Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3600_ always crooked building

"Envy? Although he is weird, he is firm. The most important thing for a monk is to be firm, and the least important thing is to be normal. A monk who is too normal is not a good monk."

"Hey, I think I'm normal, and I'm sure I'm a good monk."

"You're just an egg. Hatch your quail."

"Hey, is it possible that Pei Lin didn't respond because Mei Shuanli's story contained some truth?"

"Pei Lin didn't respond much, it's not that he didn't respond. A large part of the punishment Mei Shuanli received in the discipline department was sued by Pei Lin."

"Pei Lin doesn't sue much himself? Others can't stand it and sue more for him."

"Maybe Pei Lin sued more. Although the number of Pei Lin's complaints is not as many as the sum of the others, the evidence provided by Pei Lin is detailed. Every time he sues, Mei Shuanli is punished. The efficiency is very high. Give it to Mei Shuanli The amount of punishment is more than the sum of all other people's achievements."

"Damn, why is it always crooked? What I want to ask is, will Pei Lin really have a physical relationship with someone? It's definitely impossible with Elder Pei. Return the third Taoist companion, bah, what the hell is the second Taoist companion?" What is going on is still unclear, and I still want to be the third one, what is it to be a Taoist companion?"

"...Senior, you yourself are crooked."

"Oh, yes, what I want to say is, will Pei Lin and Jiang Weixiao actually have an affair?"

"Isn't this a senior? Those who have resentment towards Jiang Weixiao are most at the Jindan stage."

"Is it possible that the Nascent Soul Stage? I met Jiang Weixiao during the Golden Core Stage, but entered the Nascent Soul Stage before Jiang Weixiao?"

"The speed of practice has increased, so why bother to worry about the loss I suffered at the hands of Jiang Weixiao?"

"My relationship with Jiang Weixiao is not important. It doesn't matter whether I am your senior or not. What is important is whether Pei Lin and Jiang Weixiao have... the intimacy that makes the fans heartbroken?"

"Surely not. You can't see with eyes, Pei Lin is still a virgin."

"..."

"This rebuttal is too powerful."

"Damn, I can't continue talking."

"No, I'll struggle a little more. Pei Lin's status can only mean that he didn't make it to the last step with others. It's still possible to kiss and hug him?"

"Come on, suppose I give you a chance to kiss and hug Pei Damei, and then you stop and don't make the last step. Do you think it's possible?"

3601_ Randomly set a picture

"School Jiang Wei has good self-control."

"What self-restraint is there in this matter? Being able to kiss and hug shows that both parties have feelings, and if you feel it, do it to the end, and stop? Embrace Damei Pei and stop at the beginning, the only thing I believe The reason is not to lift."

"I like this reason. Jiang, huh."

"Seriously, is it possible for a monk not to lift?"

"Of course there are, psychological reasons, poisonous spells, and so on."

"Jiang Weixiao is in the period of the Heart Demon Tribulation."

"It's endless, isn't it? Why is Jiang Weixiao's black as annoying as Pei Lin's black?"

"I'm glad Jiang Weixiao has no fans, so we can't quarrel."

"Pei Meiren, do you want to protect your elder brother? If you want us, your fans, we can take part-time jobs as Jiang Weixiao's fans, and help us quarrel with Jiang Weixiao."

I don't really want to respond, because this topic is too close to the place where I am, I want to pretend not to see it, but I still asked the elder brother for his opinion.

Eldest brother: "I am very honored to be protected by the beauty's junior brother's fan. Please give me this opportunity."

Why am I not surprised at all that you say that?

I exposed my spiritual lines and spoke in the barrage: "My elder brother said that he is willing to be protected by my fans."

In the beginning, my words were covered up in the vast sea of ​​bullet chatting, but a few people still found out, and then this discovery was quickly spread, and then a bunch of bullet chatting spread out, surrounding my bullet chatting It became a layer of circles.

The focus of Baotou's live broadcast this time is my master's transformation of the gods, but because the calamity has not yet started, there is no live broadcast content for the time being, but Baoduo still turned on the live broadcast, saying that it is for the upcoming high-end live broadcast first Debugging to prevent being overwhelmed by Huashen Jie during the official live broadcast.

There was no need to broadcast, so the live camera was swaying around, and then it was fixed on the scene of Zhu Jiaopei who worked hard to refine, which overlapped with the live broadcast of the Cat Beauty Alliance.

Bao asked specifically to explain: "Just give a screen for everyone to chat. We don't report on Zhu Daoyou. Anyway, our live broadcast is also flooded by barrage. The audience is busy playing barrage, so they can't see what Zhu Daoyou is doing. But if the same If you really mind, we will broadcast it in another scene, and the scenery near Yunxiazong is not bad."

The Cat Beauty Alliance didn't have anyone to speak for, so they asked me, "Can I?"

3602_ No result yet

Me: "I don't mind organizing more organizations to report on Daoyou Zhu. Maybe more people monitoring Daoyou Zhu will help her pay off her debts faster?"

Cat Beauty Alliance: "Then live broadcast at the same time."

Zhu Jiaopei, who was deprived of the right to speak even though he was the protagonist of the live broadcast: "..."

