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As soon as the waitress returned, several colleagues came over in an instant, "You're coming! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They signed together!"

The waitress smiled, covered the lower half of her face with a notebook, and said excitedly: "They are so in love, the two of them really match each other! Calm and calm! I definitely read it right!"

Everyone looked at the signature on the notebook:

Bai Jiangnan: The affection is endless, and the love is unwavering.

Yan Yifan: Live forever, give birth to a precious son early.

Between the names of the two people, there is also a circle drawn.

"Ahhhhhhh! It's perfect!" several girls screamed together.

Bai Jiangnan: "Why do you have a weird face?"

"Ah?" Yan Yifan came back to his senses, "No?" He straightened his clothes and moved while sitting.

Bai Jiangnan: "You're not thinking about that waitress just now, are you? Does it fit your aesthetics?" Ever since she left, she has lost her mind, bastard!Even a straight man is a super scumbag straight man!

Yan Yifan: "No!" He was thinking about the thing that the waitress asked them to sign just now, at first he didn't feel anything, thinking that she had a happy event recently, so he asked them to sign like that, but when he finished drawing that, Yan Yifan Fanyi seemed to understand something.Seriously, how could he, a writer of novels on websites, not know about Danmei?

Ever since they got close to Bai Jiangnan, the two of them have all kinds of CP fans flying all over the sky, and they even built a Baidu post bar, which contains all kinds of funny, cute, or rotten jokes, Yan Yifan But I read a lot.Although he secretly laughed like a dog every time, he also knew that it was not true.In his heart, these are two-dimensional products.

But just now, thinking about what the girl asked them to write, he couldn't help but blush. girl.This involves three dimensions.And those words just now seem to be the two of them's sweet gestures towards CP fans.It really makes people blush and heartbeat!Unconsciously showing affection once, although it is fake, but thinking about it makes me happy ahhhhhh~

Bai Jiangnan: I lost my mind again!And blushing!Ma Dan!Bai Jiangnan was very angry, and it was difficult to show it. He was not a very good person.It was like falling into a vat of vinegar, and my face turned black.

But Yan Yifan secretly glanced at him from time to time, and then secretly smiled sweetly.

All in all, there was a weird sour and sweet atmosphere between the two of them.

"Table No. 9, the bottom of your mandarin duck pot." A mild-looking girl came over, brought up the bottom of the pot, and turned the induction cooker to the maximum.

"Table 9, your beef roll." A sweet-looking girl came over and brought out the meat dishes they ordered one by one.

"Table 9, your Flammulina velutipes." A pure-looking girl came over and brought out the vegetarian dishes they ordered one by one.

"Table 9, your pineapple beer." A very temperamental girl came over and served the drinks they ordered one by one.

Girls with different looks came and went down one by one like flowing water, during which Yan Yifan kept smiling, Bai Jiangnan's face became darker and darker with anger.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"I saw it up close, hahahahahaha, my natal CP!"

"So happy~ so happy that I'm about to pass out~"

Several people laughed happily, but they didn't know that their appearance brought a huge bomb to Yan Yifan.

The fire wire burned away every minute and every second, but Yan Yifan was still at a loss. He poured things into the boiling pot and said, "This store is quite good, the atmosphere is quite quiet, and the environment is also very good..."

"There are also many beauties." Bai Jiangnan almost uttered these words through gritted teeth.

"Ah?" Yan Yifan was still at a loss, are there many beauties?He looked around.

This look of Yan Yifan fell in Bai Jiangnan's eyes, because he fell in love with these beauties at first sight, even when he was eating, he had to find an excuse to look at them.

Bai Jiangnan: How angry! ! !But I can't say it yet! ! ! !

Yan Yifan: Why does he look unhappy?Who recruited him?

The atmosphere between the two people has become extremely strange.

Yan Yifan: "The beef roll is not bad."

Bai Jiangnan: "Hehe, yes." I couldn't taste it at all, so I just swallowed it!

Yan Yifan: "This frozen tofu, do you want spicy food?"

Bai Jiangnan: "Don't eat it." I'm already going to explode, why do I eat spicy food!

Yan Yifan: "Oh, put a few of the non-spicy ones here."

Bai Jiangnan: "..." Whew!calm down!

Yan Yifan: Why did you become so cold today?Because someone recognized him and asked him for an autograph?I guess I was overjoyed.

Bai Jiangnan: "I'm going to the bathroom." No way!If you stay any longer, it will explode!

Yan Yifan: "Oh, go early and come back early." He added, "It's okay to come back later."

Yan Yifan kindly asked him to get excited by himself, but Bai Jiangnan heard: Come back later, I will chat with some beauties~

The figure of Bai Jiangnan going to the toilet abruptly showed a bit of sadness.

