Xiu Erdai's daily essays

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Yin Bao suddenly laughed, but Hong Xingui didn't answer my words.

After waiting for a while, Aonuo asked, "Senior Hong, are you still there?"

Hong Xingui still did not respond.

Aonuo: "..."

Me: "There are two possibilities. First, it was Hong Daoyou's last struggle before his death. After he finished those few words, he received a fatal blow and is now dead. Second, those few words were not at all What fellow Daoist Hong said was that I made a fake voice in order to wash away the suspicion of 'I killed Hong Xingui'. Considering that no one here is higher than me, then with the leapfrog artifacts I carry with me, I may completely deceive you Everyone."

Zhu Jiaopei: "It's not a lie. That voice is not Hong Daoyou pretending to be someone else, but him. This is my professional judgment."

Me: "Why did I choose a professional con artist to come here with me? Maybe it's because I planned to deceive people before I came here, but my own deception skills are not good enough, so I need an expert to cooperate with me, When my deception goes awry, the con artist vouches for me with her name."

Me: "Others may not be willing to cooperate with me, but Zhu Daoyou not only claims to be my fan, but also owes me a huge debt. I order her as an idol and a creditor. It is almost impossible for her not to give in."

Hong Xingui's voice came again, this time much weaker: "I asked you to help quickly, his uncle's energy has been passed on to you, why are you still dawdling?"

Me: "I'm thinking about whether to kill people and steal goods. I guess I have the ability to kill everyone here. The only person I can't kill is Yu Qiao whose location is unknown, but outsiders will not believe the bad things Yu Qiao said about Yunxiazong, so I don't have to think about Yu Qiao telling the story of my murder, because even if he did, most people would think that he blamed me for what he did."

Hong Xingui: "What do you want to buy? What can you buy? What else do you have to buy? All the things I got from the glutinous rice balls have been passed on to you, and I didn't keep anything. Listen clearly, it's all, all. !” he roared at last, and landed in front of us, with a pot on his head, in which was a large pile of non-giant-sized, normal-sized glutinous rice balls.

Me: "All?"

Hong Xingui: "Exaggerate in times of crisis, don't tell me you really believe it."

Me: "What if I really believe it?"

Hong Xingui: "That's because you are stupid."

Aonuo: "Is this how you treat your savior?"

Hong Xingui: "If you don't know, don't meddle in it. Help me talk for a while and help him, but it didn't help the idea at all."

3752_ One Pot Rice Balls

Me: "Should I share at least half of your pot of glutinous rice balls?"

Hong Xingui: "All the energy of the glutinous rice balls has been given to you, this pot belongs to me."

Me: "The pot belongs to you, but I also have a share in the contents of the pot."

After Hong Xingui and Tangyuan disappeared together, the upgraded version of No. [-] hiding in the soil sent some kind of information that I couldn't distinguish at the moment.At first I thought No. [-] was eating Hong Xingui while absorbing the energy of the glutinous rice balls. Fortunately, Hong Xingui made a sound quickly, allowing me to grasp the direction of his life.

Afterwards, I raised a sliver of energy from No. [-], and probed in the direction suspected to be Hong Xingui.After being lost for a while, No. [-] energy thread finally entangled him with Hong Xingui's guidance again.

When it was wrapped around, Hong Xin was still in the shape of a ball.Although the body flexibility of a monk is very good, he is not a liquid creature like a cat after all, and the posture that is difficult to stretch is always uncomfortable, especially because Hong Xin is in a ball shape because of external pressure, and he must resist it with all his strength to avoid it. I was crushed into mud, and even Hong Xingui's own spiritual power added to the chaos for Hong Xingui at this time:

Due to the energy absorbed by the glutinous rice ball stuffing, Hong Xingui's spiritual power was affected by the surrounding environment, and it was obviously out of control.

Hong Xingui gave me all the energy of the glutinous rice ball stuffing, not to pay me in advance for my rescue, but actually just to relieve the pressure.The energy of glutinous rice balls remaining in his body will only make him more and more out of control, and then he will become glutinous rice balls under internal and external troubles.After passing the energy of glutinous rice ball stuffing to me through the No. [-] energy thread, Hong Xingui's internal worries were resolved, and then the No. [-] energy thread disturbed Hong Xingui's foreign energy in the process of absorbing the energy of glutinous rice ball stuffing, and finally gave it to me. This gave Hong Xingui a chance to escape.

When fleeing, Hong Xinhui reluctantly grabbed the foreign energy and formed a pot; No. [-] also affected the foreign energy when he retracted the silk, forming the glutinous rice balls in Hong Xingui's pot.

But Hong Xingui didn't admit it: "If the glutinous rice balls were made by your energy filaments, why did you keep them in my pot? Why didn't you take all the glutinous rice balls away while taking back the energy filaments?"

Because a ribbon doesn’t make slippery glutinous rice balls, number four took advantage of you, the former sacrificer who provided it with a lot of energy, probably thinking that since you can provide it with energy once, of course you can also provide it with the second time. secondary.Borrowing your No. [-] pot can make more glutinous rice balls and get a big pot. If it wraps itself with silk, it can barely take away one or two, which is a big loss.

