Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2588_ Solve two

Pei Bing confessed to Xiao Sui again: "I don't want to have sex with Pei Lin at all, I just want to have sex with you. Even though you have the same face and figure, to me, you are completely different."

I poured cold water: "If you two do it, I can feel all Xiao Sui's feelings."

Xiao Sui: "That's absolutely not possible, except for me, the master can't experience pleasure from other people or things."

Me: "...Do you mean that if our senses are cut off, you can agree to do it with Pei Bing?"

Xiao Sui looked at me, and after a while, asked, "Can I go back to my space?"

The virtue of this heartbroken man...

Pei Bing: "Like you."

Xiao Sui: "That's different! The master wants to cheat on an outsider, even if I do it with Pei Bing, I'm still an insider. Pei Bing is the master's spiritual treasure, a part of the master, just like everything else in my space, is the master." Everything that belongs to me is also mine, and I'm not cheating if I masturbate with my own things!"

...Speaking of the things in Xiao Sui's space...the huge pile of Hehuan Sect...

"Have you tried everything?" I asked, "You can copy the functions of all the things in your space, so, those things in Hehuan Sect... What did you copy? Then use the copied functions to What did you test on yourself?"

Xiao Sui stared at me, disappeared from my arms, returned to his space, then disappeared from his space again, and hid in his extremely concealed blanket, making it seem like I couldn’t see him again, but , Now that I already know he exists, as long as I think, no matter how he hides, I can pull him out again immediately.

I looked at Pei Bing: "Since you woke up, you have been acting too obedient to him, including when he troubles me, you don't bother him, just accompany him to trouble me. Come on, Pei Bing, my Lingbao , please explain to me, what is the reason that made you see your male god treat me so idiotically and treat you as nothing, but you are not jealous, and instead contributed to it?"

Pei Bing also got into Xiao Sui's space, but he couldn't hide like Xiao Sui, at most he could only retract into his body, pretending to be blind and ignoring my consciousness wandering in Xiao Sui.

Get rid of two, and there are still hairballs.

Me: "Tell me, what's going on with Xiao Sui?"

2589_ finally happy

The fur ball turned over, with its belly facing me: "Give me a pat on the fur's belly."

"..." I quickly ruffled its fur and threw it into the small follower.

Guys in my soul, form a small group and don't play with me.

The little follower showed his eyes under the quilt: "No, you can perceive all my thoughts, you know everything about me, there is no way I can hide it from you."

What is the use of perceiving everything?Don't say that I just packaged and sealed some of your ideas without even reading them. Even if I have read all of them, it doesn't mean that I understand everything.Just like I also know all my own thinking, it's not that I don't fully understand myself.

All of a person's thinking is very complicated, and the thoughts that flash through in a flash can sometimes even be more than the chaos information sent by the mission office in a day.With so much and messy information, to get to know a person, there will be a feeling of being blind because of being in this mountain, and lack of overall cognition.

Xiao Sui: "I like Master, I want to have a more intimate communication with Master, I will use whichever communication method is more intimate. Making love is not the point, intimacy is."

Me: "We have always been incomparably intimate, our bodies and souls have always been closely connected. You see, you can't even take out your body without me. What is sex, most of it is only physical contact, at most The tongue, sexual organs, etc. will touch deeper, but the depth is limited, and they will be separated if they are pulled casually, and we are a connection that cannot be distinguished even if we are chopped up and cut into pieces."

Xiao Sui: "You won't be closer to other people or things than me?"

Me: "The future is very long, I can't be sure, but it's hard for me to imagine."

Xiao Sui: "Will you have a Taoist partner? The combination of Tao is also inseparable."

Me: "But you are also a part of my Tao, you are with my Tao. If I have a Taoist partner, that Taoist partner must be approved by you, otherwise it is impossible for him to fit in with my Tao, and it is also It is impossible to become my Taoist companion."

Xiao Sui: "What if I never agree that you have a Taoist partner? What if I can never approve of outsiders?"

Me: "Then I will have no Taoist partner forever."

Xiao Sui: "Do you want a Taoist companion?"

Me: "I'm not sure, but it's hard for me to imagine that I can accept a person into my life. I have high requirements for independent space. However, I still have to say that the future is very long, and things that are hard to imagine now have not yet come." It may not happen in the future. But what is certain is that the person who makes you uncomfortable will also make me uncomfortable, so in the future, my choice will definitely not run counter to you. "

Xiao Sui finally gave a happy 'hmm'.

