Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3692_ Personal gift

"It's weird, the electricity has been cut off in a large area, why is the network so stable?"

"It has been reinforced, to ensure the smooth access to information in the mortal world, and to keep telling them that the violent storm outside the house is normal, and Yunxiazong will pay for it afterwards, so that they can rest assured, don't panic, don't run around, and don't increase the rescue Burden. If you don’t want to watch Transformation God Tribulation, you can also play games and watch old dramas. All channels for using the Internet are guaranteed to be unblocked. Receive the gift."

"Will the new elder give you a compensation gift?"

"Don't worry about gifts? One of the disciples of Elder Yu Xin works part-time as a gift bag. You can spread a lot of them all over the world without any pressure."

"Huh? As long as we obediently play at home and minimize the rescue burden of Yunxiazong, can we receive a small gift from the cat fairy? Can we receive it without doing anything?"

"...It seems that Yunxiazong has done a good job in comforting the emotions of the mortal world."

I stated my identity in the bullet screen: "In order to celebrate my master and Elder Yue's success in crossing the catastrophe, and to thank everyone for their understanding and support when the God of Transformation Tribulation brought serious interference to everyone's life, work and study, I personally I will definitely spread small gifts to the mortal world. This is not included in the official compensation from Yunxiazong, and it is my personal extra thanks."

Me: "However, because of the large quantity, all I can give away are my own products. To be precise, they are small ice sculptures. I will present them according to everyone's love for the shape of ice sculptures and their attitude during the catastrophe. Little ice sculpture."

Me: "'Which shape do you like' I extracted from the information you have sent me, so those who have never sent me information may make a mistake in my judgment and send out an ice sculpture that you don't like, that At that time, I can only say sorry, if you really can't stand that shape, you can send me a message to tell me, specify the shape you want, or exchange a certain amount of spirit beads."

Me: "The so-called 'attitude in the robbery' refers to whether you have insulted the two elders and Yunxiazong because of the inconvenience caused by Jie. If so, of course, the Yunxiazong will definitely not lack the formality you deserve. Compensation, but my personal extra gifts will be canceled or reduced."

"Is this like a threat?"

Me: "Yes, I hope everyone can bless the two elders of our family to cross the catastrophe successfully."

"Will the more boastful the better the gift?"

Me: "It's okay to boast too embarrassingly. In addition, the accompanying gift, no matter how good it is, is limited. It is nothing more than one ice sculpture or two ice sculptures or more ice sculptures. It will definitely not be replaced by Tongmingguo, and it will definitely not be Give it to the monk."

"Why not give it away? Although I am a monk, my life has been seriously affected."

"Hey, hey, didn't the aura of the robbery prompt you to comprehend it? This is much more valuable than the ice sculpture, and you are still greedy? You are a f*cking swordsman, and you should be so grateful that you can witness two simultaneous sword cultivation and transformation gods. Still complaining about being seriously affected?"

"I'm only in the foundation building period, how much can I learn from it?"

"Are you stupid and blame the world? You have witnessed such a grand scene at the beginning of your cultivation, and the starting point has been raised. Yunxiazong confiscated your viewing fee and you secretly laughed and shouted?"

"Hmm... Yunxiazong notified Youjie in advance, and then inquired with Baobao to provide a live broadcast, although there are only intermittent images, but after all, the few images are very clear. Why don't you charge tickets?"

3693_Everyone has a lot of black history

"Even if they don't warn, the whole world can perceive clearly when the God Transformation Tribulation begins, and then gather around the robber crossers. It's impossible for Yunxiazong to drive everyone away, and it's even more impossible to block the robbery's breath. There is a charge for things that follow the flow of favors." ?”

"It can't be driven away, can't be sealed, and can only be let go. This is a helpless choice, but Yunxiazong doesn't need to expand the matter. Now it's almost turned into an entertainment project."

"If you want to know, ask Yunxiazong. Although Yunxiazong probably doesn't have time to talk to us, you can still try to ask a few questions. Hey, Jiang Weixiao, do you have any new advertisements?"

Me: "Eldest brother is very busy. All the seniors and executors of Yunxiazong who know the detailed plan of this matter are very busy. Maybe I am the most free one, but it is a pity that they did not bring me when they made the plan."

"Beauties don't need to be depressed, this is the normal treatment of mascots, and Elder Qi Xi didn't get any right to know when he was young."

"Hey……"

"It's okay, Elder Qi Xi is still in retreat, right, Meiren Pei?"

Me: "It seems so, but Elder Yangche Lu mentioned that Elder Qi's retreat is coming to an end soon."

"Oh, that's what the masters say, plus the bang of twice the kalpa...a moment of silence for some people in advance."

"Not necessarily, the sword cultivator is not so stimulating to the law cultivator."

"What's the difference between Qi Xin's violent temper and a sword cultivator?"

"His sword cultivation has never been studied at all, and this is the biggest difference."

