Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 586
2436_very close
Me: "Even the parties involved don't know the whole picture of the matter, so how can we be sure?"
Elder Peng: "An appointment? Simply answer me."
Me: "No date."
Elder Peng: "Why? You are clearly tempted."
Me: "You are three grades higher than me, and you are so many years older than me. I feel that I am at a loss for dating."
Elder Peng laughed again, and handed the fur ball and peaches to me. Pei Bing grabbed his body and went back to the small suit with the peaches. The fur ball also wanted to drill into the small suit...
Huh?
Elder Peng: "Ah... oh, I still haven't woken up."
The fur ball successfully got into the small sui, and it can move freely in the small sui, which means... I grabbed the crane flying by and stuffed it into the small sui, observed it for half a minute, released it, and fed it for a while The mouth is transparent and the flesh is full, blocking its dissatisfaction.The crane swallowed the pulp, flew around me a few times, and then flew away.
Elder Peng: "It means that if you feed it that kind of food again, it can continue to be your test product."
Me: "No need, the experiment is over." I have confirmed that the small suit can indeed contain living things now, not only spirit treasures and spirit beasts connected to my soul, ordinary spirit beasts can also move safely in it—if not If Mao Qiu and Pei Bing were bullied.
This shows that Xiao Sui is no longer a simple storage space, it has formed a small world, even if Xiao Sui is not a Lingbao, it is very, very close.
— By the way, why not?More than one elder told me before that Xiao Sui's weapon spirit should wake up when I form the alchemy at the latest.Could it be that I formed the alchemy too quickly?But I'm obviously not in a hurry, but...if I don't pay attention...it's over...
Elder Peng: "What did you feed that bird just now?"
I gave Elder Peng a large handful of ice lotus-shaped Tongming fruits refined from peaches, peach blossoms, and peach leaves: "The return gift of peaches. The ones I refined are called Tongming fruits."
Elder Peng accepted the Tongming fruit, picked one up and looked at it for a while, and asked, "Can it be reshaped?"
Me: "Yes, but other shapes will be a little awkward when I refine them."
Elder Peng: "It's okay, I'll be awkward once in a while... I'll give you a tree of peaches to make up for it... If the peach forest is still there and the peaches haven't been picked yet."
2437_ Not sure about anything
Me: "...Who will take care of your peach grove when you are retreating?"
Elder Peng: "There is no need to take care of it, it is raised naturally. Without monks getting in the way, Lingzhi can grow more comfortably."
Hey... where does this leave the planters?Moreover, "The practice of wine cultivation also includes the cultivation of spiritual plants?"
Elder Peng: "I planted it, a large peach forest."
Me: "...what about the others?" You cultivated to the Mahayana stage, lived for thousands of years, and planted a peach grove?What do you use for your daily brewing raw materials?Buy all others?That can bring out your limit winemaking ability?
It is said that during the period when the wine cellar was about to collapse, the disciples of the wine cellar who lived in a miserable life dug grass roots, stripped tree bark, and caught earthworms... they made whatever wine they could get their hands on. Although a small part of them became high-quality goods, most of them , can only be said to be too whimsical to bear to look directly at.
Elder Peng: "As a sword repairer, you should focus."
I:"……"
Elder Peng: "Did Pei Ji say that to you too?"
I am."
Elder Peng: "Don't listen to him too much. He is duplicity to the children. In fact, he is very satisfied with you. Just because you have stretched his psychological line too high, he can't look at other juniors at all, so he can't accept other children. apprentice."
I just found out that I exist today, so stop pointing me out drunk.
Elder Peng: "Besides the three of you, does Pei Ji have any other apprentices? Doesn't he have a fourth child?"
Heh...pretending to be an expert requires a lot of information, senior.You are not sure about anything, how can I believe you?
Me: "No, just the three of us."
Elder Peng: "Did you despise me in your heart just now?"
Me: "Many people say that I am the half-disciple of Elder Huigu."
Elder Peng: "Huigu...Bao inquired about it, hasn't it been destroyed yet?"
Me: "Still thriving."
Elder Peng: "In the past 50 years, has the general structure of the cultivation world changed?"
...you are asking the wrong person this question?
Me: "I don't understand the big picture."
Elder Peng: "Just talk about your feelings."
Me: "I was not born 50 years ago." I can't compare now with 50 years ago, I don't feel it.
Elder Peng: "Oh... that's right. Time changes too fast for children, and it always makes me uncomfortable."
2438_ none
The peach grove that Elder Peng took me to... After the mission of the giant fireball lotus, when we took a break in Kunlun, Shi Bolin learned while chatting with a certain Kunlun disciple...
