Yun Zi'an's face was deeply buried in the soft pillow, and when he was awakened by the almost violent knock on the door, every nerve and every muscle in his body screamed and ached, and his tired mind was hazy for several minutes before finally When he remembered where he was, the continuous knocking on the door made his unhappiness and irritability climb up in an instant.
He walked to the door with bare feet, gritted his teeth so much that he wanted to tear the person who knocked into pieces, and was even ready to kick the person between the legs with a provocative kick the moment the door was opened.
As soon as the clinker door was opened a crack, Ying Xiaofeng rushed in, groping up and down with him in his arms, the sobbing almost shook the ceiling, "Ancestor!!!"
"Get out." Yun Zian was in pain all over, and he didn't even bother to open his eyelids, "Don't make me say it a second time."
Ying Xiaofeng was afraid of being hit by him, so he jumped two meters away, and then looked him up and down, making sure that there was no missing part, and then often exhaled, "It's good that you are fine, I couldn't contact you last night, I didn't sleep all night..."
"What can I do?" Yun Zi'an was the most casual in front of Ying Xiaofeng. He took two steps and fell on the sofa, with his two murderous long legs wide open, "Here for me." Hot porridge, stomach ache."
"You, you, you drink without eating!" As soon as Ying Xiaofeng entered the kitchen, he saw a table full of wine bottles, as if an old woman was screaming there, "Yun Zi'an, can you listen to what others say?" !"
"Shut up." Yun Zian pinched his eyebrows with two fingers, "I'm so annoyed."
Ying Xiaofeng was indignant, and while cooking porridge, he muttered, "I'm not satisfied with my desires."
"Yes." Yun Zian opened his eyes a little, "I'm just dissatisfied with my desires, so if you talk too much, be careful that I'll sleep with you."
When Ying Xiaofeng heard this, he didn't dare to fart immediately, he clamped his butt tightly, and honestly made hot porridge for his ancestors.
Yun Zi'an was lying on the sofa like a pancake, and when he smelled the aroma of the rice, he moved to the dining table like a ghost, and picked up a spoon to drink the porridge.
Ying Xiaofeng wiped his hands on the apron, twitched his nose, sniffed the smell in the air, and frowned, "What's the smell?"
Yun Zi'an swallowed a mouthful of white porridge, without changing his face, he said, "Exquisite* taste."
"Ah!" The innocent boy Ying Xiaofeng immediately blushed and screamed, "Yun Zi'an, you are shameless—!"
The next second the clinker was planted, Yun Zi'an clutched his chest and felt nauseous, "Ouch!"
Ying Xiaofeng was terrified immediately, and stared like a groundhog, "You're fucking...pregnant"
Yun Zi'an felt terrible in his stomach, covered his mouth, and rushed into the bathroom, his eyes were bulging upside down, his physical tears blurred his vision, making him almost dizzy.
"Fuck, fuck..." Ying Xiaofeng was so frightened that he turned around like a headless chicken, "Medicine, medicine...no...mouthwash...no, no, no medicine..."
Yun Zian vomited out his stomach, leaned limply against the toilet, and pointed to the corner cabinet in the living room, "Over there..."
Only then did Ying Xiaofeng remember where the medicine and mouthwash were kept, and as soon as he opened the cabinet door, he blushed and screamed again, "Yun Zi'an, you fucking shameless—!"
Yun Zi'an opened his eyes a little, only to see a jumping egg rolling to the ground, snorted, and joked that Ying Xiaofeng had never seen the world.
Ying Xiaofeng seldom watched movies, let alone this kind of thing, he pinched the egg-sized thing with two fingers like demolishing a landmine, his face was flushed and trembling, he couldn't say a word, "You, you... "
"Widows don't have any love toys..." Yun Zi'an stood up from the cold tiles, went to the sink to rinse his mouth, "Then am I still alive?"
Ying Xiaofeng was about to collapse. He carefully put the thing aside and looked for the medicine in the cabinet. Before he found it, he accidentally knocked over a box, which contained thick and long...
"I want to resign!" Ying Xiaofeng yelled to resign like a pressure cooker, while throwing stomach medicine in front of Yun Zian, "I can't do this job anymore!"
Yun Ziping thought he was farting, took the medicine, covered his stomach with his hands for a while, opened his eyes and asked him, "What are you going to do today?"
