Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3941_ not angry

Me: "What if we choose to die with you?"

"You can't do it. Your spiritual power will only make us sick, but it won't kill us immediately, but we can easily kill you. But you don't have to be afraid, we won't do that, you are here We are a very precious protected species here, we will definitely protect you, especially you are so cute."

Me: "If we wanted to kill you, what would we do? What's your weakness?"

The gigantic creatures laughed, causing the cage to vibrate violently. After laughing, they replied:

"In the past, there were many masters who repeatedly tested our weaknesses, but you were the first one to ask us directly the first day you saw us. What's your name?"

Me: "Pei Lin."

"Master Pei, aren't you afraid that we will be angry?"

Me: "I don't think you guys would, because in our world there are people with cute creatures too, and part of them don't care if their pets do anything to them."

Would Jon be mad if he heard Garfield say to him 'I'm going to kill you, show me your weakness'?Of course not, Jon would only feel that Garfield was hungry again, and then diligently served Garfield a delicious bowl.

In the same way, if the audience hears that Garfield wants to kill its owner, will the audience be angry?Of course not, the audience will just laugh and wait to see what Garfield will do again.

——There are countless people who know Garfield, but how many of them remember that the human who raised Garfield was called Jon?Obviously, the shit shoveler is not important, the cat owner is always right.

"Ah, no, we didn't treat you as...uh, wouldn't you be angry if we treated you as pets? The previous masters were very angry."

Me: "On behalf of myself, I'm not angry. But I can't represent others." My mascot status in Yunxiazong is not much different from that of a pet, and there is nothing wrong with being a pet. Eat, drink, play and sleep, as long as you keep me If people don't interfere with my freedom, don't force me to play with them, and just watch me play from a distance, I don't have any opinion.

The gigantic creatures looked expectantly at my companions.

Zhuang Cong finally couldn't hold back anymore and shouted, "I'm not a pet!"

Zou Yu smiled and said, "I don't care, it's good to change positions to adapt to the role."

Zou Huan: "The premise is to have a good master."

Ren Yongming: "Don't think about being my master."

Xie Qinwei: "I need an owner who is willing to keep pets in pairs, and when I have a child in the future, the owner cannot give away my child."

"Yeah, will there be a little master?"

Shi Bolin: "If you only stay for about a year, it's unlikely..."

Xie Qinwei: "You are the one who is completely impossible."

Shi Bolin: "I just want to be with beauties."

Big Brother: "The seat next to Xiao Lin is mine."

Shi Bolin looked at the elder brother: "..."

Huge creature: "I heard that you like to live in groups, but I'm sorry, we have to separate you, because if too many of you get together, even if you don't use spiritual power, you will destroy each other's cleaning membrane. The data shows that as long as you three When people are together, they will form... a miniature version of the aura similar to your world environment, which will make you feel more comfortable, more suitable for you to use spiritual power, and make it easier for you to escape from the barrier we set up."

3942_The world is beautiful because of the diversity of species

Huge creatures:

"Actually, it's our current technology's fault. After we get along with more masters in the future, we will be able to study a breeding environment that won't let us get sick from you and make you comfortable enough."

"It's really much better now than before. In the earliest days, only one master could stay alone, but now at least two can be together. For a short time, more are fine. But after three or more play together, you must Cleaning, as appropriate, is performed before continuing with regular feeding."

I pointed to Elder Tian and Elder Wang and said, "They are the elders among us. You can treat the rest of us rough, but you must treat them as delicately as possible. Their spiritual power control is the best among us." Yes, as long as you don't abuse them, they can completely avoid using spiritual power."

Huge creature: "We never abuse our masters. We promise to pay attention to controlling the hands and feet of the breeders, choose reliable breeders for all of you, and especially choose perfect breeders with no dark history for the two elder masters."

Me: "The most important thing is that you can't order us what to do. We can cooperate with your cleaning and disease prevention, but other than that, you have to respect our living habits. We have a way of life that makes us feel comfortable, As long as these methods don’t hurt you, then you can’t force us to change them just because you think these methods are uncute or unattractive.”