Me: "I heard that this was not a peach grove, until a senior got drunk here and destroyed all the original trees here, and was fined to plant trees after sobering up, and then planted this peach grove."
Elder Peng: "That's right, that's me, I like peaches."
The only spiritual plant you planted because you were punished?
Me: "I read in the information that wine repair is a sub-profession of a planter?"
Elder Peng replied, "Yes."
Me: "But you don't plant much, why can you still cultivate to the Mahayana stage?"
Elder Peng: "I'll repair the one that won't be planted."
...Which piece does the planter not plant?
Elder Peng's steps are not big, and the frequency of his steps is not in a hurry, but his forward speed is very fast. I have to keep my sword in order to always follow him.Seeing that his expression gradually showed dissatisfaction, I didn't dare to continue to harass him, I just followed quietly, but I am sure that Elder Peng's dissatisfaction was not aimed at me, he was dissatisfied with his peach trees.
But these peach trees are growing very well, they are all healthy, and the flowers are very... oh, flowers...
After the inspection, Elder Peng stopped and asked, "Did you see the peach?"
"No." I replied, emphasizing the point intimately, "Not one."
Elder Peng exploded immediately: "Who stopped the time of my peach trees?! Now is the time to bear peaches!" The previous gentleness disappeared, but there was no sudden sense of change.
Before Elder Peng came here, the Kunlun disciples who were here to enjoy the flowers and possibly fall in love retreated silently and carefully. Elder Peng did not let them go, and asked, "You, who picked the peaches?"
The disciple standing closest to Elder Peng had to speak on behalf of him: "No, Elder Peng, you have retreated for these years, these trees have never produced peaches once, but the flowers have been blooming very prosperously and beautifully."
Don't mention flowers, that's a hot spot...
Elder Peng: "Who cares how these broken flowers bloom, no, these flowers bloom so densely, can they still produce good peaches?"
Elder Peng suddenly turned to me: "Who told you to jump off the precipice cliff?"
I immediately betrayed the one who should actually be carrying out the instructions of the elders: "Senior Fangcai."
2439_ head start
Elder Peng: "Who is that? No matter who it is, come to me."
"Peng Qinru, that's enough for you. You're drunk as soon as you come out. What do you look like?" A person walked from outside the peach forest to Elder Peng. Fang Cai ran quickly behind her. When he saw me, Fang Cai And smiled at me friendly.
Having just betrayed him, I was a little guilty, so I grabbed a handful of small ice lotus flowers and gave them to him.
Fang Cai: "Huh?"
Me: "Apology gift."
Fang Cai: "Ah, you said that Elder Peng called me by name just now? It's okay, it's a reservation process, even if Elder Peng really catches me to question, he just wants to find out my master or boss, he doesn't care about me. Not interested. He doesn’t even know me, and I got started after Elder Peng started this retreat. But although I don’t need to apologize, the gift is mine once it’s given to me.”
As Fang Cai said, he looked to the side and was retreating, but he saw other elders coming, who seemed to be in no danger and could watch the fun, so the disciples who stayed behind shook Xiaobinglianhua's hand and mouthed: "Envy? "
Elder Peng pointed to Xia Cai, and asked the person who scolded him: "Your apprentice?"
Fang Cai introduced to me in a low voice: "This is Elder Shu Nuojie, Jianxiu, my ancestor."
Elder Shu: "Disciple and grandson."
Elder Peng: "In short, you are responsible for his affairs. You made Pei Lin jump off to wake me up? No, you can even turn spirit stones into stone slag, and you can't control Lingzhi at all. What is this peach forest? Who did it? What's the point of having so many flowers that prevent fruiting?"
Elder Shu: "Let's put aside the matter of waking you up and the matter of peach blossoms first. Let me first calculate with you the punishment items before you retreat. Do you think that once you retreat and come out first, you will be able to make the past disappear? Punishment Project plus interest! Don’t pretend to be drunk and not hear me again.”
According to my many years of experience in being punished, I should really withdraw now. If I hear too much black history from my predecessors, I will be angered.
But... why don't you ask about common things during the Mahayana period?The demeanor of the law enforcement elder of the Disciplinary Department is really...not familiar, our Yunxia Sect doesn't have this style now.The current three elders of the Disciplinary Department of Yunxiazong are all hands-on types. Before they do it, they should curse a few words?Either they don't have that patience, or they don't have that eloquence, and sometimes they are too lazy to even announce which rule the punished person violated-don't you know the rule you violated?I didn't know that I just took advantage of the penalty period to recite the rules from scratch.
Elder Peng pretended not to hear Elder Shu's lesson. He looked at me and asked, "Before today, which elder or elders in Kunlun did you have close contact with? We had a face-to-face conversation of more than ten sentences." .”