She looked a little haggard from the onlookers.Might it really help to get serious about paying off debt?

The live broadcast of Zhu Jiaopei by the Cat Beauty Alliance is relatively close. In the live broadcast, there are basically only Zhu Jiaopei and her refining related items, and there are very few onlookers watching her and watching her lively. The masses are also included.

Bao inquired: "If you have any comments on the scope of the live broadcast, please let us know, and we will adjust."

the masses:

"Bao inquires so considerately, it's a bit intrusive."

"Generally speaking, the reason why Bao Inquires is suddenly very considerate is because he will offend many people on a large scale and on a large scale."

Bao inquired: "No, we are also members of the Cat Beauty Alliance, so of course we have to take care of our own people."

the masses:

"Don't pretend to be cute. If you really treat everyone in the Cat Beauty Alliance as your own and take care of them, your publication will not need to continue, because you have to worry about the whole world."

"I don't care what you want to do. What I want to know is when will the name of the alliance be decided? Five words are too long."

"I said not to abbreviate the Alliance, it will be confused with the Loose Cultivation Alliance."

"That's right, there are so many black cats and beauties in Sanxiu, it's very annoying to mess around."

"What's wrong with so many blacks? The blacks in the cat beauty alliance already accounted for half of the country."

"Where is the half of the wall? It's obviously only a third at most. Doesn't the neutral faction exist among you?"

Because of the name issue, the cat beauty alliance quarreled again, and while arguing, they did not forget to let Bao inquire about the live broadcast freely.

The casual Bao asked habitually to join in the fun: "Can you report your quarrel?"

Brawler:

"Whatever, report it out just for everyone to judge."

"Who is 'everyone'? Get rid of all the people from Maolian, is there anyone willing to participate in this matter? In the end, it's not just fans, gangsters, and neutral people."

"Don't abbreviate 'Cat United', it sounds like 'Cat Face'."

"What's wrong with 'cat face'? I think our organization icon can use a cat face. Meow meow, very cute."

3603_ There is finally something we can reach a consensus on

"Bastard, who put up this picture of a cat's face? It scared me."

"I just want to prove that the face of a cat is not necessarily cute, it may also be eerie. Especially black cats, you have to know that in the stories of the mortal world, the image of a black cat is very evil. The black cat itself does not necessarily symbolize evil. , but they have insight into evil, wandering in strange places, accompanied by horror."

……

There is a trend of merging the live broadcasts of the two organizations. Although the cat beauty alliance has many people, it is too scattered. When Bao asked to start a professional live broadcast, even if it was just a casual broadcast of a warm-up nature, the audience, especially the barrage, began to pour in large numbers. Bao asked about the influx of live broadcasts, and the live broadcast of the Cat Beauty Alliance gradually became deserted, and it would probably be closed before the start of my master's transformation into a god.

Later, when Bao Inquiring changed the focus of the live broadcast to Huashenjie and stopped broadcasting Zhu Jiaopei, did everyone in the Cat Beauty Alliance remember that they were responsible for monitoring Zhu Jiaopei?Difficult, it was just a play on the spur of the moment, and I probably forgot it when the excitement passed.

Bao inquired: "Second son, don't worry, we will always leave a picture for Zhu Jiaopei, anyway, it's not too much trouble, we can follow up the report until she pays off the debt, I believe there will still be many people who will contribute clicks."

Judging by their professional quality, it is different from Sansha.

I posted a barrage in the live broadcast of the deserted and dying cat-beauty alliance: "How about the name 'Sand League'? It's an alliance of scattered sand and randomness."

Unexpectedly, someone immediately responded to me, very excited: "This one, everyone, look at this one, this is from Pei Lin, it's his name."

...Hey, my barrage concealed the lines of spiritual power. Under the cover of Pei Bingjia Yunxiazong's formation, I immediately found out that it was me. Senior, you... Forget it, I won't go into it.

But someone digs into it:

"Really or not? Are you sure? I can only find out that this barrage was sent from Yunxiazong. As a side note, I am in the Nascent Soul stage."

"Fellow Daoist, don't you need to show your cultivation level at the Nascent Soul stage? I feel a little... ashamed of my low cultivation level. I am also at the Nascent Soul stage."

"...Do you need to be ashamed at the Nascent Soul stage?"

"It's all Kunlun's fault for raising the upper limit of cultivation so high."

"If it weren't for the barrage being so chaotic, I wonder who would dare to speak out their hostility towards Kunlun."

"Do you think no one is scolding at the gate of Kunlun?"

"If you want to scold Kunlun, let's go and decide on the name first. We've been arguing for a long time, so let's just go to Shameng, the League of Cute Little Fool Lovers. I recognize this name."

I:"……"

"Hey...the name is very appropriate, cute little fool, hehehe..."

"The League of Stupid Hats, it's so appropriate."

"Yes, all of us, one counts as one, are all fools. I also recognize this name."

"Recognize it, it's true that only a fool would pay so much attention to Pei fool."

"What's wrong with being stupid? Stupid people are blessed with stupidity. The most miserable things are done by smart people. I also recognize this name."