Xiu Erdai's daily essays

03988-Of course you have to face

Yuan Jing: "You Daoist Ren spoke very vividly."

Xie Qinwei: "Seeing other people's children is always different from seeing your own children..."

Me: "This can only be confirmed after you actually have a child? Or, Tongmen Xie, did you already have a biological child in your previous life?"

Xie Qinwei threatened me: "Don't fall into my hands."

Me: "I don't have anything that I can't let anyone know. Do I still have privacy in the cultivation world? Including now, facing the situation of being surrounded by creatures in the entire secret realm, my mood should be the most important thing except for the two elders. Calm down, because I was watched in the same way in the main world, and the crowd in the main world understands the meaning of my every action better than the creatures here. Think of us as fun new toys."

Xie Qinwei: "It means that you are the most shameless among us?"

Me: "Of course I want face. Without this face, how much less preferential treatment will I have?"

Wu Chaisheng: "Is it true that we are not surrounded by giant creatures when we speak now?"

Gong Minxue: "It's okay to watch. After all, the aesthetics of creatures here is different from those in the main world. In the eyes of giant creatures, we of the same race are probably at the same level of cuteness? Maybe in their eyes, Xie Qinwei's cuteness is the same as that of the main world. Pei Lin is about the same? So giant creatures won't be particularly fond of Pei Lin, and Xie Qinwei won't be chased and killed by Pei Lin's fans because of his flirtation with Pei Lin?"

Mi Siying: "But a huge creature said that Young Master Pei is the cutest human in the main world he has ever seen."

Gong Minxue: "But he didn't say that Xie Qinwei is not cute, so Pei Lin's 'best' in his eyes is probably just better in the same level? The difference between 89 points and [-] points? Not [-] points How far is it from minus one hundred percent?"

Xie Qinwei: "I'm not ugly enough to be negative?"

Shi Bolin: "In the hearts of beauty fans, you are, especially when you bully beauties."

Wu Chopsticks: "Speech from a veteran beauty fan."

Xie Qinwei: "Can I bully him?"

Me: "I also don't think you can bully me, but if everyone firmly misunderstands that you bullied me, I am willing to enjoy the benefits you get."

Xie Qinwei: "What benefits can there be? All your fans add up..." His eyes moved, but they were fixed on me forcibly, correcting the preface, "All of them must be richer than you."

Me: "I agree with you."

03989-Can you calmly face your black history?

Regardless of being proactive or procrastinating, the 19 of us have finally chosen a breeder—Zhuang Cong still has a great repulsion to this word, but the breeder he chose is the number one recommended by the giant creature It shows that this child is not unwilling to accept any suggestion.

Zhuang Cong: "Anyway, I don't like any of them."

Su Yuan taught him experience: "Being a pet is not so bad. Of course, the premise is to choose a good owner. Some owners are very fun. In this respect, you can learn the thinking circuit of spirit beasts. Spirit beasts will call humans their masters, but Spirit beasts never feel that they are inferior to humans. 'Master' and 'owner' are just titles, you can change them to others, or you can be too lazy to change them because everyone else calls them that, but you know it in your heart."

Me: "It can be called the shit shovel officer, which is also a very common name, and it can also remind ourselves that we need to urinate here."

Several people/demons glared at me.

Me: "Why don't you accept the reality? Don't you feel thirsty or hungry? You can't bear it for a year without eating or drinking?"

After Wen Chengzhui ate the last piece of cake on his plate, the empty plate was immediately taken away, and a new full plate was placed on it.

Wen Chengzhui: "Fortunately, I don't feel hungry, and I don't feel the need to excrete. The spiritual power in the body is still working, so I think that even if we have to eat, drink and lax like ordinary people, the frequency will be much lower than them. "

Me: "Can it be as low as not once a year?"

Ren Yongming: "Do you have something?"

Me: "Yes."

Ren Yongming: "Do you think you wouldn't have a dark history here without Lazard?"

Me: "I have a lot of black history, don't you care how many more?"

Eldest brother: "Brother beauty, have you been able to calmly face your dark history? Completely?"

Me: "...you can calmly face my black history that outsiders can show." Those that my own people can show, especially those that you can show, big brother... Please let me delay for another thousand or eight hundred years. Come practice acceptance.

03990 - imparting experience

Gong Minxue: "At least now we can fully understand the feelings of people who have been here before not wanting to tell us more, or even mentioning it."

Me: "It will be a year before we can really understand."

Ren Yongming: "Miss Pei, don't think that you can watch our fun leisurely just because you have some cards. Accidents are everywhere, especially in a strange place. You should really worry about your own image first."

