Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2468_It's really a miracle

Me: "Is it easier for a Taoist couple to see through the surface, that is, easier to get close to the baby?"

Elder Huigu: "Theoretically yes, a true Taoist couple can complement the Tao of both parties, with double the efficiency and effect, not only to promote baby formation, but also to be helpful in all aspects of cultivation. However, it is difficult to find a real Taoist couple. Although some people have a Taoist couple in name, they are actually more like a mortal marriage relationship, not a 'Taoist' couple in the full sense. But the ceremony is just the least important and most dispensable part in the process of becoming a couple."

Elder Huigu: "The difficulty of meeting one's real Taoist partner is as high as that of a monk giving birth to a child, and the higher the level of cultivation, the harder it is to find. In the period of practicing Qi and building funds, you can find a Taoist partner and cultivate together to a high level. Cultivation level, this is rare, but at least a few pairs can be counted at any time, but, high cultivation level, after the Nascent Soul stage, looking for a Taoist companion? Dreaming is faster."

Elder Huigu: "So, your father is really a miracle, not only because he gave birth to you, but also because it is difficult for others to find a Taoist partner in a lifetime, but he actually met two, and both of them are real. The Taoist companions really fit his Dao. Especially Jiang Lin, the Transformation God stage and the Nascent Soul stage, two people who had very different experiences and had almost no intersection before, at that level of cultivation, the Dao actually fit perfectly. Regardless of whether you were born or not, this is enough to shock the entire cultivation world."

Elder Huigu: "Having these two Taoist companions is also one of the important reasons why many people are optimistic about your father's future development. Your father's Tao, under the blessing of the two Taoist companions, is very stable, and there is almost no reason why it cannot be done again." Go up a notch."

Elder Huigu: "If your father is one of the three major disciples, especially if he is a Kunlun disciple, no one will doubt that he can enter the Mahayana period, but because he is actually the seventh major disciple, people still have certain doubts. I feel that the Yunxia Sect may not be able to cultivate the Mahayana stage, but considering that the founder of the Yunxia Sect is at the Mahayana stage, and the Zhenpai Lingbao is also equivalent to the Mahayana stage, and there is still such a thin foundation, so there are still people who prefer your father to enter the Mahayana stage. a lot of."

Me: "If my father is a disciple of Kunlun, maybe he won't even be able to enter the stage of transformation into a god, and the environment is not suitable."

Elder Huigu: "I can understand that you don't like Kunlun, but don't be so critical, just ignore what you don't like, and cooperate where you should cooperate. The first sect has a wide influence and cannot be avoided. "

Me: "I have no opinion, I just don't like it. Like and dislike are just a feeling, it doesn't affect my work, I just don't like it."

Elder Huigu: "If I don't like it, I don't like it. I don't like Kunlun too much. It's a big deal."

2469_ show love

Me: "I like Yunxia Sect."

Elder Huigu: "Nonsense, Yunxia Sect disciples like Yunxia Sect, why do you need to say something special? If you don't like you, you can't enter the inner sect at all, even if you are an outer sect or even a handyman disciple, you will be expelled long ago."

Me: "Like is a fact, of course you can tell the truth. The love overflowing in your heart..." Hey, can't you be so straightforward every time you pinch the communication?Even if I'm a little disgusted to be lyrical... Think about it, if Pei Bing shows love to me, I will block him.Forget it, understand each other.

Pei Bing: "I don't have time to express my love to you verbally right now. I love Sui Sui. Sui Sui is about to become a Lingbao, just recently, and it is possible at any time. I want to show love to Sui Sui all the time, and let him be the first one when he is born." remember me."

Don't waste your efforts, that's impossible. The first person who recognizes the owner of the spirit weapon after awakening will only be its owner, but the second one should be the other guys bound to the owner's soul... ...But the storage spirit treasure, the second place will be the items in its memory that belong to the owner?

It's okay, Pei Bing, even if Xiao Sui pays attention to its memory items first, you don't have to be discouraged, because you are also in Xiao Sui, your ranking must be second, at worst, it will be tied with other things, and many other things .

Pei Bing: "...huh."

After bullying my Lingbao with irrefutable facts, I asked my father, "Has Elder Brother been successfully seduced by Elder Peng Qinru?" Elder Peng also named Elder Brother.

Anyway, my father must also know about my trembling for Elder Peng, so I won't make a summary of the previous situation and explain why I asked this question.In other words, when I ask questions, I always ask what I think of, and I often can't explain the reasons for the problems. Dad should be very used to my random questions.

Dad: "It depends on how you define 'successful temptation'. Just like you, I was a little tempted for a while, and I did, but it didn't affect his behavior, so in terms of actual impact, it can be regarded as no."

Me: "Then I don't count?"

Dad: "Jiang Weixiao's heartbeat is much shorter than yours."

Well, I was still successfully seduced, so, "How short is the master?" The 'short' only refers to the time of being seduced, don't expand the scope of understanding.

Dad: "A daze, less than two seconds more. Then followed by a very heavy, almost disrespectful vigilance."

It is understandable that the eldest brother has always hated losing control, and was disturbed by an outsider for more than a second. He didn't retaliate just because he couldn't beat Elder Peng in a battle of wits and courage.

2470_last day

Me: "Elder Peng likes to seduce people?"

Dad: "No, this is just a tentative method, a gentle method. If this method fails, he may use less gentle methods, such as drinking or fighting."

