Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2484_Bloodline

Brother: "I don't know, it's a mess, and I can't see it now. Zeng Qi has flipped through all the pictures of the seven professions in the Yunxiazong Introductory Guide, and even imitated the example poses of spirit beasts. Let's go to school and howl together. Fortunately, Zeng Xun has changed his face back now. If he still imitates the face of the little uncle...but he must have done a lot of stupid things with that face before, and the little uncle can actually indulge him At this point? What is their relationship? Who is Zeng Qi's mother has not been found out yet."

It's a little dangerous for you to think about it further, although I also thought about it...

I accused: "Don't talk nonsense without evidence. Can you still identify whether Zeng Qi and Xiao Shishu are related by blood? Hierarchical suppression is there, and you have nothing to do."

Brother: "Don't talk nonsense. My own son in the transformation stage? Do you think that father's deeds are so easy to reproduce? If this matter really reappears, and it is reappeared by our Yunxia Sect elders, the cultivation world must It is impossible to dismantle Yunxiazong to find the secret recipe for fertility."

Me: "Don't misinterpret my meaning, blood relationship does not just refer to father-son relationship, besides, Zeng Xun and Zeng Qi's father-son relationship has been confirmed. Uncle and Zeng Xun used to... As far as Zeng Xun's actual appearance and character are concerned, I don't believe that my uncle's taste is like this."

Brother: "Do you dare to complete the omitted content?"

I think that with the pampering of the little martial uncle to Zeng Xun, and the fact that Zeng Qi's cultivation progress is similar to that of the former junior martial uncle, it is possible that the little martial uncle is watching the real-time situation of his elder brother instructing Zeng Qi.

So... yes, I dare not.

Is it true that I came to Jingjin Peak to serve my junior uncle in order to atone for my crimes?Why do I seem to annoy him even more?

Sooner or later there will be a beating, I'd better stop struggling and provoke me if I want.

To Zeng Xun, Zeng Qi seemed to have fallen from the sky.One morning Zeng Xun saw a baby as soon as he went out. There was a note next to the baby: This is Zeng Xun's son, born at x hour x minute x second on x day x month x year x.

Then do a blood test, ah, it really is.

So the question is, who is the mother of the child?

Zeng Xun had a more bizarre question at the time: When did he lose his virginity?Not impressed at all...

As soon as Zeng Xun asked the question, his father beat him up.Zeng Xun still feels that he has died unjustly. He thinks that he is only chasing stars, booing, and occasionally giving a few compliments to a certain beauty, but he is actually a very clean and self-sufficient person.And Zeng Qi appeared on Zeng Xun's birthday, that is to say, Zeng Xun was still underage when the child was sown.

Zeng Xun felt that he was wronged. He was a father in his youth. Six years later, he still didn't feel much about it, and he still felt that he was still a child.

Zeng Xun's father felt that Zeng Xun was not innocent at all, because the day Zeng Qi was conceived was deduced from Zeng Qi's birth date. During that time, Zeng Xun was away from home every day, fooling around with his cronies.Zeng Xun's father felt that something was going to happen at that time, so he took Zeng Xun home and put him in confinement, but after seeing his grandson, Zeng Xun's father regretted that it was too late for him to act.

Zeng Xun: "I really didn't..."

2485_Nightmare Seed

Let's go back to my issue of punishment for the bad debtors who refused to pay when the deadline came.

I said to Feng Ci from the Special Events Division: "Have you heard of Beauty Fruit?"

Feng Ci: "I've heard, it's a beauty product."

Really professional.

Me: "What I'm going to do is similar to the way the beauty fruit works. Of course, it has negative effects."

Feng Ci: "Then we should use Chouyanguo as an example."

Didn't I give you a little psychological buffer, and ugly fruit is not as famous as beauty fruit in the mortal world.

Me: "Well. I will feed each of those people a seed. This seed will take root and germinate in their bodies to produce seeds like an ugly fruit. The negative effects brought to them during this process are nightmares, so It's named the Nightmare Seed. The content of the nightmare is not in my control, it's entirely up to them. They will dream about things they fear."

Me: "The duration of this whole process is not completely determined, because this is still an experimental product, but don't worry, the safety of the nightmare seed can definitely be guaranteed, and the test is its specific effect."

Me: "The data obtained from the experiment is what I need, so these data can directly offset the portrait fee they owe me. After the new seeds are produced, what they owe me will be written off. I will before sowing the seeds, that is, Today, explain the situation to everyone. Tonight at twelve o'clock sharp, people who still owe me money will take the seeds and start their daily nightmares."

Feng Ci: "The entire life cycle of the beauty and ugly fruit is at least several months. You use them as a metaphor to mean that the nightmare seeds may also work for several months?"

Me: "It is basically impossible to be less than a month, but it should not exceed a year."

Feng Ci: "For nightmares that last at least one month, their sleep quality will be very poor. Maybe you don't need sleep anymore so you don't understand it. However, for ordinary people, such a long period of bad sleep affects the mind and body. It’s a huge burden.”

