Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3796_ common sense

"Hey, this is so ridiculous. I also have children. I raise my children carefully. They are white, fat, painless and disease-free... but they have no spiritual roots. After a few years of raising them, they can only be sent to live in the mortal world."

"Ugh……"

"Look, look, sigh when you say you have no spiritual roots. Those are your children, and you are responsible for them when you give birth to them. They didn't ask you to give birth to them. You decided to let them be born in this world Naturally, you should give them a starting protection until they can live independently in this world. Otherwise, don’t live.”

"It's not up to us to decide whether to live or not. When you want to conceive, you will do everything possible to not conceive, and you will suddenly conceive when you are not prepared. Once you are pregnant, you can't get rid of it. If you get rid of it, it will damage the spiritual power circuit. "

"What, destroying it will damage the spiritual circuit?! Really? Is there any evidence?"

"...I will not ask why the previous person was so shocked and eager to ask. The answer is, really. From the moment the fertilized egg is formed, the child and the mother have established a very close connection-don't take it seriously' Is the term "mother" appropriate? Here it refers to the two living entities that jointly conceived the child, that is, the child's parents. Sometimes there may be more than two, and all the direct gene providers that make up the fertilized egg are Calculate."

"All count?!"

"...Yes, it's all counted, not only the side that is pregnant with the child. Otherwise, how did you think that Pei Lin was the child of Elder Pei Ji? Because there is a close relationship between father and son. You can't detect the genes, you can only look at the spiritual connection."

"The monks in the transformation stage have no genes?!"

"...You all go to make up the spiritual power chapter of the biology class, and then ask questions. The explanation is really exhausting. You don't even have a little common sense. You have to start from the basics. When do you have to talk? He said it but didn’t read it carefully. I said that the cultivator in the transformation stage can’t detect the gene, and you immediately answered me with the word ‘no’ gene, are the two the same thing as his uncle’s?”

Me: If the fathers of twins A and B are two people, C and D, and C is A’s father, D is B’s father, then are A and D, and B and C, respectively connected?

"Hey, twins of the Pei family, your younger brother is questioning whether one of you has a father who might not be Elder Pei Ji."

Brother: "Stupid."

Me: The relationship between my brother and sister and my father has been tested for many years. Although it is not as exhaustive as testing the relationship between me and my father, it has been tested again and again in daily interactions such as teaching, spiritual guidance, and long-distance perception. Tested again and again.Every time the spiritual power intersects, it will actually test the relationship between the two. The feeling of father and son, father and daughter, and a master and apprentice who have no blood relationship are completely different.

"Elder Pei Ji has no other disciples to compare with."

Me: But my father has been someone else's apprentice for many years, is it difficult to empathize?

"Pei Lin, please ignore them. Your brother's attitude is worth learning from. They are just idiots. Just ignore them."

"If Pei Lin wasn't trying to find fault, what did he mean when he suddenly asked the question of twins having two fathers? Is it possible for human twins to have different fathers?"

"Maybe, this is a case that can be found in ordinary biology classes, and there is no need to enter the spiritual power chapter."

"……Really?"

3797_ The correct posture for asking questions

"Heh, there are some people who need to improve their common sense before making trouble for others."

"Pei Lin, what about the half-twin issue you just had, there is mutual influence."

Me: So if it's not twins, like me and my brother and sister who have a half-brother whose birth date is separated by many years, will it also cross-affect our two mothers?

"..."

Me: The effect may not be as great as that of half-twins, but, does it matter?

Me: I mean more influences besides the basic influence of 'everything in the world has mutual influence'.Have it?

"I feel like I'm trapped."

Elder Huigu: "Hmph."

"Come, come, Huigu, you are an expert in teaching Pei Lin, come here."

Elder Huigu: "Why? Let him think for himself."

"Yes, yes, think for yourself, think for yourself, and you will be impressed by what you think of yourself. Pei Lin, think slowly, think carefully, and think over and over again."

me: oh.

"What? What happened?"

"I think it seems that Pei Lin asked a question that the powerful people don't know how to answer. It's not that they don't want to answer or are too lazy to answer, but... can't answer it?"

"Isn't it too difficult to answer? That is, it's difficult to answer? It involves some secrets that cannot be disclosed publicly?"

"Look, this is the correct posture to ask a question, and this is a good question. Let's applaud the beauty together. Clap clap. Those behind keep in formation."

"Clap clap clap."

"...Pei Lin, are you all bored? You still put them on your screen when your idiot fans are sending out barrages? Don't you have anything else to put? Didn't you see that there are many people with cultivation bases higher than that? Are your seniors discussing what the powers are hiding collectively? You join in and guess. It may be an important secret centered on you."

