Su Li will get angry with him.

Kittens are no better than people. Once something happens, it will always make people worry.

In short, against all those who laugh at Teacher Mooncake, this is the psychology of the fans who are still waiting in the live broadcast room of Mao Wansui.

This kind of mentality, until the long live cat announces that Zuli is safe.

Mao Wansui got the latest situation of Su Li from Shen Zuo. For example, he just had a small wound, which will heal soon.

For example, he has woken up, and the doctor said to let him rest for a while, etc. In short, he avoided all words related to the words "bald" and "hair", which can be regarded as temporarily saving Zu Li's face in front of outsiders. .

And when everyone knew that Su Li was safe and sound, and that he might be able to appear alive and kicking in the live broadcast room tomorrow, those "anti-laughing mooncake teacher fighters" just now changed sides instantly.

[Family, I actually wanted to laugh just now, is it too late for me to join the "Haha Teaching" now? 】

[Get out!We "Haha Cult" do not welcome people who are hostile to "Haha Cult members"!We have seen what you did just now, and we reject your joining! 】

【Hahaha!Let's just say, that moment when Maomaolong slammed into the glass door was hilarious! 】

[People are on the scene!Although everyone didn't laugh at that time, and everyone was concerned about Teacher Mooncake, but I personally admit that, in fact, I couldn't help but laugh first when I was behind the phone.I'm sorry Mooncake Teacher, I'll kneel down and admit my mistake first! 】

[Since someone took the lead... then I admit that I laughed.But please allow me to quibble, it is really human nature to smile or not, it is out of my control at all, I swear I don't want to laugh, but it doesn't listen to my mouth. 】

[Then what, I actually laughed too, and what’s more, the moon cake teacher hadn’t been sent to the hospital at the time, and I had already made an emoji package OTZ because of my sharp eyesight and quick hands]

[I raise my hand first!Send me a look! 】

[No matter what kind of moon cake teacher it looks like, it's super cute!The cat and the bee are cute, the cat and the dragon are also cute, and the cat and the dragon that hit the glass door are equally cute!So, send me a look now! ! 】

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Not long ago, I was speaking for Su Li everywhere, and the fans who quarreled with the black fans of those kittens turned around and became more "black" than the black fans. They had a strong desire to create, and their creative inspirations emerged endlessly. New jokes and new emoticons are in Born at this moment, the cat, cat and dragon that hit the door finally replaced the little yellow cat that was beaten around in mid-air.

And all this, Su Li didn't know yet.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the little cat who was waking up on the small hammock by the window in the bedroom finally opened his eyes. This time, he didn't turn around and go back to sleep in a daze. He blinked and woke up soon come over.

The warm sunlight shone on him, and he was staying in the air-conditioned room. This feeling was quite comfortable. Even because of the shade cloth on the small hammock, he would not feel glaring when he opened his eyes.

However, there was a little bit of pain in his small head, sour and swollen, and he didn't know how to describe it.

In the blink of an eye, he saw Shen Zuo who had been standing beside him.

Su Li: ".."

Recalling the previous conversation in the office, Su Li thought of the possible meanings contained in it, and then thinking about the conversation between Shen Zuo and Aunt Wang before, he always felt that he and Shen Zuo were not so innocent before. Feeling with the master, I couldn't help covering my cheeks a little bit ashamedly.

As soon as he covered it, he covered the wound on his forehead.

The cute and embarrassed "meow" of the kitty turned into a rough "ow" and jumped up from the hammock quickly.

Su Li: "Meow meow!!"

who is it!Who gave me a blow to the head while I was asleep, so that my head hurts so much!

In the next second, some strange memories revived in Su Li's mind, which answered his doubts.

There are scenes where he is running down the corridor in a little dinosaur suit, there are scenes where he is wrinkling his nose and thinking hard about the meaning of his words, and there are also scenes where he hits the glass door and slowly falls to the ground...

Su Li: ".."

If he leaves this splendid and beautiful world now, he shouldn't have to face those "reigns of blood" that he hasn't seen yet, right?

Who can resist laughing at a goofy kitten?

Anyway, Su Li couldn't do it himself.

I used to watch those silly cat videos, banging doors and walls and railings, that was the source of happiness for Su Li.

Now, he himself has become a pinch of water in this boundless source of happiness, Su Li said: Ah, don’t you really want to live——

Recalling everything, the little cat slowly fell back into the hammock, its head was out of the range of the sunshade, and it closed its eyes peacefully under the dazzling sunlight at two o'clock in the afternoon.

Shen Zuo, who had been standing by the side all the time, didn't dare to make a sound at first because he was afraid of scaring him, but when he saw Su Li's appearance, he immediately came up to him, carefully moved his head from the sun back to the shadow, and gave him Blow on the forehead.

The warm wind in the mouth became slightly cool after blowing out, and it seemed to be able to wipe away the pain when it fell on the wound, Su Li opened his eyes again.

At this moment, the little cat's eyes lost all life, and he silently turned his head to the side, not looking at Shen Zuo.

How can Shen Zuo's messy emotions, some and some not, be as important as his image?

With great difficulty, he got rid of the influence of the big pusher at the beginning, and became the cute, charming, mature (?) mooncake teacher in everyone's eyes again. Why did God want him to overturn at this time again! !

The little kitten lying there half dead and doubting its life whined and chirped. It was Shen Zuo who coaxed him for a long time and promised him a lot of delicious food that finally made him willing to raise his head to look at people.

As for this time, even Shen Zuo was not in the mood to think about boiling frogs in warm water.

However, this was only a temporary coaxing. When Su Li condescended to get out of the hammock, wandered around the house, and found that he had a bald spot on his forehead, he closed himself off again.

Kitty doesn't want to talk.

Kitty is not happy.

The author says:

苏黎：自闭中感谢在2022-07-0813:33:18-2022-07-0821:54:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!