Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 604
2508_lucky
Feng Qiang: "Pei Xianren, you seem to overestimate me. I just discovered that this tripod can be charged, and then I tried it. I didn't even realize that it has matching items until later. If Zhuo Tao didn't point it out, I don't know that this cauldron is overflowing with energy. How can I know how to use it? I don't even know what I used. The text on the cauldron can only be deciphered to less than a third, and I can only guess that it should be related to the sacrifice .”
Feng Qiang: "Sacrifice, sacrifice, that's why I associate Ding with Zhuotao, because he has a desperate sense of sacrifice for my protection."
... a sense of sacrifice?you sure?Why do I feel like I belong together?
Me: "But now, I have given you an idea that can be used repeatedly."
Feng Qiang: "I've thought about this idea, but I haven't touched that tripod again. Although I go to see it almost every year, but..."
You have been thinking for so long and contradicting for so long, and it is not easy to maintain your rationality all the time.
Me: "Anyway, thank you for speaking for me during the live broadcast."
Feng Qiang: "No, I should thank you, always have been, thank you very much."
I looked at the hand warming stone in his hand.Xin said: With your style of carrying ghosts with you, you need to keep warm.Is your soul really all right?Even if Zhuo Tao is a ghost cultivator now, his cultivation base is still very shallow, and he may not be able to completely eliminate the negative impact on your body.
Me: "Are you rich now? How much more can I sell you?"
Feng Qiang: "Okay, please sell me another two yuan, what is the price now?"
Me: "It's still [-] yuan for you, and you can still pay with mortal currency. The account is the one I made public."
After receiving the transfer, I handed over two hand warming stones to Feng Qiang, and I also gave him a little ice lotus flower by the way: "Since you have said such good things to him, it seems stingy not to give you one, but you are welcome to give me a cool thing." Maybe you don’t like it? Put it far away as a decoration, I think it looks pretty good.”
Feng Qiang: "I don't have anything that I don't like being cold. I always carry the Cooling Stone with me. Now I keep the hand warming stone because the weather is getting colder. Speaking of which, the last time I saw you, it was also on the cold side." The season...is really a lucky season."
The seasons are not lucky or not, the planet revolves, so there is no need to give so many meanings?
2509_ field control is okay
Me: "If you thank me, you mean that I pulled your mind and kept you from hurting the ghost, then I can only say that my credit, if any, is very small. It is you who controlled yourself. You are very Great, really. Even if I don't show up, you'll find other reasons to keep yourself in check. Your yardstick is solid."
Feng Qiang shook his head and said with a smile, "Thank you."
... What do you mean by shaking your head?Am I guessing wrong again?I just thought I was being considerate of you today.
The charging and punishment project about my face has basically been successfully completed. Only a few people are still busy with repaying debts, but their attitudes are already very correct.
I said to Feng Ci: "The field control is okay? No one died."
Feng Ci: "Thank you very much for your cooperation on this point. However, regarding field control, did you not pay attention to public opinion after confirming that the bodies of those who swallowed the seeds of nightmares are normal?"
I have nothing to pay attention to that thing for?How much news and gossip is there every day in the world?I haven't even tracked people in the cultivation world in real time, so I still care about the mortal world?I'm looking forward to seeing the summary of the big events at the end of the year.
But listen to what you mean...
"what happened again?"
Feng Ci: "Probably, an indescribably peerless beauty, something like that."
Oh, it's nothing, it's better not to say anything than to talk nonsense.It will be fine in a few years. Ordinary people change quickly, especially when they treat Internet celebrities.
Feng Ci: "In fact, the more forbidden this kind of thing is, the more it spreads."
Me: "I didn't prohibit it, I just asked for a fee. This means that you can help me strengthen it when you have time, so that I won't charge again on a large scale in a few years."
Feng Ci: "..."
Yes, you understand correctly, I am threatening you.At your age, if I come to make trouble again in ten or eight years, it is very likely that you will be the one I interviewed, because acquaintances are easy to talk to.Before you retired, I came to the mortal world. As long as I cause something that requires the mortal world officials to send someone to communicate with me, you probably won't be able to avoid it.But don't worry, I generally don't cause trouble, I advocate peace and reason.
Feng Ci: "We will definitely study the issue of portrait rights of immortals specifically, so as to avoid similar incidents from happening again."
Me: "Isn't it okay to use the portrait rights of mortals to protect relevant laws?"
Feng Ci: "Will an immortal go through legal procedures if his rights are infringed?"
……you're right.