Ying Xiaofeng flipped through the schedule on his mobile phone, "Oh, I'm going to audition at three o'clock in the afternoon today, tonight... there's nothing to do in the evening."
"So I still have acting?" Yun Zian laughed lazily, he has never been motivated in his career, "I thought I would have to be banned."
"Don't say that, I'm still waiting for the day when you become famous." Ying Xiaofeng pushed him to the bedroom to change clothes, "Ancestor, pack up, don't try acting like a prostitute..."
"You can just say that I smell dirty." Yun Zian was pushed by him to sit on the bed in the bedroom, and laughed, "Or... smell like a bitch."
"What are you bitch!" Ying Xiaofeng was immediately dissatisfied, "Listen to their fucking nonsense!"
The next second he opened the door of the cloakroom, and saw the burnt candles that hadn't been put away, "..."
Yun Zi'an yawned, and stretched out his hand to touch the back of his neck, "I played too late last night, so I forgot to close it."
Ying Xiaofeng was so angry that he gritted his teeth, rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find clothes, made a lot of noise, and used this to vent his temper, even if he couldn't understand Yun Zi'an.
If it hadn't been for half a year ago, after witnessing a dinner party with unknown meaning, Yun Zian was drugged and his eyes were reddened, but he said that he would not let others approach him. Burning cigarette burns on my palm...
Then Ying Xiaofeng probably believed that Yun Zi'an could sleep with anyone.
He also couldn't tell what was going on. He had been with Yun Zi'an for three years, but he still couldn't figure out this person's temperament. He was like a fucking ancestor.
"I'll take care of you." Ying Xiaofeng muttered dissatisfiedly, "You'd better clean up your mess, and don't let me catch you."
Yun Zian was delighted to hear the puff, stretched out his hand to reach the cigarette case from the bedside, and took one out.
"Don't fucking smoke!" Ying Xiaofeng came out with his clothes, and slapped the cigarette away, "Do you want to die!"
Yun Zi'an brushed up the broken hair in front of his forehead, exposing his smooth forehead, as if he was young master Gui who came out from the Huaihe River in Jinling, lightly exhaled a puff of non-existent smoke at him, and smiled brightly, "This is called drunkenness .”
Ying Xiaofeng rolled his eyes greatly, and threw his clothes on Yun Zian's face, "You're fucking rotten!"
After changing his clothes, he drove to the audition. Ying Xiaofeng acted like his manager, and said to the person in charge of registration, "Hello, actor Yun Zi'an, male, 25 years old..."
Before he could finish speaking, the registrant told him directly, "Oh, the audition is over, so there's no need to talk about it."
"What?" Ying Xiaofeng widened his eyes, "Three points agreed! Now at 02:30, we arrived early, why is it over?"
The registrant was also impatient with him, "It's over when it's over, just leave as soon as you're told."
"Why!" Ying Xiaofeng's loud voice almost quarreled with others, "What kind of attitude is this!"
At this time, a cold and arrogant voice came in from behind them, "This is the attitude towards the Eighteenth Front."
Hearing this voice, Yun Zi'an, who had been leaning against the gate and dozing there, raised his head, and happened to meet the sharp eyes.
When Ying Xiaofeng saw this person, he immediately felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, "Uzaki!"
The reason he is so nervous is because...
This Uzaki and Yun Zi'an are the so-called "opponents".
When Uzaki debuted, he was praised as a "fairy face", but he didn't expect to be caught up by Yun Zi'an, and what's even worse...their resources collided.
Yun Zi’an can always be seen in any TV series that Uzaki starred in, even if Uzaki is the leading actor, and Yun Zi’an is just a supporting role with few lines, it can’t stop his fans from climbing up to Yun Zi’an because of the shocking glimpse. the top of the wall.
Uzaki's hatred for Yun Zian's face can be said to go deep into his bones.
Uzaki was surrounded by three or four assistants, carrying bags, holding umbrellas, with gentle and clear smiles on his face, but with a cold air like a knife, "Oh, there are [-] lines on the [-]th line." Don't think that you can act in any scene with a coquettish and cheap face..."
He scolded viciously there, Yun Zian is not even a fart, it was really boring to hear it, he yawned, touched the back of his neck, turned around and asked the registrar, "Is there surveillance here?"
The registrar was stunned for a moment before replying, "Ah? No..."