Bai Jiangnan sat on the toilet for a while, finally calmed down, and suddenly heard someone calling outside: "Bai Jiangnan? Bai Jiangnan?"

Bai Jiangnan's body froze, he quietly opened a slit to look out, and sure enough it was Yan Yifan coming over.

As he walked in, he pushed open the bathroom doors one by one, "Are you there? Bai Jiangnan~"

Bai Jiangnan's eyes lit up, why is he here?But when he thought of Yan Yifan's playful appearance just now, he became angry, so he didn't move at all.

Yan Yifan walked closer and closer until the last door, which was slightly open and unlocked, probably not here, Yan Yifan thought.He turned and walked out.

Bai Jiangnan had already heard Yan Yifan's footsteps getting closer, who knew that he would leave directly in the end, Bai Jiangnan angrily opened the door, covered Yan Yifan and dragged him in.

"Hmm." Yan Yifan struggled hard, thinking he had encountered a pervert, but the man behind him was so strong that he dragged him into the toilet cubicle.

No way?This is a hot pot restaurant, right?Does he have such a back?Met a pervert?He is a big man, he won't be dragged away for a while, his heart will be dug out and his kidneys will be sold out, right? !Yan Yifan broke out in cold sweat, and a slightly familiar but very strange deep voice said in his ear: "If you move again, I will rape you!"

Yan Yifan struggled even more after hearing this, brother!I've met a perverted pervert! ! ! ! !

But Yan Yifan still couldn't break free, not only that, he also felt the man's head lying next to his neck, licking him lightly with his tongue.

! ! ! ! ! !

Yan Yifan didn't dare to move for a while, he whimpered twice, very pitiful.

But to Bai Jiangnan's ears, it was like a temptation, and he felt happy all of a sudden.

Yan Yifan: What is this pervert doing?Body shaking?

Bai Jiangnan: So cute, I really want to eat it!

The two of them have different thoughts, and in this small toilet cubicle, they are tightly stuck together, and even their breathing is tightly entangled.

Yan Yifan suddenly stepped on his foot, and when he escaped, he found that the door was locked at some point. He took a deep breath, turned around to look at the pervert, and made a fighting posture: "Don't come here, be careful, I'll blow you up, you ,head of……"

Bai Jiangnan gave him a hey laugh.

Yan Yifan's face was messed up. Thinking of everything just now, he became angry, "It's you!"

Bai Jiangnan rubbed his nose in embarrassment: "Hey, just kidding, your reaction is too big."

Yan Yifan's chest heaved a few times, wishing he could beat him until he cried, and he attacked Bai Jiangnan with his hands, Bai Jiangnan took off the strength from his hands with one hand, turned him over with the other, and wrapped him in his arms .

The specific posture is that Yan Yifan's back is tightly pressed against Yan Yifan's chest, Bai Jiangnan holds Yan Yifan's two hands behind his back, and Yan Yifan's hands are locked firmly in a zigzag shape. I can't use it anymore.

I didn't know it was Bai Jiangnan just now, so I didn't feel anything, but now knowing that the person behind him is Bai Jiangnan, Yan Yifan suddenly felt a little hot all over his body, and his ears were too hot, he struggled and threatened, "Let go of me! "

"You can let go, but you can't do it anymore." Bai Jiangnan said, his breath followed Yan Yifan's ears, and Yan Yifan's heart beat violently.

"Let go of me!" Yan Yifan shouted.Suddenly, step by step, someone walked in, and Yan Yifan froze.

Bai Jiangnan took the opportunity to hug him tightly: "Don't move, someone is coming."

That person's rustling voice didn't stop, and Yan Yifan's heart jumped into his throat.

Bai Jiangnan laughed lightly twice, his chest trembled, making Yan Yifan's face turn redder and redder, and his head was also a mess.He wanted to curse, but he didn't dare to speak out, for fear of being discovered, the two big men hugged each other in this posture.

However, Bai Jiangnan still stuck to his ear and asked, "What do you need from me?"

Yan Yifan's body tensed up, winking: Don't talk!

Bai Jiangnan couldn't see it, so he continued, "I heard you calling me."

Yan Yifan wanted to cry, but he listened to the movement of the man outside with his ears upright, while being harassed by Bai Jiangnan, his heart was agitated.

Finally the man left, Yan Yifan turned his head and gave Bai Jiangnan a hard look, Bai Jiangnan let him go, he laughed, "Go back, the hot pot is about to burn dry."

Yan Yifan gave him a hard look, didn't want to pay attention to him at all, and walked out.