After being possessed by a boss, I became popular all over the Internet

On the stage, Yun Zian's performance continued, with a natural eloquence, and there was no pressure to perform crosstalk, "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, Braised pig, oven duck, sauce chicken, bacon..."

As the number one on the audience voting list with the highest expectations, Yun Zian's performance was live broadcasted on the Internet. The first live broadcast room of "Live and Jumping Brother" had more than [-] million views. Seeing such a performance, the audience's first reaction It was dumbfounded, the next second the bullet screen frantically swiped, it was like laughing like crazy.

"hahahahahahahahaha……"

"Our Ann: Do I still need to write on my face that I don't want to do business?"

"Use the most beautiful face to perform the funniest plot."

"Zai Zai! Mom won't allow you to waste such a beauty to talk about cross talk!"

"I'm dying of laughter, this is not a star, it's a comedian..."

……

At the same time, the director team watched Yun Zian in the monitor holding a microphone to announce the name of the dish, and they were all dumbfounded and silent, "..."

This is completely different from the agreed-upon script!

"Director..." The person in charge of the process swallowed nervously, his clothes were almost soaked in sweat, "This..."

The chief director was holding the script in his hand, and his expression was so complicated that he couldn't describe it at all. He was the only person present who knew Yun Zian's real background. Anyway, he could be regarded as a person with dignity, but when he thought of the call he received this morning, My heart couldn't help trembling subconsciously.

The other party's request was very simple, to ensure that Yun Zi'an would not be eliminated.

Calls with similar content, the director did not know how many calls he had received since he was preparing for the casting of the show, but there was no call with such weight that he passed his direct leadership and was transferred to him...

Yun Zian won all the title endorsements and special endorsements in one go. The program crew already attached great importance to him. When the director heard such a request, he thought it was a simple statement. he……

... Haidilao.

The chief director has never been so tired in his life. He held his forehead and waved his hands weakly, "What's the situation in the live broadcast room now?"

Immediately, a staff member reported to him, "The public's reaction showed a polarized situation, and the atmosphere was generally happy and harmonious, but..."

He swallowed hard, "The reaction on Weibo is bloody. A topic named #云子安满出娱乐圈# has become increasingly popular and has already reached the top of the real-time hot search list..."

The live broadcast has just started, and this topic is rushing so fast...

All the people present were old fritters who had been in the circle for many years. They had never seen any storms or tricks. They knew each other at a glance.

"Director..." The staff looked extremely nervous, "Or else..."

The chief director closed his eyes heavily, feeling extremely regretful in his heart, he just sent text messages to the instructors too early...

Who the hell would have known that Yun Zi'an, with such a beautiful and coquettish face, would not sing or dance on stage, but would fucking talk about comic dialogue and announce the name of the dishes...

Three mentors...

Sorry--!

The whole "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable" has at least [-] words. Yunzi Ancheng didn't even utter half a word, and he didn't take a breath, as if he didn't touch his mouth at all, and he finished it in one go, flowing smoothly.

The last word spit out from his lips like beans, and the audience was silent. The three instructors looked at me and I looked at you. They couldn't tell whether they were humble or embarrassed, and they all wanted the other party to speak first.

They want to open their eyes too, just fucking act like this...

Want. How. What. Praise!

The mentors all have the same sentence in each other's eyes——

Just kill me——!

Perhaps cross talk is the closest to rap, and they share some similarities. As the top singer-songwriter in the rap industry, Mr. Deng Hai, sweating profusely like an ant in a steamer, struggled to pick up the microphone, "uh..."

"Very..." The tip of his tongue kept licking his lips, but his mouth always felt dry, "Very smooth...very natural...also...very..."

It's really nothing to boast about, but I can't help but... None of the three instructors present understood the folk art of cross talk, and they themselves never expected that there would be a contestant who was so crazy that he would perform consistently in the draft. mouth!

Seeing such a scene in the live broadcast room, the audience's laughter almost completely covered the screen——

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, may I ask if I really watched "Little Brother" instead of "Happy Comedian"!"

"What kind of treasure is Yun Zi'an, why is it so funny!"

"I can't do it! I can't do it! Call me an ambulance!"

"It's really embarrassing to be on the show. As an actor, it's fine if you can't perform well, but you even ruined the essence of the country in public, playing tricks.