Pei Bing breathed a sigh of relief, and complained to me: "Suisui threatened to swallow me."

Fuqiu: "And me."

2590_The initial instability

Pei Bing: "And he can do it at any time. Brother Swallowing Hairball doesn't take much effort at all. Swallowing me is a little more difficult, but he can swallow it first, save it and digest it slowly. Just write down the information you don't understand first. Think about it slowly in the future. Storage spirit treasures have a natural advantage in this regard."

Oh.

Pei Bing: "...you just 'oh'?!"

if not?Isn't this swallowed?

Pei Bing: "Even if you swallow him, you can copy it! Maybe, the brother Fuqiu and me in front of you now are already copies after being absorbed, and we no longer exist in reality. Ah, it's so scary. Terrible, terrible..."

Are you stupid?The replica is an extension of Xiaosui, which is connected to Xiaosui, and then indirectly connected to my body or soul through Xiaosui, just like the spirit vein fireball lotus; and you, Maoqiu and Xiaojian are all directly connected In my soul, there is no indirection, neither before nor now, it has always been directly connected.

Also copy, maybe you can be smarter by copying you once.

Xiao Sui choked on Pei Bing: "That is, without the master's consent, I will not touch the master's property. The Lingmai fireball lotus is what the master gives me to eat; jade and clothes are given to you by the master, and you give it to me." I handle it; other things, even if it is a small spirit bead, is the owner's right to decide, at most I can only watch and imitate, so I won't eat it without saying hello."

Me: "It's okay, put what you think is suitable for you and deal with it. I believe that what you think is suitable is what I think is suitable."

Xiao Sui: "I believe it too, but I still have to ask, and I want to hear the master say 'yes'."

I'm good."

Pei Bing sighed: "When will my male god grow up..."

Me: "Isn't this a mature body?"

Pei Bing: "No, think about the difference between when Qi Ling just woke up and now. Lingbao's character is unstable in the early stage, and it takes a while to truly mature, and the 'period' is not necessarily long. Sui Sui is too clingy to you, all the attention is on you, and character growth will be extremely slow.”

Xiao Sui: "I am happy."

Pei Bing: "It's okay, I can wait."

I said to Pei Bing: "Are you thinking too well? Maybe this is Xiao Sui's mature appearance? He is also so clingy to me after he matures? Because my expectation for the storage treasure is that everything is centered on me. , help me take care of all my belongings, and be my housekeeper in my own small world. The little follower has fully met my expectations."

Xiao Sui: "Well, I will definitely satisfy Master."

Pei Bing: "We'll see."

2591_Silly hat ice sculpture

Just wait and see, can Xiao Sui still abandon me and live up to your expectations?

Xiao Sui: "That's impossible. I belong to the master."

Pei Bing looked at me: "Now you know why I have been following him? He is still young, and children have the right to be taken care of specially. When I was just born, you didn't understand Lingbao, and you let me be beaten by wind and rain. Growing up, I can't let this kind of sadness reappear on Sui Sui. You don't know how to take care of Lingbao, I will take care of Sui Sui."

I reflected on how bad I was to Pei Bing when he woke up, and asked him to describe it as 'sad':

He was cut by his father, went to the Lie Forest alone to return things, encountered mental illness Yuqiao, and when refining the ice cave magma transparent fruit, he was an ice sculpture soaked in magma for a long time...

Pei Bing was arrogant.

...seemed to be too cruel to him.

Xiao Sui: "He lied to you. If he really felt the cruelty and felt sad in his heart at that time, you would feel it, and then you would naturally not continue to treat him like that. In fact, you didn't That kind of discomfort means that he doesn't have that kind of discomfort at all."

No, the lack of discomfort may be due to being too dull. I didn’t feel wrong when I was experiencing things, just like some people who are used to suffering can still laugh happily in the midst of suffering.The person concerned thinks that life is okay, but it does not mean that life is really okay.

Pei Bing: "...Ah, it turned out to be my dull relationship. Let me say, rationally analyzing such a miserable day, how could I not feel miserable emotionally."

Are you pretending to be okay?Some outsiders think that the days are miserable, but for the parties involved, it is a ladder to improve themselves and enjoyment. For them, it is not 'okay', but 'very good' and 'absolutely unwilling to change'.

Pei Bing: "Isn't that shaking M?"

Don't you shake M?

Pei Bing: "... Am I?"

... Oh, this silly hat ice sculpture, forget it, I'd better treat him better in the future, otherwise I will feel guilty for bullying the disadvantaged.