You and the comprehension world should study this issue carefully, "You can refer to the mortal world circulation plan for the products of the Acacia Sect." I suggested, "The operation seems to be quite systematic."
Feng Ci looked at me for a few seconds, then nodded: "It makes sense."
... The 'reason' you mentioned seems to be telling me, isn't it a concept?
2510_Guest Elder Invitation
This time when I returned to Jingjin Peak, the disciples of Jingjin Peak seemed to have finally realized that I was a cat beauty. They looked at me with gossip in awe.
Qi Jing realized more.She asked me: "Senior Pei, have you also been to Wanxin Secret Realm? I mean, you went there more than ten years ago, not a hundred years ago or more."
I look like I'm alive... Monk age is not easy to tell from the outside.I nodded: "Yes, I'm with you."
Qi Jing: "...Wow."
Although I found out that the two of us had some extra intersections, Qi Jing didn't seem to have anything more to say to me, she just happily went to whisper to her classmates.
What are you talking about?You don't even know that we met each other in Wanxin... It's better not to know for the rest of your life.
Elder Hu was also in a good mood, he asked me: "Fellow Daoist Pei, would you like to ask me, before Jing Jinfeng disbands, would you like to be the guest elder of Jing Jinfeng?"
I:"……"
Elder Hu: "If you don't want to, just refuse it. I'm just asking on a whim. You don't need to do anything, just make a name. In Jing Jinfeng's last time, let us have more customers."
Me: "Those mortals outside..."
Elder Hu: "I heard that you are temporarily staying at Jingjin Peak, so we can see if we can see you. Of course we won't let them bother you, and they won't get it from Jingjinfeng's disciples that you are here Here's the answer."
Me: "I can't eat carrots."
Elder Hu: "If you want, you can let them eat a little?"
Me: "That won't work, my face is very expensive, and it took more than a month to raise the price tag."
Elder Hu smiled: "None of these people is a customer of Lengshuixi, nor is it a customer of Jingjinfeng before. None of them are nearby residents. You helped us develop a source of customers. Believe me, I found out that you are here so quickly These people who came all the way here are very rich, and they must be able to pay the price you are offering now, and they are willing to pay."
That's right, it's all here, what's the big deal about spending expensive face-seeing fees.
2511_ Small things for sale
Me: "It's so far away, it's not good for people to return empty-handed. I'll sell them some small ice lotus flowers. Or if they really want to spend money, I can also sell them Tongmingguo." But I have to ask Tongmingguo first. What is the market price of , the data I received is quite random, it seems to be priced according to chance.
Elder Hu: "If you want, we have no objection, but as long as you sell it once and spread the word, many people will come to buy it."
Me: "It's okay, you can have as many of these two things as you want, but can you handle them?"
Elder Hu: "If you can't receive them, you will be restricted from entering. Jingjinfeng's defensive array can't block the Lengshui River, but it can still block ordinary people."
Me: "Don't underestimate the equipment of local tyrants." Be careful that they use magic weapons to bombard them.
Elder Hu: "Equipment is not important. Now they are asking for us. It is normal for them to put on airs. If you don't put on airs, it is not easy to raise the price."
Not necessarily, you can also rely on your face to raise the price. For example, when I sell things in Yunxiazong, I give Tongmingguo a Nascent Soul-level item, and someone will still buy it—the bottom line, seeing that I can’t sell it and lose face, my brothers and sisters will definitely buy it. Will wrap it up for me.
I took out a basket of small ice lotus flowers and a basket of spherical version of Tongmingguo made from plants in the mortal world and gave them to Elder Hu: "You can sell as much as you want. If you can't sell it all, you can return it to me. If you need more, ask I'll take it. Let each of your disciples take a copy of these two items, and use them as the hard work of selling them."
Elder Hu stared at the basket, silent.
Me: "I took this basket casually, you'd better repack it before you sell it." The waste paper basket in the mortal world is very practical for storing things.Don't dislike it, it is bought unused and new.
Elder Hu: "We will. We must sell at a reasonable high price."
...what is a 'reasonably' high price?
Me: "I can be the guest elder of Jing Jinfeng, but there are some prerequisites."
Elder Hu: "Tell me."
Me: "The simple summary is that you can't do things related to me behind my back. As long as the matter is related to me, I have to know first. If I don't agree, then you either don't do it, or do it in a different way."
Elder Hu: "This is natural. 'Guest elder', 'guest' is the first, we will not be rude to guests."
Me: "If I don't want to continue to be the guest elder, can I step down at any time?"
Elder Hu: "This is your freedom, we will never obstruct it."
Me: "Then I have no other opinion, agree."
