Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04020-can chat

Lu Linling: "What do other functions mean?"

Eldest brother: "I'll show you a demonstration when I have the real thing, so it's easier for you to understand. Don't ask me now."

Lu Linling: "Yes."

Big brother: "I will do a lot of things when I am your pet, and the schedule is relatively full. I will try my best to explain to you the purpose of what I do when I am doing things. Before I explain, I hope you will ask as little as possible to relieve me. burden of answering."

Lu Linling: "Yes, I try to keep quiet. If you have any needs, tell me directly, and I won't say a word."

Senior brother: "Don't be too nervous, I will tell you when I am free, and then we can chat. When I am not free, I will introduce you to a fellow of mine, my favorite junior, Pei Lin."

I raised my hand to Lu Linling in the image projected in front of him.

Eldest brother: "You can establish a communication connection, and you can chat normally. Pei Lin is usually very free. Lu Linling, you can contact him by communication at any time. As long as he answers the communication, it proves that he is willing to chat with you. Of course, if he does not answer, then It’s just that he’s temporarily unavailable, and he’ll give you the reason why he’s unavailable.”

Lu Linling asked me: "Can we really chat anytime?"

Me: "Yes, we can also add friends in pet online games. Brother, should our breeders build another guild or let those who are willing to join directly join the Anning guild?"

Big brother: "Build another one. There is a lower-level guild mode."

Me: "Okay, Lu Linling, I will inform you later that you log in to the game, we will build a guild, and my breeder will also be in the game."

Lu Linling: "No problem, you can contact me anytime."

Father Lu who has been watching: "..."

Except for me and the big brother, the other breeders are all adults, and most of them are adults who live alone.

Xie Qinwei: "Children are already troublesome, but children who are stared at by their parents are even more troublesome. Isn't the population simple?"

Me: "Very good, if it wasn't for the Zhou family being too close to my eyes, I would choose a single place to live alone."

Xie Qinwei: "Single man, or single woman?"

Me: "Clear out the yellow waste in your mind, how can you still think about these huge creatures? It's serious enough."

Xie Qinwei: "Probably dissatisfied with desire."

Me: "The relationship is so tangled, you should have entered the old line back then."

Xie Qinwei: "I didn't even know there was such a school as Yuelaoxian back then. At that time, my attention was all on the top ten."

04021 - The relationship is mutual

Me: "Why don't you take the Kunlun exam?"

Xie Qinwei: "I refused to admit it before, but now that I think about it, I just feel guilty and feel that I can't pass the exam. In fact, I didn't consider Yunxiazong, loyalty, and teamwork at the beginning. These things are a bit tired of hearing, but look at it. Go, but I can't let Yunxiazong go. Maybe it's because of the uniform color scheme, red and white, which reminds me of... a lot of things."

Xie Qinwei: "By chance, I entered the Yunxiazong examination room, and then found out that it was it."

In addition to choosing those who live alone, the breeders chosen by the monks have another thing in common: they are all relatively quiet and talkative.There is a lot of 'hope we can get along coldly'.

Me: "All the breeders submitted their applications on their own initiative and endured strict scrutiny, so they must be very interested in us. Even though the basic information says that they like quietness, no matter how quiet they are, they are enthusiastic about themselves. When you like something, you will also be excited and noisy."

Ren Yongming: "It's better than someone who is noisy by nature."

Me: "That's not necessarily true. The upper limit of what Mensao can do often exceeds that of Mingsao."

Ren Yongming said to his breeder: "This guy named Pei Lin is very idle every day, and he is very eager to talk. You can chat with him."

All the breeders of the Anning Guild and some of their relatives and friends have joined the subordinate guild of the Anning Guild. This guild was named 'Pet Guild' after my proposal and no one objected. A suitable place is available.

Wen Chengzhui commented on this: "Take advantage of the name."

Me: "How can this be called taking advantage? We are their pets, and they are our pets. This relationship is mutual."

Zhou Diyi stood up for me: "Pei Lin is right."

Me: "Friend Daoist Wen, you may not have had a pet. Let me tell you, many pet owners have experienced this kind of trance: which one is the owner, you or your pet? It’s especially noticeable when you come home from work and see your pets happily dismantling the house.”

Maoqiu also created a character in the game, which is set to be able to grow and shrink arbitrarily just like in reality, and now it is clapping with Zhou Qingxing's character.

Zhou Qingxing: "I can't feel the fluff of the claws in the game."

Fuqiu: "In reality, you won't be given unlimited touch."