In the next second, Yun Zi'an changed his laziness, and swung a powerful punch like lightning, hitting Yu Qi's face neatly, and sneered disdainfully, "Then you still dare to blah?"
He walked to the door with bare feet, gritted his teeth so much that he wanted to tear the person who knocked into pieces, and was even ready to kick the person between the legs with a provocative kick the moment the door was opened.
As soon as the clinker door was opened a crack, Ying Xiaofeng rushed in, groping up and down with him in his arms, the sobbing almost shook the ceiling, "Ancestor!!!"
"Get out." Yun Zian was in pain all over, and he didn't even bother to open his eyelids, "Don't make me say it a second time."
Ying Xiaofeng was afraid of being hit by him, so he jumped two meters away, and then looked him up and down, making sure that there was no missing part, and then often exhaled, "It's good that you are fine, I couldn't contact you last night, I didn't sleep all night..."
"What can I do?" Yun Zi'an was the most casual in front of Ying Xiaofeng. He took two steps and fell on the sofa, with his two murderous long legs wide open, "Here for me." Hot porridge, stomach ache."
"You, you, you drink without eating!" As soon as Ying Xiaofeng entered the kitchen, he saw a table full of wine bottles, as if an old woman was screaming there, "Yun Zi'an, can you listen to what others say?" !"
"Shut up." Yun Zian pinched his eyebrows with two fingers, "I'm so annoyed."
Ying Xiaofeng was indignant, and while cooking porridge, he muttered, "I'm not satisfied with my desires."
"Yes." Yun Zian opened his eyes a little, "I'm just dissatisfied with my desires, so if you talk too much, be careful that I'll sleep with you."
When Ying Xiaofeng heard this, he didn't dare to fart immediately, he clamped his butt tightly, and honestly made hot porridge for his ancestors.
Yun Zi'an was lying on the sofa like a pancake, and when he smelled the aroma of the rice, he moved to the dining table like a ghost, and picked up a spoon to drink the porridge.
Ying Xiaofeng wiped his hands on the apron, twitched his nose, sniffed the smell in the air, and frowned, "What's the smell?"
Yun Zi'an swallowed a mouthful of white porridge, without changing his face, he said, "Exquisite* taste."
"Ah!" The innocent boy Ying Xiaofeng immediately blushed and screamed, "Yun Zi'an, you are shameless—!"
The next second the clinker was planted, Yun Zi'an clutched his chest and felt nauseous, "Ouch!"
Ying Xiaofeng was terrified immediately, and stared like a groundhog, "You're fucking...pregnant"
Yun Zi'an felt terrible in his stomach, covered his mouth, and rushed into the bathroom, his eyes were bulging upside down, his physical tears blurred his vision, making him almost dizzy.
"Fuck, fuck..." Ying Xiaofeng was so frightened that he turned around like a headless chicken, "Medicine, medicine...no...mouthwash...no, no, no medicine..."
Yun Zian vomited out his stomach, leaned limply against the toilet, and pointed to the corner cabinet in the living room, "Over there..."
Only then did Ying Xiaofeng remember where the medicine and mouthwash were kept, and as soon as he opened the cabinet door, he blushed and screamed again, "Yun Zi'an, you fucking shameless—!"
Yun Zi'an opened his eyes a little, only to see a jumping egg rolling to the ground, snorted, and joked that Ying Xiaofeng had never seen the world.
Ying Xiaofeng seldom watched movies, let alone this kind of thing, he pinched the egg-sized thing with two fingers like demolishing a landmine, his face was flushed and trembling, he couldn't say a word, "You, you... "
"Widows don't have any love toys..." Yun Zi'an stood up from the cold tiles, went to the sink to rinse his mouth, "Then am I still alive?"
Ying Xiaofeng was about to collapse. He carefully put the thing aside and looked for the medicine in the cabinet. Before he found it, he accidentally knocked over a box, which contained thick and long...
"I want to resign!" Ying Xiaofeng yelled to resign like a pressure cooker, while throwing stomach medicine in front of Yun Zian, "I can't do this job anymore!"
Yun Ziping thought he was farting, took the medicine, covered his stomach with his hands for a while, opened his eyes and asked him, "What are you going to do today?"
Ying Xiaofeng flipped through the schedule on his mobile phone, "Oh, I'm going to audition at three o'clock in the afternoon today, tonight... there's nothing to do in the evening."