2486_ Not a desperate situation

Me: "Actually, it may be more serious than you think, because, unlike ordinary dreams, which are almost completely forgotten after waking up, the nightmares caused by nightmare seeds will be remembered very clearly by the experiencer after waking up, and will soon be It may be continued and consolidated in subsequent nightmares, until the life cycle of the nightmare seeds is over, and the user's forgetting system can start to function, slowly forgetting these nightmares that have been deeply embedded in their minds. Of course, it is also possible Because the memory is too deep to be completely forgotten.”

Feng Ci: "You promised not to hurt people or their minds."

Me: "If they can't bear it, they can repay the debt at any time, and they have to pay the penalty for late repayment, as well as the cost of the nightmare seeds. As long as they pay off what they should pay, I will immediately stop the growth of the nightmare plants, and they will They will immediately stop being haunted by nightmares. If they continue to refuse to pay their debts firmly, I think it means that they have not collapsed, and naturally they are not mentally injured."

Me: "Look, there is a very clear way of retreat, they can take it at any time, if they firmly refuse to take this way of retreat, choose to stick to it, at most a year, it will also usher in a bright future. I did not force them to Desperate."

Me: "It's only natural to pay off debts, what do you think?"

Feng Ci: "...I understand what you mean. However, I request that if they have the intention to pay back the money, but they just don't have enough money for a while, then please suspend the effect of the nightmare seeds."

Me: "If they really want to pay back the money, and they are only limited by their ability to pay it back for a while, instead of pretending to want to and trying to trick me into getting some probation, then that's fine. In addition, I suggest that you also guard against these people. When they can’t hold on to their nightmares and there’s no legal way to get the money, they may take the risk and use illegitimate means.”

Me: "Although this choice was forced by me to a certain extent, I can pay you some compensation for it, and I will also pay attention to guarding against their changes, but I lack the recent knowledge of mortal technology, law, etc. I have personally experienced some illegal and criminal acts, and I may not be able to judge them in time, so I will trouble you."

Feng Ci: "In this regard...we will pay attention to it, and we will also urge them to pay off your debt as soon as possible. If necessary, we will open up some special borrowing channels for them."

2487_Hope someone can last to the end

The Nightmare Seed is one of the derivatives of the Emotional Control Core from my first mortal world quest.Zhi Zhifeng said that they are going to change the name of the "emotional control core", because now it seems that its derivative products can affect more than just emotions.

Me: "Almost, it's all about emotions."

Planting Peak: "No, combing seeds is mainly related to the body."

Me: "Your body is better, and your mood is better."

Zhi Zhifeng might think it was justified, or he might be overwhelmed with the new name, so seeing that the old name still made sense, he stopped mentioning it.

In fact, Zhuangfeng and Pill Artifact Fuxiufeng have many things that can make people have nightmares. However, the derivatives of the emotional control core are for me, and the relevant test data are not enough, so I try to use them as much as possible. up.One of the biggest benefits of these derivative seeds is that they have little side effects and no direct lethality.In this regard, they all continue the characteristics of their ancestor, the beauty and ugly fruit.

I announced the punishment items for those who overdue the payment through the channel of Baowen, and then added: "Based on the time zone of Yunxiazong, it will start at twelve o'clock tonight. Who are the people who will be planted with nightmare seeds?" , I have sent notices to the parties one by one. If there is still money owed to me but I did not send a notice, congratulations, you have successfully concealed it from me. I won't bother you about the debts before today. Of course, if there are still debts after today, if I find out, I will still ask for it."

Me: "There are still six hours before twelve o'clock, and those who pay off before twelve o'clock will not be fined. But I think it's already this time, and maybe the rest of the people who still owe me money are more willing to gamble A gamble? Instead of incurring a debt that may never be paid off for the rest of your life, why not survive the nightmare of at most one year?"

Me: "Actually, nightmares are not necessarily scary, right? Because your nightmares must be based on what you have seen and heard, and it is impossible to have scenes that you have never imagined. If some people never watch horror movies, If you don’t visit horror forums, don’t have terrible things happen in your life, and don’t worry about sleeping and eating, in theory, nightmares won’t be too scary. Moreover, the pressure of modern society is high, and many people’s sleep quality is not good, so add a few more A nightmare, and making the quality of sleep a little bit worse?"

Me: "I promise again that as long as the nightmare seeds complete their life cycle in a person and get new seeds, the previous account between me and this person will be cancelled, and I will never repeat the account afterwards."

I think that the attitude of the commentary is very sincere and the content is very realistic, but before midnight, I really received some payment.

Feng Ci told me: "Some people feel that you are too diligent in persuading them to take the nightmare seed route, fearing that nightmare seeds are extremely dangerous things."

Me: "Speaking of conscience, it is very dangerous. It is not controlled by outsiders, fully reflects the nightmare in one's own heart, and staged the scenes of one's worst fear. This is much more exciting than horror movies. In fact, I am looking forward to someone Can last to the end, because the value of a person who can last to the end is much higher than that little portrait fee."