Feng Qiang: "Pei Xianren, you seem to overestimate me. I just discovered that this tripod can be charged, and then I tried it. I didn't even realize that it has matching items until later. If Zhuo Tao didn't point it out, I don't know that this cauldron is overflowing with energy. How can I know how to use it? I don't even know what I used. The text on the cauldron can only be deciphered to less than a third, and I can only guess that it should be related to the sacrifice .”
Feng Qiang: "Sacrifice, sacrifice, that's why I associate Ding with Zhuotao, because he has a desperate sense of sacrifice for my protection."
... a sense of sacrifice?you sure?Why do I feel like I belong together?
Me: "But now, I have given you an idea that can be used repeatedly."
Feng Qiang: "I've thought about this idea, but I haven't touched that tripod again. Although I go to see it almost every year, but..."
You have been thinking for so long and contradicting for so long, and it is not easy to maintain your rationality all the time.
Me: "Anyway, thank you for speaking for me during the live broadcast."
Feng Qiang: "No, I should thank you, always have been, thank you very much."
I looked at the hand warming stone in his hand.Xin said: With your style of carrying ghosts with you, you need to keep warm.Is your soul really all right?Even if Zhuo Tao is a ghost cultivator now, his cultivation base is still very shallow, and he may not be able to completely eliminate the negative impact on your body.
Me: "Are you rich now? How much more can I sell you?"
Feng Qiang: "Okay, please sell me another two yuan, what is the price now?"
Me: "It's still [-] yuan for you, and you can still pay with mortal currency. The account is the one I made public."
After receiving the transfer, I handed over two hand warming stones to Feng Qiang, and I also gave him a little ice lotus flower by the way: "Since you have said such good things to him, it seems stingy not to give you one, but you are welcome to give me a cool thing." Maybe you don’t like it? Put it far away as a decoration, I think it looks pretty good.”
Feng Qiang: "I don't have anything that I don't like being cold. I always carry the Cooling Stone with me. Now I keep the hand warming stone because the weather is getting colder. Speaking of which, the last time I saw you, it was also on the cold side." The season...is really a lucky season."
The seasons are not lucky or not, the planet revolves, so there is no need to give so many meanings?
2509_ field control is okay
Me: "If you thank me, you mean that I pulled your mind and kept you from hurting the ghost, then I can only say that my credit, if any, is very small. It is you who controlled yourself. You are very Great, really. Even if I don't show up, you'll find other reasons to keep yourself in check. Your yardstick is solid."
Feng Qiang shook his head and said with a smile, "Thank you."
... What do you mean by shaking your head?Am I guessing wrong again?I just thought I was being considerate of you today.
The charging and punishment project about my face has basically been successfully completed. Only a few people are still busy with repaying debts, but their attitudes are already very correct.
I said to Feng Ci: "The field control is okay? No one died."
Feng Ci: "Thank you very much for your cooperation on this point. However, regarding field control, did you not pay attention to public opinion after confirming that the bodies of those who swallowed the seeds of nightmares are normal?"
I have nothing to pay attention to that thing for?How much news and gossip is there every day in the world?I haven't even tracked people in the cultivation world in real time, so I still care about the mortal world?I'm looking forward to seeing the summary of the big events at the end of the year.
But listen to what you mean...
"what happened again?"
Feng Ci: "Probably, an indescribably peerless beauty, something like that."
Oh, it's nothing, it's better not to say anything than to talk nonsense.It will be fine in a few years. Ordinary people change quickly, especially when they treat Internet celebrities.
Feng Ci: "In fact, the more forbidden this kind of thing is, the more it spreads."
Me: "I didn't prohibit it, I just asked for a fee. This means that you can help me strengthen it when you have time, so that I won't charge again on a large scale in a few years."
Feng Ci: "..."
Yes, you understand correctly, I am threatening you.At your age, if I come to make trouble again in ten or eight years, it is very likely that you will be the one I interviewed, because acquaintances are easy to talk to.Before you retired, I came to the mortal world. As long as I cause something that requires the mortal world officials to send someone to communicate with me, you probably won't be able to avoid it.But don't worry, I generally don't cause trouble, I advocate peace and reason.
Feng Ci: "We will definitely study the issue of portrait rights of immortals specifically, so as to avoid similar incidents from happening again."
Me: "Isn't it okay to use the portrait rights of mortals to protect relevant laws?"
Feng Ci: "Will an immortal go through legal procedures if his rights are infringed?"
……you're right.