"Don't use words indiscriminately upstairs. Crosstalk is a traditional folk art, and the connotation is to be happy to hear and see. As long as the audience laughs happily, it is considered a success."

"Who stipulated that cross talk can't be performed in the talent show? I like to watch and listen to it, especially watching beauties talking about cross talk (beep beep——)"

"Oh, vulgar."

"Is this vulgar? Can you tell me what Yangchun Baixue sees upstairs every day?"

……

The three instructors were bragging about it. Thinking of the chilling phrase "there is someone behind the scenes" from the chief director, no one dared to say a word, and everyone knew exactly what the comments on the variety show were like. , even if it is a boast, it can't be a rainbow fart-style brainless boast, that will attract blackmail to the instructor himself, and it will appear that he is not good enough.

It's just racking my brains, thinking hard, painstakingly searching...

They can't wait to give a deep bow to their Chinese teachers from childhood to adulthood. It is the first time in so many years that a student has not failed to live up to your teaching...

The host of the cue process was already sweating to the point of taking off his makeup. It took a lot of courage to go on stage now. He handed the microphone to the witness Shi Yuyu according to the script, "Mr. Shi, do you have anything to say?"

Shi Yuyu is a miracle in film history, the first winner of three gold medals, over forty years old, but well-maintained, with a straight nose and thin lips, gentle and elegant, and his figure is not out of shape in the slightest. You have to move this Buddha.

He was wearing a light gray woolen sweater, and he was sitting on the seat that belonged exclusively to the witness officer. His two slender and straight legs were crossed together, and he looked handsome and extraordinary.

The three instructors looked at him together, whether to save or smash the field depends on the actor's mouth.

Shi Yuyu stared at Yun Zi'an for two or three seconds, and suddenly laughed out loud, "It's been a long time since I saw such an eloquent kid."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was almost overwhelmed by the actor's fans "Little Raindrops"——

"What a spoiled 'kid'!"

"I'm sorry, sisters, I want to drink 'Double Beauty CP'..."

"Take away our movie king without an appointment, we have the main palace."

"The empress of the main palace didn't agree! You are a concubine after all!"

"PS: Our film star can boast of 'smart teeth', which shows that Yun Zi'an is really smart!"

"As we all know, eloquence is a commendatory word in the dictionary of our actor!"

……

"What else can I order?" Shi Yuyu bent his fingers to support his cheeks, with an attitude of listening to music and watching a play, "I'll have more, I haven't listened enough."

The director team behind the monitor was all dumbfounded, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know if we should allow the film king to increase the duration without authorization.

But the current process has deviated from the original idea by a thousand miles...

However, this is a live broadcast, and it’s too late to stop it even on stage. All we can do is to see the on-the-spot reactions of the guests and contestants. The chief director secretly sweated, hoping that Yun Zian would stop acting like a monster and perform a little bit of Yang Jian’s stuff .

Under the dazzling light, Yun Zi'an held the microphone in his hands and took a deep breath——

His voice sounded full of sincerity, "I will...recite scriptures."

Even Shi Yuyu didn't expect this: "..."

Then the tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room, together with the director who was petrified in front of the monitor, just listened to him humming the entire "Great Compassion Mantra"...

This really engraves the words "Buddha. Department". On the face...

This first show ended in chaos, and Yun Zian's appearance not only exploded, but it almost made him jump to the sky!

Because Shi Yuyu changed the process and asked Yun Zi'an to perform for a while, the recording time had to be shortened. Today's original process was to record the first show of the top three in the voting list. The younger brother of No.3 was too late to arrive at the scene because of his schedule. , the recording time was moved to the next day.

As the No.2 Uzaki, he lost to Yun Zian in the voting. For today's first show, I don't know how long he secretly prepared. Zian completely suppressed it.

However, what he never expected was... the fucking Yun Zi'an actually came out like this...

Tell your mother the name of the dish...

Such a big reversal, such a performance that is very different from the audience's expectations, the variety show effect caused by both topicality and discussion can be described as a nuclear explosion, even if he broke his leg, he would not be able to surpass it.

When Yu Qi stepped onto the stage and passed Yun Zi'an, the hatred in his eyes almost spilled out of his eyes, he gritted his teeth, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "You wait for me——! "

Yun Zian didn't answer him at all, just smiled and measured it on his neck, the meaning couldn't be more obvious——

Come and die if you have the guts.