04022 - pet human

The pet guild is a subordinate guild of the Anning guild. Every member of the Anning guild is the administrator of the pet guild. They can invite others to join the pet guild at will, and they can also kick off members of the Anning guild at will. The other two guilds are basically It's equal, and the member lists are so close together in the friends list that it almost looks like it's from the same guild.

I said to Ren Yongming's owner: "You can find me anytime, but it's best to send a text message. Personally, I prefer text chat."

Ren Yongming's owner: "Okay, I will pay attention."

Me: "If anyone else wants to chat with me, you can also send a text message."

Wen Chengzhuo's feeder: "Can any topic be used?"

Me: "Now I can't think of anything that is not possible. If I find out, I will tell you. Just post it on the bulletin board of your guild."

Ren Yongming: "Can you do it? Don't talk big, there is only one communicator here."

Me: "But the screen projection of the communicator can be divided into many, and each screen projection can be operated independently."

Ren Yongming: "So what? One person, two hands, no spiritual power, no puppets, no artifacts to assist, how many people can you respond to chat at the same time?"

Yuan Jing's owner: "We won't bother Pei Lin very often, we will still pay more attention to our... master."

Yuan Jing: "You can call me a pet, most of us don't mind."

Fuqiu: "Or it can be called a human being. For example, I would say that Pei Lin is my person."

Xiao Sui grinds his teeth, but he can't hit the cat now.

Zhou Qingxing: "Can I call it that too?"

Furball shines its paws: "Yes."

In the online game, Zhou Diyi held Maoqiu's claws and praised: "True strength. Pei Ao, can you teach our big brother how to raise his claws so sharply?"

In reality, the fur ball raised its claws and cut off a few hairs on Zhou Diyi's ears: "Are you satisfied with the sharpness?"

In reality, Zhou Diyi touched his ears and murmured, "It's not bad."

Huge creatures are confident that human beings in the main world can't hurt them without spiritual power, pure physical strength, but can the furball's claws cut through the flesh of huge creatures?Zhou Diyi seemed to have the same question.The fur ball scratched the ground with its claws, and the floor was not injured at all.

04023-If you choose, treat it wholeheartedly

Zhou Qingxing: "Second brother, you were deceived, those few hairs were not simply cut off by Pei Ao, Pei Lin did the pre-cutting while you were taking a nap.

Zhou Diyi: "How can I sleep so soundly?"

Me: "Maybe my sneaky technique is better."

Zhou Diyi looked at Zhou Qingxing, then at Maoqiu and me, he was still skeptical, and didn't know what to question - doubting his precious sister was definitely something he couldn't do.

In fact, neither his sister nor I lied to him. I just took advantage of his nap and used Zhou Qingxing to borrow me Zhou Diyi's special hair trimmer to treat Zhou Diyi's few hairs, leaving only a little connection. If the ball does not swing its claws, the connection at that point should be disconnected at about the same time.

As for why Zhou Diyi didn't notice my hands and feet at all... How would I know? I have to ask him.Maybe he subconsciously regarded me as a non-threatening thing, so he didn't feel when I was close.

After the breeders were settled in the game, we resumed our separate lives. Even though everyone was hanging out in the game, except for the occasional small talk, everyone's focus was not there.Other breeders seldom chat with me, even Lu Linling just obediently watches Senior Brother busy when he is busy, and at most only asks me: "Is there anything I can do for Jiang Weixiao?"

Me: "Listening to the elder brother's arrangement is the greatest help for him. The elder brother has a wide range of thinking. If others interfere with his affairs at will, it will often hinder his layout. Although the elder brother can quickly arrange A new bureau, but after all, the new layout still requires more thinking, that is, more workload."

After Lu Linling thanked me, he focused his energy on portraits, dolls, and various tools needed by the senior brother—his hands-on ability is quite strong.

Lu Linling: "Of course, many of my collections are made by myself, because other people's work is so bad, I have to repair it after I buy it."

Me: "Can you give me a copy of the portrait you drew?"

Lu Linling: "Yes, I can give you half of the doll."

Me: "Do you really like big brother?"

Lu Linling: "Of course, this is my human, mine. I have thought about it for a long time. Jiang Weixiao has realized my dream. If you had chosen me, I would have treated you wholeheartedly. The person who chose me was Jiang Weixiao, so I will only concentrate on treating him."

Lu Linling: "Although I just wanted a human from the main world at the beginning, I can take any one, and I also believe that no matter which one I have, I will take good care of that one, but this does not mean that after I get a certain one, I will Still fraternal to others."