You and the comprehension world should study this issue carefully, "You can refer to the mortal world circulation plan for the products of the Acacia Sect." I suggested, "The operation seems to be quite systematic."
Feng Ci looked at me for a few seconds, then nodded: "It makes sense."
... The 'reason' you mentioned seems to be telling me, isn't it a concept?
2510_Guest Elder Invitation
This time when I returned to Jingjin Peak, the disciples of Jingjin Peak seemed to have finally realized that I was a cat beauty. They looked at me with gossip in awe.
Qi Jing realized more.She asked me: "Senior Pei, have you also been to Wanxin Secret Realm? I mean, you went there more than ten years ago, not a hundred years ago or more."
I look like I'm alive... Monk age is not easy to tell from the outside.I nodded: "Yes, I'm with you."
Qi Jing: "...Wow."
Although I found out that the two of us had some extra intersections, Qi Jing didn't seem to have anything more to say to me, she just happily went to whisper to her classmates.
What are you talking about?You don't even know that we met each other in Wanxin... It's better not to know for the rest of your life.
Elder Hu was also in a good mood, he asked me: "Fellow Daoist Pei, would you like to ask me, before Jing Jinfeng disbands, would you like to be the guest elder of Jing Jinfeng?"
I:"……"
Elder Hu: "If you don't want to, just refuse it. I'm just asking on a whim. You don't need to do anything, just make a name. In Jing Jinfeng's last time, let us have more customers."
Me: "Those mortals outside..."
Elder Hu: "I heard that you are temporarily staying at Jingjin Peak, so we can see if we can see you. Of course we won't let them bother you, and they won't get it from Jingjinfeng's disciples that you are here Here's the answer."
Me: "I can't eat carrots."
Elder Hu: "If you want, you can let them eat a little?"
Me: "That won't work, my face is very expensive, and it took more than a month to raise the price tag."
Elder Hu smiled: "None of these people is a customer of Lengshuixi, nor is it a customer of Jingjinfeng before. None of them are nearby residents. You helped us develop a source of customers. Believe me, I found out that you are here so quickly These people who came all the way here are very rich, and they must be able to pay the price you are offering now, and they are willing to pay."
That's right, it's all here, what's the big deal about spending expensive face-seeing fees.
2511_ Small things for sale
Me: "It's so far away, it's not good for people to return empty-handed. I'll sell them some small ice lotus flowers. Or if they really want to spend money, I can also sell them Tongmingguo." But I have to ask Tongmingguo first. What is the market price of , the data I received is quite random, it seems to be priced according to chance.
Elder Hu: "If you want, we have no objection, but as long as you sell it once and spread the word, many people will come to buy it."
Me: "It's okay, you can have as many of these two things as you want, but can you handle them?"
Elder Hu: "If you can't receive them, you will be restricted from entering. Jingjinfeng's defensive array can't block the Lengshui River, but it can still block ordinary people."
Me: "Don't underestimate the equipment of local tyrants." Be careful that they use magic weapons to bombard them.
Elder Hu: "Equipment is not important. Now they are asking for us. It is normal for them to put on airs. If you don't put on airs, it is not easy to raise the price."
Not necessarily, you can also rely on your face to raise the price. For example, when I sell things in Yunxiazong, I give Tongmingguo a Nascent Soul-level item, and someone will still buy it—the bottom line, seeing that I can’t sell it and lose face, my brothers and sisters will definitely buy it. Will wrap it up for me.
I took out a basket of small ice lotus flowers and a basket of spherical version of Tongmingguo made from plants in the mortal world and gave them to Elder Hu: "You can sell as much as you want. If you can't sell it all, you can return it to me. If you need more, ask I'll take it. Let each of your disciples take a copy of these two items, and use them as the hard work of selling them."
Elder Hu stared at the basket, silent.
Me: "I took this basket casually, you'd better repack it before you sell it." The waste paper basket in the mortal world is very practical for storing things.Don't dislike it, it is bought unused and new.
Elder Hu: "We will. We must sell at a reasonable high price."
...what is a 'reasonably' high price?
Me: "I can be the guest elder of Jing Jinfeng, but there are some prerequisites."
Elder Hu: "Tell me."
Me: "The simple summary is that you can't do things related to me behind my back. As long as the matter is related to me, I have to know first. If I don't agree, then you either don't do it, or do it in a different way."
Elder Hu: "This is natural. 'Guest elder', 'guest' is the first, we will not be rude to guests."
Me: "If I don't want to continue to be the guest elder, can I step down at any time?"
Elder Hu: "This is your freedom, we will never obstruct it."
Me: "Then I have no other opinion, agree."
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