Unexpectedly, the sacrificer only sacrificed once when he was forced to do so, and the second time he turned his face and refused to admit it. He didn't even plan to distribute one to number four. A way to intimidate Hong Xingui.

3753_It's just a meaningless joke

Pei Bing: "No. [-] didn't come out because he was angry, but because he was full. I think it is about to explode."

Yo, actually stronger than you?

Pei Bing: "No. It's just that its endurance is not as good as mine."

Are you proud?

Pei Bing: "Of course I should be proud. The ability to withstand the ingested external energy directly corresponds to the defense ability. How much food energy I can withstand, I can protect you well from the most violent external attack."

Pei Bing: "Are you moved?"

so daring...

Pei Bing: "Typo."

Usually in my essays, there are mistakes in homophones, similar characters, and wrong names. Why can’t I see you pointing it out?It wasn't a mistake this time, but you pointed it positively.

Pei Bing: "Then what do you say you dare? When I ask you whether you are moved or not, if you answer a word dare, there must be a follow-up sentence that can ridicule me?"

Why must there be a follow-up statement?I just used some internet jokes.Don't you expect the Internet jokes to be profound?

Pei Bing smiled smugly: "I can't come around and start playing tricks? That's why it's a typo." He was knocked down by Xiao Sui and pinned down by Xiao Sui with a fur ball.

Mao Qiu: "Is this called covering up black history?"

I really, just picked up a meaningless joke...

Xiao Sui: "Yes, that's right, that's it, there is no black history."

Fuqiu: "Well, yes... no..."

Xiao Sui: "No!"

I:"……"

Maoqiu: "The master said that you used too much force, but you have confirmed a dark historical accident."

Has it been an accident...

Xiao Sui: "I'm just emphasizing."

Xiao Sui understands me best.

Although the method is very young, but the subjective is good.

Furball: "The result is more important than the purpose. You said it yourself."

You don't have to be so serious...

Xiao Sui, who couldn't beat the hairball with his mouth, began to use force against the cat again.

Hong Xingui: "The energy of the big glutinous rice balls is all given to you, why, now you don't even let the small glutinous rice balls go? Beware of retribution if you are greedy."

Me: "I'll just stuff you into a big glutinous rice ball again, okay?"

Hong Xingui raised his hand to support the small glutinous rice ball pot on his head. After pondering for a moment, he agreed: "The second time, there should be more harvest, just like the harvest of your second ingot."

Me: "It may be that there is a greater danger." As expected of a madman formed by the fusion of two impulsive elements who entered the Gu pool, he really dared to take risks.

3754_ Adventurer

I asked Wen Chengzhui who also went to the Gu pool to play his life: "Do you want to try it too?"

Wen Chengzhui glanced at me and replied, "No."

So why did you enter the Gu pool in the first place?

As another person who also entered the Gu pool, Aonuo took the initiative: "If it's safe, I want to try it too."

Control your curiosity, boy.After suffering a big loss once or twice, why are you still not good at learning?

Me: "How to ensure safety? I can't guarantee it anyway."

Hong Xingui: "According to my experience just now, the problem is not serious."

Me: "If I fail to pull you in time, are you sure it's not a big problem? I only got you back with the second-generation Yuanbao raised from glutinous rice balls, and if you try again with the second-generation glutinous rice balls, I will There is no third-generation ingot to assist."

No. [-] used up all the new ingots it made, and now there are no new ingots, it only mutates itself into an upgraded version...you can try the upgraded version.

I threw the upgraded version of No. [-] onto a big glutinous rice ball. Unexpectedly, just as the upgraded version came into contact with the big glutinous rice ball, Yin Bao suddenly rushed to the side of the upgraded version, reached out to touch the upgraded version, and immediately entered the glutinous rice balls together with the upgraded version.

Hong Xingui was furious, but he couldn't stop Yin Bao's actions. Even though he had already come to Yin Bao's side when Yin Bao just touched the upgraded version, he still couldn't hinder her.

Me: "The ghost cultivator has too much advantage in dodging, so there is no pressure to leapfrog."

Wen Chengzhui: "No. Yin Bao was able to dodge easily because she was prepared. She directly stripped off a part of her to resist Hong Daoyou's attack."

Me: "Part of it?"

Wen Chengzhui: "It's the part you think of. For this resistance, Yin Bao sacrificed a part of her soul. If it was a living person, it would be equivalent to amputating her own arm, but the ghost's arm...may not be able to Fix it, and it becomes a permanent injury."

Me: "Why? Tangyuan or my upgraded Yuanbao, are they so attractive?"

Wen Chengzhui: "Does your ingot completely obey you?"

Me: "No, they... are more like living in my house and will pay me some rent, but their main activities are not restricted by me."

Wen Chengzhui: "Then it is possible that Yin Bao made a deal with the upgraded version of Yuanbao, but because the upgraded version of Yuanbao deliberately concealed it, you failed to receive their transaction content."