Su Yuan's game character turned into a hamster exactly like his original shape, ran to my game character's feet, and then climbed onto my shoulder. Under his signal, I raised my arms and spread my hands, letting Su Yuan slide to the palm of my hand.

Ren Yongming looked very unhappy.

Su Hamster raised his head and said to me: "Tell yourself that I am just a pet now, and many things will not be so uncomfortable. It is not uncomfortable to be locked in a cage, and it is not uncomfortable to eat bad-tasting feed. It is also not uncomfortable to be instructed to do stupid things." Not bad."

Me: "Sounds uncomfortable."

Wu Chopsticks: "It seems that the owner didn't choose very well?"

Su Hamster: "Yes, I was inexperienced at the beginning and made a lot of wrong choices, but here we are rare pets, we will not be locked in a narrow cage, and we have the right to choose food, I think I will have a good time Yes. Mainly because there are far worse comparison objects, no matter how bad it is, it can’t be as bad as before I became a demon. At that time, I was put in a rolling ball and kicked around, and I was put directly into Take a shower under the faucet, and let it blow on the vent without being wiped dry after the shower."

Ren Yongming: "It's a miracle that you survived until the day you turned into a demon."

Su Yuan: "Well, so after I turned into a demon, I also kicked the people who treated me like that in a rolling ball, put them under the waterfall to take a shower, and told them in a dream that this was the hamster's revenge. After a few more revenges, they will treat the small animals kindly." gone."

Su Yuan: "But there are only a few people like that, and most of the people who raised me are very good. Even when I was ignorant and didn't pick the owner at all, most of the owners would prepare toys, food, and clean things for me. Even if they get impatient after being raised for a long time, at most they will not play with me, clean the cage more and more slack, and are too lazy to look at me, but they will not abuse me; although sometimes they will say 'just two Three years of lifespan, forget it, raise it to the end', but in the end it is still raised to the end, and there is still a sense of responsibility."

Su Yuan: "Actually, compared to these pet owners who have been waiting for me to die, those pet owners who will cry when I 'die' make me more embarrassed, especially some of them even carefully made coffins for me , Find me a place with a good view as a cemetery, I always feel that my suspended animation has hurt them."

03991 - No need to interfere with normal physiological activity

Me: "As long as your 'death' is not miserable, but just like falling asleep, they can accept it, because from the day they started raising you, they already knew that you would not be with them for too long. Since they If they can give you a funeral carefully, they will also bid farewell to their own sadness in the process of seeing you off. After that, they will look at the images they took for you and recall your cuteness. In the end, only you will be left in their hearts cute."

Su Yuan: "I pay attention to my 'death' look, it just becomes stiff, but the form is still the one they like. I can't see that I am 'dead' when I take still photos, and I was treated as a suspended animation. .”

Mi Siying: "Your experience as a pet is really rich."

Su Yuan: "Yes, I am your senior in this respect."

Shi Bolin immediately recognized: "Senior Su." Although he and Su Yuan are both at the early stage of Jindan.

Ren Yongming: "Little mouse, don't get used to changing your original shape. You can do this in the game. If you do this habitually in reality... Oh, it's just an extra shower. Can you accept it? ?”

Su Hamster: "I have been a pet so many times, as long as I don't want to be exposed, no one has ever discovered that I am not a mortal beast. You should be careful of your own restlessness, fiery crow."

Wen Chengzhui: "Should I mute you again?" Last time he only muted the two monsters for tens of seconds, and only prohibited them from speaking in the game, but still allowed them to post texts.

Ren Yongming shut up, Su Yuan jumped up from my palm, changed back into a human form, landed beside me, and said with a smile: "Everyone, come on, I hope we can happily recall our life in this secret realm after returning to the main world."

Gong Minxue: "I believe you will be happy, because I realized that when you pretend to be a hamster in the mortal world, especially when you meet a careful owner, you can't help but make excrement. Even if you don't personally The one from Laza was also forged by you yourself, and the smell, particles, and frequency of the imitation are all very close to normal mortal hamsters?"

Su Yuan: "Why should I resist normal physiological activities? I think my poop when I was a hamster is also very cute."

Ren Yongming: "When you face the excrement when you are in human form, you can still say such things... Forget it, it's up to you."

I also think that Su Yuan probably dare to say cute when facing the human form.

However, what Su Yuan said was reasonable, why should he avoid normal physiological characteristics?We really should accept it calmly, even if we can't do it for a while, we should study hard with a correct attitude instead of rejection.