Me: "Even the parties involved don't know the whole picture of the matter, so how can we be sure?"
Elder Peng: "An appointment? Simply answer me."
Me: "No date."
Elder Peng: "Why? You are clearly tempted."
Me: "You are three grades higher than me, and you are so many years older than me. I feel that I am at a loss for dating."
Elder Peng laughed again, and handed the fur ball and peaches to me. Pei Bing grabbed his body and went back to the small suit with the peaches. The fur ball also wanted to drill into the small suit...
Huh?
Elder Peng: "Ah... oh, I still haven't woken up."
The fur ball successfully got into the small sui, and it can move freely in the small sui, which means... I grabbed the crane flying by and stuffed it into the small sui, observed it for half a minute, released it, and fed it for a while The mouth is transparent and the flesh is full, blocking its dissatisfaction.The crane swallowed the pulp, flew around me a few times, and then flew away.
Elder Peng: "It means that if you feed it that kind of food again, it can continue to be your test product."
Me: "No need, the experiment is over." I have confirmed that the small suit can indeed contain living things now, not only spirit treasures and spirit beasts connected to my soul, ordinary spirit beasts can also move safely in it—if not If Mao Qiu and Pei Bing were bullied.
This shows that Xiao Sui is no longer a simple storage space, it has formed a small world, even if Xiao Sui is not a Lingbao, it is very, very close.
— By the way, why not?More than one elder told me before that Xiao Sui's weapon spirit should wake up when I form the alchemy at the latest.Could it be that I formed the alchemy too quickly?But I'm obviously not in a hurry, but...if I don't pay attention...it's over...
Elder Peng: "What did you feed that bird just now?"
I gave Elder Peng a large handful of ice lotus-shaped Tongming fruits refined from peaches, peach blossoms, and peach leaves: "The return gift of peaches. The ones I refined are called Tongming fruits."
Elder Peng accepted the Tongming fruit, picked one up and looked at it for a while, and asked, "Can it be reshaped?"
Me: "Yes, but other shapes will be a little awkward when I refine them."
Elder Peng: "It's okay, I'll be awkward once in a while... I'll give you a tree of peaches to make up for it... If the peach forest is still there and the peaches haven't been picked yet."
2437_ Not sure about anything
Me: "...Who will take care of your peach grove when you are retreating?"
Elder Peng: "There is no need to take care of it, it is raised naturally. Without monks getting in the way, Lingzhi can grow more comfortably."
Hey... where does this leave the planters?Moreover, "The practice of wine cultivation also includes the cultivation of spiritual plants?"
Elder Peng: "I planted it, a large peach forest."
Me: "...what about the others?" You cultivated to the Mahayana stage, lived for thousands of years, and planted a peach grove?What do you use for your daily brewing raw materials?Buy all others?That can bring out your limit winemaking ability?
It is said that during the period when the wine cellar was about to collapse, the disciples of the wine cellar who lived in a miserable life dug grass roots, stripped tree bark, and caught earthworms... they made whatever wine they could get their hands on. Although a small part of them became high-quality goods, most of them , can only be said to be too whimsical to bear to look directly at.
Elder Peng: "As a sword repairer, you should focus."
I:"……"
Elder Peng: "Did Pei Ji say that to you too?"
I am."
Elder Peng: "Don't listen to him too much. He is duplicity to the children. In fact, he is very satisfied with you. Just because you have stretched his psychological line too high, he can't look at other juniors at all, so he can't accept other children. apprentice."
I just found out that I exist today, so stop pointing me out drunk.
Elder Peng: "Besides the three of you, does Pei Ji have any other apprentices? Doesn't he have a fourth child?"
Heh...pretending to be an expert requires a lot of information, senior.You are not sure about anything, how can I believe you?
Me: "No, just the three of us."
Elder Peng: "Did you despise me in your heart just now?"
Me: "Many people say that I am the half-disciple of Elder Huigu."
Elder Peng: "Huigu...Bao inquired about it, hasn't it been destroyed yet?"
Me: "Still thriving."
Elder Peng: "In the past 50 years, has the general structure of the cultivation world changed?"
...you are asking the wrong person this question?
Me: "I don't understand the big picture."
Elder Peng: "Just talk about your feelings."
Me: "I was not born 50 years ago." I can't compare now with 50 years ago, I don't feel it.
Elder Peng: "Oh... that's right. Time changes too fast for children, and it always makes me uncomfortable."
2438_ none
The peach grove that Elder Peng took me to... After the mission of the giant fireball lotus, when we took a break in Kunlun, Shi Bolin learned while chatting with a certain Kunlun disciple...
