Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3608_ bad manners

"I'm not sure who said the sentence that you particularly mind, fellow daoist, because I didn't see that sentence at all, but if you only talk about Yunxiazong and haven't studied the matter of Elder Pei's childbirth in the middle stage of transformation, I I just happen to know someone. It is the newly appointed guest elder of Yunxia Sect."

"Given Yunxiazong's xenophobia, they still accept guest elders?"

"It's very strange, but I've also heard about it. It's the knife repairer Liao Li."

"Sword cultivator? The elders of Yunxia Sect? The elders of the Seventh Great? The stage of transformation into gods? Can sword cultivation reach the stage of transformation into gods?"

"What's your opinion? It can also be practiced in the Mahayana period."

"Really, I always thought that knife repair was basically equal to the path of demons."

"Hey, the knife repair is very unified, it's far from the dregs like demons."

"Orthodox is orthodox, but the way of sword repair has indeed been problematic for many years. It seems that the exercises are too extreme, or it may be too broken, and there are fundamental faults."

"People who are not knife repairers should shut up. If you don't know anything, it's just a joke. Senior Liao Li, was it you who spoke before? If so, maybe you would like to have a formal chat with us? Since you have already spoken, you should not Do you deliberately avoid it? After all, knife repair is not a shameful profession."

Me: "Bao inquire, can you give this person a live camera? I sent the coordinates to Zhang Feng."

Bao inquired: "The live broadcast is on."

"..."

"what's the situation?"

"Pei Lin! I'm not your debt collector. Why do you broadcast me live?"

Me: "Don't run on our elders casually. Senior Yuan Yong."

Yuan Yong'an, a loose cultivator, and Yuan Ying early stage, keenly caught Senior Liao Li's barrage by unknown means, and never let it go, bringing the topic back again and again, as if he had to force Senior Liao to show his face.

At this moment, Yuan Yonghan sneered in Baowen's live broadcast: "Pei Lin, cherish your good popularity, you have a lot of fans based on your face, be careful to be driven away by your bad behavior. It's not even turning fans into black, nor is it changing For the neutrals who only watch the excitement, they will just ignore you."

3609_Maintenance

Yuan Yongxiu: "Do you really believe that those who claim to only love your face really only look at your face? Without your seemingly well-behaved personality bonus, how could you get the support of so many people? It's not that there are no beauties of your level, who has attracted your attention? Your status as the second generation of cultivation is not a factor that promotes attention for low cultivation bases. On the contrary, it is easy for low cultivation bases to be jealous. deliberately avoiding you."

Yuan Yongxiu: "It's better now, play human flesh? Create public opinion pressure on me? In the future, whoever makes you unhappy, will you always instruct Bao to ask that person to be put in front of the whole world, and let him be pointed at by the whole world?" Crash? Just like Zhu Jiaopei now?"

Me: "Bao inquire, do you want me to order you around?"

Bao inquired: "As long as there is big news, it's fine."

Me: "Oh, that's good. This is indeed a good means of coercion. Most people can't accept that they are stared at by countless people. Even if they avoid private scenes, even if they only broadcast their behavior in public, it will It caused great mental pressure. In the end, under the heavy pressure, that person will do what I hope?"

Yuan Yongxiu: "A guest elder, do you really protect him as your own? You haven't even protected your real elders like this?"

Me: "The real elders of our family don't need me to defend them, they can protect themselves."

Senior Liao Li: "Hey, brat, what do you mean?"

Me: "Senior has just returned to the main world for a few years, and he still can't keep up with the rhythm of modern quarrels. Let me help you."

Senior Liao Li: "I don't care about being scolded by my juniors, and what's the point of exposing him to the whole world? It's just being watched, as long as the skin is thick, it doesn't hurt at all. I want to kill him live. Yuan Yong? I know Yuan Jinxi is not dead, let him come to me by himself, don’t instigate a poor child, I have never been kind enough not to beat a child. If I hacked you to death, I can only say that you deserved to fall into my hands.”

Yuan Yong: "Oh, everyone remember, if I die, Pei Lin will be an accomplice."

Senior Liao Li: "What stupid things are you talking about? It's as stupid as Yuan Jinxi. The old man hacked you and gave you the coordinates with a golden elixir?"

Yuan Yongxiu: "It's not necessary to kill me, but it's not enough to rely on brute force to live broadcast live to the world. Even if you can organize a live broadcast, very few people will watch it. Only Pei Lin's influence can do it." Let hundreds of millions of people all over the world watch a program at the same time regardless of cultivation level."

Senior Liao Li: "Bao inquiring, this person said that your live broadcast got so much attention because of Pei San?"

3610_announcement

Bao inquired: "Uh, ashamed, if there is no fellow Daoist Pei, our ratings would drop by an order of magnitude immediately. However, if we cooperate with you, senior, this influence can rise again. Now the ratings are rising rapidly, compared to before. When discussing the matter of Fellow Daoist Pei Lin, it received a lot more attention."