Huge creature: "Definitely, it is stipulated in the breeding manual. We still don't know a lot about you. Restraining you according to our preferences will make you injured and sick. We can't only care about ourselves and hurt you. Between creatures All are equal, even if we are stronger than you, you still have your right to live, the world is beautiful because of the diversity of species."

Wu Chaisheng said in a low voice, "It sounds like a very subtle feeling."

I pointed at Wu Chai Sheng: "Did you hear what he said just now?"

Wu Chai Sheng was silent for two seconds, and smiled at the giant creatures, the smile of a professional service person.

Giant Creature: "Yes, we have good hearing. We can hear you clearly when you speak at your normal volume, and we can hear you when you speak softly. If you want to communicate what you don't want us to hear, you can use the communication The device is the ticket for you. After you click on it, you will see a lot of functions. You may need to learn a little bit. There are also instructions on it. You can get used to it. If you still don’t understand something, you can ask us at any time, or ask you in the future. Assigned breeders, or ask questions to the world on social platforms."

3943_ Breeders are useful

Huge creature: "You have a special network account, which has opened up a lot of permissions for you, such as taking transportation and buying daily necessities. Because as long as you use these functions, you are advertising the relevant businesses. Your rights are actually It’s what they pay you for advertising.”

It is equivalent to 'Gun Gun bought my bamboo shoots today, do you want to taste the taste that Gun Gun loves to eat?Come and place an order! 'This kind?

Huge creature: "For some permissions and products, the setter may not have thought that you need them, so they didn't open them for you. You can apply to add them. Before the application is approved, you can also use the money pre-stored in your account to buy them. Those pre-deposits are In order to deal with this special situation. If the pre-deposit is almost used up, you can also apply for an increase. But generally you don’t need to apply, and there are basically a lot left when the previous master left.”

Me: "So, if we can control ourselves, don't we need guardians or breeders?"

Huge creatures:

"This... is theoretically possible, but if you live alone, you will encounter a lot of inconveniences, and the guardian can help you avoid those inconveniences. For example, the volume of various facilities is very typical for you. They are too big, and although we have made some tools that are suitable for you, it is far from enough to guarantee your daily life."

"In addition, in fact, living independently will make you less free, because there is no guardian who can reassure everyone to handle your related matters, so more people will watch your every move, which is almost equivalent to the whole world becoming yours. guardian."

"The worst thing is that when some people accidentally do bad things to you, others may not be able to respond in time and prevent you from those bad things. A reliable guardian can ensure your safety and can also protect you Others prove your safety to us."

"Actually, guardians are not that bad. We really respect your living habits, because your natural behavior is the cutest to us. We won't tell you what to do. We... just keep you for a long time." looking at you."

"If you can't tolerate this kind of staring, we will ask the guardians to try their best to control their disturbance to you, and try not to appear in front of you except for the necessary daily security checks."

3944_ Breeder's Choice

I nodded, then looked at my friends: "Do you have any other questions?"

Zou Yu: "I would like to ask, how much right do we have to choose the breeder? For example, I prefer the type with wings and colorful fur. Can I choose this type?"

Huge creature: "Yes, yes. Our regulations on breeders are mainly about care and patience. It has nothing to do with appearance. Almost all the appearances on the list of breeders are included. You can choose freely according to your aesthetics."

Xie Qinwei: "Can I change after I choose?"

Huge creatures:

"Yes, we have set up three basic replacement opportunities. That is, after you choose a breeder, on the third day, the seventh day, and the end of the first month, the official will ask you whether you need to change the breeder. If you want to change, you can You can choose again, and you don’t even need to say the reason—but it’s better to say it so that we can improve—after you choose it, you will be asked again for your willingness to change within the time limit of three days, seven days, and one month.”

"In addition to these three opportunities, if you want to change at other times, you can also apply, and there will be special personnel to deal with them. For these additional applications, you need to provide a reason, and it can be very brief."