Xiu Erdai's daily essays

03968-The fun between brothers and sisters

When I was young, my elder sister liked to show off me, probably in the style of 'I actually have a younger brother at the Jindan stage, a younger brother of the same father, you don't have one, wow hahaha' style of painting.Later, it may be because I was tired of showing off, or it may be that I finally accepted my repeated protests after my brain calmed down, or it may be because I have collected various evidences of her violations and reported to the Disciplinary Office so that she will be sober during the punishment. The mind finally stopped.

Me: "Elder brother, I'm helping you speak."

Big Brother: "Is it a 'help' to state the facts?"

Me: "Objectively, in terms of results, it can still be counted."

Eldest brother: "Actually, I'm very happy whether it counts or not."

Me: "I know. I just said it to coax you."

Mi Siying: "...It's terrible. I must be hallucinating to hear strange words being used for strange people."

Wu Chaisheng: "Calm down, it's a trivial matter, it's just a matter of interest between seniors and brothers, it's normal."

Xie Qinwei: "My senior brother and I definitely don't have this kind of interest."

Shi Bolin: "I hope to have..."

Zhuang Cong: "Disgusting."

Wu Chaisheng: "Why are you so out of gregarious, kid? You are the only one who objected to the happy chat. Even if you don't like our current topic, you can still shut up like Zou Huan."

03969-Member of the Sand League

Zou Huan glanced at Wu Chai Sheng, Zhuang Cong glared at Wu Chai Sheng.

Wu Chaisheng only said to Zhuang Cong: "I thought about it, we are going to stay here for a year, and the person who has accumulated the most disgust for you during this year is definitely not me, so I will offend you a little now, go out Should there be no retaliation in the future?"

Me: "It depends on Zhuang Daoyou's memory and narrow-mindedness. For example, if someone offends me—I mean the offense in my definition, no matter how the public defines it—then no matter how long it takes, as long as there is a chance, I will Revenge. I will not forget and I will not forgive without retaliation."

Wu Chaisheng: "Then correct me, I won't be the main target of Zhuang Daoyou's revenge power?"

I looked at Zhuang Cong, and Zhuang Cong looked at me, the way he looked at me was more genuine than when he looked at Wu Chai Sheng.

I was deeply saddened: "Maybe I am the main target of revenge, because Zhuang Daoyou is very jealous of me, even if I don't do anything extra to him, he will look at me more and more disliked."

Zhuang Cong's eyes widened.

Me: "Calm down, don't get drugged again."

Zhuang Cong closed his eyes abruptly, restraining himself trembling all over.

Ming Qige: "Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you bully a child who has no resistance?"

Me: "You compare my appearance with his, and tell me again who is a child?"

Ming Qige: "Since when do monks look at appearance? Cultivation is the only criterion."

Zhuang Cong seemed to be even more angry, and then there was smoke in his compartment again, but this time it was not very thick, and the color of the glass did not change. The key is that soon the land under Zhuang Cong's feet disappeared, and Zhuang Cong fell down.It seems that because of the suppression of the smoke, Zhuang Cong couldn't use his spiritual power to levitate himself even for a moment.

——Suddenly stepped on the ground, the monk would instinctively activate his spiritual power to stop himself in place, otherwise the various accidents during Yujian's flight would have killed and injured a large number of monks.To learn how to fly Yujian, you must first learn how to prevent falls.

The giant creature explained: "Zhuang Cong's data shows that he is not suitable to be with you, so in order for you to continue to get together, we have to change Zhuang Cong to another room. After that, you can use the communicator to contact him."

Ren Yongming: "Pei Lin, you create a group and pull us all in."

Me: "Why me?"

Ren Yongming dragged his voice out: "Of course it's because we are all members of the Sand League."

03970-Like entering an online game

I looked to the elders.Elder Tian, ​​who had been quiet all this time, neither making a sound nor moving, actually responded to me: "Forget it."

I:"……"

Ming Qige moved his mouth, looked at Elder Wang again, and finally said nothing.

I set the stage for myself: "Everyone in the Yunxia Sect is naturally my ally."

Zou Huan asked Wen Chengzhui: "I remember, there are non-Sha League members in the Yunxia Sect? People who are neither fans, nor black, or even neutral, and who don't care about Pei Lin at all, do Yunxia Sect have people?"

Me: "There must be, you don't know me at all."

Xie Qinwei: "Is there? How much do you care about ordinary things?"

Me: "People are focused. They may not know you, because people have completely different lifestyles from you, and there is no intersection."

Elder Gao Yi was probably like this when he was young. After he cultivated to a high level, he relied on his perception at the level of transformation gods, especially when he first entered the stage of transformation of gods, his perception was not stable enough to wander around. Interesting things, and her memory at the level of transformation gods made her unable to forget, so those trivial matters were able to occupy a little space in Elder Gao's mind.