"So I still have acting?" Yun Zian laughed lazily, he has never been motivated in his career, "I thought I would have to be banned."
"Don't say that, I'm still waiting for the day when you become famous." Ying Xiaofeng pushed him to the bedroom to change clothes, "Ancestor, pack up, don't try acting like a prostitute..."
"You can just say that I smell dirty." Yun Zian was pushed by him to sit on the bed in the bedroom, and laughed, "Or... smell like a bitch."
"What are you bitch!" Ying Xiaofeng was immediately dissatisfied, "Listen to their fucking nonsense!"
The next second he opened the door of the cloakroom, and saw the burnt candles that hadn't been put away, "..."
Yun Zi'an yawned, and stretched out his hand to touch the back of his neck, "I played too late last night, so I forgot to close it."
Ying Xiaofeng was so angry that he gritted his teeth, rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find clothes, made a lot of noise, and used this to vent his temper, even if he couldn't understand Yun Zi'an.
If it hadn't been for half a year ago, after witnessing a dinner party with unknown meaning, Yun Zian was drugged and his eyes were reddened, but he said that he would not let others approach him. Burning cigarette burns on my palm...
Then Ying Xiaofeng probably believed that Yun Zi'an could sleep with anyone.
He also couldn't tell what was going on. He had been with Yun Zi'an for three years, but he still couldn't figure out this person's temperament. He was like a fucking ancestor.
"I'll take care of you." Ying Xiaofeng muttered dissatisfiedly, "You'd better clean up your mess, and don't let me catch you."
Yun Zian was delighted to hear the puff, stretched out his hand to reach the cigarette case from the bedside, and took one out.
"Don't fucking smoke!" Ying Xiaofeng came out with his clothes, and slapped the cigarette away, "Do you want to die!"
Yun Zi'an brushed up the broken hair in front of his forehead, exposing his smooth forehead, as if he was young master Gui who came out from the Huaihe River in Jinling, lightly exhaled a puff of non-existent smoke at him, and smiled brightly, "This is called drunkenness .”
Ying Xiaofeng rolled his eyes greatly, and threw his clothes on Yun Zian's face, "You're fucking rotten!"
After changing his clothes, he drove to the audition. Ying Xiaofeng acted like his manager, and said to the person in charge of registration, "Hello, actor Yun Zi'an, male, 25 years old..."
Before he could finish speaking, the registrant told him directly, "Oh, the audition is over, so there's no need to talk about it."
"What?" Ying Xiaofeng widened his eyes, "Three points agreed! Now at 02:30, we arrived early, why is it over?"
The registrant was also impatient with him, "It's over when it's over, just leave as soon as you're told."
"Why!" Ying Xiaofeng's loud voice almost quarreled with others, "What kind of attitude is this!"
At this time, a cold and arrogant voice came in from behind them, "This is the attitude towards the Eighteenth Front."
Hearing this voice, Yun Zi'an, who had been leaning against the gate and dozing there, raised his head, and happened to meet the sharp eyes.
When Ying Xiaofeng saw this person, he immediately felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, "Uzaki!"
The reason he is so nervous is because...
This Uzaki and Yun Zi'an are the so-called "opponents".
When Uzaki debuted, he was praised as a "fairy face", but he didn't expect to be caught up by Yun Zi'an, and what's even worse...their resources collided.
Yun Zi’an can always be seen in any TV series that Uzaki starred in, even if Uzaki is the leading actor, and Yun Zi’an is just a supporting role with few lines, it can’t stop his fans from climbing up to Yun Zi’an because of the shocking glimpse. the top of the wall.
Uzaki's hatred for Yun Zian's face can be said to go deep into his bones.
Uzaki was surrounded by three or four assistants, carrying bags, holding umbrellas, with gentle and clear smiles on his face, but with a cold air like a knife, "Oh, there are [-] lines on the [-]th line." Don't think that you can act in any scene with a coquettish and cheap face..."
He scolded viciously there, Yun Zian is not even a fart, it was really boring to hear it, he yawned, touched the back of his neck, turned around and asked the registrar, "Is there surveillance here?"
The registrar was stunned for a moment before replying, "Ah? No..."
In the next second, Yun Zi'an changed his laziness, and swung a powerful punch like lightning, hitting Yu Qi's face neatly, and sneered disdainfully, "Then you still dare to blah?"
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