Senior Liao Li: "Well, it's okay, let's announce."

Bao inquired: "Okay."

Then Bao inquired to advertise on their various public platforms, saying that the upcoming Yunxiazong Senior Yu Zike's God Transformation Tribulation will be hosted by Yunxiazong's guest senior knife repairer Liao Li.

public:

"..."

"Maybe some people don't know much about the situation of knife repairing. Let me explain to you. Simply put, the theoretical knowledge of knife repairing is scum."

"Hey, why do so many people like map guns?"

"Then let me make a special note, including the current sword repair No.1, as the elder of Kunlun, the Mahayana sword repair senior Long Linghu's theoretical knowledge is also scum."

"Friend Daoist, you are really courageous...I admire you."

"Just tell the truth. Daoxiu's fighting ability is very strong, but the explanation... Senior Liao may not be able to explain as well as Pei Linlai as the host."

"Pei Lin, who is at the Jindan Stage, can explain the God Transformation Tribulation? Are fans confused? There must be a limit to flattery. The young master has already been praised by the public so much that he is selfish and careless, so you go ahead and praise him sooner or later." killed him."

"Oh, don't use the moral values ​​of the mortal world to restrain monks. Human flesh is indeed very serious in the mortal world, and exposing a person's information to the world will indeed bring extremely bad harm to the person concerned, but in the cultivation world... a yuan In infancy, are you still afraid of being watched?"

"If you don't want to be seen by others, hide yourself. Ordinary people have nowhere to hide when they are stared at by a large group of people of the same level because of their individual combat power. However, the influence of the difference in monk's cultivation level is obvious. Inquire about the disciples in charge of front-line reports The highest cultivation level is at the peak of Jindan, that Yuanying early stage Yuan...you fellow Taoist, if you really want to hide, what can I do with you?"

"This time, for the upcoming God Transformation Tribulation, Bao Inquiry may have prepared some leapfrogging methods, but the energy consumption of the leapfrog is very serious, and the duration of the Transformation God Tribulation is very long, so Bao inquire now must be in order to be able to report on the Transformation God Tribulation. Saving energy throughout the whole process, it is impossible to waste energy on nascent infant stage sour talkers."

"Perhaps Pei Lin provided Bao inquiring with extra energy? The young master has plenty of money."

Me: "Yeah, maybe I did."

3611_It's kind of evil

"Master Pei, what are you trying to do? Doing things that are easily annoying to make everyone dislike you and pay less attention to you? Stop dreaming. No matter what excessive things you do, I will keep an eye on you for the rest of my life."

"...You may not believe me if I tell you, but the above barrage was sent by Pei Lin's black hair."

"I said earlier that Fenhei is a family."

I projected a picture to Baodao’s live broadcast, in which was my face, three-dimensional and lifelike—a dummy jointly made by Pei Bing and Xiao Sui—then I cut off the face of the dummy one by one, and made it The skin rotted, a strange-colored liquid flowed out, and the bones pierced out...

Barrage:"……"

Hehuanzong: "Pei Lin! You have been blacklisted by us! Absolutely! Don't even think about entering the Cangshu Pavilion in a short time! You don't even want to enter the gate of Hehuanzong!"

It's okay, I don't have any information about your family to read recently, otherwise I wouldn't dare to play this publicly, I knew you were going to blow it up.

"...Is this a virtual scene, or a real projection? Not the latter?"

"No, I'm a disciple of Yunxia Sect. I'm near the Second Young Master right now. A dummy is placed in front of him. The projection in the live broadcast is the effect he created on the dummy. He is in good health and absolutely not injured at all. Here, let me show you the photos."

"It scared me to death, as long as the real person is fine."

"Hmph, if you have the guts to use this kind of fan abuse method, you can directly use a knife on your own face. What are you afraid of? If it's just a trauma, Yunxiazong's Danxiu is enough to heal it. There is no sequelae. You are serious... What's this?!"

I put another projected picture into the live broadcast. In the video, it was the person who encouraged me to use the knife on his face. I used the knife on his face. The effect was exactly what I did on the dummy just now. exactly the same.

Barrage:"……"

After the rehearsal, I healed that person's wound - the damage I caused myself, I can easily remove the residual spiritual power in the wound, and a little wound medicine can make the wound heal.

Me: "That's right, it's easy to cure. Anyone else want to try?"

"...Is there anyone who can check whether these bullet screens and image implants that are exactly the same as Pei Lin's spiritual power pattern were sent by Pei Lin? This style of behavior...is not right? It's a bit evil."

"Speaking of which, I'm actually not very clear about Pei Lin's style of conduct."

"Soft and lukewarm, as long as it doesn't involve people he cares about, he has almost no temper."

"... Has anyone moved someone he cares about? Who moved? Senior Liao Li? No, did the guest elder of the Yunxia Sect ask him to protect him? Besides, it's not right for Jin Danqi to stand out for the Transformation God stage?"