Xie Qinwei: "It's not easy for such a person to be admitted to the Yunxia Sect, shouldn't he not know the Yunxia Sect at all?"

Me: "Fate. Maybe he happened to walk to the gate of Yunxia Sect on the day of the Yunxia Sect's entrance examination, and then was swept in by the torrent of other candidates rushing into Yunxia Sect?"

Mi Siying: "All our conversations will be heard by the giant creatures, so it doesn't matter if we talk about things in our world like this? Especially we also discussed issues such as inner demon robbery and backstage."

Wen Chengzhui: "But it doesn't matter? After we return to the main world, we will have no connection with the creatures here, and what they know about us will not affect our normal life after returning. They who reject spiritual power can't do it at all." Come to the main world activities where there are spiritual powers everywhere."

Me: "It's like entering an online game. Except for us, other creatures are just... non-player characters," that is, NPCs. "We just need to treat them as game settings that serve us."

The huge creature gave me a thumbs up for my statement.

Wu Chaisheng: "Non-player characters in normal games aren't this smart?"

Gong Minxue: "Yes. Nowadays, many artificial intelligences in the mortal world really deserve the evaluation of 'intelligence'. You can't tell whether you are talking to a living person or a machine across the Internet. But there is no need to panic, mortals are just It once used technology to achieve what monks did with spiritual power. Online games, don’t they look like multiplayer phantom formations? The humanoid things in phantom formations are also very realistic.”

03971 - Reality map gamification

Shi Bolin: "Phantom Array is still more realistic than online games. Fellow Taoists who have quit online games are addicted to Fantasy Array and can't extricate themselves."

Me: "Has my nephew been playing Magic Array a lot lately?"

Shi Bolin: "Many. Zeng Qi often comes to our Fu Xiufeng, and Senior Brother Pei Sen doesn't care about him. He just said, 'If he breaks something, you should write it down and let him pay for it. If he can't afford it for the time being, you need funds urgently. Turnaround, just tell me, I will pay for him first, and then I will settle the score with him slowly.'”

Shi Bolin: "However, Zeng Qi rarely breaks things. He is very obedient, but sometimes his reaction is a little slow. Maybe it's because he often falls into a state of concentrated thinking."

Me: "Focus is good. Concentration is easy to produce results."

Xie Qinwei: "But what came out doesn't seem to be the result of sword cultivation."

Me: "The profession of sword repair is very inclusive. One of the most important branches is the sword formation. Zeng Qi mostly learns formations at Fu Xiufeng, even if it is the kind of formations that seem to have little connection with sword formations now, wait for him to learn." If it is much bigger and deeper, it will naturally be extended to the sword array, that is, to the sword repair profession."

Xie Qinwei: "Talk from experience?"

Me: "My brother has witnessed how my father taught me. I have learned so many things, and my father never told me to change my career. Therefore, Zeng Qi's lack of business will not worry my brother at all—no matter how bad it is." He is also better than Pei Er, he probably comforts himself like this."

So how important it is to have a precedent, the value of experience.Don't be surprised if you don't see it, the blame will defeat itself.No matter how outrageous things Zeng Qi and Pei Douxing did, as long as they didn't violate the rules of Yunxia Sect, the twins wouldn't make a fuss. The four of them should thank me.

In the same way, I would also like to thank my little uncle again.

Also, little uncle, don't hit me.

There is an online game in the pet zone, and we already have our own characters in it. They are characters with the same shape as us, and the background of the characters is also the same as ours: from a different world, who can only stay for about a year at most, Very cute, and very fragile, little pets.

The NPCs inside are similar in size to the giant creatures in reality, and they provide us with all the services we need in the game.For example, if our character wants to eat, we can knock on the door of a family at will and beg for food, and then we will get what we want—even if the family doesn’t have it, they will get it for us. Need to wait, and don't need to wait long.

Giant creature introduction: "The scene of this game is a copy of reality. You can find all the buildings, roads, and scenic spots in reality. Maybe details, such as where a piece of paint suddenly fell off today, will not be reflected in the game immediately. , but if the peeling paint lasts for more than half a month, then most likely the corresponding scenes will be updated in the game.”

Oh, and the reality map gamification.

Huge creature: "In reality, your activities will be subject to many restrictions, but in the game you can be completely free. There are also specially set skills for you, so that you can do things that you can only do with spiritual power, For example, flying with the sword. In the reality of our world, you can’t control the sword with spiritual power anyway, but you can do it in the game.”

Huge creature: "So, this game is based on the assumption that our world does not exclude spiritual power, and that spiritual power does not make us sick. After you come here, all other settings in the game are as good as possible. It might be realistic."

I feel that the giant creatures are really sincere to us and take care of us as much as they can.