Me: "Which one did you encounter?" After asking, I was cut off from communication.

I didn't give up, and harassed my father again: "Elder Peng gave me two jars of wine, one jar I can't drink, the other jar is suitable for me to drink. Do you drink it? He also gave me a lot of peaches, and I use those peaches to make wine. I made Tongmingguo. I will send you a copy and accept it.”

Dad: "Taste a drop or two at most, and don't drink more. Even if it is the wine that Elder Peng said is suitable for you, you can only drink it for the first time. Otherwise, although it may not cause harm to the body, but the behavior The consequences of losing control are unpredictable. Alcoholics have a unique method of self-control when drunk, and other professions cannot calculate their own according to their alcohol consumption and evaluation standards for drunk safety."

Me: "When I finish the task of Jing Jinfeng, I will try again when I go back to Yunxiazong. By the way, when can I finish the task of Jing Jinfeng?"

Dad: "If you want to drink, you can brew it yourself. The wine you can brew is really no burden on you and suitable for you to drink."

Your technique of changing the subject... No, this doesn't seem to be called changing the subject. Dad just ignored another question of mine.

When there were seven days left before the one-month deadline, I sent a message to each person who hadn't paid my portrait-related fees, indicating the deadline and the amount they needed to pay; on the third-to-last day, I sent Send it again if it is still not paid.After the two messages were sent, some people couldn't bear the psychological pressure, and still collected money through various means to pay off what they owed me.

On the final day, many people around the world are waiting to see what I will do with the remaining die-hard deadbeats with the attitude of 'you dare kill me'.

The official of the mortal world contacted me deliberately, and first apologized again for the large-scale violation of my portrait rights, saying that it was their poor management, and then hinted to me euphemistically that killing mortals violated the agreement between the two worlds, especially since this matter is getting too much attention now High, if I act too aggressively, the repercussions will be very bad.

Hey, do I look like a rude person who only knows how to fight and kill?Can't my appearance make you think that I am a literary youth?

Pei Bing: "Young literary and artistic youth really don't look like you. You're more like...a prostitute rather than a prostitute...so what."

Get out, who can afford me?I have inherited most of the relics of the elders of the Hehuan Sect.Do you know how rich the elders of the Hehuan Sect are?Don’t look at those Mahayana periods in Kunlun that seem to control the world. Kunlun is only slightly better than Hehuanzong in terms of total activity funds, but think about the size of Kunlun and how many times the number of people in Kunlun is Hehuanzong. On average, one Kunlun In the face of a Yuanying period of the Hehuan sect, the Mahayana period can only bow down to the local tyrants.

2471_Voluntary Surrender

I made a promise to the mortal world official: "I will never kill or hurt anyone in this matter, they will only have some nightmares."

Official from the mortal world: "Will it hurt their sanity?"

Me: "No. I'm not sure how much you can understand, but I'll try to explain to you the nightmare principle I'm going to use."

Official from the mortal world: "Wait a minute, we will let the professionals come."

Then the person who contacted me was replaced by Feng Ci, a staff member of the special event department who met for the first time on the scene of the "Absolute Reality" program.

Before that, Feng Ci had been staying in the plastic surgery place arranged for me by the Special Events Department, maintaining order for me.It is an independent small courtyard with a good environment, but the Special Events Department mainly took a fancy to the fact that there is more open space and convenient transportation, which can accommodate those people who voluntarily surrendered and asked me to have plastic surgery to return to my original appearance.

Because Jing Jinfeng was willing to let me continue to live there, I didn't move there, but I positioned my spiritual power there, and I did not refuse anyone who came into the yard. No-show, done' mystery.

In addition, some people who have nothing to do with me came to ask me to remove the plastic surgery, and they also had knives on their faces, but they did not follow me, but imitated other monks, such as some well-known beauties of the Hehuan Sect.After seeing me making such a fuss and hearing that I have a deep connection with the Acacia Sect, they panicked and decided to correct their mistakes first, so as not to be liquidated at any time.

They said: "We will pay for the plastic surgery fee, but after being restored by the cat fairy, the fairy people of the Hehuan sect will not care about us a little bit?"

Me: "You are all imitations on a small scale, and there is basically no behavior of profiting from it. You have kept this face after plastic surgery, and the Acacia Sect will not be serious with you."

They: "It's better to restore it, and restore peace of mind. Well, if we want to pay for the portrait fee of the Acacia Sect, can the cat fairy hand it over?"

Me: "You can send it directly to the Hehuan Sect, and attach the reason for sending the fee. The rest depends on how the Hehuan Sect responds."

I also sent them a small ice lotus flower after collecting them to clear the plastic surgery fee, and they asked: "If we send this little ice lotus flower to Hehuanzong together with the portrait fee, what is the chance that Hehuanzong will accept the fee we sent?" Will it be higher?"

I didn't want to get involved in the matter between them and the Hehuan Sect, but for the operation they mentioned, I had to say: "Yes." It's too good.It wasn't a big deal in the first place, but now that I agreed to charge these people a fee and gave me a proof of the fee, the attitude of the Hehuan Sect, which was originally dispensable, would be inclined to keep pace with me, so I also accepted it.

In addition to the big head of Hehuanzong, a few people who have had plastic surgery on the faces of beauties from other sects also asked me whether my proof is also valid in the sects they choose to imitate.