Me: "I heard that this was not a peach grove, until a senior got drunk here and destroyed all the original trees here, and was fined to plant trees after sobering up, and then planted this peach grove."
Elder Peng: "That's right, that's me, I like peaches."
The only spiritual plant you planted because you were punished?
Me: "I read in the information that wine repair is a sub-profession of a planter?"
Elder Peng replied, "Yes."
Me: "But you don't plant much, why can you still cultivate to the Mahayana stage?"
Elder Peng: "I'll repair the one that won't be planted."
...Which piece does the planter not plant?
Elder Peng's steps are not big, and the frequency of his steps is not in a hurry, but his forward speed is very fast. I have to keep my sword in order to always follow him.Seeing that his expression gradually showed dissatisfaction, I didn't dare to continue to harass him, I just followed quietly, but I am sure that Elder Peng's dissatisfaction was not aimed at me, he was dissatisfied with his peach trees.
But these peach trees are growing very well, they are all healthy, and the flowers are very... oh, flowers...
After the inspection, Elder Peng stopped and asked, "Did you see the peach?"
"No." I replied, emphasizing the point intimately, "Not one."
Elder Peng exploded immediately: "Who stopped the time of my peach trees?! Now is the time to bear peaches!" The previous gentleness disappeared, but there was no sudden sense of change.
Before Elder Peng came here, the Kunlun disciples who were here to enjoy the flowers and possibly fall in love retreated silently and carefully. Elder Peng did not let them go, and asked, "You, who picked the peaches?"
The disciple standing closest to Elder Peng had to speak on behalf of him: "No, Elder Peng, you have retreated for these years, these trees have never produced peaches once, but the flowers have been blooming very prosperously and beautifully."
Don't mention flowers, that's a hot spot...
Elder Peng: "Who cares how these broken flowers bloom, no, these flowers bloom so densely, can they still produce good peaches?"
Elder Peng suddenly turned to me: "Who told you to jump off the precipice cliff?"
I immediately betrayed the one who should actually be carrying out the instructions of the elders: "Senior Fangcai."
2439_ head start
Elder Peng: "Who is that? No matter who it is, come to me."
"Peng Qinru, that's enough for you. You're drunk as soon as you come out. What do you look like?" A person walked from outside the peach forest to Elder Peng. Fang Cai ran quickly behind her. When he saw me, Fang Cai And smiled at me friendly.
Having just betrayed him, I was a little guilty, so I grabbed a handful of small ice lotus flowers and gave them to him.
Fang Cai: "Huh?"
Me: "Apology gift."
Fang Cai: "Ah, you said that Elder Peng called me by name just now? It's okay, it's a reservation process, even if Elder Peng really catches me to question, he just wants to find out my master or boss, he doesn't care about me. Not interested. He doesn’t even know me, and I got started after Elder Peng started this retreat. But although I don’t need to apologize, the gift is mine once it’s given to me.”
As Fang Cai said, he looked to the side and was retreating, but he saw other elders coming, who seemed to be in no danger and could watch the fun, so the disciples who stayed behind shook Xiaobinglianhua's hand and mouthed: "Envy? "
Elder Peng pointed to Xia Cai, and asked the person who scolded him: "Your apprentice?"
Fang Cai introduced to me in a low voice: "This is Elder Shu Nuojie, Jianxiu, my ancestor."
Elder Shu: "Disciple and grandson."
Elder Peng: "In short, you are responsible for his affairs. You made Pei Lin jump off to wake me up? No, you can even turn spirit stones into stone slag, and you can't control Lingzhi at all. What is this peach forest? Who did it? What's the point of having so many flowers that prevent fruiting?"
Elder Shu: "Let's put aside the matter of waking you up and the matter of peach blossoms first. Let me first calculate with you the punishment items before you retreat. Do you think that once you retreat and come out first, you will be able to make the past disappear? Punishment Project plus interest! Don’t pretend to be drunk and not hear me again.”
According to my many years of experience in being punished, I should really withdraw now. If I hear too much black history from my predecessors, I will be angered.
But... why don't you ask about common things during the Mahayana period?The demeanor of the law enforcement elder of the Disciplinary Department is really...not familiar, our Yunxia Sect doesn't have this style now.The current three elders of the Disciplinary Department of Yunxiazong are all hands-on types. Before they do it, they should curse a few words?Either they don't have that patience, or they don't have that eloquence, and sometimes they are too lazy to even announce which rule the punished person violated-don't you know the rule you violated?I didn't know that I just took advantage of the penalty period to recite the rules from scratch.
Elder Peng pretended not to hear Elder Shu's lesson. He looked at me and asked, "Before today, which elder or elders in Kunlun did you have close contact with? We had a face-to-face conversation of more than ten sentences." .”
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