Me: How can my cultivation involve important secrets? At most, there is a problem with my birth. That is something that the great powers need to study with my father, Yunxia Sect, and Hehuan Sect. I can't get the right to participate at all. At most, one can get the qualification of a test product.They will naturally notify me when they need to experiment with me, and I will know what I need to know at that time, what's the rush?

3798_record

"Isn't your continuous questioning out of urgency?"

Me: No, I ask questions in this style. When I think of a question, I will think of many other questions related to it one after another, and then ask them together without choosing.Everyone I've asked questions has experienced it.

Senior Liao Li: "Well, yes, there is such a thing, the old man can testify."

"The Yunxia Sect is not qualified to testify."

Senior Liao Li: "Who are you talking to, in this tone? Am I being too kind recently, and getting used to you?"

Senior Long Linghu: "What can you do if you are not kind? Who do you want to trouble with? Have you asked me?"

Senior Liao Li: "Who is looking for trouble for whom? During the live broadcast of Transformation God Tribulation, you will block me as soon as I make a move? You can do it."

Long Linghu: "Don't pretend to be pitiful to me. I'm just repaying what you have done to me. Back then, you played with me recklessly. Never thought that one day you would be punished?"

Senior Liao Li: "I just broke your knife. Did I humiliate you in front of the whole world?"

Senior Long Linghu: "'Just'? You can use this kind of sentence as a knife repairer? If it weren't for the fact that you and I are in the same profession, just because of your words, I will kill you. "

"Not to mention, the barrage is much more organized after being excerpted by Pei Lin. Before, I was dazzled, even if someone's identity was marked when they spoke, I often didn't see clearly, but now with Pei Lin in such a row, love and hatred are clear at a glance. "

"Accidentally participated in the personal grievances of the blade cultivators, and I was a little flustered."

"As the saying goes, the law does not blame the public?"

"Da Neng also holds grudges very much, and he can easily remember all the bullet screens and their spokespersons, and revenge for 100 years later... Hey, Master Pei, don't you need to list our small discussions?"

Me: Because I like your compliments to me this time, I have to make a special record.

"Are we boasting?"

"Exaggerated, look ahead a few words."

"Just that section, isn't the back immediately crooked?"

Me: Follow along and record them together.

"If you don't want to be recorded, you have to be careful with your words."

"Fuck, do you remember this sentence?"

"Hey, you're done, aren't you?"

"..."

Me: What fellow Taoist said is very reasonable. You should be cautious when speaking in public, especially when you don’t want your words to be noticed by too many people.No one can tell whether a certain sentence of one's own will become a famous quote on the Internet.

3799_Thank you

"When you open your mouth, you must be mentally prepared to be looked at by the whole world with a magnifying glass. Thinking about it is a bit emotional."

"If you are looked at with a magnifying glass, a slip of the tongue may become a lifelong stain. Is this terrible?"

Me: It's not that bad, it's just black history, everyone has it.If you really mind, you might as well create more black history and turn small stains into ink bottles.If there are too many, others will not be interested in staring at them all the time.

Me: Like me.Now people who say that I have only face, rely on my father, squeamish, mentally retarded, etc., except for the same blackness of me, no one cares about them anymore.Because there is too much to say.

"Beauties, you don't need to pay attention to those people, they are just jealous. They want to run the world with their faces, but their faces can't be seen. Those who use their faces to talk about things will secretly drool over the picture of the beauty of the Acacia sect, but Can't afford it and turn to 'shallow' crap."

"If you can't afford the picture of the beauties of the Hehuan sect, you're called trash?"

"Look, it's like this. Take it out of context, distort other people's words, and then blow yourself up to the moral high ground. But the problem is that morality is used to restrain oneself, not to demand others. People who keep talking about morality will always They are all strict with others and lenient with themselves.”

"Actually, Young Master Pei, you don't have to be too afraid of your black history. Of course, you have a lot of black history, but you also have a lot of stupid fans. They will regard all your black history as cute, and then yell to give way People also think that the so-called black history is nothing."

Me: Well, when more people do a stupid thing, when many people face it with a relaxed attitude, it seems to become a kind of fun. It is still stupid, but it will not make people want to avoid it.

Me: Thank you, my fans, you gave me a lot of courage.

"You're welcome, beauty, we have also gained a lot of courage from you."

Me: I also thank my black people, you let me not face one-sided praise, so I can keep more sober.

"..."

"What ellipsis, please thank you."

"What am I..."

Me: I would also like to thank the neutral spectators, you let me see the spectators in the battle between fans and blacks, and spectators will bring more calmness.

"You're welcome, we had a great time in it too."

"Hey... I think Pei Meiren's words are a bit unlucky, like, farewell words, concluding remarks...last words?"