"If you continue to quarrel with Elder Qi as a topic, you will get out of the customs if you don't want to leave the customs. Also, I remind you that Yang Chelu must have already left the customs. If you continue to tease his apprentice, that beast in clothes will be pinched with one hand. With the great power of Yunxiazong's debt collection office, he single-handedly invited Xinhua God Qi Yu Zike, who has not yet resigned from the debt collection office, to work with him... Tsk tsk tsk, some people, keep talking."

Me: "Is there any allusion to evaluating Elder Yang as a 'beast in clothes'?"

"..."

"Some people, have the face to remind others?"

"To be honest, what's the matter? Among the ten elders, one counts as one. Who doesn't have a lot of black history? Who dares to say that he is as pure as he is, and his character is flawless?"

Me: "My dad?"

3694_ The most effective way to deal with brats is always to fight

"Pei San'er, do you think that someone will be fooled by such a low-quality cliché to tell you about your father's dark history? Don't waste your time trying to find out about your own father's stupid past. If the twins didn't succeed in the past, you couldn't succeed either. "

Me: "Why don't you dare to explode? Many seniors can beat my father."

"I said that your cliché skills are too low-quality. Who are you fooling with this aggressive method? When your master is free, let him teach you. The debt collection office is an expert in this field. But don't learn from Yang Chelu, okay. Children must maintain their innocence to be cute."

"It's okay. Some temperaments are innate, and you can't learn them badly. For example, Qi Xi, who was taught by Yang Chelu, is still so straight-tempered. This apprentice has completely abandoned the master's specialty. I will do it for Yang Chelu. Sad."

"Yes. Retribution. Let him go."

Me: "You don't dare to expose my father's black history, is it because my father also has a lot of your dark history? Once it explodes, it will become a mutual explosion, and in the end both sides will lose, so everyone made an appointment to keep the secret? Maybe my father Have more black information about you? Because my father also has Elder Huigu as the backing of the information."

"Is the key information that Pei Ji needs to be supported by others?"

"Little guy, I'm telling you to stop talking. It seems that you are really idle. If you are really bored, you can pay attention to your debt collector. You have a problem with a girl and then leave her alone. It's too ruthless. "

Me: "I have been collecting the refining products of Fellow Daoist Zhu, and watched her whole refining process."

"Pei Ji, pay attention to your apprentice while paying attention to the master. Pei Lin's spiritual sense... yes, leapfrogging is worthy of praise, and most of the time it is a good thing, but excessive leapfrogging, good things may turn bad."

"The level above one is a genius, the level two must be vigilant, and the level three... may self-destruct."

Me: "Yes, I understand. I have been punished for this, and I always pay attention to it. I just do what I like or need, and I don't force myself to break through, and I don't deliberately train. In order to reduce the burden on my mind, I compiled a lot of The spiritual power program, my spiritual treasures control multiple objects to manage those programs for me, so my spiritual burden is not too big. After the initial research on Tongming fruit refining, I have never felt tired. Now What’s more, while receiving a lot of information, I can still have enough energy to inquire about my father’s black history.”

"The most effective way to deal with brats is always to hit them."

"Be civilized. Reason first."

"That's right, Yang Chelu does things in this way: first reason, then strike, and finally beat the person to his knees. You can't accuse him of acting wrong."

3695_ Interjection

"Speaking of which, Yunxiazong seems to have had people who can cause a lot of dissatisfaction from the outside world."

"It's got to be a character first, and then there's a lot of resentment. Mainly being envied."

"..."

"I admit that some people are just jealous of Yang Chelu being able to cultivate a stage of transformation by himself."

"It's not that this elder has never taught the stage of transformation!"

"But is your apprentice in the transformation stage as beautiful as Yang Chelu's and listens to the master? The point is to be obedient... Well, beauty is also very important. But the ultimate beauty can be met but not sought. Now I only talk about being obedient. No matter what How impulsive and irritable Elder Qi is to the outside world, as long as he is in front of Yang Chelu, he will meditate when he is asked to meditate, build a house when he is asked to build a house, and read a hundred times without missing a single word. He is more worry-free than Pei Lin .”

Nonsense, do you think I haven't heard of the black history of the little uncle's disobedience to the teacher's wishes?For example, overreaching to learn other professions.

Senior Liao Li: "Can you old people be quiet? You chatted so close to revealing your identities that other people didn't dare to speak at all, and the barrage was all reserved by you. Do you think you are booking a live broadcast for inquiring? It’s very face-saving to sign up for the barrage?”

"It's easy to talk, easy to talk, it's still a little worse than you being the host who inquires."

"Hey, host Liao, where's your line? It only came for a while at the beginning of Yu Daoyou's robbery. Why didn't I see you comment on Elder Yue's robbery? Could it be that Yunxiazong not only kept a secret about Elder Yue's robbery? Dazhong, Baoqian, didn’t even tell you, the guest elder?”